The OP hasn’t been seen. There are four of us in the campaign and he hasn’t been active in 6 days, the campaign never started, not even a forum thread made.
Well I'd offer to DM but since some of you were actually sent campaign invites I'm going to run my own game over here in the corner and none of you can come.
You are in a small room, about 40ft square. It's hard to tell how many of you there are, bedraggled wretches all, shivering foetal curls scattered carelessly in the dark like forgotten shavings kicked under the lip of a floor cupboard in a poorly kept kebab shop. Though it's not true to say that it's dark - there is a little light from a grate above, in the centre of the ceiling about 40ft above you. It's a long time since anything blocked that light, no one has looked through that grate to spill the slops that sustained you thus far through to the trough below in a long time. It's difficult to say how long. There's no day or night here. Just hunger and an empty trough.
You are in a small room, about 40ft square. It's hard to tell how many of you there are, bedraggled wretches all, shivering foetal curls scattered carelessly in the dark like forgotten shavings kicked under the lip of a floor cupboard in a poorly kept kebab shop. Though it's not true to say that it's dark - there is a little light from a grate above, in the centre of the ceiling about 40ft above you. It's a long time since anything blocked that light, no one has looked through that grate to spill the slops that sustained you thus far through to the trough below in a long time. It's difficult to say how long. There's no day or night here. Just hunger and an empty trough.
What would you like to do?
How much meat is on the guy next to me?
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Agung's init 3
Curse you newfangled ways. He ages a thousand years before your very eyes, leaving a pile of ash and a small single serve tub of satay sauce, one previous owner.
I'm not that active over the weekend either, it might be that. Anyway, also waiting around. :)
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I'm beginning to suspect that this might not be happening...
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This is the ultimate theatre of the mind.
The curtain is up! The players are in place! Tell me..... What can you see?
Strix, Shifter Shadow Monk in Lost Mines of Phandelver ¦ Sihegiall Human Soulknife Rogue in In Search of Molly McGuffin
Papa? Papa???
......Papa can you hear me........
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I don't know if there are any spots left, but I sent my PM
The OP hasn’t been seen. There are four of us in the campaign and he hasn’t been active in 6 days, the campaign never started, not even a forum thread made.
I am interested if this is going to happen! Just let me know.
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Name: Nimbus Corvan
Age: 30
Race & Class: Air Genasi Arcane Archer
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Backstory: In my character link.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/profile/SirGrantFoxwood/characters/12259801
I am using this character in different campaign so he is higher level than 3, but I can alter it and change to standard starting equipment.
Ain't lookin good bromigo
Back and ready to DM and chew bubblegum. And I'm alllll outta bubblegum.
Well I'd offer to DM but since some of you were actually sent campaign invites I'm going to run my own game over here in the corner and none of you can come.
Natural 20! Take that, Duke of York!
Strix, Shifter Shadow Monk in Lost Mines of Phandelver ¦ Sihegiall Human Soulknife Rogue in In Search of Molly McGuffin
Lol
Oh yeah?
6
well crap
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A 6? Oh that's not a good start.
You are in a small room, about 40ft square. It's hard to tell how many of you there are, bedraggled wretches all, shivering foetal curls scattered carelessly in the dark like forgotten shavings kicked under the lip of a floor cupboard in a poorly kept kebab shop. Though it's not true to say that it's dark - there is a little light from a grate above, in the centre of the ceiling about 40ft above you. It's a long time since anything blocked that light, no one has looked through that grate to spill the slops that sustained you thus far through to the trough below in a long time. It's difficult to say how long. There's no day or night here. Just hunger and an empty trough.
What would you like to do?
Strix, Shifter Shadow Monk in Lost Mines of Phandelver ¦ Sihegiall Human Soulknife Rogue in In Search of Molly McGuffin
Yeah based upon the other pages before my post I figured lol. Just thought I throw a hail mary.
How much meat is on the guy next to me?
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You estimate his weight at 60 lbs. Bit on the scrawny side, but a decent appetizer if you can find some satay dip
Strix, Shifter Shadow Monk in Lost Mines of Phandelver ¦ Sihegiall Human Soulknife Rogue in In Search of Molly McGuffin
I ask the guy on the other side of him if he has any.
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The Indonesian man on the other side of your prospective meal looks up from the tempeh he was surreptitiously munching on and glares at you.
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Your racist inquiry has offended him!
Roll init!
Strix, Shifter Shadow Monk in Lost Mines of Phandelver ¦ Sihegiall Human Soulknife Rogue in In Search of Molly McGuffin
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Agung's init 3
Curse you newfangled ways. He ages a thousand years before your very eyes, leaving a pile of ash and a small single serve tub of satay sauce, one previous owner.
Strix, Shifter Shadow Monk in Lost Mines of Phandelver ¦ Sihegiall Human Soulknife Rogue in In Search of Molly McGuffin
I'll make a culinary check to season the guy next to me
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