Slate turns to the woman and smiles, "Well well, gotcha over here with a wink, that's a personal best. He wasn't a friend, I'm looking for his forge, figured the more you know about the man, the more you know about where he'd stash his things. I was given a map, buuuut it never hurts to check the facts of a man who's seconds away from death ya know." she looks back to Sarela, "I'll still have that drink, and one for my new friend here"
Iroona flushes. "Oh, it wasn't the wink... or, I mean, you're just. Um." She pauses, smiles devastatingly, and starts again. "I, too, am here for the Forge of Fury, and from what little I understand about what is going on there," she indicates the table with the contradictory dwarf, the eager knight, and the confusing barbarinoble, "They are also on this search. Oh, and Master Topple here," she points to the halfling. "Oh, thank you, no," she says to Sarela, "I, um..." but she takes the drink anyway.
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Sarel pours an ale for Slate and Iroona and takes her coin "Lots of folks come through here looking for Durgeddin, most we never see again. But if you're one of them determined ones then you'll be wanting to start your search near The Stone Tooth."
She'll also swing past the table and drop off a mug of water for Vonman and look at Rowena and say "I believe that dandy you're searching for came through here a few weeks back, haven't seen him since though. Was muttering stuff about fortune and glory, probably went off looking for Durgeddin's loot as well." and she heads back to the bar to wait on the other patrons.
Oh. Him. Vonman takes a water and drinks it all, then opens his weird backpack and pours the other water in there, closing it afterwards. That guy. Whoever's looking for his stuff hasme interested.
Slate smiled back at Iroona, "Thank you Sarela for the information." she said to the barkeep for the drinks, but she never broke eye contact with Iroona. "Maybe then, you and I should return to your group of friends there and talk about this, that is if you want to get to know me" Slate looked the Iroona up and down with her golden eyes for a moment before smiling again to show she appreciated her form.
Sarel Bankdown She'll also swing past the table and drop off a mug of water for Vonman and look at Rowena and say "I believe that dandy you're searching for came through here a few weeks back, haven't seen him since though. Was muttering stuff about fortune and glory, probably went off looking for Durgeddin's loot as well." and she heads back to the bar to wait on the other patrons.
Rowena
Rowena upon hearing that little nugget immediately stands up and begins to curse andscream... "that vile scumber mouthed cozen knave, I will flay him alive and let the maggots feast upon his entrails then set him alight at the peak of his agony," grabbing her maul she swings it around and then slams its business end down with all her might at the center of the table she had been seated at!
Sir Aldon is so startled by this that he actively falls right out of his chair. My gods. That woman is death itself. May I never make her angry. He thinks.
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Slate watches the woman's tantrum and laughs, "Give it another!" she says cheering on the activity, "...I'm sure it deserves it" she says before taking a long drink from her glass.
Rowena upon smashing the table hears the sound of laughter and perceived taunts. She turns, her cold pale-blue eyes lock on the source... an Earth Genasi! The petite maiden raises her great maul upward and strides forward screaming in Primordial, "you are in league with that craven cur Humphrey are you foul dirt digging Genasi sow? If so, this is where we fight! This is where you die! Tell me where has he gone to ground and I swear that your end will be swift and relatively painless! Shield him and your suffering... and death will be measured in days!!!"
"I don't know who you are, but I recommend that you apologize to Lady Rowena at once. As you can see, the subject of her betrothed is a rather sensitive one and I do not think that I, nor anyone else can stop her from giving him his full retribution. You know what they say, hells have no fury like a woman scorned. But perhaps if you clarify things and volunteer your services in finding her derelict Humphrey, we might be able to solve this without bloodshed."
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Vonman stays calm and opens his weird backpack, and a giant Chameleon looking Water Elemental pops out of it. Now, im just trying to enjoy my time. You stop arguing or Paleamon here-The Water Elemental gazes threateningly- Will eat you alive. We wouldn't want that, would we? Now, shush, and be quiet, stop fighting. May I have another 2 waters?
"I'm Sir Aldon and I must say that I object to your way of thinking sir. A lady, regardless of whether she is calm or not, is still a lady. And we cannot drown a lady. That would be ungentlemanly."
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Vonman turns to face the Barkeep lady. Wasn't raised a gentleman. Probably never will be. Im Vonman. Vonman Goblinbane. and are we sure she's a lady? She seemed quite angry. My mother was almost never angry, calm as an ocean.Palaemon looks as if he's chuckling, But Vonman doesn't look as if he's joking.
"Yes. I can very clearly see that you aren't a gentleman. Miss Rhaine is a lady, whether you believe it or not and as I said, we do not drown ladies." And as Sir Aldon speaks, he rises to his feet and moves in front of the elemental. He's not showing any aggression, but he's moved in front of the elemental as if to say that he's not letting it past him.
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Rowena looks at the Earth Genasi and frowns letting one hand on her upraised maul go holding up the forefinger of her free hand in a gesture that seems to say, just a moment while lowering her maul with her other hand. "My apologies... kindly give me a moment so that I might deal with a loathsome looking toad of a dwarf, then you and I can settle our difference once I have dealt with him. While you wait please feel free to order yourself a beverage of your choice at my expense of course. This should not take long." She says politely...
The petite maiden frowns at SerAldon, "thank you, my dear sir, your words are much appreciated but I am more than capable of dealing with my own battles so if you would be so kind as to step aside."
Rowena then turns her attention from Ser Aldon to the dwarf with the watery pet and gives him a rather wicked and oh so serious smile as with her free hand she once more pulls out her wandand points it not at the dwarf but at his little watery pet and says fearlessly in a deadly serious tone, "You have to the count of three to call off your pet or I will end its existence!... One!!!..."
At the sound of the commotion (and the crushing of the table) the front door to the tavern opens and squeezing through the door is a man who must be the good half of an orc, followed by a female human.
"Alright then, what's this commotion going on here? Everything ok Sarel?" and he eyes the broken table, and the angry lady pointing a wand. He carries an air of authority, as well as the badge marking him as a Sergeant of the Town Watch. The human female behind is wearing a matching uniform and another member of the watch, and stands just off his shoulder, hand on her sword.
"I am sure it was just some misunderstanding Sergeant, the lady there seems to have lost her betrothed....." replies Sarel, turning to look sternly at Rowena she continues "and I am sure we don't have a problem...."
Iroona, still perhaps a little woozy from Slate's attention, catches on a little late to the fuss Rowena is pulling. She hurries over as the door opens and the constabulary (?) shows up, and puts herself between Rowena and Vonman (and Palaemon). "Lady Rowena! Please, put that away! Nobody is insulting you or your ability to seek redress on your own. Just, surely you are wise enough to see this? Can we not just get on with finding your belov... your betrothed... 's remains? Or whatever?"
Slate
Slate turns to the woman and smiles, "Well well, gotcha over here with a wink, that's a personal best. He wasn't a friend, I'm looking for his forge, figured the more you know about the man, the more you know about where he'd stash his things. I was given a map, buuuut it never hurts to check the facts of a man who's seconds away from death ya know." she looks back to Sarela, "I'll still have that drink, and one for my new friend here"
Iroona flushes. "Oh, it wasn't the wink... or, I mean, you're just. Um." She pauses, smiles devastatingly, and starts again. "I, too, am here for the Forge of Fury, and from what little I understand about what is going on there," she indicates the table with the contradictory dwarf, the eager knight, and the confusing barbarinoble, "They are also on this search. Oh, and Master Topple here," she points to the halfling. "Oh, thank you, no," she says to Sarela, "I, um..." but she takes the drink anyway.
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Sarel Bankdown
Sarel pours an ale for Slate and Iroona and takes her coin "Lots of folks come through here looking for Durgeddin, most we never see again. But if you're one of them determined ones then you'll be wanting to start your search near The Stone Tooth."
She'll also swing past the table and drop off a mug of water for Vonman and look at Rowena and say "I believe that dandy you're searching for came through here a few weeks back, haven't seen him since though. Was muttering stuff about fortune and glory, probably went off looking for Durgeddin's loot as well." and she heads back to the bar to wait on the other patrons.
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Oh. Him. Vonman takes a water and drinks it all, then opens his weird backpack and pours the other water in there, closing it afterwards. That guy. Whoever's looking for his stuff has me interested.
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Slate
Slate smiled back at Iroona, "Thank you Sarela for the information." she said to the barkeep for the drinks, but she never broke eye contact with Iroona. "Maybe then, you and I should return to your group of friends there and talk about this, that is if you want to get to know me" Slate looked the Iroona up and down with her golden eyes for a moment before smiling again to show she appreciated her form.
Rowena
Rowena upon hearing that little nugget immediately stands up and begins to curse and scream... "that vile scumber mouthed cozen knave, I will flay him alive and let the maggots feast upon his entrails then set him alight at the peak of his agony," grabbing her maul she swings it around and then slams its business end down with all her might at the center of the table she had been seated at!
Sir Aldon is so startled by this that he actively falls right out of his chair. My gods. That woman is death itself. May I never make her angry. He thinks.
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Slate
Slate watches the woman's tantrum and laughs, "Give it another!" she says cheering on the activity, "...I'm sure it deserves it" she says before taking a long drink from her glass.
Rowena
Rowena upon smashing the table hears the sound of laughter and perceived taunts. She turns, her cold pale-blue eyes lock on the source... an Earth Genasi! The petite maiden raises her great maul upward and strides forward screaming in Primordial, "you are in league with that craven cur Humphrey are you foul dirt digging Genasi sow? If so, this is where we fight! This is where you die! Tell me where has he gone to ground and I swear that your end will be swift and relatively painless! Shield him and your suffering... and death will be measured in days!!!"
Sir Aldon
"I don't know who you are, but I recommend that you apologize to Lady Rowena at once. As you can see, the subject of her betrothed is a rather sensitive one and I do not think that I, nor anyone else can stop her from giving him his full retribution. You know what they say, hells have no fury like a woman scorned. But perhaps if you clarify things and volunteer your services in finding her derelict Humphrey, we might be able to solve this without bloodshed."
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Vonman stays calm and opens his weird backpack, and a giant Chameleon looking Water Elemental pops out of it. Now, im just trying to enjoy my time. You stop arguing or Paleamon here- The Water Elemental gazes threateningly- Will eat you alive. We wouldn't want that, would we? Now, shush, and be quiet, stop fighting. May I have another 2 waters?
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Sir Aldon turns his attention to the Dwarf. "How is that thing supposed to improve the situation? We need to calm her down, not drown her!"
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If she doesn't, she drowns. Cant be mad drowned. The dwarf shrugs, and sticks out his hand, hen proceeding to pull it back. Hello. Who're you?
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"I'm Sir Aldon and I must say that I object to your way of thinking sir. A lady, regardless of whether she is calm or not, is still a lady. And we cannot drown a lady. That would be ungentlemanly."
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Vonman turns to face the Barkeep lady. Wasn't raised a gentleman. Probably never will be. Im Vonman. Vonman Goblinbane. and are we sure she's a lady? She seemed quite angry. My mother was almost never angry, calm as an ocean. Palaemon looks as if he's chuckling, But Vonman doesn't look as if he's joking.
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"Yes. I can very clearly see that you aren't a gentleman. Miss Rhaine is a lady, whether you believe it or not and as I said, we do not drown ladies." And as Sir Aldon speaks, he rises to his feet and moves in front of the elemental. He's not showing any aggression, but he's moved in front of the elemental as if to say that he's not letting it past him.
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Rowena
Rowena looks at the Earth Genasi and frowns letting one hand on her upraised maul go holding up the forefinger of her free hand in a gesture that seems to say, just a moment while lowering her maul with her other hand. "My apologies... kindly give me a moment so that I might deal with a loathsome looking toad of a dwarf, then you and I can settle our difference once I have dealt with him. While you wait please feel free to order yourself a beverage of your choice at my expense of course. This should not take long." She says politely...
The petite maiden frowns at Ser Aldon, "thank you, my dear sir, your words are much appreciated but I am more than capable of dealing with my own battles so if you would be so kind as to step aside."
Rowena then turns her attention from Ser Aldon to the dwarf with the watery pet and gives him a rather wicked and oh so serious smile as with her free hand she once more pulls out her wand and points it not at the dwarf but at his little watery pet and says fearlessly in a deadly serious tone, "You have to the count of three to call off your pet or I will end its existence!... One!!!..."
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At the sound of the commotion (and the crushing of the table) the front door to the tavern opens and squeezing through the door is a man who must be the good half of an orc, followed by a female human.
"Alright then, what's this commotion going on here? Everything ok Sarel?" and he eyes the broken table, and the angry lady pointing a wand. He carries an air of authority, as well as the badge marking him as a Sergeant of the Town Watch. The human female behind is wearing a matching uniform and another member of the watch, and stands just off his shoulder, hand on her sword.
"I am sure it was just some misunderstanding Sergeant, the lady there seems to have lost her betrothed....." replies Sarel, turning to look sternly at Rowena she continues "and I am sure we don't have a problem...."
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Iroona, still perhaps a little woozy from Slate's attention, catches on a little late to the fuss Rowena is pulling. She hurries over as the door opens and the constabulary (?) shows up, and puts herself between Rowena and Vonman (and Palaemon). "Lady Rowena! Please, put that away! Nobody is insulting you or your ability to seek redress on your own. Just, surely you are wise enough to see this? Can we not just get on with finding your belov... your betrothed... 's remains? Or whatever?"
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Role-playing since that keep on those borderlands. Here's my D&D stuff. I love it so.
Campaign links for Game Log access because DDB has abandoned the forum dice roller, apparently.
Radiant Citadel by cbaer8 ~•~ Stormwreck Isle by Rforrest14 ~•~ Wildspace by Rhanloi ~•~ Rise of Tiamat by SteveThaiBinh ~•~ The Long Road currently by me
Call off your wand, Palaemon will back off. Ok? He looks at the guard. Fine here. Might need to call off this lady, but we're good.
Are we really doing Initiative? I have no idea. 19
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