Wondrous Item, rare (requires attunement by a The user must make at least one person roll their eyes in disgust by the use of bad puns to attune to this item and must have the ability to cast the Vicious Mockery cantrip.)

Upon first look, this item appears to be an ordinary scroll rolled by two wooden rollers marked on each end with the word "Punisher" in Goblinoid. When opened the scroll's contents appear to be an ever-changing list of extraordinarily bad puns. The item has no effect unless a user attuned to it uses the Vicious Mockery cantrip. When the wielder uses the vicious mockery cantrip they may use their reaction to force the target to reroll their saving throw. They may do so after learning if it is a success or failure. If a target fails its save against Vicious Mockery cast by the wielder they cannot use a reaction until the start of their next turn.

 Upon entering the crypt we encountered a small group of Wights in the main hallway. I quickly drew my mace and engaged the vile creatures. From behind me, I heard our small bardic friend yell at our adversary," You look like a marshmallow after its been in the campfire!" after a quick pause of confusion and a slightly more than average hateful glance from the creatures he continued "Nevermind you obviously have the Wight stuff!". The entire hallway went silent even the Wights gave pause. I had no idea undead could experience a migraine. - an excerpt from Alduin, High Priest of Lathander's memoirs called 'MyTravels with a Nitwit'

 

Notes: The user must make at least one person roll their eyes in disgust by the use of bad puns to attune to this item and must have the ability to cast the Vicious Mockery cantrip., Social, Combat

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