Welp, this is a little game I made to see if it was actually possible! this is a sign up thread for a game about an old man challenging a party of monsters to a "quick" battle. You need to select a monster from the Free Rules and tell me what it is. Then you fight Bob! 12 player limit, 6 sub limit. We start at 3 players.
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Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
'Sup. name's Klarbo. see that moon up there? its my phylactery. THATS RIGHT B****S ITS THE MOON LICH! HE'S GONNA PUT BOB TO BED SO FAST HE'LL READ HIM A NIGHT-NIGHT BOOK OHHHHHH YEAH! 'CAUSE HE'S THE CREAM OF THE CROP!
can I switch out my spells as long as they're on the wizard spell list and in basic rules?
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
'Sup. name's Klarbo. see that moon up there? its my phylactery. THATS RIGHT B****S ITS THE MOON LICH! HE'S GONNA PUT BOB TO BED SO FAST HE'LL READ HIM A NIGHT-NIGHT BOOK OHHHHHH YEAH! 'CAUSE HE'S THE CREAM OF THE CROP!
can I switch out my spells as long as they're on the wizard spell list and in basic rules?
I will need a stat block if it’s not in the free rules, because my parents are cheaper and do not buy me anything. And yes.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
'Sup. name's Klarbo. see that moon up there? its my phylactery. THATS RIGHT B****S ITS THE MOON LICH! HE'S GONNA PUT BOB TO BED SO FAST HE'LL READ HIM A NIGHT-NIGHT BOOK OHHHHHH YEAH! 'CAUSE HE'S THE CREAM OF THE CROP!
can I switch out my spells as long as they're on the wizard spell list and in basic rules?
I will need a stat block if it’s not in the free rules, because my parents are cheaper and do not buy me anything. And yes.
the regular lich statblock is in the basic rules, I assume I have to tell you what spells I'm grabbing. can I grab non-basic spells if I tell you a scorce and tell you what the spells does?
'Sup. name's Klarbo. see that moon up there? its my phylactery. THATS RIGHT B****S ITS THE MOON LICH! HE'S GONNA PUT BOB TO BED SO FAST HE'LL READ HIM A NIGHT-NIGHT BOOK OHHHHHH YEAH! 'CAUSE HE'S THE CREAM OF THE CROP!
can I switch out my spells as long as they're on the wizard spell list and in basic rules?
I will need a stat block if it’s not in the free rules, because my parents are cheaper and do not buy me anything. And yes.
the regular lich statblock is in the basic rules, I assume I have to tell you what spells I'm grabbing. can I grab non-basic spells if I tell you a scorce and tell you what the spells does?
Umm sure but no instant death
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Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
'Sup. name's Klarbo. see that moon up there? its my phylactery. THATS RIGHT B****S ITS THE MOON LICH! HE'S GONNA PUT BOB TO BED SO FAST HE'LL READ HIM A NIGHT-NIGHT BOOK OHHHHHH YEAH! 'CAUSE HE'S THE CREAM OF THE CROP!
can I switch out my spells as long as they're on the wizard spell list and in basic rules?
I will need a stat block if it’s not in the free rules, because my parents are cheaper and do not buy me anything. And yes.
the regular lich statblock is in the basic rules, I assume I have to tell you what spells I'm grabbing. can I grab non-basic spells if I tell you a scorce and tell you what the spells does?
Umm sure but no instant death
you got it. I posted my edited spell list for you and my teammates.
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Welp, this is a little game I made to see if it was actually possible! this is a sign up thread for a game about an old man challenging a party of monsters to a "quick" battle. You need to select a monster from the Free Rules and tell me what it is. Then you fight Bob! 12 player limit, 6 sub limit. We start at 3 players.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
why do I feel like bob is overpowered?
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Is there a CR limit? I'm not sure Bob would like it if I pulled up with a tarrasque.
Don't you just love platypuses/platypi/platypodes?
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Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
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'Sup. name's Klarbo. see that moon up there? its my phylactery. THATS RIGHT B****S ITS THE MOON LICH! HE'S GONNA PUT BOB TO BED SO FAST HE'LL READ HIM A NIGHT-NIGHT BOOK OHHHHHH YEAH! 'CAUSE HE'S THE CREAM OF THE CROP!
can I switch out my spells as long as they're on the wizard spell list and in basic rules?
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
Both of those are fine, but any and all Lichs and Demilichs only have one life.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Although I will say, those would finish baby mode Bob in an instant, that’s the only one
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
And no wishing out of existence or Power Word Kill. (So, no instant death effects)
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
I will need a stat block if it’s not in the free rules, because my parents are cheaper and do not buy me anything. And yes.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
I looked at the vote results and… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Trust me, you do not want to play impossible mode.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
the regular lich statblock is in the basic rules, I assume I have to tell you what spells I'm grabbing. can I grab non-basic spells if I tell you a scorce and tell you what the spells does?
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
here's the spells imma use.
Cantrips (at will): chill touch, minor illusion, toll the dead(non-free. wis save, 4d8 Necrotic, or 4d12 if they aren't at full health)
1st level (4 slots): mage armor, magic missile, ray of sickness, thunderwave
2nd level (3 slots): blindness/deafness, detect thoughts, invisibility, mirror image
3rd level (3 slots): animate dead, counterspell, dispel magic, fireball
4th level (3 slots): blight, dimension door, Phantasmal killer
5th level (3 slots): cloudkill, geas
6th level (1 slot): disintegrate, globe of invulnerability, magic jar
7th level (1 slot): finger of death, plane shift
8th level (1 slot): maze, power word stun
9th level (1 slot): gate
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
Umm sure but no instant death
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
you got it. I posted my edited spell list for you and my teammates.
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.
I'm an ancient gold dragon named Selene
Fan of LOTR, star wars, and obvi dnd. I love eberron and spelljammer. PM me the word avocado.
I act like an emerald dragon fyi
Fan of LOTR, star wars, and obvi dnd. I love eberron and spelljammer. PM me the word avocado.
but i use the ancient gold dragon stat block
Fan of LOTR, star wars, and obvi dnd. I love eberron and spelljammer. PM me the word avocado.
ok
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Are you playing?
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Looking for a statblock. And now wondering why so many of the high CR monsters are dragons...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
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Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
how does an emerald dragon act?
gibber, besides dragon, there are a lot of high CR abberations and undead.
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Of TVs.