sorry for being inactive people, Went on a big trip.
the Red Baron has returned, and is ready to prepare for war. Deep in the depths of Monkshood manor, a dark ritual is being performed. Through a mixture of alchemy, eldritch magic, and a portal to the far realm, troops are being recruited for the Baronies. In mass.
one hundred Chokers burst from the cellar doors leading to the manor’s depths, bloodthirsty and not holding back with savagery. Following them is an enormous horde of seven hundred star spawn grues, small, weak looking figures but still useful nonetheless, considering their absurd numbers.
”Half of our troops will stay here. The other half will move to the territory of the Regnum collective with i. My fellow members of the Baronies, if you believe it would be beneficial, you can take one quarter of our total warriors and bring them to fight another nation. But notify me and leave some to protect the Baronies at all times.” The red Baron speaks, before making their way to the collective in their carriage.
Footsteps sound as a figure approaches the land of the Baronies. A clawed being, wearing noble robes, gloves, and a mask much like the other Baronies, has answered the call of the Baron.
Terreat, scarecrow animated by Eldritch magic and then gone rogue, has arrived to help advance the troop production of the Baronies.
Titles bestowed by Drummer: The Unstrikable Warrior, Expert of Dragons and Knowledge, Master of the Blade, Merciless champion, The Rising Power, Risen from the Depths, The Potential of Darkness!
Footsteps sound as a figure approaches the land of the Baronies. A clawed being, wearing noble robes, gloves, and a mask much like the other Baronies, has answered the call of the Baron.
Terreat, scarecrow animated by Eldritch magic and then gone rogue, has arrived to help advance the troop production of the Baronies.
The Baron, having returned from the Collective with its many troops after it disbanded, smiles as new recruits enter.
two servants, also masked, show him around Monkshood manor so I’ll invite you guys to the pm now, and then shows Terreat to the fields of suspicious grapes, that only sometimes also grow meat.
Footsteps sound as a figure approaches the land of the Baronies. A clawed being, wearing noble robes, gloves, and a mask much like the other Baronies, has answered the call of the Baron.
Terreat, scarecrow animated by Eldritch magic and then gone rogue, has arrived to help advance the troop production of the Baronies.
The Baron, having returned from the Collective with its many troops after it opted out of the war, smiles as new recruits enter.
two servants, also masked, show him around Monkshood manor so I’ll invite you guys to the pm now, and then shows Terreat to the fields of suspicious grapes, that only sometimes also grow meat.
*I need to think of an in-universe reason for the disbanding. Them opting out is boring in my opinion.*
Terreat gets to work. Seeing his former master work on the farm everyday, he knows quite a bit about harvesting crops and turning them into meals. He takes off his gloves, revealing gnarled, withered hands, and begins.
Footsteps sound as a figure approaches the land of the Baronies. A clawed being, wearing noble robes, gloves, and a mask much like the other Baronies, has answered the call of the Baron.
Terreat, scarecrow animated by Eldritch magic and then gone rogue, has arrived to help advance the troop production of the Baronies.
The Baron, having returned from the Collective with its many troops after it opted out of the war, smiles as new recruits enter.
two servants, also masked, show him around Monkshood manor so I’ll invite you guys to the pm now, and then shows Terreat to the fields of suspicious grapes, that only sometimes also grow meat.
*I need to think of an in-universe reason for the disbanding. Them opting out is boring in my opinion.*
Terreat gets to work. Seeing his former master work on the farm everyday, he knows quite a bit about harvesting crops and turning them into meals. He takes off his gloves, revealing gnarled, withered hands, and begins.
*hmm… planar energy explosion? The Ianua complex was built on top of a portal to the fire plane, aka A Supervolcano and they accidentally set it off?*
The Baron watches him with great interest, on a patio area with a glass table and an umbrella, despite the fact the sun doesn’t shine here most of the day.
Footsteps sound as a figure approaches the land of the Baronies. A clawed being, wearing noble robes, gloves, and a mask much like the other Baronies, has answered the call of the Baron.
Terreat, scarecrow animated by Eldritch magic and then gone rogue, has arrived to help advance the troop production of the Baronies.
The Baron, having returned from the Collective with its many troops after it opted out of the war, smiles as new recruits enter.
two servants, also masked, show him around Monkshood manor so I’ll invite you guys to the pm now, and then shows Terreat to the fields of suspicious grapes, that only sometimes also grow meat.
*I need to think of an in-universe reason for the disbanding. Them opting out is boring in my opinion.*
Terreat gets to work. Seeing his former master work on the farm everyday, he knows quite a bit about harvesting crops and turning them into meals. He takes off his gloves, revealing gnarled, withered hands, and begins.
*hmm… planar energy explosion? The Ianua complex was built on top of a portal to the fire plane, aka A Supervolcano and they accidentally set it off?*
The Baron watches him with great interest, on a patio area with a glass table and an umbrella, despite the fact the sun doesn’t shine here most of the day.
*Hmmmmmmmmm*
He works quickly, gathering a ton of materials to make wine. If he finds any meat, he puts it in a seperate basket.
The Baron travels back to the cellars beneath the manor, and when it resurfaces, following it are 10 mind flayer Psions, 20 spectators, and 200 intellect devourers.
Terreat continues to farm the fields for resources, never tiring or becoming exhausted. The simple scarecrow, bound by his cruel master--curse him-- has now become an expert of harvest.
The Baron has retreated deep into the manor once again, and the next Time it emerges from the darkness, it is followed by 20 more mind flayer Psions and 400 star spawn grues.
it slowly approaches Terreat with a kind, very fake smile, as it usually wears on it’s also very fake face.
The Baron has retreated deep into the manor once again, and the next Time it emerges from the darkness, it is followed by 20 more mind flayer Psions and 400 star spawn grues.
it slowly approaches Terreat with a kind, very fake smile, as it usually wears on it’s also very fake face.
The Baron has retreated deep into the manor once again, and the next Time it emerges from the darkness, it is followed by 20 more mind flayer Psions and 400 star spawn grues.
it slowly approaches Terreat with a kind, very fake smile, as it usually wears on it’s also very fake face.
Terreat sees the Baron and turns around. "Heya."
“I must say, you are doing truly incredible work. If you want it, I could give you a promotion… unless you would like to continue collecting crops.”
The Baron has retreated deep into the manor once again, and the next Time it emerges from the darkness, it is followed by 20 more mind flayer Psions and 400 star spawn grues.
it slowly approaches Terreat with a kind, very fake smile, as it usually wears on it’s also very fake face.
Terreat sees the Baron and turns around. "Heya."
“I must say, you are doing truly incredible work. If you want it, I could give you a promotion… unless you would like to continue collecting crops.”
"Hmmmm... Nah. I'm not much of a fighter. I'm kinda weak. But I will say, that we need to get things going. We have troops, I recommend we use them."
The Baron has retreated deep into the manor once again, and the next Time it emerges from the darkness, it is followed by 20 more mind flayer Psions and 400 star spawn grues.
it slowly approaches Terreat with a kind, very fake smile, as it usually wears on it’s also very fake face.
Terreat sees the Baron and turns around. "Heya."
“I must say, you are doing truly incredible work. If you want it, I could give you a promotion… unless you would like to continue collecting crops.”
"Hmmmm... Nah. I'm not much of a fighter. I'm kinda weak. But I will say, that we need to get things going. We have troops, I recommend we use them."
”alright then. Keep up the good work, I have business to attend to…” they float off, and get ready for some mercenaries!
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Alright, let’s get this ball rolling!
sorry for being inactive people, Went on a big trip.
the Red Baron has returned, and is ready to prepare for war. Deep in the depths of Monkshood manor, a dark ritual is being performed. Through a mixture of alchemy, eldritch magic, and a portal to the far realm, troops are being recruited for the Baronies. In mass.
one hundred Chokers burst from the cellar doors leading to the manor’s depths, bloodthirsty and not holding back with savagery. Following them is an enormous horde of seven hundred star spawn grues, small, weak looking figures but still useful nonetheless, considering their absurd numbers.
”Half of our troops will stay here. The other half will move to the territory of the Regnum collective with i. My fellow members of the Baronies, if you believe it would be beneficial, you can take one quarter of our total warriors and bring them to fight another nation. But notify me and leave some to protect the Baronies at all times.” The red Baron speaks, before making their way to the collective in their carriage.
I believe I am the only winemaker, so how many troops do we have?
Seven hundred star spawn Grues and 100 chokers. They’re really cheap so we can have a lot of them.
(by the way of course the Baron took half of them)
Have any wars between anyone started yet?
Footsteps sound as a figure approaches the land of the Baronies. A clawed being, wearing noble robes, gloves, and a mask much like the other Baronies, has answered the call of the Baron.
Terreat, scarecrow animated by Eldritch magic and then gone rogue, has arrived to help advance the troop production of the Baronies.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
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Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I'm a squire, I guess...
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Pronouns he/him. WASSUUP!
Titles bestowed by Drummer:
The Unstrikable Warrior, Expert of Dragons and Knowledge, Master of the Blade, Merciless champion, The Rising Power, Risen from the Depths, The Potential of Darkness!
Currently inactive for most of the week.
The Baron, having returned from the Collective with its many troops after it disbanded, smiles as new recruits enter.
two servants, also masked, show him around Monkshood manor so I’ll invite you guys to the pm now, and then shows Terreat to the fields of suspicious grapes, that only sometimes also grow meat.
*I need to think of an in-universe reason for the disbanding. Them opting out is boring in my opinion.*
Terreat gets to work. Seeing his former master work on the farm everyday, he knows quite a bit about harvesting crops and turning them into meals. He takes off his gloves, revealing gnarled, withered hands, and begins.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*hmm… planar energy explosion? The Ianua complex was built on top of a portal to the fire plane, aka A Supervolcano and they accidentally set it off?*
The Baron watches him with great interest, on a patio area with a glass table and an umbrella, despite the fact the sun doesn’t shine here most of the day.
*Hmmmmmmmmm*
He works quickly, gathering a ton of materials to make wine. If he finds any meat, he puts it in a seperate basket.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The Baron travels back to the cellars beneath the manor, and when it resurfaces, following it are 10 mind flayer Psions, 20 spectators, and 200 intellect devourers.
Terreat continues to farm the fields for resources, never tiring or becoming exhausted. The simple scarecrow, bound by his cruel master--curse him-- has now become an expert of harvest.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The Baron has retreated deep into the manor once again, and the next Time it emerges from the darkness, it is followed by 20 more mind flayer Psions and 400 star spawn grues.
it slowly approaches Terreat with a kind, very fake smile, as it usually wears on it’s also very fake face.
Terreat sees the Baron and turns around. "Heya."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“I must say, you are doing truly incredible work. If you want it, I could give you a promotion… unless you would like to continue collecting crops.”
"Hmmmm... Nah. I'm not much of a fighter. I'm kinda weak. But I will say, that we need to get things going. We have troops, I recommend we use them."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*boink*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*more boink*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
”alright then. Keep up the good work, I have business to attend to…” they float off, and get ready for some mercenaries!