So last Play Day I was playing my Circle of the Moon Druid when we got told we incurred the ire of 8 goblins, 2 hobgoblins, and a goblin commander...frack we just expended a lot of health dealing with pirates. "Guys I can wild shape into a dire wolf" I said "So what?" says the half orc. "I'm a full grown man so it stands to reason I would be a full grown Dire Wolf... which I'm told is close in size to a horse" "OOOOOH" the dragonborn gets it. "Can I jump on your back and use my flame breath? "Hell ya that's the plan" "Can I ride piggyback and cast burning hands?" The gnome gets it to. "Any objections from the dm?" I ask feebly hoping not to take away my druid's shining moment. "Nope" God laughs as he figures out what the plan is. cut to dice rolls You killed everyone in 6 seconds.
So last Play Day I was playing my Circle of the Moon Druid when we got told we incurred the ire of 8 goblins, 2 hobgoblins, and a goblin commander...frack we just expended a lot of health dealing with pirates.
"Guys I can wild shape into a dire wolf" I said
"So what?" says the half orc.
"I'm a full grown man so it stands to reason I would be a full grown Dire Wolf... which I'm told is close in size to a horse"
"OOOOOH" the dragonborn gets it. "Can I jump on your back and use my flame breath?
"Hell ya that's the plan"
"Can I ride piggyback and cast burning hands?" The gnome gets it to.
"Any objections from the dm?" I ask feebly hoping not to take away my druid's shining moment.
"Nope" God laughs as he figures out what the plan is.
cut to dice rolls
You killed everyone in 6 seconds.
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For a second I thought it would be something like:
"A wolf, a dragonborn and a gnome enter into a bar and..."
"Let your dice roll"
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Kill everyone in 6 seconds flat :D