So you're ruler and knight of an imaginary kingdom that has no bearing on real life?
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Cajun food is superior. I like to discuss philosophy and I'm always up for a philosophical discussion. I also like butterfly knives and books. I am a Reformed Presbyterian, and I have not yet actually played DND, though I hope to at some point.
"no signature" slander is wild comin from the Temu Perry the Platypus that looks more like a damn quack-quack mf
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
Your signature is absolutely correct. You are indeed a dumb piece of ****.
that's not a roast. I have already carved that fact into my very soul. TRY AGAIN.
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
hey AI profile pic over there in the corner, shut the hell up. mine was made from my own effort, time, energy, and artistic ability.
you, temu Assassin's Creed lookin ahh, wasn't accepted into the latest title. you ain't even been here for a month, and you still haven't made yourself a damn signature. what are the odds you don't know how?
and spell Pokémon like a cultured human being, have some self-respect.
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
hey AI profile pic over there in the corner, shut the hell up. mine was made from my own effort, time, energy, and artistic ability.
you, temu Assassin's Creed lookin ahh, wasn't accepted into the latest title. you ain't even been here for a month, and you still haven't made yourself a damn signature. what are the odds you don't know how?
and spell Pokémon like a cultured human being, have some self-respect.
How old are you five grow up pokemon became irrelevant the moment they got rid of ash
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
opportunities don't happen, you create them -Chris Grosser
hey, do not disrespect Legends Arceus, that game went HARD, and I made that profile pic around that point in time, so that's why it's like that.
also, Ash, while he was basically immortal at the age of 10 for 25 years, was stupid as hell, and that Pikachu would've been eaten alive years ago if it weren't for plot armor. Ash was never a crucial part to the franchise.
and about the pic, I'm prolly gonna change it to something else before the end of the year.
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
hey, do not disrespect Legends Arceus, that game went HARD, and I made that profile pic around that point in time, so that's why it's like that.
also, Ash, while he was basically immortal at the age of 10 for 25 years, was stupid as hell, and that Pikachu would've been eaten alive years ago if it weren't for plot armor. Ash was never a crucial part to the franchise.
and about the pic, I'm prolly gonna change it to something else before the end of the year.
Aren't you supposed to roast me?
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
opportunities don't happen, you create them -Chris Grosser
he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
Ever heard of capitalization? In case you haven't, here's a quick lesson: The first letter of a sentence is supposed to begin with a capital letter, you ignorant piece of used Kleenex!
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It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
seriously? it's weirdly cold for this time of year where I'm at.
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
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Imagine mistaking humor for incompetence.
(All plurals are technically accepted. Generally, though, platypuses is used.)
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
Didn't you just say something about starting with the word "imagine"?
The hypocrisy!
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
So you're ruler and knight of an imaginary kingdom that has no bearing on real life?
Cajun food is superior. I like to discuss philosophy and I'm always up for a philosophical discussion. I also like butterfly knives and books. I am a Reformed Presbyterian, and I have not yet actually played DND, though I hope to at some point.
I'll have you know that 6 of my friends recognize its existence, you unlearned son of a sub-optimal parakeet.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
I'd rather be the unlearned son of a sub-optimal parakeet than the wielder of a lousy roll of duct tape.
(He/Him) 🩷💛💙 Pansexual Pancake 🥞🏳️🌈
I love paleontology, and I hope to become a paleontologist in the future.
Sadly, I am not a dinosaur, nor is my name really Gregory.
I am a little crazy. I eat pineapple on pizza, and I enjoy it! 🍍🍕 PM the word Avocado
"I've never met a creature I didn't love. But I have met a few I didn't want alive." - Fizban the Fabulous
At least I have a roll of duct tape to wield.
Unlike you, who only wields half-cooked roasts.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
No signature? The disgrace! How will people ever know about you?
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
"no signature" slander is wild comin from the Temu Perry the Platypus that looks more like a damn quack-quack mf
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
Your signature is absolutely correct. You are indeed a dumb piece of ****.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
You’re like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.
praise jeff
avocado🥑
that's not a roast. I have already carved that fact into my very soul. TRY AGAIN.
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
no people like PoKeMoN profile pics you [1e] piece of trash
hey AI profile pic over there in the corner, shut the hell up.
mine was made from my own effort, time, energy, and artistic ability.
you, temu Assassin's Creed lookin ahh, wasn't accepted into the latest title.
you ain't even been here for a month, and you still haven't made yourself a damn signature.
what are the odds you don't know how?
and spell Pokémon like a cultured human being, have some self-respect.
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
How old are you five grow up pokemon became irrelevant the moment they got rid of ash
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
opportunities don't happen, you create them -Chris Grosser
hey, do not disrespect Legends Arceus, that game went HARD, and I made that profile pic around that point in time, so that's why it's like that.
also, Ash, while he was basically immortal at the age of 10 for 25 years, was stupid as hell, and that Pikachu would've been eaten alive years ago if it weren't for plot armor.
Ash was never a crucial part to the franchise.
and about the pic, I'm prolly gonna change it to something else before the end of the year.
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
Aren't you supposed to roast me?
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
opportunities don't happen, you create them -Chris Grosser
you trapped inside the snow yet?
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
Ever heard of capitalization? In case you haven't, here's a quick lesson: The first letter of a sentence is supposed to begin with a capital letter, you ignorant piece of used Kleenex!
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
Actually no not yet this year has been a good year in terms of not getting a lot of snow
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
opportunities don't happen, you create them -Chris Grosser
seriously? it's weirdly cold for this time of year where I'm at.
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."