Gah, it's almost like it's totally random chance how all this stuff works. Oh well. Hey, that post above reminds me, do you still want to go look for legs Gregarious Stumps?
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Back and ready to DM and chew bubblegum. And I'm alllll outta bubblegum.
At the mention of legs, Knight of that Color Which Seems to be Just Another Color in the Big Crayon Box So I Don't See What All The Fuss is About, perks up. "Why yes, good sir Burt! I do still want to go look for legs. I feel rather offended that you throw stumps out as you do. I simply misplaced a few limbs is all, nothing to get all judgmental about really. Although the flip side of calling me gregarious is a bit charming. I mean sure, most folks are ok as long as they die when you stab them, but I wouldn't go so far as to call meself a people person."
He hears a slight greasy wheel squeaking behind him and adds, "Oh, yeah... him. Well, one would suppose that five legs are almost as easy to find as two. But I feel like I should get claim to the first two. I'll set it against that 500gp debt, that somehow Burt you ended up owning me instead of that rich guy in the story. Odd how that happened. Anyway, I'd say a good leg would be worth 200 or so gp each. So let's see, take the 500 you owe me now, plus, two legs, really, one wouldn't be quite as good, so since each of those are worth 200, that's another 500. That would get your debt down to 1000gp total. Much easier to divide by 10 really. Way easier on the fingers." And with much ado and a great deal of swaying one way and another and looking up towards the right, he pushes on, "Feel free to check the math, but I'm pretty good with these things." (Accounting Persuasiveness: 31)
"I would of course agree to forgo all monies owed if you would find your way to promote me to partner instead of side-kick. But I feel that a side-kick promotion should come with a good +1 Longsword as part of the package."
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Though not currently a member, seeking admission to the really long and important signature club. Please consider this as a current CV.
In the background, while the party argue amongst themselves, about an issue that is entirely internal to the party I might add - so don't make eachother promises you can't keep! - Kay clambers up a ladder to hammer a few nails into the wall while Ghileeda holds a large board steadily in position.
"Still not understanding what this is for, Ms Kay" Ghileeda ponders.
"Issa bulletin board! Harbuck's idea it was. Not sure what it's for - putting bullets in I expect. 'E said folk were finding the trek all the way out the door and across to his butchers shop a bit taxing. Said more stuff'll get done this way. Anyhaps, issup now. I better go see to the stov-SHIT! GRAB A BUCKET!"
Kay charges out through sudden billows of black smoke towards the kitchens with the maid in tow.
Hmmm...perhaps I should go check that board for bullets! Burt exclaims in a burst of sudden exposition. He goes and checks the board, and probably instead of finding bullets, he probably finds some sort of bulletin on the board that propels the story forward somehow.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Back and ready to DM and chew bubblegum. And I'm alllll outta bubblegum.
(Question. is this campaign still recruiting, or has recruitment closed?)
Ooc : this campaign is squatting in a recruitment thread. You're welcome to join in. Be warned. Once you join we will follow you to other campaign threads and continue to force you to play Princes Of The Leg Mimics till you die.
Roll up a character and click here (or just seize Stumpy Greg the 1 legged Centaur barbarian)
(Question. is this campaign still recruiting, or has recruitment closed?)
"If ye shall join yon adventurer, you would actually get to pass, where others would hear NONE SHALL PASS! Altogether worth it really," adds The Knight Which is of the Darkest of Colors. "Ye be most especially welcome if you bring along any extra limbs you may have. There seem to be a shortage of those around here."
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Though not currently a member, seeking admission to the really long and important signature club. Please consider this as a current CV.
It seems the ridiculous amount of manliness in this thread scared him away. Which is fine, we take only the best and brightest here. Also, the three of us and Sir Stumpsalot.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Back and ready to DM and chew bubblegum. And I'm alllll outta bubblegum.
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
The bulletin board is just a cork board suspended from a pair of nails. There's nothing of note at all. Nothing except that "ptchoo ptchoo" sound from behind you.
4 vs 20 for 0 - That's a double miss on Burt
11 vs10 for 3 - that's a hit, TBK!
Zsoop! Zsoop! Two bullets zip past you - or in the Knight's case, through you, hitting the board, pinning a pair of pieces of paper that were blowing past firmly in place. The one on the left smells like a deli sandwich and is stained with blood - TBK realises the bullet passed cleanly through one of his hammy arms.
Mmm....bloody ham sandwich paper. Burt attempts to read the paper through the blood and ham, and will also attempt to read the other one with neither of those two things affecting it.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Back and ready to DM and chew bubblegum. And I'm alllll outta bubblegum.
Gah, it's almost like it's totally random chance how all this stuff works. Oh well. Hey, that post above reminds me, do you still want to go look for legs Gregarious Stumps?
Back and ready to DM and chew bubblegum. And I'm alllll outta bubblegum.
At the mention of legs, Knight of that Color Which Seems to be Just Another Color in the Big Crayon Box So I Don't See What All The Fuss is About, perks up. "Why yes, good sir Burt! I do still want to go look for legs. I feel rather offended that you throw stumps out as you do. I simply misplaced a few limbs is all, nothing to get all judgmental about really. Although the flip side of calling me gregarious is a bit charming. I mean sure, most folks are ok as long as they die when you stab them, but I wouldn't go so far as to call meself a people person."
He hears a slight greasy wheel squeaking behind him and adds, "Oh, yeah... him. Well, one would suppose that five legs are almost as easy to find as two. But I feel like I should get claim to the first two. I'll set it against that 500gp debt, that somehow Burt you ended up owning me instead of that rich guy in the story. Odd how that happened. Anyway, I'd say a good leg would be worth 200 or so gp each. So let's see, take the 500 you owe me now, plus, two legs, really, one wouldn't be quite as good, so since each of those are worth 200, that's another 500. That would get your debt down to 1000gp total. Much easier to divide by 10 really. Way easier on the fingers." And with much ado and a great deal of swaying one way and another and looking up towards the right, he pushes on, "Feel free to check the math, but I'm pretty good with these things." (Accounting Persuasiveness: 31)
"I would of course agree to forgo all monies owed if you would find your way to promote me to partner instead of side-kick. But I feel that a side-kick promotion should come with a good +1 Longsword as part of the package."
Though not currently a member, seeking admission to the really long and important signature club. Please consider this as a current CV.
Other personalities... Burgee , The Colorless Knight, Fiorello, RW Goodbarrel, Dred, Evrik - Out of the Abyss & Dungeon of the Mad Mage
Site Rules & Guidelines || Tooltips || Homebrew FAQ || Snippet Codes || Syllvva's Guides
Hmmm...again, your maths are unarguable. So perhaps a promotion to side-partner? And a +1 Long Toothpick? That sounds reasonable to me. DM?
Back and ready to DM and chew bubblegum. And I'm alllll outta bubblegum.
In the background, while the party argue amongst themselves, about an issue that is entirely internal to the party I might add - so don't make eachother promises you can't keep! - Kay clambers up a ladder to hammer a few nails into the wall while Ghileeda holds a large board steadily in position.
"Still not understanding what this is for, Ms Kay" Ghileeda ponders.
"Issa bulletin board! Harbuck's idea it was. Not sure what it's for - putting bullets in I expect. 'E said folk were finding the trek all the way out the door and across to his butchers shop a bit taxing. Said more stuff'll get done this way. Anyhaps, issup now. I better go see to the stov-SHIT! GRAB A BUCKET!"
Kay charges out through sudden billows of black smoke towards the kitchens with the maid in tow.
Strix, Shifter Shadow Monk in Lost Mines of Phandelver ¦ Sihegiall Human Soulknife Rogue in In Search of Molly McGuffin
Hmmm...perhaps I should go check that board for bullets! Burt exclaims in a burst of sudden exposition. He goes and checks the board, and probably instead of finding bullets, he probably finds some sort of bulletin on the board that propels the story forward somehow.
Back and ready to DM and chew bubblegum. And I'm alllll outta bubblegum.
(Question. is this campaign still recruiting, or has recruitment closed?)
We're totally still recruiting for this amazing adventure says Burt, firmly staying in character for once. Roll 'em up, and come on in.
Back and ready to DM and chew bubblegum. And I'm alllll outta bubblegum.
Ooc : this campaign is squatting in a recruitment thread. You're welcome to join in. Be warned. Once you join we will follow you to other campaign threads and continue to force you to play Princes Of The Leg Mimics till you die.
Roll up a character and click here (or just seize Stumpy Greg the 1 legged Centaur barbarian)
https://ddb.ac/campaigns/join/5830832802958764
Strix, Shifter Shadow Monk in Lost Mines of Phandelver ¦ Sihegiall Human Soulknife Rogue in In Search of Molly McGuffin
Since I'm here, Dex save Burt and anyone else who walked over to the bulleting board
Strix, Shifter Shadow Monk in Lost Mines of Phandelver ¦ Sihegiall Human Soulknife Rogue in In Search of Molly McGuffin
Dex save: 20
Back and ready to DM and chew bubblegum. And I'm alllll outta bubblegum.
Dex save: 10
Though not currently a member, seeking admission to the really long and important signature club. Please consider this as a current CV.
Other personalities... Burgee , The Colorless Knight, Fiorello, RW Goodbarrel, Dred, Evrik - Out of the Abyss & Dungeon of the Mad Mage
Site Rules & Guidelines || Tooltips || Homebrew FAQ || Snippet Codes || Syllvva's Guides
"If ye shall join yon adventurer, you would actually get to pass, where others would hear NONE SHALL PASS! Altogether worth it really," adds The Knight Which is of the Darkest of Colors. "Ye be most especially welcome if you bring along any extra limbs you may have. There seem to be a shortage of those around here."
Though not currently a member, seeking admission to the really long and important signature club. Please consider this as a current CV.
Other personalities... Burgee , The Colorless Knight, Fiorello, RW Goodbarrel, Dred, Evrik - Out of the Abyss & Dungeon of the Mad Mage
Site Rules & Guidelines || Tooltips || Homebrew FAQ || Snippet Codes || Syllvva's Guides
Custom race : humantopus. Just sayin.
Strix, Shifter Shadow Monk in Lost Mines of Phandelver ¦ Sihegiall Human Soulknife Rogue in In Search of Molly McGuffin
Or Human Tapas. I mean, not for me, but you know, could come in handy.
Though not currently a member, seeking admission to the really long and important signature club. Please consider this as a current CV.
Other personalities... Burgee , The Colorless Knight, Fiorello, RW Goodbarrel, Dred, Evrik - Out of the Abyss & Dungeon of the Mad Mage
Site Rules & Guidelines || Tooltips || Homebrew FAQ || Snippet Codes || Syllvva's Guides
Where the hell are my arms anyway!?
Though not currently a member, seeking admission to the really long and important signature club. Please consider this as a current CV.
Other personalities... Burgee , The Colorless Knight, Fiorello, RW Goodbarrel, Dred, Evrik - Out of the Abyss & Dungeon of the Mad Mage
Site Rules & Guidelines || Tooltips || Homebrew FAQ || Snippet Codes || Syllvva's Guides
It seems the ridiculous amount of manliness in this thread scared him away. Which is fine, we take only the best and brightest here. Also, the three of us and Sir Stumpsalot.
Back and ready to DM and chew bubblegum. And I'm alllll outta bubblegum.
The bulletin board is just a cork board suspended from a pair of nails. There's nothing of note at all. Nothing except that "ptchoo ptchoo" sound from behind you.
4 vs 20 for 0 - That's a double miss on Burt
11 vs10 for 3 - that's a hit, TBK!
Zsoop! Zsoop! Two bullets zip past you - or in the Knight's case, through you, hitting the board, pinning a pair of pieces of paper that were blowing past firmly in place. The one on the left smells like a deli sandwich and is stained with blood - TBK realises the bullet passed cleanly through one of his hammy arms.
Strix, Shifter Shadow Monk in Lost Mines of Phandelver ¦ Sihegiall Human Soulknife Rogue in In Search of Molly McGuffin
Mmm....bloody ham sandwich paper. Burt attempts to read the paper through the blood and ham, and will also attempt to read the other one with neither of those two things affecting it.
Back and ready to DM and chew bubblegum. And I'm alllll outta bubblegum.
One is written with shaky hands in a series of crayons and at strange angles, as if the author(s) had a falling out during it's composition.
"WARNING! Playgg at
Lance Rock Mortons FaceUp Yours, Bort! REWARD! All enqwyrees at Tarnlar's Cloth-ear"The other is a more subdued affair.
"STONE FACES! You've seen them too! Union meeting - Sundown @ The Helm #WorkersRights #CreepyShadowDudes #QuarrymenUnite"
From his time as an oppressed wheel-maker, Burt would know they're talking about The Helm At High Sun across the road.
Strix, Shifter Shadow Monk in Lost Mines of Phandelver ¦ Sihegiall Human Soulknife Rogue in In Search of Molly McGuffin
Hmmmm....I wonder how much time we have until sundown Burt says, side glancing at the DM.
Back and ready to DM and chew bubblegum. And I'm alllll outta bubblegum.