"Ten..Tennn... Tennacity, nice to met you, this pretty thing will cost you 300 gold, its a fancy little bugger, comes right back to you if you throw it."
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"That sounds pretty fancy. You don't think you could give a pretty lady like me a little discount? I might even come back and give you a victory kiss when I get back."
She pouts slightly. "Even with that I'll have to wait until time" She begins to walk out slowly, sniffling slightly. "I guess I'll see you after the next match, Burg."
When Bozzy first enters the tent it falls silent for a moment and people hold their hands to their weapons, but after you order drinks they loosen up. The heavy set dwarf walks up to you with your first mug of ale.
”Sorry about everyone, don’t really see your kind around except the feral ones.”
You here a voice from the dark corner, Patt the ranger mutters "Aye, if they ain't cuttin your knees off, they're drinking you're good ale. They all seem feral to me."
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Boozy Jon nods drunkenly at the angry man almost bored. "I...PERSONALLY never slaughtered YOUR village. If you happened to step foot in our swamp however...well then thats a different story."Boozy smiles a vicious grin and points to the row of rings pierced along his left ear. "I got one of these for every one of you slow dumb bastards I've piked from fifty yards and I'm fixin to do the..."Boozy falls off his stool and rolls underneath the shadow of a nearby bench. He erases his presenceusing the skills his father taught him.25
Dex Save to make sure he doesnt spill his drink. 21
Boozy Jon nods drunkenly at the angry man almost bored. "I...PERSONALLY never slaughtered YOUR village. If you happened to step foot in our swamp however...well then thats a different story."Boozy smiles a vicious grin and points to the row of rings pierced along his left ear. "I got one of these for every one of you slow dumb bastards I've piked from fifty yards and I'm fixin to do the..."Boozy falls off his stool and rolls underneath the shadow of a nearby bench. He erases his presenceusing the skills his father taught him.16
Dex Save to make sure he doesnt spill his drink. 21
((This is pretty funny. Though if our DM counts drunk as poisoned you might have disadvantage on those checks. Also, how did you link those skills to words other than 'hide' or 'stealth'?))
"Ten..Tennn... Tennacity, nice to met you, this pretty thing will cost you 300 gold, its a fancy little bugger, comes right back to you if you throw it."
"That sounds pretty fancy. You don't think you could give a pretty lady like me a little discount? I might even come back and give you a victory kiss when I get back."
Persuasion: 19
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"oooh... errr... ok, i guess i can lower it to 250 for you, you did ask so nicely."
Even through his dark green skin you can notice his cheeks begin to blush.
She pouts slightly. "Even with that I'll have to wait until time" She begins to walk out slowly, sniffling slightly. "I guess I'll see you after the next match, Burg."
"See you soon pretty blue lady!" He smiles and waves goodbye and holds onto the dagger tightly before putting it back.
A horn can be heard from the main tent its time for the next fight!
Thought so
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Boozy Jon Mgoo walks into the dwarven ale hut and proceeds to get lit in the cheapest way possible.
I got alot a doods
For 2 copper a drink you could be drunk on your forth and the first is free! so 6 copper to get nice and warm in your belly.
Then it is done. Boozy Jon is gettin BOO-ZAY!
I got alot a doods
When Bozzy first enters the tent it falls silent for a moment and people hold their hands to their weapons, but after you order drinks they loosen up. The heavy set dwarf walks up to you with your first mug of ale.
”Sorry about everyone, don’t really see your kind around except the feral ones.”
Steadily descending into his cup Boozy Jon responds, "If I caught you in mucking about in MY swamp you might find me to be a little 'Feral' as well."
I got alot a doods
You here a voice from the dark corner, Patt the ranger mutters "Aye, if they ain't cuttin your knees off, they're drinking you're good ale. They all seem feral to me."
Boozy Jon responds. "To my brothers and sisters you all look like easy marks."
I got alot a doods
He stands up. " I bet that's what ye thought when ye slaughtered my village too eh?! " He takes out a longsword.
Boozy Jon nods drunkenly at the angry man almost bored. "I...PERSONALLY never slaughtered YOUR village. If you happened to step foot in our swamp however...well then thats a different story." Boozy smiles a vicious grin and points to the row of rings pierced along his left ear. "I got one of these for every one of you slow dumb bastards I've piked from fifty yards and I'm fixin to do the..." Boozy falls off his stool and rolls underneath the shadow of a nearby bench. He erases his presence using the skills his father taught him. 25
Dex Save to make sure he doesnt spill his drink. 21
I got alot a doods
((This is pretty funny. Though if our DM counts drunk as poisoned you might have disadvantage on those checks. Also, how did you link those skills to words other than 'hide' or 'stealth'?))
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(I'm really hoping I can just be kinda wasted all the time as harmless flavor.)
(this is how you do it just complete with closing bracket [action]Dash;Ooogie Boogie[/action}
I got alot a doods
test: a floating transparent hand
Very cool! Thanks!
((Flavor is cool... But a person stumbling around drunk, yet still agile and stealthy doesn't make much sense imho))
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(fake drunk to male people underestimate?)
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