I use the explosion of the illusion to disguise my approach, and try to stab the magnet bar with my Flex Tape (TM) Rapier.
and then... drumroll please.... I charge to Pionoplayer.Nope
(OOC: Is that it? Did I charge right? Did I eat the Cheerios?)
Wait, did you try to do that before? hm.
anyway, you target a random half of the magnet, since you didn't specify. [1D2, roll a 1] Positive half! you deal 19 *0.75 (Because you're still gloomed, m90.), and do 14 damage to the positive half! this also heals the negative half. the Giant Bar Magnet now has 76 HP in the positive section, and -76 in the negative section.
Imma confirm to remove gloom, then fix fire exit and recruit peopleses.
Minions have enough Attack to kill guards, so do that. Support minions buff books. Slime and crusher punch magnet I guess? Mini slimes start making a magic slime ladder up to the space station. @aisenberg Erm...why are you stabbing my slime reaper? Howard blow up creation.
You remove your goth meter. the angsty goths disperse. your action power shoots up an extra 0.15, to 0.9. you fix the fire exit further and recruit Crime Johnson.
I will withdraw from this current auction so that my charge will not disappear when it is finished. Me wants relic! CHURG.
you do the thing. action power: 0.95 [it's still bellow 1 because you where asphyxiating and need to recover at the stated rate.] 74 68 65 20 6w 61 73 6y 65 64 20 63 61 6v 6v 6u 74 20 77 69 65 6x 64 20 74 68 65 20 72 65 6x 69 63. Rever->Hex.
The lazor finishes charing. The Crusher 49 attack! buuut which bar magnet half? you didn't say, so they randomize, roll a 2, hit the negative, and heal the pos by 5. The reaper receives the order as it's barrelling towards the Godmodder... but decides No! it will see this mission through to the end! ...it proceeds to be set ablaze. 15 armor-piercing damage each round, and the Godmodder calmly dodges its flailing. The elementals and general idle. seriously, they need orders, or at least Something to do! the builders are out of iron, so only 10 more HP. The magnet acts! the positive half does 20 damage to the fortress, and the negative third heals the positive half for 20... which also grants it -20 HP. The Deva heals the Orbital light amplification by zettawave optical reaction satellite a bit. +10% integrity. The Godmodder looks at the bar magnet in amazement. Is this for real? this random gimmicky thing is actually doing well! capitalizing on it, he grants the magnets an extra 5% of their health in attack, continually.
[GM] Godmodder: 288 /300 HP1/1 stored action [AG] Giant Bar Magnet (Pos) 101 HP. 20 Attack +5% of health. Linked! Giant Bar Magnet (Neg) -101 HP. -20 Attack +5% of health. Linked!Giant bar magnet (neutral, in middle) 70 HP [A]Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite 16% integrity. IMMA FIRING MY LAZOR Ready! (Staffed by Crime Johnson.) high up. Wooby's property. [A] Armoured slime reaper 105/130 HP 5 AC 20A. Slime swirl in 1! Basic slimes 5 hp x12 2A x12 (Ablaze: -15 HP per round ) [Hvn] Deva 30/50 HP on space station! fairly confused. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon I - Vessel of griefdown and out. [A] Crusher 49 15/15 HP 5A, Woobydooby's property. Eishalon(Vessel of grief) proof. Take the number of facebook friends you have multiply that by the total number of average likes you get on your posts per day [OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema [OG]Lesser Elemental 1 hp .5 Atk x1 GLOOM [NO]NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod! starmaterial-goldenrod staff. [OG] Fortress 213 hp 31.5% done Clouded mirror defence! 44 HP Turret (27-28 retaliation damage in range. 10-10 to things not in range but near fort)! chokepoint (near turret B, scryproof) turret B (10-10 retaliatory damage when in range). [OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort! 005.9 power 022 12 141 Shield bubble thingy 25/25 forces attacks to target fortress!(+6.8 per turn!)
[AG?]mushroomy undead (lower half of basilisk! 3 turns of improvement! stunned, unstatted.) mushroom Zambies -1 .8x15 hp .1x15 A.
Woobydoobydoo : strength I, precision I, emotional manipulation I wearing Eishalon mask (2)! Shopkeeper: has Weird... sphere... thing? ("relic") Leathco: GLOOM. Aeisenberg: GLOOM.
I mean statistically speaking that is more likely to happen each roll then not.
there's a sharp crackle as the Creation loses 15 HP.
The minions extinguish the guard, as howard fires upon the crenelation (8 damage), and hatsune and nolegs buff books' next action. The creation stands there, calm. you are weak. he will triumph.
[AG]Obstacle course Large wall x1 [Howard]Pillars x1 Wall with climbing rope x1[Books](atop wall) trapped path x2 room that locks once entered x1 Lava network x1(guarded, 40 HP) roomba x904 demonlings x20 spike pits x5 Final trap x3 [AG] Godmodder's creation 93(10 Regen) HP 4 CP (+4 per turn!) 3/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery [A] Energy field 318HP (destroys anything it touches!) [P] Booksbooks3 59/100 HP 0,0,6. in obstacle course [P]Acerak the eternal 96/100 HP 0,0,4. choice area. [Weird-wooby]Minion Potato police car 12/15 HP 2*2 attack, subtle POLICE BRUTALITY in 2! [Weird-wooby]Nolegs the cat 50/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, Cat Dash ready! [A-Wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A) [A-wooby] hatsune miku 9/10 HP attack-buffing powas.
25/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife 0.55/35 for Dragonfire
25/25 expended for Unusually Aggressive Widlife! There is a rumbling sound herd, and a herd of fuzzy elephants *psst psst whispering* oh, apparently these are called "wooly mammoths", not "fuzzy elephants". My bad. Anyways, political correctness aside, the herd of elephants stampedes through the battlefield, and makes their way through everything. The stampede leaves behind two of their members. A single wooly mammoth, and a single, very VERY confused giant squid. Since books had less than 2.5 store credit stored up to their name, and wooby is withdrawn from the auction, NOBODY wins. So the wooly mammoth and giant squid will wander around the battlefield doing whatever they feel like (Read: JOEbob can do whatever he wants with them and feels is appropriate) until someone coughs up the needed credits to purchase them outright.
Stats! The Tundra Mammoth is a tankier entity, having more health and less attack power, as well as a 3 round charged special: STAMPEDE, which summons up that stampede of wooly mammoths again, only this time with damage, dealing heavy damage to every enemy on the field. Not allies or entities that the owner/entity feels ambivalent about, just enemies. The Giant Squid is a bit squishier, but that's because of its powerful charged ability, which is on a one/two round timer (Can be used every other round) that summons up 2 tentacles. These tentacles have separate attacks of their own, as well as their own health bars. The Squid starts with two tentacles.
(OOC: I vote to hitting the GM himself, I think I can handle the magnets. He said, tempting fate.)
Alright, I quickly pull out my lute, position myself just right, so that I don't hit anyone else with it, and try to make the magnets fly apart with a Thunderwave, which is created by the lute.
the magnets are attracted to one another too strongly to pull part. you do, however, dent the middle uncharged area, and slightly reduce the charge of the other two.
charges and orders given. the mask re-randomizes its buffs: Heresy magic I, Poisoned flesh I, and emotional manipulation I, which is always going to be there
25/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife 0.55/35 for Dragonfire
25/25 expended for Unusually Aggressive Widlife! There is a rumbling sound herd, and a herd of fuzzy elephants *psst psst whispering* oh, apparently these are called "wooly mammoths", not "fuzzy elephants". My bad. Anyways, political correctness aside, the herd of elephants stampedes through the battlefield, and makes their way through everything. The stampede leaves behind two of their members. A single wooly mammoth, and a single, very VERY confused giant squid. Since books had less than 2.5 store credit stored up to their name, and wooby is withdrawn from the auction, NOBODY wins. So the wooly mammoth and giant squid will wander around the battlefield doing whatever they feel like (Read: JOEbob can do whatever he wants with them and feels is appropriate) until someone coughs up the needed credits to purchase them outright.
Stats! The Tundra Mammoth is a tankier entity, having more health and less attack power, as well as a 3 round charged special: STAMPEDE, which summons up that stampede of wooly mammoths again, only this time with damage, dealing heavy damage to every enemy on the field. Not allies or entities that the owner/entity feels ambivalent about, just enemies. The Giant Squid is a bit squishier, but that's because of its powerful charged ability, which is on a one/two round timer (Can be used every other round) that summons up 2 tentacles. These tentacles have separate attacks of their own, as well as their own health bars. The Squid starts with two tentacles.
each entity receives 12.5 charge. The mammoth gets 150 HP, 20 attack, and its special. The squid has 80 HP, 10 attack, and each tentacle has 10 HP and 2 attack. note, if the squid dies, the tendrils lose their attack.
I mysteriously appear from a sudden puff of smoke.
Alright then. the Godmodder shrugs. Standard fare, really.
The Orbital Light Amplification By Zettawave Optical Reaction Satellite prepares to fire at the Godmodder... but wait! Nobody stopped the climate change snowball! it slams into Crime Johnson, keeping him from activating the LAZOR.... and sends him flying into some crucial machinery! The Orbital Light Amplification By Zettawave optical reaction satellite Explodes! at least it was a nice fireworks display... The Deva also gets caught in the blast, taking 10 damage. this would have occurred regardless of the target. The mammoth and enormous squid look at the field in confusion. Crusher and the armored slime reaper and his slimes attack the positive half! 49 damage to it, and 49 healing to the negative half! Literally everything else except the bar magnet idles. the bar magnet (pos) attacks the slime reaper for 23-5 damage! (Its targets are limited to magnetic things) the negative magnet continues healing the positive one. +23 health to it and - 23 to the negative magnet. The Godmodder Shrugs and looks at the squid. that thing could snowball... ... he proceeds to open the drain in the tub it's swimming in! oh no! if nothing stops it, the squid'll get all tangled up!
[GM] Godmodder: 288 /300 HP1/1 stored action [AG] Giant Bar Magnet (Pos) 71 HP. 20 Attack +5% of health. Linked! Giant Bar Magnet (Neg) -71 HP. -20 Attack +5% of health. Linked!Giant bar magnet (neutral, in middle) 50 HP [A]Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite 0% integrity. He Dead Mate [A] Mammoth 150/150 HP 20A, Stampede in 3! (unbought) [A] Enormous squid 80/80 HP 10 A git anotha tendril in 1! (unbought) Tendrils 10x2 HP 2x2 A drain suction'd! [A] Armoured slime reaper 82/130 HP 5 AC 20A. Slime swirl ready! Basic slimes 5 hp x12 2A x12 (Ablaze: -15 HP per round ) [Hvn] Deva 20/50 HP on space station! fairly confused. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon I - Vessel of griefdown and out. [A] Crusher 49 15/15 HP 5A, Woobydooby's property. Eishalon(Vessel of grief) proof. Multiply that by the number of times you're tagged in other people's posts [OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema [OG]Lesser Elemental 1 hp .5 Atk x1 GLOOM [NO]NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod! starmaterial-goldenrod staff. [OG] Fortress 213 hp 31.5% done Clouded mirror defence! 44 HP Turret (27-28 retaliation damage in range. 10-10 to things not in range but near fort)! chokepoint (near turret B, scryproof) turret B (10-10 retaliatory damage when in range). [OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort! 005.9 power 022 12 141 Shield bubble thingy 25/25 forces attacks to target fortress!(+6.8 per turn!)
[AG?]mushroomy undead (lower half of basilisk! 3 turns of improvement! stunned, unstatted.) mushroom Zambies -1 .8x15 hp .1x15 A.
Woobydoobydoo : heresy magic I, poison body I, emotional manipulation I , wearing Eishalon mask (3)! Shopkeeper: has Weird... sphere... thing? ("relic") Leathco: GLOOM. Aeisenberg: GLOOM.
Hmmm...Alright, continuing through the obstacle course.
You rocket through the obstacle course, bursting through 3 walls like koolaid man, and arrive in a room. it proceeds to seal behind you... and the ceiling seems awfully hot...
The minions and howard repeat their actions, for 12 damage. Hatsune and nolegs buff booksbooks next action again! The creation uses Extra trap/Field Trickery, and 7 CP. The walls of the locked room electrify, a powerful current coursing through it, as it uses 1 CP to activate its trap: Lava starts pouring through small holes in the ceiling, but if you don't escape soon, the holes will enlarge and you, be burned alive! oh no!
[AG]Obstacle course Large wall x1 [Howard]Pillars x1 Wall with climbing rope x1 trapped path x2 room that locks once entered[Books] x1 Lava network x1(guarded, 40 HP) roomba x904 demonlings x20 spike pits x5 Final trap x3 [AG] Godmodder's creation 91(10 Regen) HP 0 CP (+4 per turn!) 1/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery [A] Energy field 314HP (destroys anything it touches!) [P] Booksbooks3 59/100 HP 0,0,6. in obstacle course [P]Acerak the eternal 96/100 HP 0,0,4. choice area. [Weird-wooby]Minion Potato police car 12/15 HP 2*2 attack, subtle POLICE BRUTALITY in 1! [Weird-wooby]Nolegs the cat 50/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, Cat Dash ready! [A-Wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A) [A-wooby] hatsune miku 9/10 HP attack-buffing powas.
Time for a post mortem of the Orbital lazor satellite. The shopkeeper takes the vial of white light that appears, and puts it into the space under the main desk. A screen flips up and shows the life and times of the orbital LAZOR satellite. It was created in 1995 by the Chaos control center for the purpose of destroying overly chaotic scenes, and then one day, on an ordinary routine orbit of the planet Earth, it floated through a mysterious inter dimensional wormhole, and was co-opted by the Shopkeeper's magical prowess. It was immediately set upon by the Godmodder summoning Meta Knight. Meta Knight proved to be a dangerous foe, and so did the Godmodder, who got a seagull stuck in the inner workings, jamming it for several rounds before the satellite' new master, wooby, came up, kicked the snot out of Meta Knight and repaired the satellite, which proceeded to obliterate the last of the Eishalon's hp with its first, massive attack. It then went back to being attacked by meta knight, who was now the mush. And then it got slapped with regulatory warnings. Turns out, taking lots of damage to your highly dangerous orbital space station negates its ability to meet OSHA compliance. Who knew? Then, right before it could actually be useful again and fire off a second attack... The snowball of climate change hit it. Exploding it in its entirety.
Rounds survived: 12!
The shopkeeper leans back. "Huh, it should've gone off three or four times in the time it was given from the stats it had." ... "Yes, I know the Godmodder is capable of throwing things out of whack like that, but still." ... "Yeah, I guess it's not our problem anyways."
Orders: The Giant Squid will leave the tub its in, due to it being the EBF3 Giant Squid and thus perfectly capable of surviving on land.
Also, I'm modifying the auction some. So that people always get at least some of their money's worth. From now on, when you win an auction, the most you'll have to pay is [charge amount - 1] instead of [charge amount]. I know that's kinda small, but it means you're still getting somewhat of a bargain even if you've got more credit than there is charge in the charge.
OOC: I dream of the day I will roll high enough to donate at least one charge. :-)
I fire a disintegrate at the creation
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
I will withdraw from this current auction so that my charge will not disappear when it is finished. Me wants relic! CHURG.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Aeisenberg, you can't charge and act in the same action, it doesn't work that way, you'll need to make another post to charge.
17.4/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
Stored credit:
Wooby: 4.20 (withdrawn from auction)
Books: 1.4
Redrover: 1
Shop items:
Eishalon Sphere: 10 charge.
Imma KLUNG.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Shopkeep thanks Aeisenberg for his recent contributions.
19.55/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
Stored credit:
Wooby: 5.05 (withdrawn from auction)
Books: 1.4
Aeisenberg: 1
Redrover: 1
Shop items:
Eishalon Sphere: 10 charge.
74 68 65 20 6w 61 73 6y 65 64 20 63 61 6v 6v 6u 74 20 77 69 65 6x 64 20 74 68 65 20 72 65 6x 69 63. Rever->Hex.
The Crusher 49 attack! buuut which bar magnet half? you didn't say, so they randomize, roll a 2, hit the negative, and heal the pos by 5.
The reaper receives the order as it's barrelling towards the Godmodder... but decides No! it will see this mission through to the end!
...it proceeds to be set ablaze. 15 armor-piercing damage each round, and the Godmodder calmly dodges its flailing.
The elementals and general idle. seriously, they need orders, or at least Something to do! the builders are out of iron, so only 10 more HP.
The magnet acts! the positive half does 20 damage to the fortress, and the negative third heals the positive half for 20... which also grants it -20 HP.
The Deva heals the Orbital light amplification by zettawave optical reaction satellite a bit. +10% integrity.
The Godmodder looks at the bar magnet in amazement. Is this for real? this random gimmicky thing is actually doing well! capitalizing on it, he grants the magnets an extra 5% of their health in attack, continually.
[GM] Godmodder: 288 /300 HP 1/1 stored action
[AG] Giant Bar Magnet (Pos) 101 HP. 20 Attack +5% of health. Linked!
Giant Bar Magnet (Neg) -101 HP. -20 Attack +5% of health. Linked!Giant bar magnet (neutral, in middle) 70 HP
[A] Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite 16% integrity. IMMA FIRING MY LAZOR Ready! (Staffed by Crime Johnson.) high up. Wooby's property.
[A] Armoured slime reaper 105/130 HP 5 AC 20A. Slime swirl in 1! Basic slimes 5 hp x12 2A x12 (Ablaze: -15 HP per round )
[Hvn] Deva 30/50 HP on space station! fairly confused.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon I - Vessel of grief down and out.
[A] Crusher 49 15/15 HP 5A, Woobydooby's property. Eishalon(Vessel of grief) proof. Take the number of facebook friends you have multiply that by the total number of average likes you get on your posts per day
[OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[OG] Lesser Elemental 1 hp .5 Atk x1 GLOOM
[NO] NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod! starmaterial-goldenrod staff.
[OG] Fortress 213 hp 31.5% done Clouded mirror defence! 44 HP Turret (27-28 retaliation damage in range. 10-10 to things not in range but near fort)! chokepoint (near turret B, scryproof) turret B (10-10 retaliatory damage when in range).
[OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort! 005.9 power 0 22 12 14 1
Shield bubble thingy 25/25 forces attacks to target fortress!(+6.8 per turn!)
Woobydoobydoo : strength I, precision I, emotional manipulation I wearing Eishalon mask (2)!
Shopkeeper: has Weird... sphere... thing? ("relic")
Leathco: GLOOM.
Aeisenberg: GLOOM.
The creation stands there, calm. you are weak. he will triumph.
[AG] Obstacle course Large wall x1 [Howard] Pillars x1 Wall with climbing rope x1[Books](atop wall) trapped path x2 room that locks once entered x1 Lava network x1(guarded, 40 HP) roomba x904 demonlings x20 spike pits x5 Final trap x3
[AG] Godmodder's creation 93(10 Regen) HP 4 CP (+4 per turn!) 3/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery
[A] Energy field 318HP (destroys anything it touches!)
[P] Booksbooks3 59/100 HP 0,0,6. in obstacle course
[P]
Acerak the eternal 96/100 HP 0,0,4. choice area.[Weird-wooby] Minion Potato police car 12/15 HP 2*2 attack, subtle POLICE BRUTALITY in 2!
[Weird-wooby] Nolegs the cat 50/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, Cat Dash ready!
[A-Wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A)
[A-wooby] hatsune miku 9/10 HP attack-buffing powas.
Almost finished with Unusually Aggressive Wildife WOOP WOOP.
20.55/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
Stored credit:
Wooby: 5.3 (withdrawn from auction)
Books: 1.4
Redrover: 1
Aeisenberg: .75
Shop items:
Eishalon Sphere: 10 charge.
Churg. mainfield minions attack pos half of magnet AND THAT MEANS YOU TOO SLIME REAPER DAMMIT. Sidequest minions do same as last time.
LAZOR vote: GM or magnet?
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
You feel the ground rumbling beneath your feet. What is that, a stampede?
22.55/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
Stored credit:
Wooby: 5.3 (withdrawn from auction)
Books: 1.4
Redrover: 1
Aeisenberg: .75
Shop items:
Eishalon Sphere: 10 charge.
KLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJG.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Churg. LAZOR kablast GM.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Hmmm...Alright, continuing through the obstacle course.
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
25/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
0.55/35 for Dragonfire
25/25 expended for Unusually Aggressive Widlife! There is a rumbling sound herd, and a herd of fuzzy elephants *psst psst whispering* oh, apparently these are called "wooly mammoths", not "fuzzy elephants". My bad. Anyways, political correctness aside, the herd of elephants stampedes through the battlefield, and makes their way through everything. The stampede leaves behind two of their members. A single wooly mammoth, and a single, very VERY confused giant squid.
Since books had less than 2.5 store credit stored up to their name, and wooby is withdrawn from the auction, NOBODY wins. So the wooly mammoth and giant squid will wander around the battlefield doing whatever they feel like (Read: JOEbob can do whatever he wants with them and feels is appropriate) until someone coughs up the needed credits to purchase them outright.
Stats!
The Tundra Mammoth is a tankier entity, having more health and less attack power, as well as a 3 round charged special: STAMPEDE, which summons up that stampede of wooly mammoths again, only this time with damage, dealing heavy damage to every enemy on the field. Not allies or entities that the owner/entity feels ambivalent about, just enemies.
The Giant Squid is a bit squishier, but that's because of its powerful charged ability, which is on a one/two round timer (Can be used every other round) that summons up 2 tentacles. These tentacles have separate attacks of their own, as well as their own health bars. The Squid starts with two tentacles.
Stored credit:
Wooby: 7.3 (withdrawn from auction)
Books: 1.4
Redrover: 1
Aeisenberg: .75
Shop items:
Eishalon Sphere: 10 charge.
Mammoth: 7 charge
Giant Squid: 7 charge
fine... I'll contribute 2.5Nvm it requires more than 2.5 is 7 for each woop"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I mysteriously appear from a sudden puff of smoke.
Yes, I did chose this username to be the punchline of a joke.
The mammoth and enormous squid look at the field in confusion.
Crusher and the armored slime reaper and his slimes attack the positive half! 49 damage to it, and 49 healing to the negative half!
Literally everything else except the bar magnet idles. the bar magnet (pos) attacks the slime reaper for 23-5 damage! (Its targets are limited to magnetic things) the negative magnet continues healing the positive one. +23 health to it and - 23 to the negative magnet.
The Godmodder Shrugs and looks at the squid. that thing could snowball...
...
he proceeds to open the drain in the tub it's swimming in! oh no! if nothing stops it, the squid'll get all tangled up!
[GM] Godmodder: 288 /300 HP 1/1 stored action
[AG] Giant Bar Magnet (Pos) 71 HP. 20 Attack +5% of health. Linked!
Giant Bar Magnet (Neg) -71 HP. -20 Attack +5% of health. Linked!Giant bar magnet (neutral, in middle) 50 HP
[A] Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite 0% integrity. He Dead Mate
[A] Mammoth 150/150 HP 20A, Stampede in 3! (unbought)
[A] Enormous squid 80/80 HP 10 A git anotha tendril in 1! (unbought) Tendrils 10x2 HP 2x2 A drain suction'd!
[A] Armoured slime reaper 82/130 HP 5 AC 20A. Slime swirl ready! Basic slimes 5 hp x12 2A x12 (Ablaze: -15 HP per round )
[Hvn] Deva 20/50 HP on space station! fairly confused.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon I - Vessel of grief down and out.
[A] Crusher 49 15/15 HP 5A, Woobydooby's property. Eishalon(Vessel of grief) proof. Multiply that by the number of times you're tagged in other people's posts
[OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[OG] Lesser Elemental 1 hp .5 Atk x1 GLOOM
[NO] NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod! starmaterial-goldenrod staff.
[OG] Fortress 213 hp 31.5% done Clouded mirror defence! 44 HP Turret (27-28 retaliation damage in range. 10-10 to things not in range but near fort)! chokepoint (near turret B, scryproof) turret B (10-10 retaliatory damage when in range).
[OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort! 005.9 power 0 22 12 14 1
Shield bubble thingy 25/25 forces attacks to target fortress!(+6.8 per turn!)
Woobydoobydoo : heresy magic I, poison body I, emotional manipulation I , wearing Eishalon mask (3)!
Shopkeeper: has Weird... sphere... thing? ("relic")
Leathco: GLOOM.
Aeisenberg: GLOOM.
Hatsune and nolegs buff booksbooks next action again!
The creation uses Extra trap/Field Trickery, and 7 CP. The walls of the locked room electrify, a powerful current coursing through it, as it uses 1 CP to activate its trap: Lava starts pouring through small holes in the ceiling, but if you don't escape soon, the holes will enlarge and you, be burned alive! oh no!
[AG] Obstacle course Large wall x1 [Howard] Pillars x1 Wall with climbing rope x1 trapped path x2 room that locks once entered[Books] x1 Lava network x1(guarded, 40 HP) roomba x904 demonlings x20 spike pits x5 Final trap x3
[AG] Godmodder's creation 91(10 Regen) HP 0 CP (+4 per turn!) 1/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery
[A] Energy field 314HP (destroys anything it touches!)
[P] Booksbooks3 59/100 HP 0,0,6. in obstacle course
[P]
Acerak the eternal 96/100 HP 0,0,4. choice area.[Weird-wooby] Minion Potato police car 12/15 HP 2*2 attack, subtle POLICE BRUTALITY in 1!
[Weird-wooby] Nolegs the cat 50/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, Cat Dash ready!
[A-Wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A)
[A-wooby] hatsune miku 9/10 HP attack-buffing powas.
Time for a post mortem of the Orbital lazor satellite.
The shopkeeper takes the vial of white light that appears, and puts it into the space under the main desk. A screen flips up and shows the life and times of the orbital LAZOR satellite. It was created in 1995 by the Chaos control center for the purpose of destroying overly chaotic scenes, and then one day, on an ordinary routine orbit of the planet Earth, it floated through a mysterious inter dimensional wormhole, and was co-opted by the Shopkeeper's magical prowess.
It was immediately set upon by the Godmodder summoning Meta Knight. Meta Knight proved to be a dangerous foe, and so did the Godmodder, who got a seagull stuck in the inner workings, jamming it for several rounds before the satellite' new master, wooby, came up, kicked the snot out of Meta Knight and repaired the satellite, which proceeded to obliterate the last of the Eishalon's hp with its first, massive attack.
It then went back to being attacked by meta knight, who was now the mush. And then it got slapped with regulatory warnings. Turns out, taking lots of damage to your highly dangerous orbital space station negates its ability to meet OSHA compliance. Who knew? Then, right before it could actually be useful again and fire off a second attack...
The snowball of climate change hit it. Exploding it in its entirety.
Rounds survived: 12!
The shopkeeper leans back. "Huh, it should've gone off three or four times in the time it was given from the stats it had."
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"Yes, I know the Godmodder is capable of throwing things out of whack like that, but still."
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"Yeah, I guess it's not our problem anyways."
Orders: The Giant Squid will leave the tub its in, due to it being the EBF3 Giant Squid and thus perfectly capable of surviving on land.
1.55/35 for Dragonfire
Stored credit:
Wooby: 7.3 (withdrawn from auction)
Books: 1.4
Redrover: 1
Aeisenberg: .75
Shop items:
Eishalon Sphere: 10 charge.
Mammoth: 7 charge
Giant Squid: 7 charge
Also, I'm modifying the auction some. So that people always get at least some of their money's worth. From now on, when you win an auction, the most you'll have to pay is [charge amount - 1] instead of [charge amount]. I know that's kinda small, but it means you're still getting somewhat of a bargain even if you've got more credit than there is charge in the charge.
@piono You missed my CHURG at post 636.
Minions do same thing as last time and slime reaper put self out and swirl, nolegs catdash creation and course.
CHURG
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."