Bah. What do you know of military strategies, therapod? The Geese have no strategy. Those long-necked birds have but one tactic: Full frontal attack. With only a small bit of militaristic maneuvaring, even a large faction of Geese may find themselves incircled.
ermm actually, its spelled ENcircled. geese would know that
ermm actually, its spelled ENcircled. geese would know that
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
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King Of TVs.
Do you know what you call a cat that has eaten a duck?
It’s a duck filled fatty puss.
Yes, but the sheer viciousness of the Goose (insert holy music here) will scare off any opposition.
Can I have your liver for culinary...ahh, scientific reasons?
Goose 1: "Sir! They have us surrounded!"
Goose 2: "Excellent! Now we can attack in any direction! We can't lose!"
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post on this thread to follow the god-emporer goose Hydra and join the goose horde! it has dental!
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/210267-join-the-goose-horde-follow-the-allmighty-hydra
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
If someone is smart enough to pull of tactical manuvers, they know not to mess with geese
Can I have your liver for culinary...ahh, scientific reasons?
Ostrich
Ostrich...
Ostrich!?
Can I have your liver for culinary...ahh, scientific reasons?
Geese are far superior
Can I have your liver for culinary...ahh, scientific reasons?
Even humans know not to mess with them
Can I have your liver for culinary...ahh, scientific reasons?
nah, nothing can ever reach the pure terror of a feline. Which is why we should overthrow the feline government, for the poultry and canine.
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I think my dice is planning to kill meI like cats, but I am also a proud ally of the geese.
Dogs are okay. I think some are cute, but some are also bit smelly and/or aggressive. Still though, I do love petting puppies.
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