The Mimic puts up quite the fight, but it is no match for Kirby, the Devourer of Gods. As the Mimic is absorbed by Kirby, the pink puffball gains two extra eyes on each side of his face, as well as sharp teeth and a long, slimy tongue. The game has become Feed the Unholy Eldritch Abomination.
I feed the Unholy Eldritch Abomination (or UEA for short) a compass that seems to point everywhere but north.
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I like Zelda, Kirby, and a variety of other Nintendo games, and I greatly enjoy playing chaos gremlins in campaigns!
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
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The UEA learns what true friendship is, through the seemingly innocent tales of Joe and his gang. It decides to keep @Pug_With_Big_Weapons as a companion and now demands twice as much food for both of them.
Upon consumption, the magic beans grow into towering beanstalks. As the UEA's stomach is an infinite void, it is fine, but unfortunately, Pug is not. The stalk bursts out of their chest cavity, causing them immense pain. They pass out, and die hours later.
I feed Pug's withered corpse to the UEA.
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Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I like Zelda, Kirby, and a variety of other Nintendo games, and I greatly enjoy playing chaos gremlins in campaigns!
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
UEA, being actually Kirby, can only have one power-up at a time. It spits out the Mimic and devours Pug's corpse, assuming humanoid-like features with pink skin and holding two Big Weapons in its arms.
Al. So. P. M. Me. The. Word. Av. O. Cad. O🥑. If. You. Do. Not. Like. Be. Ing. Im. Pal. Ed..
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It spits out a fancy light-up gamer keyboard, complete with speakers.
I feed the mimic a french fry. Only one, though. I want to eat the rest.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects. (And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
For RP/PBP threads, I use *asterisks* for OOC speech, "quotations" for IC speech, and no fancy stuff for descriptions.
The mimic thinks that you are actually casting Fireball and counterspells you (to no avail) as you shove the Whiskey down its gullet. It spits out an empty bottle.
I feed the mimic my hand.
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Don't you just love platypuses/platypi/platypodes?
-Literally everyone ever
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
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It spits it out and slays you with it, then steals the money you used to buy it.
I don't feed it. instead, I gift it a machine that summons any kind of food it wants on command, then teach it to speak Common and how to use the machine.
Al. So. P. M. Me. The. Word. Av. O. Cad. O🥑. If. You. Do. Not. Like. Be. Ing. Im. Pal. Ed..
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It tells the machine to feed it YOU. I then come up and destroy the machine, and feed the mimic a simple apple.
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Click me to get rickrolled. If I ever say something that offends you or someone else, please know that I didn't mean it. I'm always open to joining a PBP group, preferably as a player, since I'm DMing several groups right now.
Al. So. P. M. Me. The. Word. Av. O. Cad. O🥑. If. You. Do. Not. Like. Be. Ing. Im. Pal. Ed..
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It coughs up an orange
I feed the mimic Kirby, who just came back from the doctor
Forever DM and perpetually online
Second-In-Command and Acting Master of the Underground
The Mimic puts up quite the fight, but it is no match for Kirby, the Devourer of Gods. As the Mimic is absorbed by Kirby, the pink puffball gains two extra eyes on each side of his face, as well as sharp teeth and a long, slimy tongue. The game has become Feed the Unholy Eldritch Abomination.
I feed the Unholy Eldritch Abomination (or UEA for short) a compass that seems to point everywhere but north.
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I like Zelda, Kirby, and a variety of other Nintendo games, and I greatly enjoy playing chaos gremlins in campaigns!
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
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It spits out a map with a missing compass rose.
I feed it fifty thousand Bazooka Joe comics.
I. Am. The. Pug. Ger. Naut.. Fear. Me.. No. Mer. Cy..
Al. So. P. M. Me. The. Word. Av. O. Cad. O🥑. If. You. Do. Not. Like. Be. Ing. Im. Pal. Ed..
enjoy invis text? haha me too. also, thanks for finding ths holy hidden text yeh boi. if you found this, you cool. I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the page number. But I will dig up the info.
The UEA learns what true friendship is, through the seemingly innocent tales of Joe and his gang. It decides to keep @Pug_With_Big_Weapons as a companion and now demands twice as much food for both of them.
I feed each of them with a set of magic beans.
Upon consumption, the magic beans grow into towering beanstalks. As the UEA's stomach is an infinite void, it is fine, but unfortunately, Pug is not. The stalk bursts out of their chest cavity, causing them immense pain. They pass out, and die hours later.
I feed Pug's withered corpse to the UEA.
Hi guys! This is my desktop alt account. My mobile one goes by the name of AgateElk8337, so maybe you've heard of me? Who knows! For those who don't know, I'm a demiromantic, very socially awkward he/him from the Sooner State. I like Zelda, Kirby, and a variety of other Nintendo games, and I greatly enjoy playing chaos gremlins in campaigns!
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with barbecue sauce."
Click here for cool art!
UEA, being actually Kirby, can only have one power-up at a time. It spits out the Mimic and devours Pug's corpse, assuming humanoid-like features with pink skin and holding two Big Weapons in its arms.
I feed only the Mimic, with the 7 Chaos Emeralds.
It spontaneously combusts.
I come back to life and revive it, then train it for the olympics. It wins, and I feed it a chicken dinner.
I. Am. The. Pug. Ger. Naut.. Fear. Me.. No. Mer. Cy..
Al. So. P. M. Me. The. Word. Av. O. Cad. O🥑. If. You. Do. Not. Like. Be. Ing. Im. Pal. Ed..
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It turns back into a mimic.
I feed it a mouse (the plastic computer kind)
Tank, submarine, plane, and D&D nerd.
Sara Felom-Human BarbarianFor God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.-John 3:16
It spits out a fancy light-up gamer keyboard, complete with speakers.
I feed the mimic a french fry. Only one, though. I want to eat the rest.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects. (And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
For RP/PBP threads, I use *asterisks* for OOC speech, "quotations" for IC speech, and no fancy stuff for descriptions.
It wants more and steals your french fries and slaps you.
I feed it a banjo
I also live In de Swamp. Cajun food is superior.
The mimic emanates a quick and jaunty banjo tune.
I feed it a Fireball (whiskey).
The mimic thinks that you are actually casting Fireball and counterspells you (to no avail) as you shove the Whiskey down its gullet. It spits out an empty bottle.
I feed the mimic my hand.
Don't you just love platypuses/platypi/platypodes?
-Literally everyone ever
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
It spits out your other hand. You are now missing the other hand, but at least you have the first one back!
I feed the mimic metal dice.
You roll them into his mouth, and all five of them land on Nat 20s, but no one is around to see them. So therefore, you are sad.
I feed the mimic my foot.
Don't you just love platypuses/platypi/platypodes?
-Literally everyone ever
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
The mimic spits out your second hand. Certainly not a form of trading I’d like to do, but to each their own.
I feed it some toothpaste.
It gives you 4 gallons of tar.
I feed it a +7 Greatsword.
Click me to get rickrolled.
If I ever say something that offends you or someone else, please know that I didn't mean it. I'm always open to joining a PBP group, preferably as a player, since I'm DMing several groups right now.
It spits it out and slays you with it, then steals the money you used to buy it.
I don't feed it. instead, I gift it a machine that summons any kind of food it wants on command, then teach it to speak Common and how to use the machine.
I. Am. The. Pug. Ger. Naut.. Fear. Me.. No. Mer. Cy..
Al. So. P. M. Me. The. Word. Av. O. Cad. O🥑. If. You. Do. Not. Like. Be. Ing. Im. Pal. Ed..
enjoy invis text? haha me too. also, thanks for finding ths holy hidden text yeh boi. if you found this, you cool. I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the page number. But I will dig up the info.
It tells the machine to feed it YOU.
I then come up and destroy the machine, and feed the mimic a simple apple.
Click me to get rickrolled.
If I ever say something that offends you or someone else, please know that I didn't mean it. I'm always open to joining a PBP group, preferably as a player, since I'm DMing several groups right now.
the mimic eats and spits the core out at you i feed it 15 platinum
Fan of LOTR, star wars, and obvi dnd.
It rebuilds the machine. (also twist ending: the mimic didnt eat me, the machine summoned a clone of me.)
I feed the mimic a turkey sandwich to hold it over until it uses the machine.
EDIT: got Ninja'd
I. Am. The. Pug. Ger. Naut.. Fear. Me.. No. Mer. Cy..
Al. So. P. M. Me. The. Word. Av. O. Cad. O🥑. If. You. Do. Not. Like. Be. Ing. Im. Pal. Ed..
enjoy invis text? haha me too. also, thanks for finding ths holy hidden text yeh boi. if you found this, you cool. I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the page number. But I will dig up the info.