Subsistcyber is actually a Subsistcyborg!

Subsistcyber has to wear rose colored glasses when he reads because it helps the words stay in one place.

HypeFox usually salts his food with exactly three shakes, except on Sundays when he shakes it 4 times since its a cheat day and all

*Edit* Firehawk is secretly a protocol droid in disguise

lol :P

Firehawk secretly hates eating cereal because it cuts the roof of HER mouth, but she feels awkward at the breakfast table if she doesn't.

[[Damn you, Actuall. I had to explain to a friend why I guffawed at my computer for "no reason".]

HypeFox is secretly the God of Hype

VortexKirito secretly leaves one drink leaves one drink left in jugs and puts them back in the icebox, blaming them on someone else.

Damn Hype you took my next idea.

HypeFox has the ability to read peoples minds, but only if they send him a snapchat of their face first

Every time HypeFox types the phrase, "leaves one drink." He is cursed to repeat it.

VortexKirito secretly wishes the 2nd story arc of SAO never happened to him.

[[Actuall, that's the 2nd time today I've been called psychic ^_^]]

HypeFox is an onion.

Firehawk and Vortex colluded so that I can't defend myself against being an onion >:[

Firehawk secretly has to walk backwards into her bedroom because she's afraid of the dark and so cannot even peer into it.

HypeFox has an ant colony as a pet, and has named every single ant even though he can't tell them apart.

Actuall secretly sells catnip to kids as the "good stuff" for half price because he's a "good guy looking out for those that can't afford it elsewhere."