I think I’ll skip to the Bhaal cultist to save time. He’ll run up to Flint, seeing as he’s the healer, and attack twice:
26 to hit, 17 damage
25 to hit, 15 damage.
He’ll then go invisible again, end turn.
* ALSO YOU DO REALIZE that Steel can be attacked too?!?!?!?! He has AC 17 and 26 HP he’s fine.*
He's next.
Well in that case, Steel will jump off of Flints unconscious body onto the cultist and say, ”Fine! Just let me do all the work…”
Making two rend attacks,
to hit: 19. Damage: 14
to hit: 20. Damage: 11
The final cultist falls. Of course now I don’t have my book on hand, really need to get it digitally. I’ll tell you what happens… right after I find a free edition on scribd.com!
*W Link*
Vesper rushes over to Flint, laying her hands on the dwarf’s chest. “When I said you were annoying, I didn’t want you to die,” she quips, hoping it’ll help.
((10 for Medicine, which I believe is perfectly on the DC 10 check required. What say you, DM?))
*IM NOT A DWARF IM A DRAGONBORN NYERGEHERGEHERG*
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I think I’ll skip to the Bhaal cultist to save time. He’ll run up to Flint, seeing as he’s the healer, and attack twice:
26 to hit, 17 damage
25 to hit, 15 damage.
He’ll then go invisible again, end turn.
* ALSO YOU DO REALIZE that Steel can be attacked too?!?!?!?! He has AC 17 and 26 HP he’s fine.*
He's next.
Well in that case, Steel will jump off of Flints unconscious body onto the cultist and say, ”Fine! Just let me do all the work…”
Making two rend attacks,
to hit: 19. Damage: 14
to hit: 20. Damage: 11
The final cultist falls. Of course now I don’t have my book on hand, really need to get it digitally. I’ll tell you what happens… right after I find a free edition on scribd.com!
*W Link*
Vesper rushes over to Flint, laying her hands on the dwarf’s chest. “When I said you were annoying, I didn’t want you to die,” she quips, hoping it’ll help.
((10 for Medicine, which I believe is perfectly on the DC 10 check required. What say you, DM?))
*IM NOT A DWARF IM A DRAGONBORN NYERGEHERGEHERG*
((Same thing they both start with ‘D’ so sue me))
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Wes (i/d/g/a/f) Probably doing something stupid Volem la pilota, fills des males herbes |------extended sig------|
I think I’ll skip to the Bhaal cultist to save time. He’ll run up to Flint, seeing as he’s the healer, and attack twice:
26 to hit, 17 damage
25 to hit, 15 damage.
He’ll then go invisible again, end turn.
* ALSO YOU DO REALIZE that Steel can be attacked too?!?!?!?! He has AC 17 and 26 HP he’s fine.*
He's next.
Well in that case, Steel will jump off of Flints unconscious body onto the cultist and say, ”Fine! Just let me do all the work…”
Making two rend attacks,
to hit: 19. Damage: 14
to hit: 20. Damage: 11
The final cultist falls. Of course now I don’t have my book on hand, really need to get it digitally. I’ll tell you what happens… right after I find a free edition on scribd.com!
*W Link*
Vesper rushes over to Flint, laying her hands on the dwarf’s chest. “When I said you were annoying, I didn’t want you to die,” she quips, hoping it’ll help.
((10 for Medicine, which I believe is perfectly on the DC 10 check required. What say you, DM?))
*IM NOT A DWARF IM A DRAGONBORN NYERGEHERGEHERG*
((Same thing they both start with ‘D’ so sue me))
*I Cast… Lawsuit Smite!*
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I think I’ll skip to the Bhaal cultist to save time. He’ll run up to Flint, seeing as he’s the healer, and attack twice:
26 to hit, 17 damage
25 to hit, 15 damage.
He’ll then go invisible again, end turn.
* ALSO YOU DO REALIZE that Steel can be attacked too?!?!?!?! He has AC 17 and 26 HP he’s fine.*
He's next.
Well in that case, Steel will jump off of Flints unconscious body onto the cultist and say, ”Fine! Just let me do all the work…”
Making two rend attacks,
to hit: 19. Damage: 14
to hit: 20. Damage: 11
The final cultist falls. Of course now I don’t have my book on hand, really need to get it digitally. I’ll tell you what happens… right after I find a free edition on scribd.com!
*W Link*
Vesper rushes over to Flint, laying her hands on the dwarf’s chest. “When I said you were annoying, I didn’t want you to die,” she quips, hoping it’ll help.
((10 for Medicine, which I believe is perfectly on the DC 10 check required. What say you, DM?))
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
I think I’ll skip to the Bhaal cultist to save time. He’ll run up to Flint, seeing as he’s the healer, and attack twice:
26 to hit, 17 damage
25 to hit, 15 damage.
He’ll then go invisible again, end turn.
* ALSO YOU DO REALIZE that Steel can be attacked too?!?!?!?! He has AC 17 and 26 HP he’s fine.*
He's next.
Well in that case, Steel will jump off of Flints unconscious body onto the cultist and say, ”Fine! Just let me do all the work…”
Making two rend attacks,
to hit: 19. Damage: 14
to hit: 20. Damage: 11
The final cultist falls. Of course now I don’t have my book on hand, really need to get it digitally. I’ll tell you what happens… right after I find a free edition on scribd.com!
*W Link*
Vesper rushes over to Flint, laying her hands on the dwarf’s chest. “When I said you were annoying, I didn’t want you to die,” she quips, hoping it’ll help.
((10 for Medicine, which I believe is perfectly on the DC 10 check required. What say you, DM?))
*IM NOT A DWARF IM A DRAGONBORN NYERGEHERGEHERG*
Passes… are you proficient in medicine?
Looking at game log: the answer is no.
Steel has one more Cure Wounds he could use though if I’m still at 0 HP.
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
I think I’ll skip to the Bhaal cultist to save time. He’ll run up to Flint, seeing as he’s the healer, and attack twice:
26 to hit, 17 damage
25 to hit, 15 damage.
He’ll then go invisible again, end turn.
* ALSO YOU DO REALIZE that Steel can be attacked too?!?!?!?! He has AC 17 and 26 HP he’s fine.*
He's next.
Well in that case, Steel will jump off of Flints unconscious body onto the cultist and say, ”Fine! Just let me do all the work…”
Making two rend attacks,
to hit: 19. Damage: 14
to hit: 20. Damage: 11
The final cultist falls. Of course now I don’t have my book on hand, really need to get it digitally. I’ll tell you what happens… right after I find a free edition on scribd.com!
*W Link*
Vesper rushes over to Flint, laying her hands on the dwarf’s chest. “When I said you were annoying, I didn’t want you to die,” she quips, hoping it’ll help.
((10 for Medicine, which I believe is perfectly on the DC 10 check required. What say you, DM?))
*IM NOT A DWARF IM A DRAGONBORN NYERGEHERGEHERG*
Passes… are you proficient in medicine?
Looking at game log: the answer is no.
Steel has one more Cure Wounds he could use though if I’m still at 0 HP.
You’re stable. The guards probably have some healing potions they can give you. I’ll say you can go back up to 5 hp.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
I think I’ll skip to the Bhaal cultist to save time. He’ll run up to Flint, seeing as he’s the healer, and attack twice:
26 to hit, 17 damage
25 to hit, 15 damage.
He’ll then go invisible again, end turn.
* ALSO YOU DO REALIZE that Steel can be attacked too?!?!?!?! He has AC 17 and 26 HP he’s fine.*
He's next.
Well in that case, Steel will jump off of Flints unconscious body onto the cultist and say, ”Fine! Just let me do all the work…”
Making two rend attacks,
to hit: 19. Damage: 14
to hit: 20. Damage: 11
The final cultist falls. Of course now I don’t have my book on hand, really need to get it digitally. I’ll tell you what happens… right after I find a free edition on scribd.com!
*W Link*
Vesper rushes over to Flint, laying her hands on the dwarf’s chest. “When I said you were annoying, I didn’t want you to die,” she quips, hoping it’ll help.
((10 for Medicine, which I believe is perfectly on the DC 10 check required. What say you, DM?))
*IM NOT A DWARF IM A DRAGONBORN NYERGEHERGEHERG*
Passes… are you proficient in medicine?
Looking at game log: the answer is no.
Steel has one more Cure Wounds he could use though if I’m still at 0 HP.
You’re stable. The guards probably have some healing potions they can give you. I’ll say you can go back up to 5 hp.
Yay, I wake up, “wow that was invigorating!”
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I think I’ll skip to the Bhaal cultist to save time. He’ll run up to Flint, seeing as he’s the healer, and attack twice:
26 to hit, 17 damage
25 to hit, 15 damage.
He’ll then go invisible again, end turn.
* ALSO YOU DO REALIZE that Steel can be attacked too?!?!?!?! He has AC 17 and 26 HP he’s fine.*
He's next.
Well in that case, Steel will jump off of Flints unconscious body onto the cultist and say, ”Fine! Just let me do all the work…”
Making two rend attacks,
to hit: 19. Damage: 14
to hit: 20. Damage: 11
The final cultist falls. Of course now I don’t have my book on hand, really need to get it digitally. I’ll tell you what happens… right after I find a free edition on scribd.com!
*W Link*
Vesper rushes over to Flint, laying her hands on the dwarf’s chest. “When I said you were annoying, I didn’t want you to die,” she quips, hoping it’ll help.
((10 for Medicine, which I believe is perfectly on the DC 10 check required. What say you, DM?))
*IM NOT A DWARF IM A DRAGONBORN NYERGEHERGEHERG*
Passes… are you proficient in medicine?
Looking at game log: the answer is no.
Steel has one more Cure Wounds he could use though if I’m still at 0 HP.
You’re stable. The guards probably have some healing potions they can give you. I’ll say you can go back up to 5 hp.
Yay, I wake up, “wow that was invigorating!”
You see one of the guards rushes over to you. “Are you all right? That was very unexpected.”
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
I think I’ll skip to the Bhaal cultist to save time. He’ll run up to Flint, seeing as he’s the healer, and attack twice:
26 to hit, 17 damage
25 to hit, 15 damage.
He’ll then go invisible again, end turn.
* ALSO YOU DO REALIZE that Steel can be attacked too?!?!?!?! He has AC 17 and 26 HP he’s fine.*
He's next.
Well in that case, Steel will jump off of Flints unconscious body onto the cultist and say, ”Fine! Just let me do all the work…”
Making two rend attacks,
to hit: 19. Damage: 14
to hit: 20. Damage: 11
The final cultist falls. Of course now I don’t have my book on hand, really need to get it digitally. I’ll tell you what happens… right after I find a free edition on scribd.com!
*W Link*
Vesper rushes over to Flint, laying her hands on the dwarf’s chest. “When I said you were annoying, I didn’t want you to die,” she quips, hoping it’ll help.
((10 for Medicine, which I believe is perfectly on the DC 10 check required. What say you, DM?))
*IM NOT A DWARF IM A DRAGONBORN NYERGEHERGEHERG*
Passes… are you proficient in medicine?
Looking at game log: the answer is no.
Steel has one more Cure Wounds he could use though if I’m still at 0 HP.
You’re stable. The guards probably have some healing potions they can give you. I’ll say you can go back up to 5 hp.
Yay, I wake up, “wow that was invigorating!”
You see one of the guards rushes over to you. “Are you all right? That was very unexpected.”
“Oh Flint will be fine! Flints just glad to do you guys assistance!”
”Well it would’ve been nicer if you guys could actually fight! I was practically doing everything by myself whilst you buffoons were flopping around waving around your weapons like inflatable balloon men!”
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I think I’ll skip to the Bhaal cultist to save time. He’ll run up to Flint, seeing as he’s the healer, and attack twice:
26 to hit, 17 damage
25 to hit, 15 damage.
He’ll then go invisible again, end turn.
* ALSO YOU DO REALIZE that Steel can be attacked too?!?!?!?! He has AC 17 and 26 HP he’s fine.*
He's next.
Well in that case, Steel will jump off of Flints unconscious body onto the cultist and say, ”Fine! Just let me do all the work…”
Making two rend attacks,
to hit: 19. Damage: 14
to hit: 20. Damage: 11
The final cultist falls. Of course now I don’t have my book on hand, really need to get it digitally. I’ll tell you what happens… right after I find a free edition on scribd.com!
*W Link*
Vesper rushes over to Flint, laying her hands on the dwarf’s chest. “When I said you were annoying, I didn’t want you to die,” she quips, hoping it’ll help.
((10 for Medicine, which I believe is perfectly on the DC 10 check required. What say you, DM?))
*IM NOT A DWARF IM A DRAGONBORN NYERGEHERGEHERG*
Passes… are you proficient in medicine?
Looking at game log: the answer is no.
Steel has one more Cure Wounds he could use though if I’m still at 0 HP.
You’re stable. The guards probably have some healing potions they can give you. I’ll say you can go back up to 5 hp.
Yay, I wake up, “wow that was invigorating!”
You see one of the guards rushes over to you. “Are you all right? That was very unexpected.”
“Oh Flint will be fine! Flints just glad to do you guys assistance!”
”Well it would’ve been nicer if you guys could actually fight! I was practically doing everything by myself whilst you buffoons were flopping around waving around your weapons like inflatable balloon men!”
He glares at Steel and then says to Flint. “So sorry this had to happen to you. Those were cultists of the Dead Three. I recommend you speak to Captain Zodge about them. He’s right over there.” He points to a different area of the gate, where a tall white man wearing an eyepatch is breaking up a mob with ruthless efficiency.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
“Ignore the furred snake, friend! He’s just expressing his gratitude!”
”…and if you didn’t make me have to waste such a surge of healing energy, we could’ve have saved it for when we NEEDED IT! But instead, you dumb ‘Flaming Fist’ idiots and the rest of the ‘dumb squad’ kept on getting stabbed by those incompetent cultists!”
Steel is clearly very angry at the rest of the party for no apparent reason, and he almost seems to…grow in size?
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
“Ignore the furred snake, friend! He’s just expressing his gratitude!”
”…and if you didn’t make me have to waste such a surge of healing energy, we could’ve have saved it for when we NEEDED IT! But instead, you dumb ‘Flaming Fist’ idiots and the rest of the ‘dumb squad’ kept on getting stabbed by those incompetent cultists!”
Steel is clearly very angry at the rest of the party for no apparent reason, and he almost seems to…grow in size?
The guard looks angry at that. “Did you just call me and my friends a dumb idiot? We helped save you!”
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
“Ignore the furred snake, friend! He’s just expressing his gratitude!”
”…and if you didn’t make me have to waste such a surge of healing energy, we could’ve have saved it for when we NEEDED IT! But instead, you dumb ‘Flaming Fist’ idiots and the rest of the ‘dumb squad’ kept on getting stabbed by those incompetent cultists!”
Steel is clearly very angry at the rest of the party for no apparent reason, and he almost seems to…grow in size?
The guard looks angry at that. “Did you just call me and my friends a dumb idiot? We helped save you!”
“HELPED!?!? Really? You think you actually helped!? The most you guys ever did was make a few light-hearted pokes at the THREATS TO OUR SOCIETY!!! You ought to be fired!!”
Faint glimmers of red and gold scales can be seen through Steel’s fur, and smoke and other fumes unfurl from his mouth.
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
“Ignore the furred snake, friend! He’s just expressing his gratitude!”
”…and if you didn’t make me have to waste such a surge of healing energy, we could’ve have saved it for when we NEEDED IT! But instead, you dumb ‘Flaming Fist’ idiots and the rest of the ‘dumb squad’ kept on getting stabbed by those incompetent cultists!”
Steel is clearly very angry at the rest of the party for no apparent reason, and he almost seems to…grow in size?
The guard looks angry at that. “Did you just call me and my friends a dumb idiot? We helped save you!”
“HELPED!?!? Really? You think you actually helped!? The most you guys ever did was make a few light-hearted pokes at the THREATS TO OUR SOCIETY!!! You ought to be fired!!”
Faint glimmers of red and gold scales can be seen through Steel’s fur, and smoke and other fumes unfurl from his mouth.
“Fired? Fired??? Captain Zodge! Get over here now!”
The captain pauses mid-punch and walks over to you.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
“Ignore the furred snake, friend! He’s just expressing his gratitude!”
”…and if you didn’t make me have to waste such a surge of healing energy, we could’ve have saved it for when we NEEDED IT! But instead, you dumb ‘Flaming Fist’ idiots and the rest of the ‘dumb squad’ kept on getting stabbed by those incompetent cultists!”
Steel is clearly very angry at the rest of the party for no apparent reason, and he almost seems to…grow in size?
The guard looks angry at that. “Did you just call me and my friends a dumb idiot? We helped save you!”
“HELPED!?!? Really? You think you actually helped!? The most you guys ever did was make a few light-hearted pokes at the THREATS TO OUR SOCIETY!!! You ought to be fired!!”
Faint glimmers of red and gold scales can be seen through Steel’s fur, and smoke and other fumes unfurl from his mouth.
“Fired? Fired??? Captain Zodge! Get over here now!”
The captain pauses mid-punch and walks over to you.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
“What is up with your town?” Vesper replies, refusing to answer the captain. “We just saved a group of your guard, and there are mobs—“ she gestures to the rioting mass “—going on before our eyes? Could we have at least an explanation and perhaps some healing before you decide to throw us out?”
((Intimidation 15 in character sheet)
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Wes (i/d/g/a/f) Probably doing something stupid Volem la pilota, fills des males herbes |------extended sig------|
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*IM NOT A DWARF IM A DRAGONBORN NYERGEHERGEHERG*
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
((Same thing they both start with ‘D’ so sue me))
Wes (i/d/g/a/f)
Probably doing something stupid
Volem la pilota, fills des males herbes
|------extended sig------|
*I Cast… Lawsuit Smite!*
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
((Cut w/Fish Man))
((I CAST…SUMMON AWESOME DEFENSE LAWYER!))
Wes (i/d/g/a/f)
Probably doing something stupid
Volem la pilota, fills des males herbes
|------extended sig------|
*wait what’s happening ingame right now I forgot.*
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Passes… are you proficient in medicine?
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Looking at game log: the answer is no.
Steel has one more Cure Wounds he could use though if I’m still at 0 HP.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
*You got knocked, and just finished the battle against the cultists.*
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...You’re stable. The guards probably have some healing potions they can give you. I’ll say you can go back up to 5 hp.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Yay, I wake up, “wow that was invigorating!”
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
You see one of the guards rushes over to you. “Are you all right? That was very unexpected.”
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...“Oh Flint will be fine! Flints just glad to do you guys assistance!”
”Well it would’ve been nicer if you guys could actually fight! I was practically doing everything by myself whilst you buffoons were flopping around waving around your weapons like inflatable balloon men!”
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
He glares at Steel and then says to Flint. “So sorry this had to happen to you. Those were cultists of the Dead Three. I recommend you speak to Captain Zodge about them. He’s right over there.” He points to a different area of the gate, where a tall white man wearing an eyepatch is breaking up a mob with ruthless efficiency.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...“Ignore the furred snake, friend! He’s just expressing his gratitude!”
”…and if you didn’t make me have to waste such a surge of healing energy, we could’ve have saved it for when we NEEDED IT! But instead, you dumb ‘Flaming Fist’ idiots and the rest of the ‘dumb squad’ kept on getting stabbed by those incompetent cultists!”
Steel is clearly very angry at the rest of the party for no apparent reason, and he almost seems to…grow in size?
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
The guard looks angry at that. “Did you just call me and my friends a dumb idiot? We helped save you!”
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...“HELPED!?!? Really? You think you actually helped!? The most you guys ever did was make a few light-hearted pokes at the THREATS TO OUR SOCIETY!!! You ought to be fired!!”
Faint glimmers of red and gold scales can be seen through Steel’s fur, and smoke and other fumes unfurl from his mouth.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
“Fired? Fired??? Captain Zodge! Get over here now!”
The captain pauses mid-punch and walks over to you.
”What seems to be the problem here?”
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...*Guys I’m waiting for y’all to try and explain this situation before this angry guard gets you thrown out of the city.*
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...“What is up with your town?” Vesper replies, refusing to answer the captain. “We just saved a group of your guard, and there are mobs—“ she gestures to the rioting mass “—going on before our eyes? Could we have at least an explanation and perhaps some healing before you decide to throw us out?”
((Intimidation 15 in character sheet)
Wes (i/d/g/a/f)
Probably doing something stupid
Volem la pilota, fills des males herbes
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