The kobold hanging in the tree already injured is mocked for the size of his dick with extra magic swirling through this insult the kobold winces with pain as blood trickles out of his nose and he falls to the ground head-first breaking his neck. Then tackle box takes his shortbow pulls back true and catches it right in the throat. As the kobold is falling in death is mocked viciously.
Thallan misses hitting his target but blasts a hole in the cart behind the head of the kobold near Augustus... But he wasn't aiming for that kobold, he was aiming for the one on the other side of the cart. He was aiming for the kobold that used to have a head a moment ago.
I attack with my long bow. I strike the Kolbold an arrow made from some of the finest wood from my home forest of Faqarway. The arrow does 8 damage, does it kill this dog faced beast?
“It feels as if time stands still on the battlefield, but maybe that’s just me, marching to the beat of my own drum” i think to myself. Longing to break out my field drum.
A rollie pollie dwarf man hears sounds of battle not far off from where he is cutting through the tallgrass often times higher than himself. He thought he was taking a shortcut but being so short he lost track of his cut. He hopes the sound of battle will lead him to a road . Much to his delight he was right. Hand axe in hand at the ready he quickly identifies a side to be on. His aim is fine and his axe splits the remaining Kobolds clavicle. Success
Augustus kills the kobold furthest to the left standing on top of the cart from 90ft away and exclaims with great stupiditya making a 90 yard kill.
Augustus doesn't quite get to cover. As he runs full bore towards the carts
Kobold B runs up to Augustus to attack the one that has been most damaging to his comrades.
Attack: 5 Damage: 6
With great ferocity this crazed little scaled beast man runs up and jabs Augustus with maximum dagger damage in the hip.
"Ye wee Shite! Ill pull yer skeleton out through yer arse for that!"
Augustus screams at the Kobold.
I move in to cast vicious mockery 19
At the kobold hanging from a tree!
“You got a ****in baby dick dude” I mock
4
For damage
3
Pulling out my bow I take aim at a kobold and turn to my party to say “looks like party rock is in the house tonight!”
I let my arrow fly doing damage of 3 +2
Then I proceed to mock saying “if you thought this pounding was good you should see what I did to your who’re mother last night!” 1
for damage of 1
The kobold hanging in the tree already injured is mocked for the size of his dick with extra magic swirling through this insult the kobold winces with pain as blood trickles out of his nose and he falls to the ground head-first breaking his neck. Then tackle box takes his shortbow pulls back true and catches it right in the throat. As the kobold is falling in death is mocked viciously.
Attack: 11 Damage: 11
Thallan misses hitting his target but blasts a hole in the cart behind the head of the kobold near Augustus... But he wasn't aiming for that kobold, he was aiming for the one on the other side of the cart. He was aiming for the kobold that used to have a head a moment ago.
I attack with my long bow. I strike the Kolbold an arrow made from some of the finest wood from my home forest of Faqarway. The arrow does 8 damage, does it kill this dog faced beast?
“Is that pronounced “**** her raw” or is that just what Jeoffrey Elfstain did to your mother!!” I bellow loudly as the battle comes to a crescendo.
There is one kobold left standing with Augustus all but defeated. This is when Yagsi tumbles out of the grass.
Now turn that into a rap if you want any street creds you dirty little fellow
Augustus says,
"Watch where ye be shooting! I got plans for this Kobold!"
“It feels as if time stands still on the battlefield, but maybe that’s just me, marching to the beat of my own drum” i think to myself. Longing to break out my field drum.
A rollie pollie dwarf man hears sounds of battle not far off from where he is cutting through the tallgrass often times higher than himself. He thought he was taking a shortcut but being so short he lost track of his cut. He hopes the sound of battle will lead him to a road . Much to his delight he was right. Hand axe in hand at the ready he quickly identifies a side to be on. His aim is fine and his axe splits the remaining Kobolds clavicle. Success
The party has finished their first combat
Noticing the kobolds party in the light of day I inspect the cart for any loot left and signs of the original owners. Inspection check 16 minus 1
As the kobold is making death saving throws, Augustus leans down and whispers in draconic in its ear,
“I am going to remove your treacherous skeleton through your anus“
Augustus then calmly takes off his gloves, then attempts to do what he promised.
Athletics check: 18
Augustus uses his water source to then clean his hands
“Let’s just rest for a short while Mates. Bastard stabbed me in the hip. I warned him. Is anybody else hurt?“
Augustus takes a seat under a tree to rest