I CAST... THE DUCK SPELL, AS YOU ARE NO STRANGER TO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENTS! (For context, he tried to sell this on the discount magic thread without my permission.)
(You conjure a lemonade stand and a duck, the latter of which repeatedly arrives at the lemonade stand to ask for grapes, annoying the lemonade stand's owner.
Choose a creature within range. This creature is now the owner of the lemonade stand, which appears 5 feet in front of it. While this spell is in effect, the creature cannot move away from the lemonade stand, and if any creature within range has any grapes in it's inventory they disappear until the spell ends. The stand is wooden, has immunity to all damage, provides half-cover, and is one size larger then the creature. It magically creates 1 glass of lemonade whenever there are 3 or less glasses, which all disappear along with the stand when the spell ends.
On your turn each round, a duck walks up to the lemonade stand, and says to the creature running the stand, "Hey! Bam bam bam, got any grapes?" The duck knows all languages but will only speak in Common, has 20 hit points and resistance to all forms of damage, and will not accept lemonade, only grapes, which the stand owner does not have. This magically annoys the owner, making it take 1d6 psychic damage. Then the duck waddles away, saying "waddle waddle", till the very next round. Each round after this, the lemonade stand owner takes 1d6 more psychic damage added to the total.
On the lemonade stand's owner turn each round, it can make a Wisdom saving throw. On a fail, nothing happens. On a success, the spell ends.
At Higher Levels. For each spell slot above second level, the psychic damage begins with 1 more D6.)
*Also, there's no instant death spells*
sorry about that. consider it free advertising.
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Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
*TheMadGibber gains a skeleton and is forced into a definite shape for the first time in their life*
while waiting for pug's wisdom save (6 damage so far), i cast (just imagine it really loud and dramatic but not in caps cause boring) explosive diarrhea on capatin_crunch, who is still under the effects of mend buttcrack.
i then cast EXCITING, CAUSING ALL LETTERS TO BE UPPERCASE AND EVERY PUNCTUATION TO BE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
I cast. THE HUMANINATOR!!! (Platyboss is now a human)
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I CAST... SIMILACRUM LOOP
*I cast similacrum, my similacrum casts similacrum and so on, until there's a good 8192 of us*
on our bonus action, WE CAST... CATAPULT
*all 8192 of us simeltaniously cast catapult on the moon, pulling it down to the planet and crushing the largest group of us*
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
I CAST... MEND BUTTCRACK!
*A plan is coming together... (Looks at screen and winks)*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I CAST... BEQUETHE SKELETON
*TheMadGibber gains a skeleton and is forced into a definite shape for the first time in their life*
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
I CAST BUTT OF STEEL!
I CAST NEW MOON! (Creates a new moon and causes all lycanthropes to shift)
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I CAST FULL MOON! (cause a new moon is fully dark)
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
I CAST... OFF-BRAND!
*all spells are now off-brand, fireball becomes phlogiston orb or smt*
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
sorry about that. consider it free advertising.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
i cast... re-brand.
all spells are no longer off-brand.
with my bonus action i cast boring, causing posts from now on to be completely lowercase and exclamation points to become periods.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
while waiting for pug's wisdom save (6 damage so far), i cast (just imagine it really loud and dramatic but not in caps cause boring) explosive diarrhea on capatin_crunch, who is still under the effects of mend buttcrack.
i then cast EXCITING, CAUSING ALL LETTERS TO BE UPPERCASE AND EVERY PUNCTUATION TO BE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I CAST... JEFF
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*MY BOTTOM HALF EXPLODES*
I CAST... HEAT METAL!
*TheMadGibber's SHINY NEW SKELETON SUPERHEATS BECASUE ACCORDING TO THE PERIODIC TABLE CALCIUM IS A METAL*
ON MY BONUS ACTION I CAST... BETTER LEGS!
*MY EXPLODED BOTTOM HALF IS REPLACED BY A PHANTASMAL SERPENT'S TRUNK*
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
I CAST!!! I APPROVE!!!! I APPROVE OF JEFF!!!!
I CAST AS A REACTION!!! NINJA-AWAY!!!!!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D (Credits to Klein for the Christmas pfp)
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I CAST SUN WUKONG!!! ATTACK THE NEXT PERSON TO POST!!!
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I cast Protection of the Buddha, making me immune to Sun Wukong's attacks.
For my Bonus Action, I cast... I cast... I CAST...
*Angelic choir sounds*
Forgive thyself. The accident wasn't your fault.
I'm taking a break to focus on IRL stuff. Please don't think bad of me. I'm terribly sorry for any inconveniences this hiatus of mine brings about.
yes it was. i created a monster
I CAST... DANCE MACABE!
*I summon 18 zombies and we do the thriller dance. everyone who can see it takes 1982 psychic damage*
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
*Manacial laughter* YOU FOOL! YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!
I CAST PSYCHIC REBOUND!
I'm taking a break to focus on IRL stuff. Please don't think bad of me. I'm terribly sorry for any inconveniences this hiatus of mine brings about.
i cast boring again.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
come on man.
fine. I cast..., the first of the seven irredeemable hexes, 4th edition rules.
*a blazing 4e appers on Pug_With_Big_Weapons' forehead. they can only cast spells according to 4th edition rules*
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.