The Exploits of Misfit Company

Everything is Fine: 8.

Oh yeah, Obsidian: 19

Initiative: 8

CHOCOLATE PEANUT POWER: 23

Furlong(23),Belker1(23)(68),Kasha(23),Stella(22),Belker2(22)(68),Obsidian(19),Hoodini(15),Alys(10),Yvan(10),Vastra(8),Rinn(8),Barnabus(8)

Furlong is going to attack Belker1!

Attack: 19 Damage: 9

Attack: 23 Damage: 11

Attack: 10 Damage: 6

Furlong(23),Belker1(23)(58),Kasha(23),Stella(22),Belker2(22)(68),Obsidian(19),Hoodini(15),Alys(10),Yvan(10),Vastra(8),Rinn(8),Barnabus(8)

Belker 1 will attack Furlong and Vastra with its claws before biting Alys!

On Furlong

Attack: 22 Damage: 7

On Vastra

Attack: 16 Damage: 6

On Alys

Attack: 26 Damage: 9

Furlong(23),Belker1(23)(58),Kasha(23),Stella(22),Belker2(22)(68),Obsidian(19),Hoodini(15),Alys(10),Yvan(10),Vastra(8),Rinn(8),Barnabus(8)

 Vastra opts to use Arcane Deflection to make the Belker miss!

"When we're done with this, I can't wait to go see Entropy! I hear they're starting a world tour! **** yeah!" As she finishes swearing, she startles and covers her mouth with both hands and her eyes goes wide as if she just said something very taboo - like saying "****".

Kasha sentinels against the attack on Alys and then attacks Belker1 for her regular action. 
Suns out attack: 18 Damage: 6
Guns out attack: 18 Damage: 17

Awww yeah, i'm so freakin DANGEROUS!!!! EAT THAT!!!!!!!

(Don’t forget Bless! Kasha, Stella, Rinn, Vastra, Furlong and Yvan.)

Furlong(23),Belker1(23)(58),Kasha(23),Stella(22),Belker2(22)(68),Obsidian(19),Hoodini(15),Alys(10),Yvan(10),Vastra(8),Rinn(8),Barnabus(8)

With Alys' blessing, both of Kasha's attacks hit. And your mother does not approve of that language.

Furlong(23),Belker1(23)(52),Kasha(23),Stella(22),Belker2(22)(68),Obsidian(19),Hoodini(15),Alys(10),Yvan(10),Vastra(8),Rinn(8),Barnabus(8

Stella attacks!

Attack: 14 Damage: 11

Attack: 15 Damage: 15

Snek: 16

Stella also makes a Con ST: 18

Books has a big brain. Bless on first attack: 1 Bless on second attack: 4

(Blessssss. I did forget Stella in the list above, but did not forget her when I casted it in post 1955 :3 )

Alys would be too slow to block with her shield and gets a nasty bite.

Furlong(23),Belker1(23)(52),Kasha(23),Stella(22),Belker2(22)(68),Obsidian(19),Hoodini(15),Alys(10),Yvan(10),Vastra(8),Rinn(8),Barnabus(8)

Stella manages to successfully cough out the rest of Belker2, before successfully hitting it with her second strike!

Furlong(23),Belker1(23)(52),Kasha(23),Stella(22),Belker2(22)(45),Obsidian(19),Hoodini(15),Alys(10),Yvan(10),Vastra(8),Rinn(8),Barnabus(8)

The second Belker then attacks Yvan, Stella, and Rinn!

On Yvan!

Attack: 20 Damage: 6

On Stella!

Attack: 14 Damage: 10

On Rinn!

Attack: 14 Damage: 12

Furlong(23),Belker1(23)(52),Kasha(23),Stella(22),Belker2(22)(45),Obsidian(19),Hoodini(15),Alys(10),Yvan(10),Vastra(8),Rinn(8),Barnabus(8

"Yvan! Give'm the whirlwind! They'll never see it coming, my Dude!" Barnabus calls out in encouragement, and then trhough the power of his gauntlet casts....

Bonus Action: Bardic Inspiration(d6) to Yvan.

Action: Attempt to use Mizzium Apparatus to cast a (3rd level spell)XLR8!.... Arcana(DC 16):18... and succeeds.

Yvan suddenly feels the familiar feeling of things moving at a slow pace compared to his own. All the more easier to go cutting them down!

Obsidian Helps!

"T-the what...?" Yvan asks, confused to all hells as to what Barnabus was referring to. Instead of waiting for an answer, the goliath simply shrugs and enters a rage!

Wild Surge: 6

 Yvan teleports behind Belker1 and attacks with the woodland creatures! And... tries that whirlwind thing Barney talked about!

Attack: 18 Damage: 14
Attack: 21 Damage: 9
Attack: 12 Damage: 11

Bless for last roll cuz im DUMB: 1
AND BARDIC >:UUUU: 3

Alys sends Hoodini out to help. Then, she’d hug herself.

Cure Wounds: 19 

Rinn rushes forward, blades spinning as he attack Belker1.

Right-hand Attack: 11 Damage: 6

Left-hand Attack: 17 Damage: 6

Right-hand Attack: 21 Damage: 8

Green-Flame Blade: 5

Furlong(23),Belker1(23)(52),Kasha(23),Stella(22),Belker2(22)(45),Obsidian(19),Hoodini(15),Alys(10),Yvan(10),Vastra(8),Rinn(8),Barnabus(8)

Yvans' attacks hit! Two out of Rinns' three attacks hit! Vastra tosses a Fire Bolt at Belker 1!

Attack: 11 Damage: 11

And misses!

Furlong(23)BLESSED,Belker1(23)(23),KashaBLESSED(23),StellaBLESSED(22),Belker2(22)(45),Obsidian(19),Hoodini(15),Alys(10),YvanBLESSED(10),VastraBLESSED(8),RinnBLESSED(8),Barnabus(8)

Furlong goes all out on Belker1!

Attack: 32 Damage: 9

Attack: 27 Damage: 6

Attack: 15 Damage: 11

Attack: 20 Damage: 6

Furlong(23)BLESSED,Belker1(23)(13),KashaBLESSED(23),StellaBLESSED(22),Belker2(22)(45),Obsidian(19),Hoodini(15),Alys(10),YvanBLESSED(10),VastraBLESSED(8),RinnBLESSED(8),Barnabus(8)

Belker1 attacks Furlong, Vastra, and Kasha!

On Furlong

Attack: 22 Damage: 8

On Vastra

Attack: 23 Damage: 10

On Kasha

Attack: 21 Damage: 11

Furlong(23)BLESSED,Belker1(23)(13),KashaBLESSED(23),StellaBLESSED(22),Belker2(22)(45),Obsidian(19),Hoodini(15),Alys(10),YvanBLESSED(10),VastraBLESSED(8),RinnBLESSED(8),Barnabus(8)

Stella attacks Belker1.

Attack: 22 Damage: 8, add 4 to attack

Attack: 22 Damage: 12, add 3 to attack

Sneak Attack! 15

Will transfer that second attack to Belker2 if Belker1 is dead.

Kashertoothine attacks Belker2!

Attack: 27 Damage: 11 + 2 Bless

Hhhhh I quit.

As a reaction, Rinn swings his blades up to defend Kasha from the attack by Belker1

Warding Maneuver: Add 2 to AC against attack.