I'm sitting around trying to find a way to be useful...
*If you're a farmer, you are actively contributing by helping us get crops. If you're a soldier, Arch is having account difficulties RN but will be back to rally the troops at some point.*
A new man approaches the leader of the Baronies, bowing his head as he approaches. "Hail, master of the eldritch and leader of the highest society. I have been watching these factions at war for a time, and I have chosen to join you. I am happy to serve as a squire, if you will have me. I have a file on my skills for you to review. Here." He hands you a packet, head still bowed. Opening the packet, you find the following information. https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/130501653/
*The time of waiting is over. Let's get going. :)*
Tereat is farming troops in the fields when suddenly, he feels a lack of energy. The eldritch magic animating him has faded, and he must become inanimate once more for who knows how long, maybe forever. He sits in the middle of the crops he's spent days straight harvesting, and the purple light in his eyes fade.
Meanwhile, an army is forming. A force to claim what is rightfully the property of the Baronies. It's a bit less then a quarter of the current troops they have, as the Baron requested, but this is already plenty enough to make the enemy yield their base. A figure in fancy clothes that cover his whole body organizes them all, and soon they shall set off to their opponent...
*Rhino, Arch can't post on forums RN, but I'll add you to the main base PM where they can communicate by editing.*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
The army is now ready. They begin marching off to an enemy faction, ready to take it and claim it as their own. The Square Society shall be the first to fall to the Baronies' power...
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
Marching back to the base, the army is the same size as it was when it left. The generals and commanders are celebrating, but the units look disappointed. When the army reenters the base, you can hear that the Square Society seems to have surrendered without combat, fleeing their bases and leaving them to the Baronies.
I'm sitting around trying to find a way to be useful...
PM me the word tomato
*If you're a farmer, you are actively contributing by helping us get crops. If you're a soldier, Arch is having account difficulties RN but will be back to rally the troops at some point.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
A new man approaches the leader of the Baronies, bowing his head as he approaches. "Hail, master of the eldritch and leader of the highest society. I have been watching these factions at war for a time, and I have chosen to join you. I am happy to serve as a squire, if you will have me. I have a file on my skills for you to review. Here." He hands you a packet, head still bowed. Opening the packet, you find the following information. https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/130501653/
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
*The time of waiting is over. Let's get going. :)*
Tereat is farming troops in the fields when suddenly, he feels a lack of energy. The eldritch magic animating him has faded, and he must become inanimate once more for who knows how long, maybe forever. He sits in the middle of the crops he's spent days straight harvesting, and the purple light in his eyes fade.
Meanwhile, an army is forming. A force to claim what is rightfully the property of the Baronies. It's a bit less then a quarter of the current troops they have, as the Baron requested, but this is already plenty enough to make the enemy yield their base. A figure in fancy clothes that cover his whole body organizes them all, and soon they shall set off to their opponent...
*Rhino, Arch can't post on forums RN, but I'll add you to the main base PM where they can communicate by editing.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*If anyone wishes to join the attack squad, then do it now. Going at some point in the afternoon, probably.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*I would like to join.*
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
The knight stands at attention. The troops are cleanly split into units of Rhino's suggestion. Soon, they shall set off.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*I enjoy this concept*
*That is all*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
*Soldiers of the Baronies,
À̵͚̙͇̲͓̲̗̳͓̳̌̏͝ͅṞ̶̡̥͙̺̭̠̈́̽́̓̅̈̾̽̃̀̏͐͜͝͝͠E̴̮̳̠͉̤̟̯̱̯̲̩͔̖̾͋́̇̌̀̃̀ ̵̨͎̻̠̱̼̀̿̾͊́̔̐͝ͅY̸̲͓̜͒̆̏͌̐̄̈́̎̅̀͆̀O̴̡̧̥̣͈̦̳̱̭̐͋Ǘ̴̡͍͓̲͕̈́͛̎̽̉̏̈́̐̓̎̈́͊ R̷͚̙͈̯̍̅́͝Ẽ̴̡̡̛͓̻̲͍̰̜̹̭̜̪͎̀́̄̌̔́A̷̩̟̼̠̳͈̰̬̠̯̫͑͜ͅͅD̵̖̘͙̗̜̪̟͙͎̳̾̈͒̔̏̀̓͌̐̈́̆́̀̾̕ͅY̸̖̠̊?̵̜͔̹͚̰̼̲͈͖͙̠́̿́̇̍̚̚̕͝*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Yes we are! What should we be prepared for?
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
War. Suffering. Bloodshed. Violence.
And tea for everyone after we're done!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Ok YAY!
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
The army is now ready. They begin marching off to an enemy faction, ready to take it and claim it as their own. The Square Society shall be the first to fall to the Baronies' power...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*So how does the battle work exactly? Which thread do we use?*
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
SO, this thread doesn't quite seem active but can I join? I too like aberrations (I chose one for my pfp)
Bippity boppity boom!
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
Welcome to the Baronies! Adding you to the main base PM. Do you want to be a farmer or foot soldier?
*We currently are somewhat active, just somewhere else. Raiding the Square Society rn*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Soldier (Freed Spectator)
KOBOLDS WITH CANNONS! A RP thread about Small humanoids with Huge weapons.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
Marching back to the base, the army is the same size as it was when it left. The generals and commanders are celebrating, but the units look disappointed. When the army reenters the base, you can hear that the Square Society seems to have surrendered without combat, fleeing their bases and leaving them to the Baronies.
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-