Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
Before you run away from me Before you’re lost between the notes The beat goes round and round The beat goes round and round I never really got there I just pretended that I had Words are blunt instruments Words are sawed off shotguns
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In the sun I feel as one In the sun, In the sun Married Buried
Titles bestowed by Drummer: The Unstrikable Warrior, Expert of Dragons and Knowledge, Master of the Blade, Merciless champion, The Rising Power, Risen from the Depths, The Potential of Darkness!
“No! I need my hat!” -Monks playing Kirby and fighting the lion dude
"Incinaroar?"
- Me
“Nah we were playing two player Kirby and the Forgotten Land or smth and we were fighting the boss dude.” - More other different me
"Oh, thought you were talkin' 'bout Smash Bros. I like Forgotten Land."
- Me again
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"*points at the superintendent of my school* Boys, grab me some arsenic trioxide and a cupcake. We're gonna topple the hierarchy of this school."
- Me to my friends earlier today
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
"It's all sh*ts and giggles until someone giggles and sh*ts. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go take a dump while laughin' manically."
- Somethin' I may say tomorrow
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
Yo I’m Himy (He/Him) (pronounced exactly as written for those who are wondering) I'm adhd and exhibit high antisocial tendencies, so bear with me if I seem apathetic. I like reading, watching anime, playing video games, and questioning my morality. I don't rp as much as I used to, but I'm almost aways on Onions or LCW. Always willing to chat. That’s all folks!
“Memento Mori. All things die eventually, so make the most of the time you have left.” - me
9mm kills the body but .45ac0 kills the soul. its how you prevent them from becoming a lich
- Itsdenkel (from during a TheRussianBadger stream)
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
"God willing we meet again in '[movie name] 2: The Search for More Money.'"
"I see your shwartz(idk how it's spelled) is just as big as mine."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
One of my friends while playing Smash: *swallows me using Kirby's neutral and gains Sephiroth's neutral-b, then charges it fully*
Another one of my friends: *counters it back at the other friend, causing them to get launched so quickly the smoke trail doesn't even register*
Me: "Well, looks like [REDACTED] just got atomized..."
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
Before you run away from me
Before you’re lost between the notes
The beat goes round and round
The beat goes round and round
I never really got there
I just pretended that I had
Words are blunt instruments
Words are sawed off shotguns
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun, In the sun
Married
Buried
*Me and a friend, playing Call of Duty*
Me: *Kills friend for a third time*
Friend: How?! HOW?!
Me: I have a literal freakin laser gun, dude.
Star Wars and Warhammer nerd. Yup. I'm both.
Pronouns he/him. WASSUUP!
Titles bestowed by Drummer:
The Unstrikable Warrior, Expert of Dragons and Knowledge, Master of the Blade, Merciless champion, The Rising Power, Risen from the Depths, The Potential of Darkness!
Currently inactive for most of the week.
“Nah we were playing two player Kirby and the Forgotten Land or smth and we were fighting the boss dude.” - More other different me
Helo there, possibly human. Exist I. Jelyfsih in the void of space sometime. Fun is.
Selly me. Real for now. Sel is I. Many names I am. Ask if want you. Am Druid’s smol elf. Nerd. Queer. Artist. (Apparently) Awesome therapist.
Is art
"Oh, thought you were talkin' 'bout Smash Bros. I like Forgotten Land."
- Me again
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
"*points at the superintendent of my school* Boys, grab me some arsenic trioxide and a cupcake. We're gonna topple the hierarchy of this school."
- Me to my friends earlier today
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Dead men working a sinner a saint
Mixin up a pail of paint
Painted the house, black as night
When the sun came up, the house was white.
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun, In the sun
Married
Buried
“Why would you rush into a room with a giant swollen man with the powers of an arcane god?!” -Tearian
”I wanted to see if he will pop if I stabbed my sword into him!” -Gurtir
”And what do you think that would accomplish?!” -Tearian
”Wild magic nuclear explosion, obviously.” -Gurtir
”Well at least he was prepared for the possible outcome” -Lenny
”We just got transported several thousand years into the past, I fail to see how anyone would be “prepared” for such an outcome.” -Aila
My D&D group at the end of the last session.
"It's all sh*ts and giggles until someone giggles and sh*ts. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go take a dump while laughin' manically."
- Somethin' I may say tomorrow
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I'm also an unofficial therapist on Onions Are LIke Worms.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"
Click here for cool art!
“That Josh or this Groban?”
Sōsuke “Josh Groban” Aizen
Yo I’m Himy (He/Him) (pronounced exactly as written for those who are wondering) I'm adhd and exhibit high antisocial tendencies, so bear with me if I seem apathetic. I like reading, watching anime, playing video games, and questioning my morality. I don't rp as much as I used to, but I'm almost aways on Onions or LCW. Always willing to chat. That’s all folks!
“Memento Mori. All things die eventually, so make the most of the time you have left.” - me
signature but longer
9mm kills the body but .45ac0 kills the soul. its how you prevent them from becoming a lich
- Itsdenkel (from during a TheRussianBadger stream)
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
Also in one of his battlefield videos. Don’t remember which one?
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
"Goodbye, Yogurt. I wonder if we'll meet again."
"God willing we meet again in '[movie name] 2: The Search for More Money.'"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"I see your shwartz(idk how it's spelled) is just as big as mine."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"May the schwartz be with you..."
(I also don't know how it's spelled)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I watched Spaceballs recently, funniest joke to me was when all his soldiers were in the *sshole family
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun, In the sun
Married
Buried
“I am so hard right now!" - AgateElk
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>?
YES NO
[Enter: A new RP Thread: Sanctuary]
"Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money"
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
*I don’t think any amount of context could save this*
*Yeah, especially with current situations*
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun, In the sun
Married
Buried