The Exploits of Misfit Company

Statue automatically takes 5 force damage for attacking Yvan, and also gets attacked back for hurting Kashasaurus!

Sentinel - Attack: 17 Damage: 15 + >:( 3

With the mage down (hopefully, don't want another Rasputin incident), the goliath changes his focus onto the statue, and attacks with Hoodini's assistance (if he's gonna help me i dont wanna assume-)! 

Action 1 (GWM as well) - Attack: 25 Damage: 32 + >:U 5
Action 2 (Reckless + GWM) - Attack: 21 Damage: 25 + >:) 1
Haste BABY- Attack: 12 Damage: 26 + >:D 1

Brute Crit BABY!!! 1

Obsidian(22),Stella(15),Vastra(14),Courage(11),Alys(10),Hoodini(10),Yvan(9),Kashborb(8),Statue(8)(510)

Vastra casts Disintegrate on the statue!

80

Dex:17

Obsidian(22),Stella(15),Vastra(14),Courage(11),Alys(10),Hoodini(10),Yvan(9),Kashborb(8),Statue(8)(341)

The statue attacks Kashasaurus, Stella, Alys, and Yvan!

Kashasaurus
Attack: 30 Damage: 24

Stella
Attack: 17 Damage: 19

Alys
Attack: 26 Damage: 21

Yvan
Attack: 16 Damage: 24

Obsidian(22),Stella(15),Vastra(14),Courage(11),Alys(10),Hoodini(10),Yvan(9),Kashborb(8),Statue(8)(341)

Feeling energized from her wave of healing magic, Alys was able to easily side step out of the way of the statues attack. Following Vastra's lead, her apprentice would mimic the wise elf's battle actions, casting her own force of damage against the statue.

Casting: Disintegrate Damage: 78

Just as swiftly as she released her spell, Alys would flick her wrist, snapping her astral whip for yet another lash against the statue.

Bonus action Whip Attack: 28 Damage: 8

Hoodini would continue his faithful distractions on the statue to give Yvan his advantage strike.

Not wanting to get jingle belled by disintegration rays, Kashasaurus lets out an annoyed roar that could only mean something along the lines of watch where you're pointing that thing, and continues her cretaceous assault on the statue.

Ass: 26 Damage: 42
Titties: 25 Damage: 22

Courage re-appeared by Aly's side next, lobbing some type of ball. Upon soft impact with Yvan's back, it explodes and releases some type of growth or mass altering chemical. Because soon enough, the Goliath is easily the size of a large Ogre and thensome, and with weapons to match his weight. Souperb continues trying to be as much of nuisance for the statue as it can for Stella by climbing over its face and hindering it sight for at least moments at a time.

Action: Cast (2nd level)Enlarge on Yvan.

Bonus Action: Command Souperb to Help Stella attack Statue

End Turn:
Blink Roll(DC 11): 5.

With his new enlarged size, Yvan tries to bring the pain down upon the statue with cutie Hoodini’s help!

Action 1 - Attack: 22 Damage: 20 + so many extra damage die 5 + 1
Action 2 - Attack: 26 Damage: 18 + pls dice roller 7 + lemme hit 1

Haste Paste - Attack: 19 Damage: 16 + pls 6 + 🥺 1

With the second hit, Yvan’s sword begins to glow with dark green light, adding more damage to the blow and even startling him for a second. 

Divine Smite on action 2 (if I can?) - 15

Brute Crit - 1

And also the statue takes an additional 1 force damage for attacking him!

Dex:16

Stella attacks the statue.

Attack: 29 Damage: 18

Attack: 21 Damage: 10

Snek: 17

Crit snek!: 17

Obsidian(22),Stella(15),Vastra(14),Courage(11),Alys(10),Hoodini(10),Yvan(9),Kashborb(8),Statue(8)(341)

Vastra pulls out her wand and fires off nine magic missiles

33

18

Obsidian(22),Stella(15),Vastra(14),Courage(11),Alys(10),Hoodini(10),Yvan(9),Kashborb(8),Statue(8)(138)

The statue attacks Vastra, Stella, Yvan, and Courage!

Vastra
Attack: 32 Damage: 24

Stella
Attack: 16 Damage: 26

Yvan
Attack: 33 Damage: 43

Courage
Attack: 32 Damage: 21

Obsidian(22),Stella(15),Vastra(14),Courage(11),Alys(10),Hoodini(10),Yvan(9),Kashborb(8),Statue(8)(138)

After narrowly limbo-ing under the statues strike, Courage gives the battlefield a quick scan. "Souperb! Keep up distraction protocol!" He called as he raced over to Vastra's side. In another spoken command in infernal, the Yklwa briefly start shimmering and the air about it became distorted for a second. He then holds it over Vastra's bruises and wounds, seeming to cause them to rapidly fade and heal over the ensuing seconds.

Action:  Cast Stored Spell (2nd level Cure Wounds) on Vastra, restoring 12 HP.

Bonus Action: Command Souperb to Help Stella attack Statue. (7 of 8 remain)

End Turn:
Blink Roll(DC 11): 10.

A small smile tugged at Alys' lips as she witnessed Courage's dance of support amongst the battle field. There was a glint of familiarity, whether coincidence or not, that hit her. When he'd enlarge Yvan next to her, she'd be sure to give him room to unleash his rain of defensive strikes. Trying not to gawk too much at their protector, her cheeks would still darken, giving her away. Yvan and Stella were fierce, laying into the statue and chopping hunks off. Alys too would fire off a barrage of missiles with yet another astral lashing.

Attack: Magic Missile Damage: 33
Bonus action Whip Attack: 16 Damage: 6

Hoodini will peck at the back of the statues skull to assist Yvan as Souperb crawls over its face for Stalla.

Stella attacks the statue.

Attack: 29 Damage: 25

Attack: 29 Damage: 7

Snek: 22

Obsidian(22),Stella(15),Vastra(14),Courage(11),Alys(10),Hoodini(10),Yvan(9),Kashborb(8),Statue(8)(62)

Statue takes an additional 4 force damage for attacking Yvan! Along side that, Yvan refocuses himself after the last attack and retaliates on the structure for attacking his friends!

Sentinel - Attack: 16 Damage: 18 + I hate 3 + typing on my phone 3

He then continues to attack, hoping to finish this thing off!

Action 1 (Hootie Hoots Help) - Attack: 30 Damage: 23 + I also hate 7 + not having WiFi >:( 3
Action 2 - Attack: 25 Damage: 14 + I hate COVID 6 + and I hate working 3

Haste Paste - Attack: 22 Damage: 14 + im very tired 6 + 🥲  4

Kashasaurus continues her attack!

GRrgGrgR!: 28 Damage: 41
HRgrhrHR!: 19 Damage: 15

Really?

Kashasaurus finishes the statue off with her final attack! 

As the statue falls, Xagibar's skull hops up to all of you. "Okay. Okay. You won. Feel free to commence with the standard looting of the ancient wizard's tomb."

Kashasaurus finishes chewing and roars at the skull, even making an instinctive move to try and bite it and eat it too. And, just like in typical dinosaur fashion, Obsidian will do his best to try and reign her in as she stares at Courage and Souperb in a menacing manner, not recognizing him, or his culinary companion. She takes a step foward and growls, a low, deep rumbling sound that shakes the walls - as if one false move would mean another attempt at a snack. Two tasty morsels to eat. Like candy canes. Yes. That one even smells like food. 

She took another step forward, her mouth beginning to drool in a starving manner.

True to his name, Courage hardly balked when Kashasaurus started turning him; having perhaps been down similar roads before. Which is why with great casualness and carefulness as to delay a rash from the dinobrained elf, he raised his hands as if in surrender. "Eyes." He states softly but simply with his own closed, before from the palm of his hands flashed with a colorful light. 

In an ideal world, the De-Neuralizer(Wis - DC 16) could incapacitate the T-rex, thus ending her hold on the spell, reverting her to normal. Though if that didn't work...

4.

Hearing the fiz of his DIsplacer Protocol soon earned a muttered curse in infernal. "... Uh... Guys. Problem?"

Kashasaurus Wis: 17

Kashasaurus blinked and recoiled - startled at the lights, she shook her head as if something was intruding, something was forcing her away from her train of thought. Her eyes dilated, and her will was no longer her own. The dino stood there, relaxed, and did not move.

Obsidian looked down at Kasha from where he was on her head, then to Courage -  giving him a look of "really, dude? She probably wasn't really going to eat you."