Rowland quickly hacks and slashes at the nearest snakes, "Gods damn! It's as if Lolth," quick pause as he grunts with another swing, "ungh! left her legs open and is allowing everything to crawl out all at once!"
(Since this is not Rowland's first turn of the current combat encounter, Dread Ambusher is not available to him)
Rowland attacks the Swarm of Snakes but they scatter quickly before his blade reaches any of them. Grunting and between breaths, he lands his second strike, slicing a few of the snakes in half! Rowland finds it difficult to damage such a large number of small creatures, although he is dealing damage when he lands his attacks...that much he's sure of.
Both of the Swarms of Snakes encircle Gremryl and begin viciously attacking the Dwarf! The first swarm manages to bite through the weaker points in Gremry's armor dealing a nasty 7 points of damage. Gremryl feels the familiar current of poisonous toxins beginning to flow through his veins from the bite and attempts to resist the effects with his Dwarven resilience.
(Gremryl - Roll a Constitution Saving Throw with advantage)
Shaking off the second Swarm of Snakes before they can get a chance to penetrate his armor, Gremryl avoids a second bite from the enemy!
Getting bit and grunting with some pain "ye know back in mi day we had a dwarf who wore thAttack: strangest clothes..sort of gitup with shorts if ye can believe it.. he handled exotic creatures and had a the funniest accent.. died at the sting of a winged underwater creature... bless his heart..now these things!"
22 con save
1st attack Attack: 16 Damage: 10 plus 1 fire damage
2nd attack Attack: 27 Damage: 10 plus fire damage of 1
Gremryl continues his attacks and smashes snakes left and right crushing the spineless creatures mercilessly. Rowland uses his Sentinel Attack to eek out a little more death to the Swarm of Snakes and is successful in doing so. Elmo then takes a few attacks at the weakened Swarm of Snakes although it's not quite enough to fell the vile creatures...
well, since I'm out of ki points, I guess I'll just make my two attacks against whatever target is weakest. If that target dies with my first attack I'll direct my second one to whatever target of opportunity remains.
"Twin Boulders? Was yer ex-lover a Goliath by chance? Ye sly dog, Elmo likes them tall as well mate." Elmo slashes and stabs at the snakes that bit grem. "Nay, the one Im referring to is a brothel in town. Best damn place in the underdark by a damned sight." Elmo stops for a moment to wipe sweat from his brow, "Dont be going though if yer afraid of an itchy nether jibs mate. That's why we be traveling with a cleric mate! Life has no consequences (elmo jokes)! Speaking of which, Leon! When ye got a chance, I got some itching that I could use your help with. "
Elmo laughs to himself
To grem,
"Or maybe I could use some of Grem's lovely hand magic to heal it up"
"Ye nether bits got some spices in'em eh! Alas master Elmo (bats a snake like playing stickball) my holy powers would not be of use as ye marinating ye giggly bits in the sauces of the clientele of that place... mayhap rowland and his knowledge of the local fungi can help you?" Grem chuckles
"An itch you say?" Pauses to swing at snake and miss, "Hmmmm, let me see if I can recall anything of use regarding the fungi in these parts that could help us."
Mikey nunchucks a few more snakes from the swarm around the room and a few more of them perish in the attack. There are only a very small number of them left in one of the swarms. The other swarm is untouched and very angry.
Rowland seems to recall a certain fungal growth in the Underdark that loosely resembles a phallic shape and commonly used as a remedy for pervasive itching of the skin...it just so happens that a colony of this type is growing amongst the fungal jungle...Rowland recalls that the ointment created from this species of fungus is initially soothing, then quite painful...however very effective at curing the itchiness caused by an unknown disease often found amongst whores and jigalows.
"Ah that there!" Rowland scoops up some fungi, "Here you go little friend, crush these," he pauses to dig into a pouch and hands Elmo some shrooms as well, "then crush them up with these and a bit of water to make an ointment. Apply to the crotch and you'll be good as the day you were born my little friend!"
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Rowland quickly hacks and slashes at the nearest snakes, "Gods damn! It's as if Lolth," quick pause as he grunts with another swing, "ungh! left her legs open and is allowing everything to crawl out all at once!"
Attack 1: 20 Damage:10
(If possible) Ambusher attack: 13 Damage:8 + 6
Attack 2: 26 Damage:5
(Since this is not Rowland's first turn of the current combat encounter, Dread Ambusher is not available to him)
(Gremryl - Roll a Constitution Saving Throw with advantage)
Initiative Order:
RowlandSwarm of Snakes (2)Gremryl - Up Next
Elmo
Mikey
Leon
Getting bit and grunting with some pain "ye know back in mi day we had a dwarf who wore thAttack: strangest clothes..sort of gitup with shorts if ye can believe it.. he handled exotic creatures and had a the funniest accent.. died at the sting of a winged underwater creature... bless his heart..now these things!"
22 con save
1st attack Attack: 16 Damage: 10 plus 1 fire damage
2nd attack Attack: 27 Damage: 10 plus fire damage of 1
If there are snakes left Ill wreck the ones engaged with grem or rowland.
Radiant SS attack: 20
Dagger attack: 21
SS damage: 10
Dagger: 9
Snk Dmg: 13
To all,
"Reminds me of Whacking Day growing up!"
Reaction Sentinel attack: 20 Damage:12
"Whacking day ye say? Is that liken whomping day? That's what we had back in adbar as young lads..."
well, since I'm out of ki points, I guess I'll just make my two attacks against whatever target is weakest. If that target dies with my first attack I'll direct my second one to whatever target of opportunity remains.
Attack 1=19
Damage 1=8
Attack 2=10
damage 2=3
to Rowland,
"Twin Boulders? Was yer ex-lover a Goliath by chance? Ye sly dog, Elmo likes them tall as well mate." Elmo slashes and stabs at the snakes that bit grem. "Nay, the one Im referring to is a brothel in town. Best damn place in the underdark by a damned sight." Elmo stops for a moment to wipe sweat from his brow, "Dont be going though if yer afraid of an itchy nether jibs mate. That's why we be traveling with a cleric mate! Life has no consequences (elmo jokes)! Speaking of which, Leon! When ye got a chance, I got some itching that I could use your help with. "
Elmo laughs to himself
To grem,
"Or maybe I could use some of Grem's lovely hand magic to heal it up"
“Elmo I am not that kind of Cleric. You may want to talk to a cleric involved in the dark arts to help you with that.”
To Leon,
"Bah, ye telling me that ye got nothing that cures diseases of the crotch?! Then why even become a cleric mate!?"
“I think I can burn them off. Come here real quick. I will heat up this dagger and see what we can do.”
"Ye nether bits got some spices in'em eh! Alas master Elmo (bats a snake like playing stickball) my holy powers would not be of use as ye marinating ye giggly bits in the sauces of the clientele of that place... mayhap rowland and his knowledge of the local fungi can help you?" Grem chuckles
"An itch you say?" Pauses to swing at snake and miss, "Hmmmm, let me see if I can recall anything of use regarding the fungi in these parts that could help us."
Nature check:23
Elmo laughs playfully with leon,
"Stay the **** away from me mate! Dont they make ye take an oath or something about damaging the nether jobs of heroic halflings?!"
(Leon's turn)
"Ah that there!" Rowland scoops up some fungi, "Here you go little friend, crush these," he pauses to dig into a pouch and hands Elmo some shrooms as well, "then crush them up with these and a bit of water to make an ointment. Apply to the crotch and you'll be good as the day you were born my little friend!"