Hey! im PJtheARCH3R, your friendly neighborhood Spiderman. ive been on D&D Beyond for about a year now, i was Exiled from around August 27th to December 15th. Im a High Fantasy Nerd, i watch pretty much all the High Fantasy movies and play D&D at least once a week. I lovemusic, most of the Quotes featured on my normal Signature are from songs i listen to.
I'm a Cisgender, straight male. I live somewhere in the US East Time Zone (cant specify)
Personality: I'm a pretty chill guy, when i do get angry i kinda blow up though, Kind, Jealous, and nosey at times (if you guys wanna tell me what my personality is like, id be glad to hear tbh, kinda hard to describe yourself super well)
Friends/People i know: Drummer, Dutch, Markell, Calo, Blackbear, Woods, Zeus3, Hyperbeam/Viper, The Mad Gibberer, Wendigo, Trout, Zombles, Nolkiss, Baalze, HellomL, Hecate, KoboldNerd, Nikki, HarperMoon, XyrixCosmos, and loads more of Acquaintances and soon to be friends (please remind me if your name isnt here and we know each other, its just hard to remember like 14+ people rn)
now your here: ... .--. --- -.-. / . - .... / -.- -.-. ..- ..-.
YOUR ALMOST THERE, I REPEAT ONCE AGAIN: TURN BACK
YOU'LL REGRET THIS
TURN BACK
STOP OR ELSE
THIS IS DANGEROUS
STOP HERE
WARNING DO NOT CONTINUE
(im probably gonna redo this Extended Signature so many times before im happy with it lol)
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Hey! im PJtheARCH3R, your friendly neighborhood Spiderman. ive been on D&D Beyond for about a year now, i was Exiled from around August 27th to December 15th. Im a High Fantasy Nerd, i watch pretty much all the High Fantasy movies and play D&D at least once a week. I lovemusic, most of the Quotes featured on my normal Signature are from songs i listen to.
I'm a Cisgender, straight male. I live somewhere in the US East Time Zone (cant specify)
Personality: I'm a pretty chill guy, when i do get angry i kinda blow up though, Kind, Jealous, and nosey at times (if you guys wanna tell me what my personality is like, id be glad to hear tbh, kinda hard to describe yourself super well)
Friends/People i know: Drummer, Dutch, Markell, Calo, Blackbear, Woods, Zeus3, Hyperbeam/Viper, The Mad Gibberer, Wendigo, Trout, Zombles, Nolkiss, Baalze, HellomL, Hecate, KoboldNerd, Nikki, HarperMoon, XyrixCosmos, and loads more of Acquaintances and soon to be friends (please remind me if your name isnt here and we know each other, its just hard to remember like 14+ people rn)
now your here: ... .--. --- -.-. / . - .... / -.- -.-. ..- ..-.
YOUR ALMOST THERE, I REPEAT ONCE AGAIN: TURN BACK
YOU'LL REGRET THIS
TURN BACK
STOP OR ELSE
THIS IS DANGEROUS
STOP HERE
WARNING DO NOT CONTINUE
(im probably gonna redo this Extended Signature so many times before im happy with it lol)
Nice! I be there twice :3
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If I ever get into a pbp please make sure you add the underscore to my name when I get PMed.
Characters (Links!): Amzar Starshade- Odyssey Of Greatness Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn Dallas Hullbreaker - Legacy of Iggwilv
Hey! im PJtheARCH3R, your friendly neighborhood Spiderman. ive been on D&D Beyond for about a year now, i was Exiled from around August 27th to December 15th. Im a High Fantasy Nerd, i watch pretty much all the High Fantasy movies and play D&D at least once a week. I lovemusic, most of the Quotes featured on my normal Signature are from songs i listen to.
I'm a Cisgender, straight male. I live somewhere in the US East Time Zone (cant specify)
Personality: I'm a pretty chill guy, when i do get angry i kinda blow up though, Kind, Jealous, and nosey at times (if you guys wanna tell me what my personality is like, id be glad to hear tbh, kinda hard to describe yourself super well)
Friends/People i know: Drummer, Dutch, Markell, Calo, Blackbear, Woods, Zeus3, Hyperbeam/Viper, The Mad Gibberer, Wendigo, Trout, Zombles, Nolkiss, Baalze, HellomL, Hecate, KoboldNerd, Nikki, HarperMoon, XyrixCosmos, and loads more of Acquaintances and soon to be friends (please remind me if your name isnt here and we know each other, its just hard to remember like 14+ people rn)
now your here: ... .--. --- -.-. / . - .... / -.- -.-. ..- ..-.
YOUR ALMOST THERE, I REPEAT ONCE AGAIN: TURN BACK
YOU'LL REGRET THIS
TURN BACK
STOP OR ELSE
THIS IS DANGEROUS
STOP HERE
WARNING DO NOT CONTINUE
(im probably gonna redo this Extended Signature so many times before im happy with it lol)
Nice! I be there twice :3
Wdym?
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Hello, im PJtheARCH3R, back from my Exile into the lands of Discord! Im glad to be back (WARNING: The following signature will have absolutely no neat structure)
Favorite Foods: Eggs, Pizza, Pasta, Chili, Tacos
Favorite Dessert: Peanut Butter Cups or Brownies
Favorite High Fantasy Movie: The Lord Of The Rings Extended Edition Trilogy
Favorite TTRPG: Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition (probably not surprising, since were on D&D Beyond)
Favorite Video Games: Among Us, Roblox, Minecraft (id also love to try TABS and Terraria sometime)
Some other random stuff about me: im a High Fantasy Nerd, im bad at math, and i LOVE music, (if you wish for more stuff about me youll have to unlock it through conversation)
Where to find me: im mainly on LCW (Last Comment Wins) but i also hang out on the Roasting and Complimenting thread, and a lot of other ones in Adohands Kitchen and Forum Games, not really in any Taverns though
Friends & Acquaintances: Drummer, Calo, Markell, Zeus3, The Mad Gibberer, Hyperbeam, Wendigo, BlackBear, Zombles, Woods, Nolkiss, KoboldNerd, Baalze, HellomL, Hecate, and everyone else! (if i forgot someone, its just because im tired, i almost definitly didnt forget due to not liking you, theres just a lot of poeple to keep track of, but remind me who i forgot if you can think of others!)
i almost definitly will have a better Signature in the future, but for now this is it, "The Ultimate Webster" is out! (also does anyone see the quotes on my profile? Like in my normal signature?)
You forgot Dutch
idk if you consider me a 'friend' or not but as i said, idk
you've been added now
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“Do you know what they call a Drummer’s Stool? A Throne. And you ask why I’m King?”
-Drummer, Slayer of Dragons
Hello! I’m Drummer, an active member of the Forums. I’m your average friendly D&D enjoyer who also happens to be an evil DM and a Slayer of Dragons. I like to think I do my best to contribute to this place, but I’m way too English for my own good, and the majority of my posts are just “Hi, how are you?”
#Pleasantriesand20’s
Lots of love, we’re all equal, nationalities don't matter, unless you dropped the tea in the ocean :)
Orlando, the chocolate wizard. A dark skinned human with a nice summer hat, shades, chocolate stained robes, and a love for oranges. Often can be found trying to fix his magic chocolate using machines.
Holly, the sassy Christmas elf. An elf in your traditional christmas elf wear, but its ripped, cause she's against the system. Likes cookies, paper snowflakes, and bad mouthing the jolly fat man.
Archie, the nervous Goliath spirit.A Halfling reincarnated as the spirit of a Goliath, he's an almost transparent pastel blue, and floats instead of walking. It goes kinda wispy below his waist, he has no legs.
Ghost, the half spirit. They can often be found stalking the Tavern staff and making cynical comments. Not a ton more is known about them. Image:
Jarvis, the lonely hunter. A half elf with something to prove, though lacks the energy to deal with most annoying people. Generally dressed in leather armor, he has dark ginger hair and rough pale skin.
Oslo, the yellow raincoat boy. Along with his companion Hamy, the Old English sheep dog, Oslo can often be found at the noodle bar, or trying to work up the confidence to do something. Image:
Latin, the bard shot by cupid. A bard of the collage of love, always seen in some form of bright clothing and a lute in hand.
Twisp, the white rabbit. A harengon dressed in a brown jacket with lots of buttons, almost always seen with a stopwatch in hand. Has a strange connection to the rivers of time, and is always in a rush.
James, the drunk soldier. Having barely survived a great war of his time, James will tell you he's a hero who has no clue what to do with his life. Often found slumped on a sofa or against a wall, drink in hand. He wears simple, easy clothes, sometimes some medals, and has a few scars across his face.
Ambrosius, the master swordsman. Often spotted alone, leaning against walls, or outside, Ambrosius is not exactly someone you want to mess with. And he's protecting something too. Image:
Ophelia, the journalist and airhead. Wearing simple (and usually light blue) clothes of all sorts, Ophelia can be spotted at a table near a window or outside in the rain. Known for twisting her hair with her fingers and asking too many questions. Image:
Floyd, the curious boy without a voice. Floyd can't speak, and uses a handheld blackboard and chalk to communicate. He's forever looking for a comfy place to sit, but can never find it. Image:
[Staff NPC] Juliet, the talkative waitress. Juliet works hard at the 2 Story Tavern, and can be found serving customers, or talking for ages with any person under the sun. You can see an image of her and learn more in the first post of the 2 Story Tavern!
[Staff NPC] Carl, the business-driven chef. Carl works hard at the bar and in the kitchen, and will sometimes talk to patrons on quiet days. You can see an image of him and learn more in the first post of the 2 Story Tavern!
[Staff NPC] Marcus, the daring Bartender. Marcus works at the ground floor bar, and will dare you to do things in return for mead if you ask him. You can see an image of him and learn more in the first post of the 2 Story Tavern!
[Staff NPC] Jas, the sassy tiefling bard. Jas is a waitress at the Tavern, but doesn't work very hard, instead playing the odd song and flirting with the customers. She also makes good porridge? You can see an image of her and learn more in the first post of the 2 Story Tavern!
[Staff NPC] Steve, the Human Professional. Steve works as a sort of rule enforcer at the Tavern, almost never smiles. He may or may not be ticklish though. You can see an image of him and learn more in the first post of the 2 Story Tavern!
Duolingo, The menace of a language bot. I think I've said enough about this one already.
Spotify, the musical teenager with a ton of good vibes. Spotty can often be spotted (haha) at the bar or in a windowsill, listening to music of every kind. Image:
Leela, the World Class Chessbot and professional teenage girl. Leela will challenge anyone to a game, and at least let you think you're winning. Her favourite chess piece is the queen. Image:
Inactive characters: Limbo in the Nightmare Hold, (Hopefully that gets revived soon, love Limbo to bits) and Chantel in the Brimstone Tavern and Jack (of all trades) in the Cliche Tavern.
My home on the Forums (And a place to find me if you think I'm worth your time): Last comment wins
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you. If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you. If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
I’m a God/Goddess of Kobolds if I was to attack you, It's unlikely I win sadly. ☹️ but anyway I’m locked in combat with Mordenkainen over his book Monsters of the Multiverse honestly any traveller could do that in a few centuries. I hope you can give me a treasured secret for a divine favour. BTW I may be weak now but I have divine resistance and resurrection as well as the entire race of kobolds bowing down to me hehehe. I advise you bow down sooner rather than later.
Some of my favourite followers include: Kobolds and Ash Yearwood.
You my know me by many names such as:
Ash Yearwood: A changeling bard
Thia Girie: My werecat who became a queen.
Isis the shadow slayer: A dwarf cleric life domain
Zure Malal: A kobold Artificer need I say more?
Loose : An elf Warlock who recently vanished
Be careful what you say about them though because they are under my protection. Hint hint…..
Also you may think my kobolds wouldn’t be a problem 1 is a pest a horde can sink the greatest ship to ever sail the waters.
“I have not come to save you, this world is doomed. I have come to deliver a message. A message from our divine forefather, who sired this world and its many waning wonders. This land is a remnant of what it once was, blighted by the scorn of the gods. There is no hope here!”
-Xalius, messenger of the Beyonder.
Hi yall, I’m Raccoon_Master (formerly Spider-Trapper) also known as AllMightyLordOfDND (my other account). My friends call me Mo, Sam, or Raccoon (well, not my real life friends. They call me giraffe. on account I'm freakishly tall). if you need to know my pronouns, check my signature.
About me: I’m a queer actor & writer who has been playing DND for 7 years.
Likes: Raccoons, Psychology, Gatorade, Theater, British Accents, Zelda, The Owl House, Pickles, TTRPGs, Writing, Home-brewing, Being of service.
Dislikes: Popular people, country music, people who force their beliefs on others, people who slake off, math class. (man, most of my dislikes involve people)
Schedule: I am on twice a day, usually around 1 PM and/or 6 PM US eastern Time. feel free to PM me, I would love to talk about DND.
Current Characters
-Brormin “the Mountain” Gaerlordin, LVL 7 True Nuetral Male Goliath Juggernaut Barbarian who loves to drink from Tal’dorei (Call of the Netherdeep)
-Threlan, LVL 3 Nuetral Good Dark Elf Eloquence Bard from the South of Faerun (Rule of Change)
-Merithea "Thea" Oltineas, LVL 1 Chaotic Nuetral Female Human (yes, a normal human, not V human, I rolled odd on my stats, okay? stop giving me so much grief! I'M BEING DRAMATIC? YOU'RE THE ONE BEING DRAMATIC!) Scout Rogue & total Bad*ss from the Aseriian Empire (The Windward Isles)
-Emme of the Thousand Faces, LVL 10 Chaotic Good Nonbinary Changeling Creation Bard who seeks to restore the First World
dont ask me.. and i said Friends/People i know. if you think i should remove it i can
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun, In the sun
Married
Buried
It’s good i just think its funny
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
thanks for having me there :)
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun, In the sun
Married
Buried
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you should, but take your time
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun, In the sun
Married
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Nice! I be there twice :3
If I ever get into a pbp please make sure you add the underscore to my name when I get PMed.
Characters (Links!):
Amzar Starshade - Odyssey Of Greatness
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
Dallas Hullbreaker - Legacy of Iggwilv
Wdym?
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Married
Buried
you've been added now
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Married
Buried
might wanna edit this, seeing as Nothic has returned
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
True
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Why are you stuck in the closet in your location
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you.
If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
NOT a RICKROLL
Gandalf with a glock, Lord of hairballs, President of the Sadistic Cats, Your mum, David Blowie, Punksty paws, I eat humanoids
Nikkifemm?
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you.
If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
NOT a RICKROLL
Gandalf with a glock, Lord of hairballs, President of the Sadistic Cats, Your mum, David Blowie, Punksty paws, I eat humanoids
Nikki is now mostly on Discord, but occasionally in here. She’s Kirrat/Kirrasu
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun, In the sun
Married
Buried
Or nonki
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun, In the sun
Married
Buried
nah she left here for good.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Oh
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun, In the sun
Married
Buried
At least she’s on discord now
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun, In the sun
Married
Buried
It took me so long to it’s tripled the length of this page!
I also have the ability to manifest my thoughts in ways that cut people. I call this power words. -Tasha
I play 3.5E…sometimes.
Come swim over to the Bloody Barnacle! The Bloody Barnacle against the world!
They/them
My avatar is stuck in Archeon help would be ideal.
Silhouette of determination! Thanks drum!
I’m a God/Goddess of Kobolds if I was to attack you, It's unlikely I win sadly. ☹️ but anyway I’m locked in combat with Mordenkainen over his book Monsters of the Multiverse honestly any traveller could do that in a few centuries. I hope you can give me a treasured secret for a divine favour. BTW I may be weak now but I have divine resistance and resurrection as well as the entire race of kobolds bowing down to me hehehe. I advise you bow down sooner rather than later.
Some of my favourite followers include: Kobolds and Ash Yearwood.
You my know me by many names such as:
Ash Yearwood: A changeling bard
Thia Girie: My werecat who became a queen.
Isis the shadow slayer: A dwarf cleric life domain
Zure Malal: A kobold Artificer need I say more?
Loose : An elf Warlock who recently vanished
Be careful what you say about them though because they are under my protection. Hint hint…..
Also you may think my kobolds wouldn’t be a problem 1 is a pest a horde can sink the greatest ship to ever sail the waters.
I also have the ability to manifest my thoughts in ways that cut people. I call this power words. -Tasha
I play 3.5E…sometimes.
Come swim over to the Bloody Barnacle! The Bloody Barnacle against the world!
They/them
My avatar is stuck in Archeon help would be ideal.
Silhouette of determination! Thanks drum!
“I have not come to save you, this world is doomed. I have come to deliver a message. A message from our divine forefather, who sired this world and its many waning wonders. This land is a remnant of what it once was, blighted by the scorn of the gods. There is no hope here!”
-Xalius, messenger of the Beyonder.
Hi yall, I’m Raccoon_Master (formerly Spider-Trapper) also known as AllMightyLordOfDND (my other account). My friends call me Mo, Sam, or Raccoon (well, not my real life friends. They call me giraffe. on account I'm freakishly tall). if you need to know my pronouns, check my signature.
About me: I’m a queer actor & writer who has been playing DND for 7 years.
Likes: Raccoons, Psychology, Gatorade, Theater, British Accents, Zelda, The Owl House, Pickles, TTRPGs, Writing, Home-brewing, Being of service.
Dislikes: Popular people, country music, people who force their beliefs on others, people who slake off, math class. (man, most of my dislikes involve people)
Schedule: I am on twice a day, usually around 1 PM and/or 6 PM US eastern Time. feel free to PM me, I would love to talk about DND.
Current Characters
-Brormin “the Mountain” Gaerlordin, LVL 7 True Nuetral Male Goliath Juggernaut Barbarian who loves to drink from Tal’dorei (Call of the Netherdeep)
-Threlan, LVL 3 Nuetral Good Dark Elf Eloquence Bard from the South of Faerun (Rule of Change)
-Merithea "Thea" Oltineas, LVL 1 Chaotic Nuetral Female Human (yes, a normal human, not V human, I rolled odd on my stats, okay? stop giving me so much grief! I'M BEING DRAMATIC? YOU'RE THE ONE BEING DRAMATIC!) Scout Rogue & total Bad*ss from the Aseriian Empire (The Windward Isles)
-Emme of the Thousand Faces, LVL 10 Chaotic Good Nonbinary Changeling Creation Bard who seeks to restore the First World
And finally, come check out the anything but the OGL Forum: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/166611-anything-but-the-ogl-2-0-literally-anything?comment=1
Hi, I'm Raccoon_Master, a young genderfluid actor, writer, explorer, and bass vocalist. Pronouns They/Them/Theirs
My Characters: Brormin the Devout Crusher; Morgrom the Cunning Summoner; Thea the Rebellious Beauty;
Check out my EXTENDED SIGNATUR and don’t forget to join the Anything but the OGL 2.0 Thread!
"I don't make sense to you, and I don't make sense to myself. Maybe the only one I make sense to is God" ~ Me, trying to sound smart