“You go, girl!!” Crispy shouts from below deck. “I am so proud of you! Woo!”
Alright, Cora you sexy *****, she thinks to herself. You got this. You got this so good in the bag. Its game time. And look at Ashley, mmmm, Hells, she’s delicious. You can have some of that later on, but you gotta make her want you, too. Make her proud. That means you’re gonna do something you dont wanna do. Hey are you listening? Pay attention. Ok. Go down and be nice. Don’t go nutso, don’t go all apeshit batshit cray cray like you normally do when you’re all fired up like a god damn wild animal. Think of someone else for a second besides yourself. Yeah, you know who. She’s on your mind all the time. That sexy sunkissed half-elf with the gorgeous eyes and sweet cherry lips. Make her happy. Do the right thing.
”WOOO..!!” Crispy hooted as she jogged down below.
Crispy and Ashley find that a few sahuagin have broken into the ship, breaking open crates and going through the valuables. The two fish men sniff the air and give a shriek. They're both armed with spears and see you both.
Crispy runs to the bottom of the ship, where, once again, people were trying to plunder the goods. She sighs, and rolls her eyes. What the hell is on this ship? She wonders. She takes a deep breath and puffs it out, ready to try something new. Here we go.
She holds up her hands in surrender. "Hello!" She calls out to the Sahaugin. "Hi. I'm Crispy. Can I help you guys with something? What are you looking for? No-no-no! Just want to talk! Easy! Easyyy..." She makes no threatening moves.
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Gasp's eyes widen as the island rises up to show that it is actually some sort of horrible creature! Even still, Gasp will keep on his mark and fire at the big guy riding the island monster!
!!!Blazing Bow of Justice!!! Attack: 14 Damage: 5
OOC: Oof. Not the best shot haha But I just remembered that I have help from Karra!
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Hatt also heads over to Gasp to cast Cure Wounds on the valiant paladin: 12 HP healed. We should go below, as... he frowns disapprovingly over at the dragonborn, hesuggests.Or somewhere where we have cover against that monster, but can still attack it. Hatt then uses the remainder of his movement to head down into the ship.
(DM - is there anywhere on deck where we can shield ourselves from another breath attack?)
Ashley hears her allies screams of pain Crispy, be safe, I'm needed up here.
On her turn Ashley will channel her divinity Into Bennett for 15 HP and will use her Healing Light on Hatt for 10
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“You go, girl!!” Crispy shouts from below deck. “I am so proud of you! Woo!”
Alright, Cora you sexy *****, she thinks to herself. You got this. You got this so good in the bag. Its game time. And look at Ashley, mmmm, Hells, she’s delicious. You can have some of that later on, but you gotta make her want you, too. Make her proud. That means you’re gonna do something you dont wanna do. Hey are you listening? Pay attention. Ok. Go down and be nice. Don’t go nutso, don’t go all apeshit batshit cray cray like you normally do when you’re all fired up like a god damn wild animal. Think of someone else for a second besides yourself. Yeah, you know who. She’s on your mind all the time. That sexy sunkissed half-elf with the gorgeous eyes and sweet cherry lips. Make her happy. Do the right thing.
”WOOO..!!” Crispy hooted as she jogged down below.
((Why do I feel like that is from a song?))
Kandalou Dle'tan - Level 9 Githyanki Fighter (Champion) - Rrakkma PbP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng
This ?
Grianne Wildpaw: Wood Elf Druid level 12 (8W-4L)- - Coliseum of Conquest: Master of Faerie Fire. Just don't ask her to spell it.
Grianne Wildpaw: Wood Elf Druid level 6 (2W-1L)- - Coliseum Reborn : Master of a Myriad of forms.
Runt, the Stormchosen: Half-Orc barbarian level 5 -- The Guild
Tomoe Gozen: Human Fighter Samurai level 5 -- Cronero (Solo Campaign)
Probably because Crispy's love for Ashley is poetic.
Nailed it.
Wow, Cherry Pie by Warrant! It's been a while. That blond is gorgeous.
"She's my cherry pie
put a smile on your face ten miles wide
looks so good bring a tear to you eye
sweet cherry pie yeah"
Crispy and Ashley find that a few sahuagin have broken into the ship, breaking open crates and going through the valuables. The two fish men sniff the air and give a shriek. They're both armed with spears and see you both.
If we get to act, I guess Karra will reach into the pouch on his belt and quaff a potion of healing. That last attack hurt!
potion of healing: Heal 7 hit points.
"Hmm, stand strong." He says, reaching for his next arrow. (Bonus Action: Help Bennett)
Crispy runs to the bottom of the ship, where, once again, people were trying to plunder the goods. She sighs, and rolls her eyes. What the hell is on this ship? She wonders. She takes a deep breath and puffs it out, ready to try something new. Here we go.
She holds up her hands in surrender. "Hello!" She calls out to the Sahaugin. "Hi. I'm Crispy. Can I help you guys with something? What are you looking for? No-no-no! Just want to talk! Easy! Easyyy..." She makes no threatening moves.
I have absolutely no idea whose turn it is. Is it mine??
Who on deck is looking really badly hurt at the moment?
It's just kinda a free for all at this point, Hatt-tastic. =P
(Oh shit, forgot about Gasp.)
(Gasp is up.)
Gasp's eyes widen as the island rises up to show that it is actually some sort of horrible creature! Even still, Gasp will keep on his mark and fire at the big guy riding the island monster!
!!!Blazing Bow of Justice!!! Attack: 14 Damage: 5
OOC: Oof. Not the best shot haha But I just remembered that I have help from Karra!
Second try thanks to Help Attack: 9 Damage: 10
(Wait, thought Gasp was inside ship. Gasp has to make a Con save as well, no advantage.)
Gasp's arrow lands upon the big fish man's chest.
Ominak shouts, "Head down below, if you are injured. Heal yourselves as I'll try to divert them, and ready yourself if I fail."
Ominak conjures a giant hand. It goes forward and tries to push the island creature back.
21
14
The hand manages to hold back the island as it roars back in defiance.
((No, Gasp has been on the top deck lobbing arrows))
Con Save 7
Now he’s gonna HIT the deck haha
The hand manages to push back the island, stunning the beast for a short while.
(Everyone else but Gasp.)
(Not sure if Gasp's hit the deck or not)
If Gasp has fallen unconscious: Karra will swiftly rush over to him, administering a potion of healing to heal 8 hit points.
If Gasp is still upright: Karra aims another arrow at the figure on the "island".
shortbow vs. Freaky Fish Guy: 16 vs. AC. Hit: 4 piercing damage.
Regardless: bonus action help on Gasp.
Hatt also heads over to Gasp to cast Cure Wounds on the valiant paladin: 12 HP healed. We should go below, as... he frowns disapprovingly over at the dragonborn, he suggests. Or somewhere where we have cover against that monster, but can still attack it. Hatt then uses the remainder of his movement to head down into the ship.
(DM - is there anywhere on deck where we can shield ourselves from another breath attack?)
Down below, Crispy still has her hands up in a sign of peace, waiting patiently for the response of the fishymen.
Did Ashley get to do her healing on Bennett and Hatt? (i think it was Hatt)
Grianne Wildpaw: Wood Elf Druid level 12 (8W-4L)- - Coliseum of Conquest: Master of Faerie Fire. Just don't ask her to spell it.
Grianne Wildpaw: Wood Elf Druid level 6 (2W-1L)- - Coliseum Reborn : Master of a Myriad of forms.
Runt, the Stormchosen: Half-Orc barbarian level 5 -- The Guild
Tomoe Gozen: Human Fighter Samurai level 5 -- Cronero (Solo Campaign)