I grin as well as I can before a small fuse lights up on top of my head slowly burning down before reaching my head, and an explosion erupts with me as the epicenter, leaving me slightly smoking. I had turned into BoBomb the Angry Bird!
the explosion erupts from you, shattering brick and stone, and you land a short distance away.
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The hole is now much wider, but has lost much of its magic. a slithering sound comes from within... it sounds like its going to come out next round
the godmodder's spatula shows up, peels herozero off the floor, and dumps them in a large trash can. for reasons.
Godmodder: 299/300 HP
Hole. contains red eyed hazard (Active in one round!). Slimey ancient brick. Exploded + immobile.
I fly up into the air and turn back to human form, quickly pulling out 4 arrows, 2 with bags of holding and two with portable holes, and I fire one of each into the hole, with the portable hole going first. The hole expands on impact with SOMETHING inside the hole, and then the bag of holding flies through.
Quote from Master_of_Wolves>> I fly up into the air and turn back to human form, quickly pulling out 4 arrows, 2 with bags of holding and two with portable holes, and I fire one of each into the hole, with the portable hole going first. The hole expands on impact with SOMETHING inside the hole, and then the bag of holding flies through.
the bag of holding flys through the hole and reacts the way you clearly already know it will, practically vaporizing...
the tail of your new opponent. you deal significant damage, but now its up and about. it would appear to be a basilisk. luckily, your bow is between your eyes and its eyes so you're still alive, for now.
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the basilisk notices you and hisses while the godmodder gives it regeneration as an enchantment
Godmodder: 299/300 HP
Basilisk: 240/400 HP Flesh to stone gaze! really big! is a basilisk! eyes are known to be red!Enchanted: 40 health regeneration each turn.
I aim to land right beside the basilisk while pulling on a pair of mirrored goggles and forgetting the placement of the black hole from earlier that had been covered in white paint.
I aim to land right beside the basilisk while pulling on a pair of mirrored goggles and forgetting the placement of the black hole from earlier that had been covered in white paint.
Master Wolves hp: 250/250
you put on a pair of mirrored goggles. this means you cannot see, because the mirrors are in the way, but it does protect you from the basilisk. you proceed to walk backwards a step, trip, and fall onto a trampoline that sits atop the black hole. for some reason.
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The basilisk trys to attack the godmodder, only to get hit by 10 instances of damage via pebbles and make its wisdom saving throw on the tenth one.
Godmodder: 299/300 HP
Basilisk: 270/400 HP Flesh to stone gaze! really big! is a basilisk! eyes are known to be red!Enchanted: 40 health regeneration each turn. Low wisdom saving throws.
I fly into the battle, place a blindfold on, and summon a barrage of magic missiles to attack the godmodder while falling straight for the trampoline.
you do that, but the godmodder pulls out a portable hole, into which the missiles fly, then shoot out and just barely miss you as you bounce back up from the trampoline.
I throw off the goggles off of my head and stand up unsteadily, readying my bow.
you do that! the basilisk is looking the other way at the moment.
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The basilisk hisses and starts to move when the godmodder stops him for a moment.
The Godmodder conjures a chicken in front of the Basilisk.
Godmodder: 299/300 HP
Basilisk: 310/400 HP Flesh to stone gaze! really big! is a basilisk! eyes are known to be red!Enchanted: 20 health regeneration each turn. Low wisdom saving throws.
I turn the basilisk into a blink dog, cast darkness on the ground directly in front of me, and remove the blindfold before bouncing again.
you do that! the blink dog can no longer attack you guys because it doesn't know where you are and can't see you! ...its also kinda stupid.
The Blink dog looks around and starts walking in a random direction. eventually, it might see you again, but its less of a threat in this state.
The Godmodder looks around and decides the Blink Dog has the battle well in hand for now, and starts working on something else... there's a voice in the distance. Nika. Nika. Nika.Nika. NIKA!
Godmodder: 299/300 HP 1/7 Nika. Nika. Nika. Nika. NIKA! confident.
Blink dog: 320/400 HP Flesh to stone gaze! really big! is actually a basilisk! eyes are known to be red!Enchanted: 10 health regeneration each turn. Temporarily heightened wisdom saving throws. Turns back into Basilisk after taking 22 damage!
I charge in on an owlbear, and point at the godmodder, casting vicious mockery, hoping to convince him that he is a fictional character.
"It's all a lie, you're not real, I'm not real, this whole battle isn't even happening, because you are a fictional character."
The Godmodder casts disintegrate on the owlbear, causing you to fall to the ground and roll slightly. you proceed to roll into a sitting position, point at him, and use Vicious Mockery.
The Godmodder now knows that this is not real life, which he suspected might be the case already. he hunches over and starts mutteGODMODDER:-he world does not exist, I would still like to know what, exactly it is that does not exist. GODMODDER: Hey, it worked. Always nice to add another ability to my ArStopWhat JmessingOh fudup theis was aformatting.bad idea. Can I get a do-ov
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1 Damage to the Godmodder. 100 damage to the Blink Dog without turning it into a Basilisk. Godmodders emotional state is no longer confident. Nika. Nika. Nika.Nika. NIKA! disrupted and probably canceled.
The blink dog rolls in some mud to put out the rainbow flames it mysteriously found itself covered in after the godmodder said something about something being a bad idea.
The Godmodder is too confused to act this round.
Godmodder: 298/300 HP confused.
Blink dog: 220/400 HP Flesh to Flesh gaze! kinda small! is actually a basilisk! eyes are known to be red! Temporarily heightened wisdom saving throws. Turns back into Basilisk after taking 22 damage!
i look on in pity as your sanity starts breaking, before i fire my last portable hole arrow and bag of holding arrow a few seconds later, aiming for right under the godmodder's feet.
i look on in pity as your sanity starts breaking, before i fire my last portable hole arrow and bag of holding arrow a few seconds later, aiming for right under the godmodder's feet.
Whos sanity is breaking? The Godmodder is perfectly sane, and if my sanity where to break this reality would with it.
While the Godmodder may be somewhat confused by the recent events, he still has the presence of mind to use his ranks in monk to catch the arrows and throw them away... especially since this same trick's been used three times now. its a bit too predictably by this point.
The Godmodder is also pretty sure you only pulled out enough arrows for 2
I summon and bind a servitor of the outer gods, commanding it to attack the godmodder
A servitor of the outer gods appears! in the time before you manage to bind it, you take some Sanity damage. this won't do much now, but it might be a problem later.
The servitor of the outer gods wriths in the blink dog's general direction. -8% Sanity!
The blink dog blinks twice and does 16 damage to the Servitor of the outer gods.
The Godmodder extends his normal defences against damage to apply to sanity damage (must be creative to do anything)... and points out that an Insane Godmodder would probably mean bad things regardless.
Alignments will now display next to the names of non-player beings! woo!
[OG] means opposing Godmodder, [AG] means aiding Godmodder, [H]means hates everyone, [A] means ambivalent or neutral, and [GM] means godmodder. Shard means a powerful entity, usually formed with a shard of a much more powerful entitys life force.
[GM]Godmodder: 298/300 HP Less confused.
[H-OG] Servitor of the outer gods: 19/35 HP Bound to Acerak!
[AG-Shard]Blink dog: 220/400 HP Flesh to Flesh gaze! kinda small! is actually a basilisk! eyes are known to be red! Temporarily heightened wisdom saving throws. Turns back into Basilisk after taking 22 damage! 92% Sanity.
I would like to cast Dominate Monster on the basilisk and send it to attack the godmodder.
I aim to land right beside the basilisk while pulling on a pair of mirrored goggles and forgetting the placement of the black hole from earlier that had been covered in white paint.
Master Wolves hp: 250/250
you do that. the godmodder proceeds to throw pebbles at the basilisk until it makes its wisdom saving throw. 19+ is a making roll.20
10 damage to the Basilisk! godmodder's action wasted!
I fly into the battle, place a blindfold on, and summon a barrage of magic missiles to attack the godmodder while falling straight for the trampoline.
SirNatureWriter's Hit points: 256/256
I throw off the goggles off of my head and stand up unsteadily, readying my bow.
I shoot another 2 missiles at the chicken, with the portable hole-bag of holding combo.
I turn the basilisk into a blink dog, cast darkness on the ground directly in front of me, and remove the blindfold before bouncing again.
Yes, you may jump in at any time. I'm going to go make that clearer in the first post.
/notanupdate.
i look on in pity as your sanity starts breaking, before i fire my last portable hole arrow and bag of holding arrow a few seconds later, aiming for right under the godmodder's feet.
I summon and bind a servitor of the outer gods, commanding it to attack the godmodder
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I put on my earmuffs and command the servitor to play a note so painfully loud it could cause damage to the godmodder
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In the distance, I open up a dimension door, and haul out a giant ballista, along with several pieces of ammunition.