Was he still up to attack? Other than my hp it doesn't seem to change much. Also birds and bartender went, back to me? Edit, if I didn't stab the one that you thought, nobody's dead right?
The only crowd action is the guy who was gathering left behind drinks slams as many as he can, then seeing the bartender go running after Dox swipes a couple bottles from behind the bar and makes his way out.
The bartender realizing he's over matched says "C'mon man! My boss is gonna freakin' kill me already so do your worst."
Whatcha' doing Dox?
You've got Mom and the injured son still engaging. The bartender being shoved off by you.
Looking at the bartender "I hear you, but these guys won't stop. I know you've heard me give several warnings. They just keep coming. I got no beef with you. Help me knock them out for causing all this. Take their weapons to cover damages and tomorrow Cerberus will play a show here"
Persuasion 24
Holding to see what he does. No matter what back to non lethal. If he doesn't help I'll just try and knock out B3 attack Attack: 26 Damage: 15
*edit, gotta assume that works and I hit b3, which I'm sure actually hits
Seeing an opportunity to not only save face but save his skin he he starts nodding along right away "Sounds good to me man!" He yells out "Muscle, let those pukes go and show these TROUBLESOME birds the door. Make sure you get the ones on the floor"
The bouncers come over and there's a short scuffle but the 2 huge men get Mom and Son under control and start shoving them out while each of them drags the other sons behind.
"Be sure to take their purses. I think they should pay for harassing these RESPECTABLE FOLKS" the bartender calls out. More to the last couple patrons on the bar who nod as if confirming his story.
Once the birds are out the door he looks to Dox relieved and extends his hand "I'm Yarim. Thanks for not kicking my ass"
Mateu the "druid" makes his way back into the bar, looking around as he tries to see if he had killed the one he had attacked in a rage at seeing his sister attacked.
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Rekuberk Onc Level 8 | Half Orc | Barbarian (The Tales of the Fellowship of the White Cloaks)
"Dox. No worries. " Dox will pick up an overturned table and chair and sit. "How about a drink" looking at the drunk who got stabbed Dox signs a healing word"sucks to be youuuuuu" 4 Dox will explain how from his perspective he was helping his friends sister and trying to avoid a problem. "Let me talk to Mat, I'm thinking about a lunch show, get you a crowd early. Maybe have his sister too, crowd liked her" Dox will keep talking to Yarim and see if his friends come back.
Phineas huffing and puffing with Fern in her arms get far enough away and not seeing any of the Chick-fil-A dudes comes to a stop and looks around, "gee looks like somebody stole wagon and the big lug with it... hells bells Fern, a girl can't a break these days."
"Suck-a-what!"
The jester drops the shrub, "screw you, Fern, sleeping again... you were supposed to be watching where I was going." Holding up her fist threateningly, "I will you give you something to suck on if you don't tell me where the wagon is?"
Fern moves about in a circle looking,"jinkies twinkies how I am I supposed to know where the wagon is, it's not my job to keep track of it you silly cow. You just said that all I needed to was help you sing and impress your brother and his buddies so they'd invite you to join their band and look how that turned and whose fault that was? I mean I did my part of it, you screwed things up!"
Phineas groans, "don't be a wise-ass, is to your job to know where we parked the wagon, you are my familiar and you're supposed to remember the stuff me I forget! That was the deal, the T.F.F. promised me that you'd be a real asset to me but only half that word is right! And I did not screw all up back there, it was just a bad break Mister Chicken coming back from his break early. It is Mateu's fault, I am his baby sister, he should have been on the ball and watching my back."
Suddenly a fancy carriage blows past the two standing in the middle of the road and comes to stop about thirty feet ahead of the pair. Curious, Phineas and Fern walk up to it and two seductively dressed noble females poke their heads and big bodacious ta-tas out of the carriage window and look down at the confused pair.
The ladies smile at Phineas and Fern, "we are looking for a Mateu Covenscribe, you don't by chance know of him do you?"
Phineas looks at Fern and they both shake their heads, "no sorry, never heard of him... who names their kid Mateu anyway? That's like girl's name isn't it Fern?"
Fern is dumbstruck and just admires the two beauties unable to utter a syllable let alone put a sentence together.
The blonde in the low-cut turquoise gown gives her sister a forlorn look and turns back to Phineas, "well that is too bad if you see him can you tell him we caught his band's act a couple towns back want to hear them play again and maybe hang out and have some fun. We' are staying up at Wolf Keep if he is interested."
Phineas' eyes squint trying to conceive of such a thing even being possible mouthing silently WTF and wondering if she isn't dreaming or high, "if I run across him I will be sure to let him know you two are looking for him."Phineas watching as the carriage drives off looks at Fern, "stupid groupies, where are my groupies, it's not fair I tell ya," then she suddenly sees what she thinks is the band's wagon parked on another side of the street and heads towards it with Fern shuffling along behind her under his own power for once.
At some point Dox sees Mat return. "over here, I explained about your sister and all. That's Yarim. Told him we could do a lunch show tomorrow as an apology. We'll just play for tips. .....we're down members. How do you feel about having your sister and Ringo join us tomorrow it could be like an audition."
Seeing Phineas approaching the wagon Zaz calls out "Hey. That was a short drink, Mat and Bones just left, what happened?"
Back in the bar:
The bartender catching your healing says "I would of let that piece of shit bleed out." Upon the bouncers return he tells them to get rid of the rest of the trash while he takes the coin purses from them.
He looks around "Not much damage actually " he says while picking up a couple chairs. "Drinks sound good! Maybe 2 for me!"
Seeing the "druid" come in he calls out "No worries friend, come on in! Just a little scuffle but it's safe now. Grab a seat!"
Then noticing the dreaded bones enter leans over to Dox motioning to the door "You're buddy's here"
He grabs a bottle from behind the bar saying "Shit! Someone swiped a couple bottles. Hey, maybe those birds can pay for them" He says with a smile as he dumps the purses contents on the bar between him and Dox.
(Mat is disguised so it is possible that Dox doesn't know it is him...)
Mat nods and takes a seat at one of the tables, muttering to himself in druidic ad he had seen some druids do when they were caught up in their own thoughts. He will still order a drink if anyone passes by that is taking drink orders. Instead of the usual ale he would get he instead orders a wine. As he sits there he feels as if he missed some great opportunity.
(So are Mateu and Mly going to each get one? Ya know since she gets a finder's fee... XP)
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Rekuberk Onc Level 8 | Half Orc | Barbarian (The Tales of the Fellowship of the White Cloaks)
Seeing Phineas approaching the wagon Zaz calls out "Hey. That was a short drink, Mat and Bones just left, what happened?"
Phineas glares at the innocent Zaz at the question,"what the hell is that supposed to mean... what happened? Nothing happened, why does something always have to happen? I didn't do anything, I'm a good girl!"She climbs up on back of the wagon and takes off her pointy toe shoes with brass bells, they drop to the ground with a clang, "gawds, try dashing in these damn things," she looks Zaz, "what are you looking at, my feet hurt! Be a dear and rub em for me, rub em real good... surely a big boy like you knows how to give a lady a proper foot massage! I mean what do the boys pay you for if not to rub my feet... and bum. But feet first!"
Fern stands nearby his head droops,"oh fudge is that like a good idea Phineas, I don't think your brother would approve of you fraternizing with the hired help."
Phineas glares at Fern,"zip it, it's just a foot rub, I am not asking him to play slap and tickle am I, screw Mateu and check the wagon and see he has one of his bottles hidden somewhere? I have had a rough day and need a drink... so rustle me up something."
(Sorry, Yes you did Dox. It was B3 you hit and who attacks back. Got my columns confused in all the mayhem :)
That's what happens when you wear a helmet your whole life!
My house rules
Was he still up to attack? Other than my hp it doesn't seem to change much. Also birds and bartender went, back to me? Edit, if I didn't stab the one that you thought, nobody's dead right?
The only crowd action is the guy who was gathering left behind drinks slams as many as he can, then seeing the bartender go running after Dox swipes a couple bottles from behind the bar and makes his way out.
The bartender realizing he's over matched says "C'mon man! My boss is gonna freakin' kill me already so do your worst."
Whatcha' doing Dox?
You've got Mom and the injured son still engaging. The bartender being shoved off by you.
That's what happens when you wear a helmet your whole life!
My house rules
Looking at the bartender "I hear you, but these guys won't stop. I know you've heard me give several warnings. They just keep coming. I got no beef with you. Help me knock them out for causing all this. Take their weapons to cover damages and tomorrow Cerberus will play a show here"
Persuasion 24
Holding to see what he does. No matter what back to non lethal. If he doesn't help I'll just try and knock out B3 attack Attack: 26 Damage: 15
*edit, gotta assume that works and I hit b3, which I'm sure actually hits
Seeing an opportunity to not only save face but save his skin he he starts nodding along right away "Sounds good to me man!" He yells out "Muscle, let those pukes go and show these TROUBLESOME birds the door. Make sure you get the ones on the floor"
The bouncers come over and there's a short scuffle but the 2 huge men get Mom and Son under control and start shoving them out while each of them drags the other sons behind.
"Be sure to take their purses. I think they should pay for harassing these RESPECTABLE FOLKS" the bartender calls out. More to the last couple patrons on the bar who nod as if confirming his story.
Once the birds are out the door he looks to Dox relieved and extends his hand "I'm Yarim. Thanks for not kicking my ass"
That's what happens when you wear a helmet your whole life!
My house rules
Mateu the "druid" makes his way back into the bar, looking around as he tries to see if he had killed the one he had attacked in a rage at seeing his sister attacked.
Rekuberk Onc Level 8 | Half Orc | Barbarian (The Tales of the Fellowship of the White Cloaks)
Kayassa Level 3 | Satyr | Warlock (Cleath13's LMoP)
Bertolt Silentlash Level 3 | Variant Human | Bard (Our Little Lives Kept in Equipoise: Death House)
Daerthe Narcion Level 4 | Drow | Rogue (Karmoli's Great Upheaval)
"Dox. No worries. " Dox will pick up an overturned table and chair and sit. "How about a drink" looking at the drunk who got stabbed Dox signs a healing word"sucks to be youuuuuu" 4 Dox will explain how from his perspective he was helping his friends sister and trying to avoid a problem. "Let me talk to Mat, I'm thinking about a lunch show, get you a crowd early. Maybe have his sister too, crowd liked her" Dox will keep talking to Yarim and see if his friends come back.
Phineas huffing and puffing with Fern in her arms get far enough away and not seeing any of the Chick-fil-A dudes comes to a stop and looks around, "gee looks like somebody stole wagon and the big lug with it... hells bells Fern, a girl can't a break these days."
"Suck-a-what!"
The jester drops the shrub, "screw you, Fern, sleeping again... you were supposed to be watching where I was going." Holding up her fist threateningly, "I will you give you something to suck on if you don't tell me where the wagon is?"
Fern moves about in a circle looking, "jinkies twinkies how I am I supposed to know where the wagon is, it's not my job to keep track of it you silly cow. You just said that all I needed to was help you sing and impress your brother and his buddies so they'd invite you to join their band and look how that turned and whose fault that was? I mean I did my part of it, you screwed things up!"
Phineas groans, "don't be a wise-ass, is to your job to know where we parked the wagon, you are my familiar and you're supposed to remember the stuff me I forget! That was the deal, the T.F.F. promised me that you'd be a real asset to me but only half that word is right! And I did not screw all up back there, it was just a bad break Mister Chicken coming back from his break early. It is Mateu's fault, I am his baby sister, he should have been on the ball and watching my back."
Suddenly a fancy carriage blows past the two standing in the middle of the road and comes to stop about thirty feet ahead of the pair. Curious, Phineas and Fern walk up to it and two seductively dressed noble females poke their heads and big bodacious ta-tas out of the carriage window and look down at the confused pair.
The ladies smile at Phineas and Fern, "we are looking for a Mateu Covenscribe, you don't by chance know of him do you?"
Phineas looks at Fern and they both shake their heads, "no sorry, never heard of him... who names their kid Mateu anyway? That's like girl's name isn't it Fern?"
Fern is dumbstruck and just admires the two beauties unable to utter a syllable let alone put a sentence together.
The blonde in the low-cut turquoise gown gives her sister a forlorn look and turns back to Phineas, "well that is too bad if you see him can you tell him we caught his band's act a couple towns back want to hear them play again and maybe hang out and have some fun. We' are staying up at Wolf Keep if he is interested."
Phineas' eyes squint trying to conceive of such a thing even being possible mouthing silently WTF and wondering if she isn't dreaming or high, "if I run across him I will be sure to let him know you two are looking for him." Phineas watching as the carriage drives off looks at Fern, "stupid groupies, where are my groupies, it's not fair I tell ya," then she suddenly sees what she thinks is the band's wagon parked on another side of the street and heads towards it with Fern shuffling along behind her under his own power for once.
Ringo:
As it turns out that Ringo left the same time as Mat, he will return with Mat into the tavern.
At some point Dox sees Mat return. "over here, I explained about your sister and all. That's Yarim. Told him we could do a lunch show tomorrow as an apology. We'll just play for tips. .....we're down members. How do you feel about having your sister and Ringo join us tomorrow it could be like an audition."
Jeeze you guys aren't making this easy for me :)
Seeing Phineas approaching the wagon Zaz calls out "Hey. That was a short drink, Mat and Bones just left, what happened?"
Back in the bar:
The bartender catching your healing says "I would of let that piece of shit bleed out." Upon the bouncers return he tells them to get rid of the rest of the trash while he takes the coin purses from them.
He looks around "Not much damage actually " he says while picking up a couple chairs. "Drinks sound good! Maybe 2 for me!"
Seeing the "druid" come in he calls out "No worries friend, come on in! Just a little scuffle but it's safe now. Grab a seat!"
Then noticing the dreaded bones enter leans over to Dox motioning to the door "You're buddy's here"
He grabs a bottle from behind the bar saying "Shit! Someone swiped a couple bottles. Hey, maybe those birds can pay for them" He says with a smile as he dumps the purses contents on the bar between him and Dox.
That's what happens when you wear a helmet your whole life!
My house rules
(Mat is disguised so it is possible that Dox doesn't know it is him...)
Mat nods and takes a seat at one of the tables, muttering to himself in druidic ad he had seen some druids do when they were caught up in their own thoughts. He will still order a drink if anyone passes by that is taking drink orders. Instead of the usual ale he would get he instead orders a wine. As he sits there he feels as if he missed some great opportunity.
(So are Mateu and Mly going to each get one? Ya know since she gets a finder's fee... XP)
Rekuberk Onc Level 8 | Half Orc | Barbarian (The Tales of the Fellowship of the White Cloaks)
Kayassa Level 3 | Satyr | Warlock (Cleath13's LMoP)
Bertolt Silentlash Level 3 | Variant Human | Bard (Our Little Lives Kept in Equipoise: Death House)
Daerthe Narcion Level 4 | Drow | Rogue (Karmoli's Great Upheaval)
Dox smiles. "Damages, drinks, and the rest for our troubles. "
(I assume I've seen your costumes before)
(I said he was working on a new identity as they were traveling...)
Rekuberk Onc Level 8 | Half Orc | Barbarian (The Tales of the Fellowship of the White Cloaks)
Kayassa Level 3 | Satyr | Warlock (Cleath13's LMoP)
Bertolt Silentlash Level 3 | Variant Human | Bard (Our Little Lives Kept in Equipoise: Death House)
Daerthe Narcion Level 4 | Drow | Rogue (Karmoli's Great Upheaval)
(I missed that...I was with you...)
(True but he never revealed exactly what it was. Then again he did not have that much to prepare so he probably is just relying on the cloak.)
Rekuberk Onc Level 8 | Half Orc | Barbarian (The Tales of the Fellowship of the White Cloaks)
Kayassa Level 3 | Satyr | Warlock (Cleath13's LMoP)
Bertolt Silentlash Level 3 | Variant Human | Bard (Our Little Lives Kept in Equipoise: Death House)
Daerthe Narcion Level 4 | Drow | Rogue (Karmoli's Great Upheaval)
(At some point I'm sure we talk when you realize the situation is cool)
"So show tomorrow, we let them play too?"
Phineas glares at the innocent Zaz at the question, "what the hell is that supposed to mean... what happened? Nothing happened, why does something always have to happen? I didn't do anything, I'm a good girl!" She climbs up on back of the wagon and takes off her pointy toe shoes with brass bells, they drop to the ground with a clang, "gawds, try dashing in these damn things," she looks Zaz, "what are you looking at, my feet hurt! Be a dear and rub em for me, rub em real good... surely a big boy like you knows how to give a lady a proper foot massage! I mean what do the boys pay you for if not to rub my feet... and bum. But feet first!"
Fern stands nearby his head droops, "oh fudge is that like a good idea Phineas, I don't think your brother would approve of you fraternizing with the hired help."
Phineas glares at Fern, "zip it, it's just a foot rub, I am not asking him to play slap and tickle am I, screw Mateu and check the wagon and see he has one of his bottles hidden somewhere? I have had a rough day and need a drink... so rustle me up something."
(Mateu has a flask and keeps it with him at all times. So no booze for Molly....)
Rekuberk Onc Level 8 | Half Orc | Barbarian (The Tales of the Fellowship of the White Cloaks)
Kayassa Level 3 | Satyr | Warlock (Cleath13's LMoP)
Bertolt Silentlash Level 3 | Variant Human | Bard (Our Little Lives Kept in Equipoise: Death House)
Daerthe Narcion Level 4 | Drow | Rogue (Karmoli's Great Upheaval)
Ringo
"So, do fights always break out when your sister takes the stage?" Ringo is having another drink with Dox and Mat.