As Dustfinger turns the key in the lock, a loud click is heard. Everyone sees a glowing rune, that was invisibly scrawled on the door, flash blue and then dissipate. The door cracks open, and the voice echoes again: "You may place items in the vault. Removal is forbidden." The ghosts continue to stare at you.
The door opens surprisingly easily, given how large and heavy it is. This vault is in a scattered state, and it would appear that whatever people left here ages ago took most of it with them. Only bits of coin and a few other items lay about the floor.
24x100 (2400)CP, 7X100 (700)SP, 8x10 (80)GP, 7951157 and 5 gold statuettes of Elves (25GP ea).
Also among the items is a hollow metal tube about 1' long and a necklace with 9 orange beads hanging from it.
After nothing has exploded, Dustfinger resumes his place with the rest of the party next to Dirk. "So, uh, how do we get the stuff out that we aren't allowed to take out? Ooooh nooo, a gust of wind knocked everything out on accident, oh noooooo...?"
I don't know much about ghosts, but I don't think they have a problem with seeing the invisible. Let's just take the loot and go. Fuck it, I go attempt to collect all the loot, clean that place out.... until.....
"KLADOS!" Dustfinger roars, joining then spreading his index fingers apart from each other, splitting into four Dustfingers. Dustfinger tries to recall anything he might know about specters such as these, and relays to the team anything that's advantageous.
Check (add 1 if straight Int check, or add 3 if you think Arcana is appropriate) 11
Alright gents these creatures have weathered the test of times as well as the elements try and find a way to hit them with with non specific magic, and Dirk you aren't going to be able to charm a way into their ghostly britches isn't that right other Hymir... Yep"
(I clearly said that entire sentence i didn't use different voices or talk through the side of my mouth to indicate a separate person, i just outright asked myself for confirmation and answered it normally)
magic missiles lvl 2 all on the ghost to the right which is closest to me
I don't know what you mean by non specific magic? Are saying use magic or not!? Turning my attention to the ghostly entity on the left. I don't know if you died and lost your body or if you mattered so little in life that you just faded into an over rated alarm clock. You are as useless now as you ever were and your mom is proud because even now you far exceeded anyone's expectations in life, and death. Vicious mockery 2
Bardic inspiration to Hymir You can do it, I have a shred of faith in you reserved for this very moment.