Gremry, Elmo, Rowland and Mikey make their way through the Darklake District and find the Holderhek manse. As they approach the front doors, a Derro commoner approaches...
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Gremryl remarks
"Ye know that type of mucous is a sign of a deep infection lad. Ye need to see a cleric, also why do I still have this finger (finding nowhere to toss it..) . Well its improper to no buy something at a merchants place. we need to get hemeth and head out.."
Perception check again for possible spies and / or danger 23
Derro Commoner - “My business is my own you poorly bearded dwarf. I am here to see someone who has power not a simple fool. I have information for selling.”
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So, gremryl is getting fed up with the complete lack of manners and etiquette by these dam derro.
"Have ye no sense of manners?! I would wollop ye and good to show how to be speaking... but ye be coming to house Holderhek and I warn you now to mind ye manners lest ye be on the wrong side of me shield.."
He flexes sentinel towards him 25 intimidation check
Rowland moves to Grems side, "Ah we're heading in as well, why don't we escort the good fellow. If the information is indeed valuable perhaps it could aid our cause in some way"
Derro Commoner - ”Someone must have a baby dick to try to intimidate an unarmed commoner. Be a good dog and listen to your human” he says curtly. ”Thank you human. Let’s go see someone who is in charge. You are smarter than your half size friend.”
Hearing the derro refer to Grems dwarvehood in such a demeaning manor takes Rowland by surprise and his view of the fellow is darkened. He attempts to reach out and grab the derro by the shirt and says, "listen shrimp, nobody speaks of my friend in that manner but me and my friends . . . and some of his family maybe-but you're neither so now you're going to apologize or we'll be preparing a shallow grave to bury your corpse!"
"What type of baby dick mutant talks big and brave, then cowardly falls behind his own lack his own lack of preparation for his rudeness when others take exception to his foolish words? Ye hear me ye baby dicked derro? Ye aint nothing but an angry shite, and we wont be taking any more disrespect from ye. If ye like, we can keep talking to ye with the same amount of respect ye be giving..."
Elmo nut taps again: 13
"... or we can start all over and be right gents to one another? I think youll be happier if ye cowardly self goes with the later choice me baby dicked mate."
Resolution to Rowland attempting to grab the Derro:
The Derro commoner dodges Rowland’s feeble attempt at grabbing his shirt and laughs wildly at him.
Derro Commoner - “Hahaha. Stupid ugly human. I am here to sell you the location of Droki. Maybe I will tell him people are looking for him so he gets out of town.”
Rowland feels slightly foolish for missing the derro with his grab attempt. He glances around quickly to see if the rest of the party noticed then shakes his head in frustration.
"Droki eh?"
Turning to Grem, "Isn't that the one we wanted a word with?"
Elmo's nimble little fingers perfectly snap their joints at just the right angle to clip the tip of the Derro Commoner's peepee and instantly the Derro grabs his cock with one hand and balls his other into a fist while waving it at the Halfling.
The second attempt to tap the Derro's nuts is swatted away angrily by the Derro.
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Mikey observes the situation and then says to the Derro: "Look, bro, we are working for the big wigs in this here town. We need the information that you have and would hate to tell the powers that be that you are withholding information regarding matters that are vitally important to the survival of this place and its people. The last guy we called the guards on is still trying to figure out the physics behind getting his own head shoved up his butt! Work with us here, little buddy!" (persuasion check 19)
Derro Common - “I was told to come give Lord Holderhek info on Droki. You guys blocked my way and would not let me in to tell him. Tell who ever you want whatever you want. I am done with you all. Find Droki on your own. Don’t be surprised if he knows you are coming now.”
The Derro turns to walk away...
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Gremryl remarks
"Ye know that type of mucous is a sign of a deep infection lad. Ye need to see a cleric, also why do I still have this finger (finding nowhere to toss it..) . Well its improper to no buy something at a merchants place. we need to get hemeth and head out.."
Perception check again for possible spies and / or danger 23
(You’re in front of the Holderhek manse now. You see a Derro commoner approach the manse at the same time.)
Gremryl ever vigilant and nosey stares side eyed at him
"Yer business here master derro? Today has been a 'stranger's day and I fear I must ask ye yer business before stepping into this manse. "
He says this intense but not threatening
Persuasion check 17
So, gremryl is getting fed up with the complete lack of manners and etiquette by these dam derro.
"Have ye no sense of manners?! I would wollop ye and good to show how to be speaking... but ye be coming to house Holderhek and I warn you now to mind ye manners lest ye be on the wrong side of me shield.."
He flexes sentinel towards him 25 intimidation check
Rowland moves to Grems side, "Ah we're heading in as well, why don't we escort the good fellow. If the information is indeed valuable perhaps it could aid our cause in some way"
Hearing the derro refer to Grems dwarvehood in such a demeaning manor takes Rowland by surprise and his view of the fellow is darkened. He attempts to reach out and grab the derro by the shirt and says, "listen shrimp, nobody speaks of my friend in that manner but me and my friends . . . and some of his family maybe-but you're neither so now you're going to apologize or we'll be preparing a shallow grave to bury your corpse!"
Dexterity check for grabbing this fool: 6
SoH check to nut tap the derro
8
using racial to reroll: 23
"What type of baby dick mutant talks big and brave, then cowardly falls behind his own lack his own lack of preparation for his rudeness when others take exception to his foolish words? Ye hear me ye baby dicked derro? Ye aint nothing but an angry shite, and we wont be taking any more disrespect from ye. If ye like, we can keep talking to ye with the same amount of respect ye be giving..."
Elmo nut taps again: 13
"... or we can start all over and be right gents to one another? I think youll be happier if ye cowardly self goes with the later choice me baby dicked mate."
Resolution to Rowland attempting to grab the Derro:
The Derro commoner dodges Rowland’s feeble attempt at grabbing his shirt and laughs wildly at him.
Derro Commoner - “Hahaha. Stupid ugly human. I am here to sell you the location of Droki. Maybe I will tell him people are looking for him so he gets out of town.”
Rowland feels slightly foolish for missing the derro with his grab attempt. He glances around quickly to see if the rest of the party noticed then shakes his head in frustration.
"Droki eh?"
Turning to Grem, "Isn't that the one we wanted a word with?"
Resolving the 'nut tap' post:
Rowland chuckles and nods approvingly to Elmo.
Rowland is severely tempted to repeat Elmo's nut crunching move but based on his recent failures at simpler feats he resists the urge.
Mikey observes the situation and then says to the Derro: "Look, bro, we are working for the big wigs in this here town. We need the information that you have and would hate to tell the powers that be that you are withholding information regarding matters that are vitally important to the survival of this place and its people. The last guy we called the guards on is still trying to figure out the physics behind getting his own head shoved up his butt! Work with us here, little buddy!" (persuasion check 19)
"To hell with this!"
Rowland approaches the derro then drops into a crouch and attempts two melee attacks to the balls.
Attack 1: 12
Attack 2: 15
(Melee damage=2)
Afterwards he unsheathes his shortswords and shouts, "Give us the info now while your male bits are still attached you sewer lurking dog!"
Intimidation check:13
Advantage reroll(if needed): 2
With a bit of theatrics and a smirk, Elmo slides behind the Derro while playing with his dagger.
Elmo helps sell the intimidation by saying
“Let’s learn some manners. Eh Mr “talks so brave”?”