Kaia is crying while talking to tiefling in a jacket ™️
*responding to both because I'm bored and I can*
Having finished up with the important business, the woman asks Dey a more frivolous request. "Since we're on the same side now, can you put me back in my original body? Being short is infuriating."
The void beast walks/floats up to behind the two, then taps the tiefling on the shoulder. It points at a nearby stand selling food.
“I’ll work on it. If you don’t have anything else, would you mind collapsing the demiplane?”
He leans down and gives it a silver piece. “Take this and give it to the person behind there, and they will give you food.”
She obliges. "What do you plan on doing with me now?"
The creature takes the piece eagerly and begins to speed towards the food stand, before noticing Kaia crying. It walks up next to her, and tries to offer her the piece.
“That’s up to Immeral.”
She shakes her head. “Go get your food.”
"Oh. The holy knight. I can guess what's coming, then. Back into the [GP]ing necklace."
It remains in place, pointing a tendril at her face, still tear-streaked(maybe?).
“I will do everything I can to get you a more humane container, before letting you out, naturally.”
”Go.” She says determinedly. “You remind me of her too much.”
"Alright. Just don't rip up any more of my spellbook."
The void beast floats up 5 feet into the air to put the piece of silver on her head, before moving back out of sight. It tries to stealthily peek at the exchange.
Stealth: 18
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
Gale is wandering around the killing floor, looking at the contestants.
A mage, wearing a regal crown walks up to them and says, "Hello my friend!"
He grunts and nods. “Who you think is worth betting on?”
"What do you mean, by that far-fetched statement?"
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
“You will not threaten me like this.” Make a DC 15 Wis save or take Dice rolls not yet available for this section. psychic damage. He draws a sigil in the air as a portal appears in front of him, another one appearing 500 feet away. He walks through it to the other side, dispelling the portals after doing so so scary blue flame person cannot follow
*Roll the dice in a second, I'll roll mine*
WIS: 27
He laughs hysterically. Fourth-level counterspell on the Dimension Door. (Roll if needed: 26)
If the Counterspell goes off without a hitch:
Atticus opens his shadowy eye and swipes his hand, causing a whirlwind of black knives of raw malevolence and chaos to flow out and spiral around his arm before he points at the tiefling. They all fly at him with the intent to flay.
Make a DC 23 DEX save or take 93 magical slashing damage.
12
*darn. It was arcane gate* *also rolling his hp so theres a chance he survives 83*
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It shakes its head vehemently, picking a banana up from its stash. The fruit is quite obviously past its peak ripeness.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
It shakes its head vehemently, picking a banana up from its stash. The fruit is quite obviously past its peak ripeness.
"They sold it to you?"
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
He laughs hysterically. Fourth-level counterspell on the Dimension Door. (Roll if needed: 26)
If the Counterspell goes off without a hitch:
Atticus opens his shadowy eye and swipes his hand, causing a whirlwind of black knives of raw malevolence and chaos to flow out and spiral around his arm before he points at the tiefling. They all fly at him with the intent to flay.
Make a DC 23 DEX save or take 93 magical slashing damage.
12
*darn. It was arcane gate* *also rolling his hp so theres a chance he survives 83*
He is reduced to delicately folded and separated piles of flesh, bone, and belongings.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
Gale is wandering around the killing floor, looking at the contestants.
A mage, wearing a regal crown walks up to them and says, "Hello my friend!"
He grunts and nods. “Who you think is worth betting on?”
"What do you mean, by that far-fetched statement?"
“The games. I’m betting on who’s gonna win. Who do you think is going to win so I know who to bet on?”
"Oh, I wouldn't know"
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
Kaia is crying while talking to tiefling in a jacket ™️
*responding to both because I'm bored and I can*
Having finished up with the important business, the woman asks Dey a more frivolous request. "Since we're on the same side now, can you put me back in my original body? Being short is infuriating."
The void beast walks/floats up to behind the two, then taps the tiefling on the shoulder. It points at a nearby stand selling food.
“I’ll work on it. If you don’t have anything else, would you mind collapsing the demiplane?”
He leans down and gives it a silver piece. “Take this and give it to the person behind there, and they will give you food.”
She obliges. "What do you plan on doing with me now?"
The creature takes the piece eagerly and begins to speed towards the food stand, before noticing Kaia crying. It walks up next to her, and tries to offer her the piece.
“That’s up to Immeral.”
She shakes her head. “Go get your food.”
"Oh. The holy knight. I can guess what's coming, then. Back into the [GP]ing necklace."
It remains in place, pointing a tendril at her face, still tear-streaked(maybe?).
“I will do everything I can to get you a more humane container, before letting you out, naturally.”
”Go.” She says determinedly. “You remind me of her too much.”
"Alright. Just don't rip up any more of my spellbook."
The void beast floats up 5 feet into the air to put the piece of silver on her head, before moving back out of sight. It tries to stealthily peek at the exchange.
Stealth: 18
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
It shakes its head vehemently, picking a banana up from its stash. The fruit is quite obviously past its peak ripeness.
"They sold it to you?"
The creature nods, then offers the crowned figure a fruit. The fruit seems to be on the relatively fresh side.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
It shakes its head vehemently, picking a banana up from its stash. The fruit is quite obviously past its peak ripeness.
"They sold it to you?"
The creature nods, then offers the crowned figure a fruit. The fruit seems to be on the relatively fresh side.
"Oh, thats good! Can you shape your body?"
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
It shakes its head vehemently, picking a banana up from its stash. The fruit is quite obviously past its peak ripeness.
"They sold it to you?"
The creature nods, then offers the crowned figure a fruit. The fruit seems to be on the relatively fresh side.
"Oh, thats good! Can you shape your body?"
They shake their head.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
It shakes its head vehemently, picking a banana up from its stash. The fruit is quite obviously past its peak ripeness.
"They sold it to you?"
The creature nods, then offers the crowned figure a fruit. The fruit seems to be on the relatively fresh side.
"Oh, thats good! Can you shape your body?"
They shake their head.
"oh, sad, then you will have a hard time to communitcate with people"
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
He laughs hysterically. Fourth-level counterspell on the Dimension Door. (Roll if needed: 26)
If the Counterspell goes off without a hitch:
Atticus opens his shadowy eye and swipes his hand, causing a whirlwind of black knives of raw malevolence and chaos to flow out and spiral around his arm before he points at the tiefling. They all fly at him with the intent to flay.
Make a DC 23 DEX save or take 93 magical slashing damage.
12
*darn. It was arcane gate* *also rolling his hp so theres a chance he survives 83*
He is reduced to delicately folded and separated piles of flesh, bone, and belongings.
Kaia looks at the slightly insane mage in horror. “They’re going to kill her. They’re going to kill her.” She sinks to her knees
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Alright. Just don't rip up any more of my spellbook."
The void beast floats up 5 feet into the air to put the piece of silver on her head, before moving back out of sight. It tries to stealthily peek at the exchange.
Stealth: 18
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
"What do you mean, by that far-fetched statement?"
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
12
*darn. It was arcane gate*
*also rolling his hp so theres a chance he survives 83*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
"They sold it to you?"
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
He is reduced to delicately folded and separated piles of flesh, bone, and belongings.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
*darn well rolling death saves now*
5 18 12 7 15
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“The games. I’m betting on who’s gonna win. Who do you think is going to win so I know who to bet on?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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*ALIVE!*
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
*This is a "instant kill at 0HP" thing, basically Disintegrate that deals slightly worse damage but leaves the body.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
"Oh, I wouldn't know"
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
The creature nods, then offers the crowned figure a fruit. The fruit seems to be on the relatively fresh side.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
*Damn, I shouldn't have pulled out my 9th-level slot so early.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
"Oh, thats good! Can you shape your body?"
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
They shake their head.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
"oh, sad, then you will have a hard time to communitcate with people"
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
He mutters something under his breath, sighing. “Alright.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
Kaia looks at the slightly insane mage in horror. “They’re going to kill her. They’re going to kill her.” She sinks to her knees
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*gonna make a gloomsassin next, any way for me to incorporate this guy into the plot?*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!