Luckily, I am enchanted with magical unmeltabilty, because some wizard didn't like their ice melting.
You are falling from 50 kilometers up. (About 80 miles) You can't fly and have no parachute.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Oh no, I am the lady of pain’s secretary, if anyone uses the wish spell to harm her, the multiverse or sigil, I send them a gif of the lady of pain shaking her head.
How unfortunate, you are trapped in an portable hole.
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One of the many insane D&D players out there… I play Baldur’s gate 3, Minecraft and of course D&D. (What did you expect.)
Heh Heh Heh…..
I am also a home brewer who likes Thri-Kreen, Monks (previously Rangers) and, of course death, destruction and unbounded chaos! I have been playing dnd for untold eons. Myrkridia Stat Block Here!
Thankfully, I'm atheist and since I don't believe in divine entities, nothing happens to me. In fact, I don't even notice anything different except for the fact that I'm now in a 3 ft deep crater all of a sudden.
The DM has had enough of your BS and has sent a zombie dragon composed of each and every corpse of each and every NPC you've killed. It snatches you away from the rest of your party from out of nowhere and takes you into a wide, open, empty area on your own without anyone to help you.
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
Oh I am a pacifist in this game, the dragon is composed of dead ant I stepped on as a child, I step on the dragon.
You are trapped in a ice cube.
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One of the many insane D&D players out there… I play Baldur’s gate 3, Minecraft and of course D&D. (What did you expect.)
Heh Heh Heh…..
I am also a home brewer who likes Thri-Kreen, Monks (previously Rangers) and, of course death, destruction and unbounded chaos! I have been playing dnd for untold eons. Myrkridia Stat Block Here!
I happen to be half of the f**king crew, so the fact that one of me got voted out is virtually meaningless to me.
You drink a health potion, but you hear laughing inside you afterwards. Turns out, it was a health potion mimic.
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
Fortunately, I am a giant whose stomach acid can kill and dissolve the mimic.
Your entire planet is about to be obliterated by a meteor.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Your electronic devices explodes in your hands as though someone cast Fireball at the device.
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
Time gets stuck in a loop and can no longer move forwards. Luckily, my enraged self survives the explosion because... huh. and devotes my life to creating time trave to travel back in time to save myself so I wouldn't have to expierience the pain I wouldve expierienced except... I didnt expierience pain... Something pushed me out the way.
Since time no longer moves forwards, you are traped in a time loop, and you forgot everyting you will or have done, stuck inthe infinite void of space.
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... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Time gets stuck in a loop and can no longer move forwards. Luckily, my enraged self survives the explosion because... huh. and devotes my life to creating time trave to travel back in time to save myself so I wouldn't have to expierience the pain I wouldve expierienced except... I didnt expierience pain... Something pushed me out the way.
Since time no longer moves forwards, you are traped in a time loop, and you forgot everyting you will or have done, stuck inthe infinite void of space.
Luckily for me, the god of the music box made a backup copy!
you signed your soul to bill cipher
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
Jokes on that triangle mf, my soul is already owned by my patron.
You wake up and realize that there just so happens to be a very pissed off mother standing over your bed. Apparently, you slept in. And missed the school bus.
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
You are surrounded by a hoard of furries with tanks. How do you respond?
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White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
what if, by chance, due to having friends in the furry community, I'm the guy SUPPLYING the tanks. there will be no more 12 year olds hating on minorities. they will be purged from this world.
Anyway, some wizard casts Power Word Scrunch on you.
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
You are permanently locked in a room, being forced to listen to "Mario Screaming Earr@pe" at 1000000db for eternity
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White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
Time ends and there for eternity becomes relative, and it happens, while also never happening. I am alive because, Light... (see physics)
You are riding on a surf board and a shark the size of the wave you are surfing curls you over and swallows, teeth above your spine ready to pierce and chew. All this while the shark dives fathoms underwater.
I have made a huge homebrew setting that I am still working on putting here in DDB. Please give me feedback, I want to know all of what I am doing wrong, and what I am doing right. The thread is a huge work in progress, so everything in it from content to layout is subject to change. Please check this forum:Welcome to Zionderia
Also I have a fun thread that explores an idea about dreams based off the movie Inception. I still need to add the link but stay tuned.
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Luckily, I am enchanted with magical unmeltabilty, because some wizard didn't like their ice melting.
You are falling from 50 kilometers up. (About 80 miles) You can't fly and have no parachute.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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WAIT NO
A MILE IS 1.6 KILOMETERS
50 KILOS WOULD BE ABOUT 35 MILES
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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I cast Death Ward on myself, so I survive the fall with one hp.
You are throwing rocks at empty bottles because you are bored. You miss the bottle and accidentally hit the Lady of Pain.
Oh no, I am the lady of pain’s secretary, if anyone uses the wish spell to harm her, the multiverse or sigil, I send them a gif of the lady of pain shaking her head.
How unfortunate, you are trapped in an portable hole.
One of the many insane D&D players out there… I play Baldur’s gate 3, Minecraft and of course D&D. (What did you expect.)
Heh Heh Heh…..
I am also a home brewer who likes Thri-Kreen, Monks (previously Rangers) and, of course death, destruction and unbounded chaos! I have been playing dnd for untold eons.
Myrkridia Stat Block Here!
I got Flight i will fly out the hole
A nameless god will smite you for your crimes on human kind
Thankfully, I'm atheist and since I don't believe in divine entities, nothing happens to me. In fact, I don't even notice anything different except for the fact that I'm now in a 3 ft deep crater all of a sudden.
The DM has had enough of your BS and has sent a zombie dragon composed of each and every corpse of each and every NPC you've killed. It snatches you away from the rest of your party from out of nowhere and takes you into a wide, open, empty area on your own without anyone to help you.
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
Oh I am a pacifist in this game, the dragon is composed of dead ant I stepped on as a child, I step on the dragon.
You are trapped in a ice cube.
One of the many insane D&D players out there… I play Baldur’s gate 3, Minecraft and of course D&D. (What did you expect.)
Heh Heh Heh…..
I am also a home brewer who likes Thri-Kreen, Monks (previously Rangers) and, of course death, destruction and unbounded chaos! I have been playing dnd for untold eons.
Myrkridia Stat Block Here!
I'm a White Dragon.
You find yourself floating through the void of space.
(He/Him) 🩷💛💙 Pansexual Pancake 🥞🏳️🌈
I love paleontology, and I hope to become a paleontologist in the future.
Sadly, I am not a dinosaur, nor is my name really Gregory.
I am a little crazy. I eat pineapple on pizza, and I enjoy it! 🍍🍕 PM the word Avocado
"I've never met a creature I didn't love. But I have met a few I didn't want alive." - Fizban the Fabulous
I happen to be half of the f**king crew, so the fact that one of me got voted out is virtually meaningless to me.
You drink a health potion, but you hear laughing inside you afterwards. Turns out, it was a health potion mimic.
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
Fortunately, I am a giant whose stomach acid can kill and dissolve the mimic.
Your entire planet is about to be obliterated by a meteor.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nail Wielder, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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Your electronic devices explodes in your hands as though someone cast Fireball at the device.
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
Time gets stuck in a loop and can no longer move forwards. Luckily, my enraged self survives the explosion because... huh. and devotes my life to creating time trave to travel back in time to save myself so I wouldn't have to expierience the pain I wouldve expierienced except... I didnt expierience pain... Something pushed me out the way.
Since time no longer moves forwards, you are traped in a time loop, and you forgot everyting you will or have done, stuck inthe infinite void of space.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Luckily for me, the god of the music box made a backup copy!
you signed your soul to bill cipher
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Jokes on that triangle mf, my soul is already owned by my patron.
You wake up and realize that there just so happens to be a very pissed off mother standing over your bed. Apparently, you slept in. And missed the school bus.
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
Haha, I'm an orphan.
You suddenly realise that you can't swim. Have a nice trip down the mariana trench!
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Die. Then you're safe 😁👍
You are surrounded by a hoard of furries with tanks. How do you respond?
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
what if, by chance, due to having friends in the furry community, I'm the guy SUPPLYING the tanks.
there will be no more 12 year olds hating on minorities.
they will be purged from this world.
Anyway, some wizard casts Power Word Scrunch on you.
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
The spell does not affect me because I am illiterate and doesn't understand what a power word scrunch is
You are suffering from death
Jokes on you. I play the [GR¡M ®E@PE®] card!
You are permanently locked in a room, being forced to listen to "Mario Screaming Earr@pe" at 1000000db for eternity
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
Time ends and there for eternity becomes relative, and it happens, while also never happening. I am alive because, Light... (see physics)
You are riding on a surf board and a shark the size of the wave you are surfing curls you over and swallows, teeth above your spine ready to pierce and chew. All this while the shark dives fathoms underwater.
I have made a huge homebrew setting that I am still working on putting here in DDB. Please give me feedback, I want to know all of what I am doing wrong, and what I am doing right. The thread is a huge work in progress, so everything in it from content to layout is subject to change. Please check this forum: Welcome to Zionderia
Also I have a fun thread that explores an idea about dreams based off the movie Inception. I still need to add the link but stay tuned.