The Exploits of Misfit Company

DC20 Dex save: 8

Kasha's birdy skeleton becomes visible comically as she twitches takes the lightning damage, shifting back to Kasha form and smoking like she just got burnt. "Oh, that ****in' DOES IT!!!" she screams and begins polymorphing into her more pleasant t-rex form.

Courage Dex Save(DC 20): 14.

Souperb Dex Save(DC 20): 27. (If successful, no damage due to Evasion)

Reaction: Cast (1st level)Absorb Elements, gaining resistance to damage.

Though he comes close, Courage isn't as young as he used to be, and feel his more mechanized parts start to lock up the moment the bolt struck him. Before the damage can fully overwhelm him however, he depresses his chest, activating some thus far unseen formula, causing it to glow and absorb some of the energy.

"Can't take too many of those. So, let's change it up a bit. Activate Phantom Protocol." There's a beep from somewhere in the armor before both tiefling and armor began to distort and shift between realities. Before the process is complete, again up came the thin barrier energy and disposable shielding plates to guard against future attacks.

Action: Cast (3rd level)Blink.

Bonus Action: Activate Defensive Field, regaining 12 THP.

End Turn:
Blink Roll(DC 11): 13. (Courage is in the Ethereal Plane until he start of his next turn)

Dex ST: 27

Stella attacks!

I can: 20 Damage: 10

Do things: 25 Damage: 9

This battle: 24

Alys would eventually come find one of Yvan's hands on their descent downwards, a bit shaky due to uncertainty, but it would come to relax when laced between hers. Floating down was a lot easier with her helping him. The goliath gives her an appreciative smile when they safely make it down to the ground below. "Thank you." He says to her quietly, showing no indication of wanting to let go until the enemies had made themselves known. 

With a displeased grunt, he gives one final look to the blonde and he reluctantly pulls away from her hand to unsheathe his sword and enter a rage.

Dex: 13
WS: 7

(Whenever a creature hits you with an attack roll before your rage ends, that creature takes 2 force damage, as magic lashes out in retribution. Not sure if that last attack counts!)

Yvan aims himself to attack Xagibar with Obsidian lending him a helping paw!

Action 1 - Attack: 29 Damage: 13 + I scream 2
Action 2 - Attack: 20 Damage: 20 + for ice cream 5

Alys would look up at Yvan and return a warm smile, giving his hand a squeeze in response. “Stay swift. Stay safe.” She’d hang on just a touch longer as he’d move to take his position in battle, sending her magic with him for the remainder of the fight.

Casting Haste on Yvan. Who knew?!

Forgot the dex roll for getting zapped!: 16

Hoodini would hop along helping his hastey honey.

Obsidian(22),Xagibar(20)(300),Stella(15),Vastra(14),Courage(11),Alys(10),Hoodini(10),Yvan(9),Kashborb(8),Statue(8)(600)

Vastra attempts to cast Lightning Bolt, but Xagibar counterspells!

Obsidian(22),Xagibar(20)(244),Stella(15),Vastra(14),Courage(11),Alys(10),Hoodini(10),Yvan(9),Kashasaurus(8),Statue(8)(600)

The statue attacks Vastra, Stella, Yvan, and Kashasaurus!

Vastra
Attack: 27 Damage: 30

Stella
Attack: 14 Damage: 19

Yvan
Attack: 25 Damage: 30

Kashasaurus
Attack: 14 Damage: 30

Obsidian(22),Xagibar(20)(244),Stella(15),Vastra(14),Courage(11),Alys(10),Hoodini(10),Yvan(9),Kashborb(8),Statue(8)(600)

What the actual **** dicebot.

Obsidian Helps Kasha.

Obsidian(22),Xagibar(20)(244),Stella(15),Vastra(14),Courage(11),Alys(10),Hoodini(10),Yvan(9),Kashborb(8),Statue(8)(600)

Xagibar sends 8 magic missiles at Alys!

29

Obsidian(22),Xagibar(20)(244),Stella(15),Vastra(14),Courage(11),Alys(10),Hoodini(10),Yvan(9),Kashborb(8),Statue(8)(600)

Courage re-appears closer to the statue, and already mid-motion of punching the thing with his thunder gauntlets. Though, after rebounding off the thing, he grumbles and turns on Xagibar next with the spear in hand, calling out to Souperb to help Stella do the same before disappearing from sight again.

Action: Attacking some mo'fos.
#1 Thunder Gauntlets - Attack: 14 Damage: 5 thunder damage to Statue.
#2 See Below
(If hit, Statue has disadvantage on all attacks that do NOT target Courage.)

Bonus Action: Command Souperb to Help Stella attack Xagibar.

End Turn:
Blink Roll(DC 11): 5.

Attack #2: Enhanced Yklwa - Attack: 22 Damage: 9 to Xagibar.

Stella makes full use of Souperb's help to attack Xagi again!

Attack: 27 Damage: 23

Attack: 18 Damage: 15

Snek: 26

Obsidian sprinted and leapt up upon Kashasaurus as she thundered by, heading for Xoiksibar. It was good to be back in the saddle again, and Kasha let out a Jurassic roar to let everyone know she existed once more. Intelligence once again faded and was replaced by instinct, anger, and hunger. Eyes dilated, she attacked.

Bite Attack: 27 Damage: 32
Tail Attack: 21 Damage: 23

Yvan will retaliate on the statue for hurting Stella like that! Christ on a cracker.

Sentinel - Attack: 22 Damage: 17 + Dice roller have mercy 4

The goliath then refocuses focuses his attacks on Xagibar for hurting Alys! That bastard.

Action 1 (using Hootie Honey Boo Boo's help and GWM since I haven't used that in a while) - Attack: 14 Damage: 26 + Mery crimas 8
Action 2 (Reckless and GWM) - Attack: 24 Damage: 22 + happy crismas 3
Hastey Fun Times - Attack: 23 Damage: 24 + I hope one of these hit... 3

Alys' magical bubble shield would react to the incoming impact of the missiles, leaving her entirely unscathed. Deciding to try something a little new, the elf would pull her feather token from her cloak, tossing it into the air. The feather would dissolve in a myriad of colours, forming a floating astral whip in its place. With a gentle flick of her wrist, it'd crack once playfully before lashing out in an attack against Xagibar.

Reaction: Shield
Action: Use Feather Token (Whip)
Bonus action: Whip Attack: 12 Damage: 8

Obsidian(22),Xagibar(20)(55),Stella(15),Vastra(14),Courage(11),Alys(10),Hoodini(10),Yvan(9),Kashborb(8),Statue(8)(600)

Vastra casts Lightning Bolt, using the Ring of Storms to maximize it and tosses in a Power Surge to make it really hurt.

Dex:22
Dex:6

Obsidian(22),Xagibar(20)(19),Stella(15),Vastra(14),Courage(11),Alys(10),Hoodini(10),Yvan(9),Kashborb(8),Statue(8)(528)

The statue attacks Alys, Yvan, Vastra, and Kashasaurus!

Alys
Attack: 14 Damage: 22

Yvan
Attack: 22 Damage: 17

Vastra
Attack: 19 Damage: 20

Kashasaurus
Attack: 26 Damage: 19

I'm gonna make the bold assumption that Obsidian helps out the Kashasaurus.

Xagibar casts Finger of Death at Stella. DC20 Con Save or take 63 points of Merry Christmas damage.

Obsidian(22),Xagibar(20)(19),Stella(15),Vastra(14),Courage(11),Alys(10),Hoodini(10),Yvan(9),Kashborb(8),Statue(8)(528)

Courage again beside Xagibar, mid-motion once more stabbing into the man's back twice over, before then having Souperb aid Stella in striking down the statue soon after. Then, its off to the ethereal plane again.

Action: Attacking some mo'fos.
#1 Enhanced Yklwa - Attack: 24 Damage: 13 to Xagibar.
#2 Enhanced Yklwa - Attack: 25 Damage: 14 to Xagibar.

Bonus Action: Command Souperb to Help Stella attack Statue

End Turn:
Blink Roll(DC 11): 18.

As Kashasaurus get's Kris Kringle'd in the face by the statue, it only makes her festively angrier at the jolly assault, and turns her attention to the statue that decked her halls. 

Fa La La La La: 17 Damage: 30
La La La Laaaa: 14 Damage: 18

Obsidian(22),Stella(15),Vastra(14),Courage(11),Alys(10),Hoodini(10),Yvan(9),Kashborb(8),Statue(8)(510)

Another shield would come to Alys' defense.

Reaction: Shield

She'd begin to hum her familiar elven hymn as she'd flourish her staff, calling upon its healing to wash over her friends.

Action: Mass Cure Wounds Everyone heal: 46

Then with another flick of her wrist, her astral whip would take a crack at the statue.

Bonus action Whip Attack: 11 Damage: 9

Stella attacks the statue.

Attack: 14 Damage: 14

Attack: 12 Damage: 16

I am the snek: 21