okkm my zOMMbie survant Other People know is beter at speling and gramrr.
I wish for Link from Legend of Zelda to be real.
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A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Okay. You begin to care less about what people think about you. ANd less in general, as its kinda hard to think when you're dead.
I wish for my pet cat/fish steve to be aive again, and he will be a normal cat/fish (NOT A CATFISH) and will love me forever and I won't forget to feed steve and he will be happy forever and ever and we can go on walks and play in the fish park, and play in the cat park... and play... and have fun... *sniff* I... I miss steve... sTEVE!!! I want my friend back... PLEASEE!!! JUST BRING BACK sTEVE!!!1
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... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
I wish that an invincible, immortal, unkillable by any means, snail that kills it’s targets via touch but doesn’t kill me or anyone who doesn’t show threat of severe violence to me would be my bodyguard
You didnt wish for anything, so I will twist it into steve becoming alive again! And since that wish was already twisted, it cant be twisted again! sTEVE IS SAFE!!! (Also you capitalised the s so it doesnt even matter)
I wish for dish.
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... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
You get a plate, which is delivered by someone smashing it on your head.
I wish for Saturday to be here.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Your home is forcibly relocated to the top of Mount Everest.
I wish to be smart.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
you gain superhuman intelligence, you become SO smart that you see every error, every mistake, every innefecancy, and you cant help but point them out. eventually, your friends stop talking to you, tired of being corrected. you die sad and alone.
I wish people would check out either link in my signiture
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...!Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
*lol, I notice a lot of errors like that right now. I try not to correct people, though*
Unfortunately, everybody is on mobile and can't view signatures.
I wish that I could fly.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
*lol, I notice a lot of errors like that right now. I try not to correct people, though*
Unfortunately, everybody is on mobile and can't view signatures.
I wish that I could fly.
You get shot out of a cannon.
I wish for Gibber to give me a high five through the internet.
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A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
You know everything. And have the mental capacity to hold the information. However, this information is from every living creature in the universe, and all their opinions are mixed up. Speaking of opinions, since you know everything, yo also know everyone's opinion, and have no idea which is the right one- or your own. You slowly descend into madness never quite sure if the information in your head is your knowledge or someone else's opinion. You lose all your friends, an d you are shoved into a mental asylum for the rest of your life by concerned family members.
okkm my zOMMbie survant Other People know is beter at speling and gramrr.
I wish for Link from Legend of Zelda to be real.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
Granted! A link to the Legend of Zelda games on the Nintendo store appears in the middle of nowhere.
I wish for good storytelling skills.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You get amazing at telling stories. Sadly, nobody has the attention span to listen to them.
I wish I could care less about what other people think of me.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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Okay. You begin to care less about what people think about you. ANd less in general, as its kinda hard to think when you're dead.
I wish for my pet cat/fish steve to be aive again, and he will be a normal cat/fish (NOT A CATFISH) and will love me forever and I won't forget to feed steve and he will be happy forever and ever and we can go on walks and play in the fish park, and play in the cat park... and play... and have fun... *sniff* I... I miss steve... sTEVE!!! I want my friend back... PLEASEE!!! JUST BRING BACK sTEVE!!!1
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Steve dies after 5 seconds because of pollution
I wish that an invincible, immortal, unkillable by any means, snail that kills it’s targets via touch but doesn’t kill me or anyone who doesn’t show threat of severe violence to me would be my bodyguard
NOOOOOO!! STEVEEE!!!!!
...
Wait. I HAVE IT!
You didnt wish for anything, so I will twist it into steve becoming alive again! And since that wish was already twisted, it cant be twisted again! sTEVE IS SAFE!!! (Also you capitalised the s so it doesnt even matter)
I wish for dish.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
You get a plate, which is delivered by someone smashing it on your head.
I wish for Saturday to be here.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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Wish granted! Saturday is here, but it’s 11:59 PM.
I wish for a pizza.
It's an inch in diameter.
I wish for more fun things to do.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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You discover a fun thing to do, but after you do it everything becomes dull and boring and you lose purpose.
I wish for a refillable supply of Himalayan salt
Your home is forcibly relocated to the top of Mount Everest.
I wish to be smart.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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you gain superhuman intelligence, you become SO smart that you see every error, every mistake, every innefecancy, and you cant help but point them out. eventually, your friends stop talking to you, tired of being corrected. you die sad and alone.
I wish people would check out either link in my signiture
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...! Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
*lol, I notice a lot of errors like that right now. I try not to correct people, though*
Unfortunately, everybody is on mobile and can't view signatures.
I wish that I could fly.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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You get shot out of a cannon.
I wish for Gibber to give me a high five through the internet.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
You get a high slap instead!
I wish for a vessel to carry my AI!
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year.
Granted! It's a potato!
I wish for a nice bottle of safe water.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Well, the water is safe, but the bottle itself...
Tsk, tsk. Should've made sure it wasn't coated with poison.
I wish to never age.
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
You don't age when your dead.
I wish to know everything and have the mental capacity and speed to do that
Owen is here. enjoy my favorite game. I like DND and am looking for a group. See my website here
You know everything. And have the mental capacity to hold the information. However, this information is from every living creature in the universe, and all their opinions are mixed up. Speaking of opinions, since you know everything, yo also know everyone's opinion, and have no idea which is the right one- or your own. You slowly descend into madness never quite sure if the information in your head is your knowledge or someone else's opinion. You lose all your friends, an d you are shoved into a mental asylum for the rest of your life by concerned family members.
I wish for no wishes.
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
You create a paradox, because wishing for no wishes would be a wish, and the paradox sends you in the mental asylum with me
I wish for chicken
Owen is here. enjoy my favorite game. I like DND and am looking for a group. See my website here