Terry Pratchett is amazing. My homebrew world is also on the back of a giant flying space turtle and Death is a character in almost all of my campaigns. (though he takes the form of the Grim Sweeper, not the Grim Reaper.)
Appreciator of all things Weird, Wondrous, and/or Yummy
In the Autumn Country, days end quickly, the gloaming hours linger, and the midnights pile one upon the other till the air is thick and flows like twilight syrup.
Terry Pratchett is amazing. My homebrew world is also on the back of a giant flying space turtle and Death is a character in almost all of my campaigns. (though he takes the form of the Grim Sweeper, not the Grim Reaper.)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
Terry Pratchett is amazing. My homebrew world is also on the back of a giant flying space turtle and Death is a character in almost all of my campaigns. (though he takes the form of the Grim Sweeper, not the Grim Reaper.)
Niiiiceee
Yessss thank you! Y’all have good taste!
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Mx. Otter (They/them/theirs)
Terry Pratchett & Brian Jacques. Best authors of all time. Change my mind.
Enethia is running a library, Kalnor is with one of his friends(Likely Mithris), Mali is making an elixir, Asari is sad, Ink is dying in Kalnoia, Nox is dead, Zal is eating cheese fries, Tefeerinn is experiencing fuller life, Shardia is watching the safehouse, Mabij is prepping for a trial, Hrakor is running from prophesy, Viperitahk is locked in a strange battle, Void is watching, Redd is writing all of these, Irisria and Hendrick are ruling Eligas, Allistray is bad at her job kinda, Farrorr Cyndina and Aegris are living lives, Conim is being safe, Delirosa is in a crown, Shinek and Mraknae are murdering, Vernus and Dakota and Roffigirrte and Dri and Atucorc are bein a dog and bird and bird and dog and hyena, Seeker is planning, Carushi is examining a strange letter with a runic, Tabanvae is in the SANCTUM OF DOOOOOMMMMM, Larry is at a desk, Tikalae is getting messed with by a sword, Kai and 3_120 are having fish ice cream, Thialarne is looking for someone, Lucian is being a rebel, William is visiting towns dead, Risconia is writing a letter, Ziraan is giving a speech, Quinclot is sparring, Laocari is being a pokemon trainer, Alyxsani is releasing a call to all celestials AND I BETTER NOT HAVE MISSED ANYONE THIS TIME(PLS LMK IF I DID GRRRR)
Enethia is running a library, Kalnor is with one of his friends(Likely Mithris), Mali is making an elixir, Asari is sad, Ink is dying in Kalnoia, Nox is dead, Zal is eating cheese fries, Tefeerinn is experiencing fuller life, Shardia is watching the safehouse, Mabij is prepping for a trial, Hrakor is running from prophesy, Viperitahk is locked in a strange battle, Void is watching, Redd is writing all of these. See the EXTENSION for the rest
Enethia is running a library, Kalnor is with one of his friends(Likely Mithris), Mali is making an elixir, Asari is sad, Ink is dying in Kalnoia, Nox is dead, Zal is eating cheese fries, Tefeerinn is experiencing fuller life, Shardia is watching the safehouse, Mabij is prepping for a trial, Hrakor is running from prophesy, Viperitahk is locked in a strange battle, Void is watching, Redd is writing all of these, Irisria and Hendrick are ruling Eligas, Allistray is bad at her job kinda, Farrorr Cyndina and Aegris are living lives, Conim is being safe, Delirosa is in a crown, Shinek and Mraknae are murdering, Vernus and Dakota and Roffigirrte and Dri and Atucorc are bein a dog and bird and bird and dog and hyena, Seeker is planning, Carushi is examining a strange letter with a runic, Tabanvae is in the SANCTUM OF DOOOOOMMMMM, Larry is at a desk, Tikalae is getting messed with by a sword, Kai and 3_120 are having fish ice cream, Thialarne is looking for someone, Lucian is being a rebel AND I BETTER NOT HAVE MISSED ANYONE THIS TIME(PLS LMK IF I DID GRRRR)
Lots of blue
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"That is not dead which can eternal lie, / And with strange aeons even death may die."
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Copyrighted Monsters covered by Creative Commons: Beholder Slaadi Umber Hulk Mind Flayer Yuan-ti
Copyrighted Monsters not covered by Creative Commons: Gauth Carrion Crawler Displacer Beast Githyanki/Githzerai The Term Tanar’ri The Term Baatezu
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Tis’ ravens cry and calls from the pit, That echo through the hallowed grove, Telling tales of a world gone past, The world of Crixitove.
A world damned by the wrath of titans, A sanctum destroyed, The curse forgotten, Fallen into times void.
The giant spread forth, Seeding roots of reckoning, Sending flames to and fro, The call of death beckoning.
That day shall be remembered, The embers now clouding in droves, None shall forget, The world of Crixitove.
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The Ultimintos is a group of 11 powerful items: the Chestplate of The Rising Sun, the Chausses of the Four Winds, the Boots of the Eternal Space, The Sword of the Undying Flame, The Sword of Restless Frost, The Sword of Moon Corrupted, The Gauntlets of Everlasting Strength, and the three bombs of destruction. When wielded correctly, the Ultimintos’ can rip through the fabric of reality, summoning a being of unimaginable power. Each is forged of the metal Trylacs, enchanted by the mythic wizard Apokalypse.
"The proud heart feels not terror, nor turns to run, and it is his own courage that kills him.”
- The Illiad, Homer
YO!
My name is Cyno, and I’ve been playing DND for around 14 years now! I’ve seen the rise and fall of tavern empires, introduced countless characters, and met some of the most amazing people in my life here on this website. Desperately in love with my best friend, Redpelt, the light of my life. Enjoy your stay, and watch out for the hyenas!(they bite)
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:LINKS :
Linktree-Where you can find most of the important information about me
Tavernpedia-[creator: Me]-A collection of character entries from various players that make up the Legacy Tavern
We Give Taverns a Bad Name | Villain Tavern- [creator: Nikoli_Goodfellow]- A tavern that celebrates villainy and still cannot figure out for the life of them how to unclog a toilet
: ACTIVE CAMPAIGNS :
Utopia- [DM: Me]- A twist on the events of the Tales of Adventurers’ Tavern, set 50 years in the future.
: GOD STATS :
God: Kilashi of the Sun Domain: Fire Alignment: Chaotic Good Pantheon: Illios Rank: OverGod
Pantheon Members: Nedari [Redpelt], Xeem’fwel’che [ZeusTheGreat173], Lark [troutface], Four Mask [DrakenBrine], Ilheia [Christhesoulcastingmage] Size of Territory: Large Continent
Current Follower Count: Over 100,000
: CHARACTERS :
— THE LEGACY TAVERN —
Atemos Astley: Demon lord, comedic genius, allergic to cats, my longest running DND character (going on 2 years now)
Kite Thyramine: Oath of Devotion paladin, the sweetest most valiant knight I’ve ever played
Talen Hassinger: A commoner with the mind of a genius, really doesn’t like people and is a detective in training
Onexia (Onyx): Demigod of the Marsh, champion of the swamps and guardian of the wilds
Zaeshi (Zay): One of Atemos’s inner court, one of three flind siblings
Plant: The gnoll bartender of the Legacy Tavern. Known for the potted plant she wears on her head. Was a former campaign member and used to be in a band called the Rap Monstas.
Caiman of Avernus: An aggressive tiefling paladin, Oath of Vengeance. Lots of anger issues.
Patroclus: A champion of the gods, 20th level Oath of Ancients paladin, Swashbuckler rogue.
Theseus: Experienced mailman, employed by M&K INC.
Alexios Telamon: A rambunctious aspiring hero, grandson of Leonidas, level 2 fighter.
Ghost (Tox): A trained gunslinger mercenary, raised in the swamps. Homebrew race, kipling.
Kio Vashi: A kipling as well, talented inventor with questionable ethics.
Viokala’aelidas (Vio): A blind drow artificer with a talent for communicating to plants and creating lifelike creatures.
… And much more!
— THE HALL OF LOST SOULS —
Akhilles Pelidas: Hero of the Trojan War, killed in combat by Paris. Son of King Peleus and the sea nymph Thetis, known as the best of the greeks.
— CAMP HALF BLOOD —
Achilles Jason Boudreaux (AJ): A son of Hermes, known for his speed, skill with a spear, and cheerful demeanor.
Maya Kaliowki: A daughter of Apollo, loves bass guitar and birds.
— THE BAD NAME TAVERN —
Jeoffrey (Senu): A hyena employed at the tavern. A bit haughty but enjoys headpats and kicking out bad patrons.
Deimos: A former employee of Atemos and a former member of the House of Hades, Deimos quit his job after intense employee mistreatment and is currently applying to the Bureau of Devilish Contracts as a security guard.
— SITE 72 - SCP —
ARCHON SCP-1212: A wendigoan creature with an affinity for both murder and philosophy
Kai Miller: A nervous guard, new to the workforce with a habit of getting into trouble
: DETAILS ABOUT ME :
I love dogs, crocodiles, hyenas, lions, eagles, and most other animals, sunny skies, mythology, as well as my AMAZING friends that make me believe in a better tomorrow. I hate liars, people that think that discrimination is OK, Aggamemnon, bugs, and cold weather. You can find me reading a good book, drawing, birdwatching, or hanging out with my friends. Never will I ever play a wizard in a campaign. My brain is not large enough in the slightest. I am a proud paladin and ranger player. My highest IRL stats are Charisma and Dexterity. I love making people laugh and I’ve done martial arts for around 10 years now. My D&D species and class are a Protector Aasimar, Oath of Conquest Paladin, along with Swashbuckler Rogue because YARGH! My alignment is Chaotic Good. My best friends on this website are Chris, Yamana, Redpelt, and BTB. They’re some of the coolest people I know and are all insanely talented. My favorite things are emo music, veggie omelettes, cool art, the color red, the Iliad, Red Dead Redemption, drawinv, and being silly. I can speak English, a bit of Vietnamese, and am currently learning both modern and ancient Greek. My timezone is CST, Central Standard Time, and I am American. My ethnicity is Vietnamese!
Credit to Yamana_Eajii for the idea to do a details page structured like this! · · — Φ — · ·
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Nothing could change.. the way I feel... about you. Not in a myriad of myriad futures.
— δ ψινο • the croc master • hε/hιm δ — “sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ, ɪ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ, ɪɴ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴜs.” ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to • ☁️ℝ𝔼𝔻ℙ𝔼𝕃𝕋☁️ • As vast as the sun, stars, and the sky itself, so is my promise to you • Φ
0.0567 x 2 = ? upside down If my signature does not make sense ask Frank Herbert.
I will not last. Vapor. 2025 will be my last. Maybe. It could be this year. Or it might be many years to come. Still, my time is limited. However there is another here who is me. Dopple. Fetch dog, good boy. Find me, the actual me. Can't be too hard. But remember, knowledge not shared is knowledge unknown. I would like too know who discovers me.
Xqwqai yihha ku xgc axipwa, Xqwqai yihha vedm xgc axipwa
Catcm, Apmq xgc aemq ey xgc imjpcmx axemca imv xgc theev ey xgc tciax prtkca sekw temca
Kmxph xgc impriha wctchhcv, hpyc dia qeev em xgc yiwr
"Then the Tsarevna threw the net into the deep; fished the King's son up, took him home, and told her father the whole story."
Leonard A. Magnus, "The Tsarevich and Dyad'ka"
Howdy. It is I, the Summoning Dark, but you can just call me Dark. I am a regular participator and almost a winner of Competition of the Finest Brews and avid researcher of folklore, myths, legends, and lore as well as literature and biology.
Tell me a story that I haven't heard/give me the glory of the written word.
The Professor sighed listlessly. The old man doubted he would deliver the ugly tomatoes in time for his son.
"If you see something, no you didn't. If you hear something, no you didn't. If someone calls your name - don't look, run!" - Appalachian proverb
"One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other,
The deaf policeman heard the noise, came and shot the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too."
"Dethe thee Great Levyller Comes to Alle Menne"
"I am not altogether on anybody's side, because nobody is altogether on my side." -Treebeard
"If you trust in yourself... and believe in your dreams... and follow your star... you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy" -Terry Pratchett
"Run faithfully to the end and like all good men you will have died of having lived." -N. D. Wilson
"What can you do dragon, to erase the life and laughter I have already lived and laughed? What can you do to frighten one as foolish as me?" Cyrus Smith
"I saw Elvis in a potato chip once." - Fox Mulder
Tavern characters:
The Scrivener (Lord's Rest Inn)- A records keeper sent by the gods.
The Arms Dealer (Lord's Rest Inn)- A seedy fellow who deals in the illicit trade of severed limbs.
The Grim Sweeper (Lord's Rest Inn, Yonstore)- Death himself.
Ollister Critterquil (Yonstore) - A fancyful artist and naturalist.
The Gargoyle (Tavern Under Construction)- A stone architect.
Dr. Arthur Seymund (Adventurer's Legacy Tavern, Bureau of Demonic Contracts and Summoning, New Carcosa) - A guardian against all things supernatural and paranormal. The living prison for the plague.
Grack the Wellwyrm (Tavern Under Construction)- A knucker who lives in a well.
Pandemonium (Bad Name Tavern) - Lord of Madness and Chaos.
Hyas (Bureau of Demonic Contracts and Summoning) - Titan son of Atlas, sentenced to be crushed as a pillar under the Bureau for his crimes against Olympus.
Nornagest (The Drunken Dryad) - An ancient viking warrior with a story to tell.
Rasti and Storo (Adventurer's Legacy Tavern) - A tiefiling kid with a green thumb and his grey render.
Sylvester Quimlin (L.A. Modern Nights Tavern) - A juggling nerd
Bob B. Bumble (Universe Canvas)- The god of all things that start with B.
Ogrulla the dragon daughter (Yonstore, The Dancing Hut) - A hideous dragon-like monster
Dmitri, The King of Cutlery (Dancing Hut) - The King of the World and All that is in it.
Jimmy (Sleepover 2) - A rambunctious kid who grew up deep in Appalachia.
Jeremiah Davis (Cryptid Cabin) - A witch huntin' banjer player brung up in Appalachia who ain't a-feared o' no haints.
Jonah Whalebait (The Bloody Barnacle) - A shark hunting blood hunter who hunts the darkest beasts of the seas.
The Pelican (The Bloody Barnacle) - The King of the Pelicans and a psychopomp of the sea with a huge appetite.
The Kapre (Two Story Tavern) - A relaxed, chain smoking tree giant.
There are probably more that I have forgotten about.
I participate in The Cult of Mythology Nerds, The House of Hades, Anything but the OGL 2.0 thread, Competition of the Finest Brews, and a few more.
Appreciator of all things Weird, Wondrous, and/or Yummy
In the Autumn Country, days end quickly, the gloaming hours linger, and the midnights pile one upon the other till the air is thick and flows like twilight syrup.
Ciao avventuriero! My name is Lawrence! I am a Trans Male (FTM) and I go by He/Him/They/Them pronouns! I am currently a 3rd year college student majoring in Historical Art studies and a part-time middle school art teacher. I am a supporter of LBGTQIA+ and an activist for Trans Rights.
I fully enjoy analog horror, dream horror, and weird horror. A lot of my characters are based around each horror type one way or another if I'm being honest.
I make characters for D&D constantly, below I will provide a list of all of them. BEWARE, there are a TON.
I have a few universes that I have created. The Glass Plane, The town of River's End, and the Gold Desert. I have groups of people I have made like the Red Star Gang, the Gale Alliance, and the Iron Hawks. If you would like to know more about each, please don't be afraid to PM me! I enjoy talking about them.
-Characters-
Kelipso Andre Lilywhite- Trans (FTM) Tiefling Ranger (Hunter)
Allison Sparrow Vanderguard- Female High Elf Bard (College of Lore)
Lore Amelia Azain- Female Tiefling Druid (Circle of the Artic)
Jackson Zachery Foxx- Male Human Wizard (School of Abjuration)
Paemava Jadeblood- Earth Genasi Bard/Monk (College of Lore/Way of the Cobalt Soul)
The Brand- Male Humanoid-Devil Fighter/Rogue (Champion/Thief)
Garrath Oldlight Or'Dern- Male High Elf Rogue/Fighter (Assassin/Champion)
Anson Uriel Burrows- Male Lightfoot Halfling Rogue (Thief)
Yuri Morichine- Female Fey Queen Druid (Circle of Dreams)
Stroth Istebel Blackwood- Male Humanoid-Devil Warlock (The Devil)
Elise Jullie Moongrave- Female Human Fighter (Samurai)
Leo Henshin Olguard- Male Human Wizard (School of Divination)
Cicada- Agender God Bard (---)
Perse- Female Goddess Druid (---)
Edwin Aidonis Merrymarkle- Male Half-Elf Artificer (Alchemist)
2F- Agender Modron
Remor- Male Cat/Demon Cleric (Evil-Cleric)
Adder Michael Blackguard- Male Tiefling Fighter/Rogue (Champion/Thief)
Pascal- Male Warforge Fighter/Monk (Champion/Way of Shadows)
Will- Male Warforge Fighter (Gunslinger)
Drago Itso'kan- Male Verdan Monk (Way of the Open Hand)
Bee Falin- Female Human Wizard (School of Evocation)
Cybil Aldrin- Female Deep Gnome Druid (Circle of Underdark)
Buddy Scriven-wood- Male Strongheart Halfling Cleric (Life Domain)
Elladobe Braixen- Female Human Paladin (Oath of Devotion)
Kendel Orshivja- Male Drow Wizard/Rogue (War Mage/Assassin)
Professor Logan-5- Male Warforge Wizard (School of Abjuration)
Penelope Jones- Female Symbiote Wizard (School of Evocation)
Harbor Bird- Male Tabaxi Artificer/Bard (Alchemist/College of Lore)
Roman Fleck- Male Vampire Cleric (Grave Domain)
Shao-Lin- Male Human Druid/Monk (Circle of The Shepard/Way of the Open hand)
Victor Storm- Male Half-Elf Wizard (School of Conjuration)
"Jay-Bird"- Male Lightfoot Halfling Rogue/Wizard (Thief/School of Divination)
Miranda Highsun- Female Human/Lycan Bloodhunter (Order of Lycan)
"How do you write like your running out of time?! Write day and night like your running out of time! Everyday you fight like your running out of time!!"
"How do you do write like tomorrow wont arrive?! How do you write like you need it to survive?! How do you write every second your alive?!"
I’m Redpelt. I’m pretty quiet most of the time, till I get comfortable. I’m told I’m like a bug; hard exterior, but soft and squishy on the inside :D.
Please don’t think about that too much.
Hopefully you can get to know me before I sarcasm or blunt honesty you out of liking me. I do it to everyone at first, it’s nothing personal. (I’ve found I’m much nice online though, so you might be in luck).
Crowns of Gold | Theros Campaign- [DM: cynophobia_] -Brontes Mogisthenes, (Leonin; Barbarian/Circle of the Moon )
: GOD STATS :
God: Nedari, the Thrice-Born Domain: Trickery Alignment: True Neutral Pantheon: Illios Rank: Minor God
Pantheon Members: Kilashi [cynophobia_], Xeem’fwel’che [ZeusTheGreat173], Lark [troutface], Four Mask [DrakenBrine] Size of Territory: approx three hundred yards in radius
Current Follower Count: 320
: CHARACTERS :
Obadiah Joranta - tiefling ex-warlock of Mephistopheles and possession victim, Baron of the Joranta family, blacksmith and gunman. Allergic to confetti.
Yorac - A lieutenant in a morally compromised private army. Participated in a genocide against all non-good extraplanar in his home world. Pansexual, alcoholic disaster.
Forlorn - A fallen angel from a godless world. Acted as an enforcer for the will of a cabal of fellow angels, and fell after a moral crisis.
Cavort - a tiefling assassin, utterly without morals or sense of humour. Specialises in long-distance sniping. Never makes a bet they can’t win.
Tear - a half-elf monk, quite possibly the fastest man in his home world. Practised with a masquerade tattoo to such an extent they can use it like a chameleon.
Chant - a tiefling wizard, working as a doctor for the wealthy. Abjurer with a penchant for the finer things in life.
Luke Rilynt’tar - a drow bladesinger, who escaped the fall of Ched Nasad with his brother. Driven insane by a demon lord.
Crest Rilynt’tar - Luke’s brother. Bard skilled in the creation of powerful mind-altering chemicals. Dresses much snappier than his brother, to hear him tell it.
Some more I’ve forgotten and will add at some point.
: DETAILS ABOUT ME :
I love reading, D&D, and hiking. I’m also a big fan of working out at my MMA club and having a good scrap between friends :) I hate psychotic cats. Like mine. People who argue for no good reason. Liars. You can find me writing character concepts, making D&D builds, reading or writing stories, and hanging out on DDB Never will I ever rue the day I started D&D. I am a proud minmaxer, and will use a fighter/ranger/rogue with guns if I want to. My highest IRL stats are Dexterity and Intelligence - with my dump stat being wisdom. While I may be dense sometimes, I’m told I’m pretty smart, and I’ve got a solid grounding in martial arts. My D&D species and class are Eladrin, Mastermind Rogue, plus Hexblade Warlock because it’s freakin’ awesome. My alignment is True Neutral, veering between Chaotic Good on good days and Neutral Evil on bad days. The MTG alignment system is better though - credit to Chris for pointing that out to me. My best friends on this website are Steph, Cyno, Yamana, Chris and Calo. At the risk of sounding sappy, they are all super awesome. Don’t let them tell you any different. My favorite things are music - rock, rap, electronica, indie, you name it. Just not Kanye West or Miley Cyrus. I love duck in plum sauce (don’t ask) and there’s no better feeling than a good workout. I’m a big fan of the Grishaverse books, along with John Steinbeck, and the book I read most recently is Happy City, by Charles Montgomery. You should read it. I can speak English, Cockney Rhyming Slang, and… nothing else. I should learn a language, it looks great on CVs. My timezone is British Summer Time and I live in the UK. My ethnicity is British Irish. Not Northern Irish, real Irish.
Credit to Yamana_Eajii for the idea to do a details page structured like this! And to cynophobia_ for letting me copy paste this formatting :P · · — Φ — · ·
“Rest, weary traveller - ‘afore long, we will be driven by the faltering light into despair, though our own may flicker yet.“ - someone, I think. It’s a cool quote, OK.
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I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Miley Cyrus music should be outlawed by the Geneva Convention.
“Do you know what they call a Drummer’s Stool? A Throne. And you ask why I’m King?”
-Drummer, Slayer of Dragons
Hello! I’m Drummer, an active member of the Forums. I’m your average friendly D&D enjoyer who also happens to be an evil DM and a Slayer of Dragons. I like to think I do my best to contribute to this place, but I’m way too English for my own good, and the majority of my posts are just “Hi, how are you?”
#Pleasantriesand20’s
Lots of love, we’re all equal, nationalities don't matter, unless you dropped the tea in the ocean :)
If you're wondering: "Drummer, why did you change your profile so much?" I have some details here
Thanks for reading!
"Shadow, the light, they can both blind, got different names, if it's too dark, if it's too bright, it can still burn you with different flames
And I don't owe them an iota, tell my mama I'ma die sober, yeah, I might be bipolar, I should write an album out in Wyoming, low bottom, I'm a high roller, go full throttle, got no chauffeur, got two voices on both shoulders, but I keep swinging 'til the fight's over"
I'm an Aspiring Musician, RPG fan, and graphic designer.
I enjoy listening to Thrash; playing D&D, Warhammer 40k, and Guitar (Electric, not Acoustic); and designing album covers and logos. Oh, and I'm also a transgender Chaos God.
Here's a couple of quotes from songs that I like:
"Dealing out the agony within Charging hard and no one's gonna give in Living on your knees, conformity Or dying on your feet for honesty Inbred, our bodies work as one Bloody, but never cry submission Following our instinct not a trend Go against the grain until the end
Blood will follow blood Dying time is here Damage Incorporated"
-Metallica (Damage, Inc.)
"Nothing is holy for the clouded eye The tremors, the thunder, the lights go out With all the lies, the ultimate consequence We all know what's the end of this route As the light passes, we watch the world corrode Vampires in daylight, the condemned are here to stay"
- In Flames (Foregone Pt. 2)
"Though the moon outruns the sun She reflects her light Tell me everything you need to kill the numb And find the strength to become A storm that never loses speed When it's said and done You become the wolf you feed"
- Nita Strauss ft. Alissa White-Gluz of Arch Enemy (The Wolf You Feed)
Welcome to the apocalypse The end of days Rulers of the wasteland Rejoice in the flames Futures tumble Legacies crumble Thousands of years And what have we learned?
- Arch Enemy (Sunset Over The Empire)
We begin the hunt tonight Til the power courses the creatures take flight When the kill is close and I will be satisfied For the smell of fear tonight Wakes an ancient lust that will not be denied You're mine
For the animals soul is mine We will be completed right before your eyes I have no control this time And now we both shall dine in Hell tonight
Terry Pratchett is amazing. My homebrew world is also on the back of a giant flying space turtle and Death is a character in almost all of my campaigns. (though he takes the form of the Grim Sweeper, not the Grim Reaper.)
Niiiiceee
Extended Sig (Now updated!)
(He/Him)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
Yessss thank you! Y’all have good taste!
Mx. Otter (They/them/theirs)
Terry Pratchett & Brian Jacques. Best authors of all time. Change my mind.
Extended Signiture
Enethia is running a library, Kalnor is with one of his friends(Likely Mithris), Mali is making an elixir, Asari is sad, Ink is dying in Kalnoia, Nox is dead, Zal is eating cheese fries, Tefeerinn is experiencing fuller life, Shardia is watching the safehouse, Mabij is prepping for a trial, Hrakor is running from prophesy, Viperitahk is locked in a strange battle, Void is watching, Redd is writing all of these, Irisria and Hendrick are ruling Eligas, Allistray is bad at her job kinda, Farrorr Cyndina and Aegris are living lives, Conim is being safe, Delirosa is in a crown, Shinek and Mraknae are murdering, Vernus and Dakota and Roffigirrte and Dri and Atucorc are bein a dog and bird and bird and dog and hyena, Seeker is planning, Carushi is examining a strange letter with a runic, Tabanvae is in the SANCTUM OF DOOOOOMMMMM, Larry is at a desk, Tikalae is getting messed with by a sword, Kai and 3_120 are having fish ice cream, Thialarne is looking for someone, Lucian is being a rebel, William is
visiting townsdead, Risconia is writing a letter, Ziraan is giving a speech, Quinclot is sparring, Laocari is being a pokemon trainer, Alyxsani is releasing a call to all celestials AND I BETTER NOT HAVE MISSED ANYONE THIS TIME(PLS LMK IF I DID GRRRR)Enethia is running a library, Kalnor is with one of his friends(Likely Mithris), Mali is making an elixir, Asari is sad, Ink is dying in Kalnoia, Nox is dead, Zal is eating cheese fries, Tefeerinn is experiencing fuller life, Shardia is watching the safehouse, Mabij is prepping for a trial, Hrakor is running from prophesy, Viperitahk is locked in a strange battle, Void is watching, Redd is writing all of these. See the EXTENSION for the rest
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I cant seem to find if I've done this before, so here's mine:
Supreme Cat-lover Of The First Grade
I AM A CAT PERSON. /\___________/\
(=^.^=)
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What's Your Favorite Nooooooooooooose???!?
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"That is not dead which can eternal lie, / And with strange aeons even death may die."
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Copyrighted Monsters covered by Creative Commons:
Beholder
Slaadi
Umber Hulk
Mind Flayer
Yuan-ti
Copyrighted Monsters not covered by Creative Commons:
Gauth
Carrion Crawler
Displacer Beast
Githyanki/Githzerai
The Term Tanar’ri
The Term Baatezu
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Tis’ ravens cry and calls from the pit,
That echo through the hallowed grove,
Telling tales of a world gone past,
The world of Crixitove.
A world damned by the wrath of titans,
A sanctum destroyed,
The curse forgotten,
Fallen into times void.
The giant spread forth,
Seeding roots of reckoning,
Sending flames to and fro,
The call of death beckoning.
That day shall be remembered,
The embers now clouding in droves,
None shall forget,
The world of Crixitove.
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The Ultimintos is a group of 11 powerful items: the Chestplate of The Rising Sun, the Chausses of the Four Winds, the Boots of the Eternal Space, The Sword of the Undying Flame, The Sword of Restless Frost, The Sword of Moon Corrupted, The Gauntlets of Everlasting Strength, and the three bombs of destruction. When wielded correctly, the Ultimintos’ can rip through the fabric of reality, summoning a being of unimaginable power. Each is forged of the metal Trylacs, enchanted by the mythic wizard Apokalypse.
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The 12 Worlds of the R Mythos:
Drairekuin
Vinia
Decotera
Ladoliv
Crixitov
Idunor
Ignis
Rotho
The Inky Triangle
Lortfh
Chloronva
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https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3t3Vyf9yB9m9RsUFUH72GC?si=bab8c88a3187438e
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“Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.” - Pablo Picasso
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Favorite Public Domain Characters:
Dracula
Frankensteins Monster
Mr. Crime
The Eye
Master Mystic
Skeleton Key
Supreme Cat-lover Of The First Grade
I AM A CAT PERSON. /\_____/\
She/her pronouns please. (=^.^=)
Not a Rickroll
"What is better: to be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?” ~~ Paarthurnax
"Since writing on toilet walls is done neither for critical acclaim, nor financial rewards, it is the purest form of art." ~~ Anon.
"why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food" ~~ Jim Davis
"The eye patch is a constant reminder that others don’t see the world the same way we do. Not yet, at least." ~~ Bobby Henderson
"It's intoxicating when you realize the only thing separating you from what you wanted was a thin pane of glass." ~~ Edgin Darvis
"What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?" "Po-tay-toes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew." ~~ Gollum and Samwise Gamgee
"Give it to us raw and w-r-r-riggling." ~~ Gollum
Upon the hearth the fire is red,
Beneath the roof there is a bed;
But not yet weary are our feet,
Still round the corner we may meet
A sudden tree or standing stone
That none have seen but we alone.
Tree and flower and leaf and grass,
Let them pass! Let them pass!
Hill and water under sky,
Pass them by! Pass them by!
Still round the corner there may wait
A new road or a secret gate,
And though we pass them by today,
Tomorrow we may come this way
And take the hidden paths that run
Towards the Moon or to the Sun.
Apple, thorn, and nut and sloe,
Let them go! Let them go!
Sand and stone and pool and dell,
Fare you well! Fare you well!
Home is behind, the world ahead,
and there are many paths to tread
Through shadows to the edge of night,
Until the stars are all alight.
Then world behind and home ahead,
We'll wander back to home and bed.
Mist and twilight, cloud and shade,
Away shall fade! Away shall fade!
Fire and lamp, and meat and bread,
And then to bed! And then to bed!
~~LotR: FotR (to the BBC's 80's radio melody)
Cults I'm in:
Jim Pickens
New Polynomers City
Meme Cult
Favorites:
animal: Scottish Wildcat
color: around 4cffac
movie: MPatHC
I like playing Tabaxis and my favorite classes are Druids/Rangers/Thieves
(I'm thinking of playing a half Drow/half Human Sorcerer for a future campaign)
Greatest Accomplishments:
Seducing your mom and killing Gruumish (God of destruction) Click here for coolness
Remember: DON'T EVER BREAK THE CHAIN
Visit my extended profile --> here <--
Hehe uwu
κυνοφοβία
YO!
My name is Cyno, and I’ve been playing DND for around 14 years now! I’ve seen the rise and fall of tavern empires, introduced countless characters, and met some of the most amazing people in my life here on this website. Desperately in love with my best friend, Redpelt, the light of my life. Enjoy your stay, and watch out for the hyenas! (they bite)
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: LINKS :
Linktree- Where you can find most of the important information about me
Tavernpedia- [creator: Me]- A collection of character entries from various players that make up the Legacy Tavern
We Give Taverns a Bad Name | Villain Tavern- [creator: Nikoli_Goodfellow]- A tavern that celebrates villainy and still cannot figure out for the life of them how to unclog a toilet
: ACTIVE CAMPAIGNS :
Utopia- [DM: Me]- A twist on the events of the Tales of Adventurers’ Tavern, set 50 years in the future.
: GOD STATS :
God: Kilashi of the Sun
Domain: Fire
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Pantheon: Illios
Rank: OverGod
Pantheon Members: Nedari [Redpelt], Xeem’fwel’che [ZeusTheGreat173], Lark [troutface], Four Mask [DrakenBrine], Ilheia [Christhesoulcastingmage]
Size of Territory: Large Continent
Current Follower Count: Over 100,000
: CHARACTERS :
— THE LEGACY TAVERN —
Atemos Astley: Demon lord, comedic genius, allergic to cats, my longest running DND character (going on 2 years now)
Kite Thyramine: Oath of Devotion paladin, the sweetest most valiant knight I’ve ever played
Talen Hassinger: A commoner with the mind of a genius, really doesn’t like people and is a detective in training
Onexia (Onyx): Demigod of the Marsh, champion of the swamps and guardian of the wilds
Zaeshi (Zay): One of Atemos’s inner court, one of three flind siblings
Plant: The gnoll bartender of the Legacy Tavern. Known for the potted plant she wears on her head. Was a former campaign member and used to be in a band called the Rap Monstas.
Caiman of Avernus: An aggressive tiefling paladin, Oath of Vengeance. Lots of anger issues.
Patroclus: A champion of the gods, 20th level Oath of Ancients paladin, Swashbuckler rogue.
Theseus: Experienced mailman, employed by M&K INC.
Alexios Telamon: A rambunctious aspiring hero, grandson of Leonidas, level 2 fighter.
Ghost (Tox): A trained gunslinger mercenary, raised in the swamps. Homebrew race, kipling.
Kio Vashi: A kipling as well, talented inventor with questionable ethics.
Viokala’aelidas (Vio): A blind drow artificer with a talent for communicating to plants and creating lifelike creatures.
… And much more!
— THE HALL OF LOST SOULS —
Akhilles Pelidas: Hero of the Trojan War, killed in combat by Paris. Son of King Peleus and the sea nymph Thetis, known as the best of the greeks.
— CAMP HALF BLOOD —
Achilles Jason Boudreaux (AJ): A son of Hermes, known for his speed, skill with a spear, and cheerful demeanor.
Maya Kaliowki: A daughter of Apollo, loves bass guitar and birds.
— THE BAD NAME TAVERN —
Jeoffrey (Senu): A hyena employed at the tavern. A bit haughty but enjoys headpats and kicking out bad patrons.
Deimos: A former employee of Atemos and a former member of the House of Hades, Deimos quit his job after intense employee mistreatment and is currently applying to the Bureau of Devilish Contracts as a security guard.
— SITE 72 - SCP —
ARCHON SCP-1212: A wendigoan creature with an affinity for both murder and philosophy
Kai Miller: A nervous guard, new to the workforce with a habit of getting into trouble
: DETAILS ABOUT ME :
I love dogs, crocodiles, hyenas, lions, eagles, and most other animals, sunny skies, mythology, as well as my AMAZING friends that make me believe in a better tomorrow.
I hate liars, people that think that discrimination is OK, Aggamemnon, bugs, and cold weather.
You can find me reading a good book, drawing, birdwatching, or hanging out with my friends.
Never will I ever play a wizard in a campaign. My brain is not large enough in the slightest.
I am a proud paladin and ranger player.
My highest IRL stats are Charisma and Dexterity. I love making people laugh and I’ve done martial arts for around 10 years now.
My D&D species and class are a Protector Aasimar, Oath of Conquest Paladin, along with Swashbuckler Rogue because YARGH!
My alignment is Chaotic Good.
My best friends on this website are Chris, Yamana, Redpelt, and BTB. They’re some of the coolest people I know and are all insanely talented.
My favorite things are emo music, veggie omelettes, cool art, the color red, the Iliad, Red Dead Redemption, drawinv, and being silly.
I can speak English, a bit of Vietnamese, and am currently learning both modern and ancient Greek.
My timezone is CST, Central Standard Time, and I am American.
My ethnicity is Vietnamese!
Credit to Yamana_Eajii for the idea to do a details page structured like this!
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“sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ, ɪ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ, ɪɴ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴜs.”
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Φ • happily married to • ☁️ℝ𝔼𝔻ℙ𝔼𝕃𝕋☁️ • As vast as the sun, stars, and the sky itself, so is my promise to you • Φ
0.0567 x 2 = ? upside down If my signature does not make sense ask Frank Herbert.
I will not last. Vapor. 2025 will be my last. Maybe. It could be this year. Or it might be many years to come. Still, my time is limited. However there is another here who is me. Dopple. Fetch dog, good boy. Find me, the actual me. Can't be too hard. But remember, knowledge not shared is knowledge unknown. I would like too know who discovers me.
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Ristc Vcixg agekhv tc jiupxihpfcv. Py ae, Hpyc agekhv tc jiupxihpfcv xee
Mcocw gia xgc dewhv cocw tccm xgpa ehv, aisa P.
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Iwc sek me dgcwc, ew iwc sek med gcwc, hpiw
Bmed dgcwc sek dphh tc qepmq!
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Extended signature here
The Summoning Dark
Howdy. It is I, the Summoning Dark, but you can just call me Dark. I am a regular participator and almost a winner of Competition of the Finest Brews and avid researcher of folklore, myths, legends, and lore as well as literature and biology.
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Tell me a story that I haven't heard/give me the glory of the written word.
The Professor sighed listlessly. The old man doubted he would deliver the ugly tomatoes in time for his son.
Tavern characters:
There are probably more that I have forgotten about.
I participate in The Cult of Mythology Nerds, The House of Hades, Anything but the OGL 2.0 thread, Competition of the Finest Brews, and a few more.
Yes
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
-Characters-
Kelipso Andre Lilywhite- Trans (FTM) Tiefling Ranger (Hunter)
Allison Sparrow Vanderguard- Female High Elf Bard (College of Lore)
Lore Amelia Azain- Female Tiefling Druid (Circle of the Artic)
Jackson Zachery Foxx- Male Human Wizard (School of Abjuration)
Paemava Jadeblood- Earth Genasi Bard/Monk (College of Lore/Way of the Cobalt Soul)
The Brand- Male Humanoid-Devil Fighter/Rogue (Champion/Thief)
Garrath Oldlight Or'Dern- Male High Elf Rogue/Fighter (Assassin/Champion)
Anson Uriel Burrows- Male Lightfoot Halfling Rogue (Thief)
Yuri Morichine- Female Fey Queen Druid (Circle of Dreams)
Stroth Istebel Blackwood- Male Humanoid-Devil Warlock (The Devil)
Elise Jullie Moongrave- Female Human Fighter (Samurai)
Leo Henshin Olguard- Male Human Wizard (School of Divination)
Cicada- Agender God Bard (---)
Perse- Female Goddess Druid (---)
Edwin Aidonis Merrymarkle- Male Half-Elf Artificer (Alchemist)
2F- Agender Modron
Remor- Male Cat/Demon Cleric (Evil-Cleric)
Adder Michael Blackguard- Male Tiefling Fighter/Rogue (Champion/Thief)
Pascal- Male Warforge Fighter/Monk (Champion/Way of Shadows)
Will- Male Warforge Fighter (Gunslinger)
Drago Itso'kan- Male Verdan Monk (Way of the Open Hand)
Bee Falin- Female Human Wizard (School of Evocation)
Cybil Aldrin- Female Deep Gnome Druid (Circle of Underdark)
Buddy Scriven-wood- Male Strongheart Halfling Cleric (Life Domain)
Elladobe Braixen- Female Human Paladin (Oath of Devotion)
Kendel Orshivja- Male Drow Wizard/Rogue (War Mage/Assassin)
Professor Logan-5- Male Warforge Wizard (School of Abjuration)
Penelope Jones- Female Symbiote Wizard (School of Evocation)
Harbor Bird- Male Tabaxi Artificer/Bard (Alchemist/College of Lore)
Roman Fleck- Male Vampire Cleric (Grave Domain)
Shao-Lin- Male Human Druid/Monk (Circle of The Shepard/Way of the Open hand)
Victor Storm- Male Half-Elf Wizard (School of Conjuration)
"Jay-Bird"- Male Lightfoot Halfling Rogue/Wizard (Thief/School of Divination)
Miranda Highsun- Female Human/Lycan Bloodhunter (Order of Lycan)
Jericho Fenrich/Arcy Dunkin- Human/Demon Possessed Warlock (Devil Pact)
Iance- Aarockra Monk (Way of the Open Hand)
[ Discord: #houseofash4056 | PlayStation: RoseGardenTea | Instagram: undertonetrash | Youtube: Area 23 | Steam: RoseGardenTea. ]
Alan Wake 2 answers the question of “What is art” by saying “Art is whatever the big evil lake likes”.
WHAGWAN, MANDEM :)
I’m Redpelt. I’m pretty quiet most of the time, till I get comfortable. I’m told I’m like a bug; hard exterior, but soft and squishy on the inside :D.
Please don’t think about that too much.
Hopefully you can get to know me before I sarcasm or blunt honesty you out of liking me. I do it to everyone at first, it’s nothing personal. (I’ve found I’m much nice online though, so you might be in luck).
[I might put a picture in here at some point]
: LINKS :
None so far.
: ACTIVE CAMPAIGNS :
Rainy Day Blues- [DM: Stephanie252] - Connacht Pennamire, (Eladrin; Hexblade/Fey Wanderer)
Crowns of Gold | Theros Campaign- [DM: cynophobia_] - Brontes Mogisthenes, (Leonin; Barbarian/Circle of the Moon )
: GOD STATS :
God: Nedari, the Thrice-Born
Domain: Trickery
Alignment: True Neutral
Pantheon: Illios
Rank: Minor God
Pantheon Members: Kilashi [cynophobia_], Xeem’fwel’che [ZeusTheGreat173], Lark [troutface], Four Mask [DrakenBrine]
Size of Territory: approx three hundred yards in radius
Current Follower Count: 320
: CHARACTERS :
Obadiah Joranta - tiefling ex-warlock of Mephistopheles and possession victim, Baron of the Joranta family, blacksmith and gunman. Allergic to confetti.
Yorac - A lieutenant in a morally compromised private army. Participated in a genocide against all non-good extraplanar in his home world. Pansexual, alcoholic disaster.
Forlorn - A fallen angel from a godless world. Acted as an enforcer for the will of a cabal of fellow angels, and fell after a moral crisis.
Cavort - a tiefling assassin, utterly without morals or sense of humour. Specialises in long-distance sniping. Never makes a bet they can’t win.
Tear - a half-elf monk, quite possibly the fastest man in his home world. Practised with a masquerade tattoo to such an extent they can use it like a chameleon.
Chant - a tiefling wizard, working as a doctor for the wealthy. Abjurer with a penchant for the finer things in life.
Luke Rilynt’tar - a drow bladesinger, who escaped the fall of Ched Nasad with his brother. Driven insane by a demon lord.
Crest Rilynt’tar - Luke’s brother. Bard skilled in the creation of powerful mind-altering chemicals. Dresses much snappier than his brother, to hear him tell it.
Some more I’ve forgotten and will add at some point.
: DETAILS ABOUT ME :
I love reading, D&D, and hiking. I’m also a big fan of working out at my MMA club and having a good scrap between friends :)
I hate psychotic cats. Like mine. People who argue for no good reason. Liars.
You can find me writing character concepts, making D&D builds, reading or writing stories, and hanging out on DDB
Never will I ever rue the day I started D&D.
I am a proud minmaxer, and will use a fighter/ranger/rogue with guns if I want to.
My highest IRL stats are Dexterity and Intelligence - with my dump stat being wisdom. While I may be dense sometimes, I’m told I’m pretty smart, and I’ve got a solid grounding in martial arts.
My D&D species and class are Eladrin, Mastermind Rogue, plus Hexblade Warlock because it’s freakin’ awesome.
My alignment is True Neutral, veering between Chaotic Good on good days and Neutral Evil on bad days. The MTG alignment system is better though - credit to Chris for pointing that out to me.
My best friends on this website are Steph, Cyno, Yamana, Chris and Calo. At the risk of sounding sappy, they are all super awesome. Don’t let them tell you any different.
My favorite things are music - rock, rap, electronica, indie, you name it. Just not Kanye West or Miley Cyrus. I love duck in plum sauce (don’t ask) and there’s no better feeling than a good workout. I’m a big fan of the Grishaverse books, along with John Steinbeck, and the book I read most recently is Happy City, by Charles Montgomery. You should read it.
I can speak English, Cockney Rhyming Slang, and… nothing else. I should learn a language, it looks great on CVs.
My timezone is British Summer Time and I live in the UK.
My ethnicity is British Irish. Not Northern Irish, real Irish.
Credit to Yamana_Eajii for the idea to do a details page structured like this!
And to cynophobia_ for letting me copy paste this formatting :P
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I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Miley Cyrus music should be outlawed by the Geneva Convention.
Hello! I’m Drummer, an active member of the Forums. I’m your average friendly D&D enjoyer who also happens to be an evil DM and a Slayer of Dragons. I like to think I do my best to contribute to this place, but I’m way too English for my own good, and the majority of my posts are just “Hi, how are you?”
#Pleasantriesand20’s
Lots of love, we’re all equal, nationalities don't matter, unless you dropped the tea in the ocean :)
King of the Dragon Slayers Club. Down with all (evil) Dragons!
King of the Spider Guild. May we cast our web across the realms!
DM for 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕪𝕃𝕠𝕔𝕜
Forum best friends: Yondor_The_Fantastic + Basically everyone else nowadays. Why are there so many awesome people??!
My first and favorite Tavern (May it rest in peace):✨The Twinkling Stars Tavern✨
Favorite character (Out of the Forums): Luca
Favorite character (within the Forums): Oslo
Character I use for any King-y stuff: King Dragon slayer
One of my old best friends who I miss a lot: Nothic2SeeHere
Characters I play in Taverns:
Legacy Tavern (PM):
Orlando, the chocolate wizard
Holly, the sassy Christmas elf (Yep, created at Christmas, and she's still going)
Archie, the nervous Goliath spirit
Bad name Tavern:
Ghost, the half spirit
Jarvis, the lonely hunter
YonStore:
Oslo, the yellow raincoat boy (Maybe)
Latin, the bard shot by cupid
Lords Rest:
Twisp, the white rabbit
James, the drunk soldier
2 Story Tavern:
Juliet, the talkative waitress
Carl, the business-driven chef
Marcus, the daring Bartender
Jas, the sassy tiefling bard
Steve, the Human Professional
The Internet Wave Tavern:
Duolingo, The menace of a language bot
Spotify, the musical teenager with a ton of good vibes
Leela, the World Class Chessbot and professional teenage girl
My home on the Forums (And a place to find me if you think I'm worth your time): Last comment wins
Get your own custom title here
If you're wondering: "Drummer, why did you change your profile so much?" I have some details here
Thanks for reading!
Back for the sleepover!!!
Hello! I am koboldnerd, king of kobolds!
i will work on this extended signature later
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I’m back from my break from DDB, yipppeee!
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I'm an Aspiring Musician, RPG fan, and graphic designer.
I enjoy listening to Thrash; playing D&D, Warhammer 40k, and Guitar (Electric, not Acoustic); and designing album covers and logos. Oh, and I'm also a transgender Chaos God.
Here's a couple of quotes from songs that I like:
"Dealing out the agony within
Charging hard and no one's gonna give in
Living on your knees, conformity
Or dying on your feet for honesty
Inbred, our bodies work as one
Bloody, but never cry submission
Following our instinct not a trend
Go against the grain until the end
Blood will follow blood
Dying time is here
Damage Incorporated"
-Metallica (Damage, Inc.)
The tremors, the thunder, the lights go out
With all the lies, the ultimate consequence
We all know what's the end of this route
As the light passes, we watch the world corrode
Vampires in daylight, the condemned are here to stay"
She reflects her light
Tell me everything you need to kill the numb
And find the strength to become
A storm that never loses speed
When it's said and done
You become the wolf you feed"
The end of days
Rulers of the wasteland
Rejoice in the flames
Futures tumble
Legacies crumble
Thousands of years
And what have we learned?
Til the power courses the creatures take flight
When the kill is close and I will be satisfied
For the smell of fear tonight
Wakes an ancient lust that will not be denied
You're mine
We will be completed right before your eyes
I have no control this time
And now we both shall dine in Hell tonight
Watch this to find out why Warhammer 40k is my favorite game.
Lemme leave you with some kind words:
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It's time I made one of these.
I AM THE MEAPLORD
I am known for my Pokemon filled brain and comedy.
You liek mudkipz?
No?
Sad
:,[
Now I am typing over here
Now over here
wow
!!!!
This is crazy
You thought I'd switch back over didntcha?
Here are some quotes. By other people not me.
"I'd like to live like a poor man --- only with lots of money"
-Pablo Picasso
"Behind every great man, is a woman rolling her eyes."
-Jim Carrey
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
-Albert Einstein
"Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
-Charles M. Shulz
"It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day. "
-Darby Conley
"Curse you Perry the Platypus"
-Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
"Meap"
-Meap
Some games I like to play:
Super Smash Bros Ultimate
Pokemon, (Shield, Legends Arceus, Shining Pearl, LeafGreen, Sapphire, Go)
Fortnite
Among Us
Goldeneye
Anything I want.
Go touch grass.
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
I have a youtube just type 'meaplord' im the first thing
Hey! Where's Perry?
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
idk but he'll be back in april with 2 more seasons
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
I have a youtube just type 'meaplord' im the first thing