*Yup, random stuff happens on crits throughout the entire campaign.*
The tavernkeep laughs. "You shoot me, this entire tavern goes up in flames." He shows some sort of steampunk invention that is tracking his heartbeat, and points to a few bombs hidden around the tavern. He then pulls some pistols out of his pockets.
"well, I am just gonna leave"
chippy backs up, and when he gets outside, starts running to the nearby village
*There are no nearby villages, only a few towns that'll take half a day to get to. The best you can do is hide out in this town for now.*
*ok. he finds a house with an attic, and sits in it. silently.*
*There is loud arguing about cheese from the room below.*
*he listens carefully, and when everyone goes to bed he goes downstairs.*
*Gonna take a while, probably*
*ok.I will just wait for a bit then*
*They can't decide on what kind of cheese to use for a cheesecake. They decide on regular Cheddar.*
*Yup, random stuff happens on crits throughout the entire campaign.*
The tavernkeep laughs. "You shoot me, this entire tavern goes up in flames." He shows some sort of steampunk invention that is tracking his heartbeat, and points to a few bombs hidden around the tavern. He then pulls some pistols out of his pockets.
"well, I am just gonna leave"
chippy backs up, and when he gets outside, starts running to the nearby village
*There are no nearby villages, only a few towns that'll take half a day to get to. The best you can do is hide out in this town for now.*
*ok. he finds a house with an attic, and sits in it. silently.*
*There is loud arguing about cheese from the room below.*
*he listens carefully, and when everyone goes to bed he goes downstairs.*
*Gonna take a while, probably*
*ok.I will just wait for a bit then*
*They can't decide on what kind of cheese to use for a cheesecake. They decide on regular Cheddar.*
cheddar is a good choice
*gem dragon telepathy*
You hear a shrill scream, then someone whispering, "It's haunted..." followed by, "Just what I've always wanted! Hello, ghost!"
*Yup, random stuff happens on crits throughout the entire campaign.*
The tavernkeep laughs. "You shoot me, this entire tavern goes up in flames." He shows some sort of steampunk invention that is tracking his heartbeat, and points to a few bombs hidden around the tavern. He then pulls some pistols out of his pockets.
"well, I am just gonna leave"
chippy backs up, and when he gets outside, starts running to the nearby village
*There are no nearby villages, only a few towns that'll take half a day to get to. The best you can do is hide out in this town for now.*
*ok. he finds a house with an attic, and sits in it. silently.*
*There is loud arguing about cheese from the room below.*
*he listens carefully, and when everyone goes to bed he goes downstairs.*
*Gonna take a while, probably*
*ok.I will just wait for a bit then*
*They can't decide on what kind of cheese to use for a cheesecake. They decide on regular Cheddar.*
cheddar is a good choice
*gem dragon telepathy*
You hear a shrill scream, then someone whispering, "It's haunted..." followed by, "Just what I've always wanted! Hello, ghost!"
hello. if you do not comply, you will die. I need 10 gold, and a gun. with ammunition.
*Yup, random stuff happens on crits throughout the entire campaign.*
The tavernkeep laughs. "You shoot me, this entire tavern goes up in flames." He shows some sort of steampunk invention that is tracking his heartbeat, and points to a few bombs hidden around the tavern. He then pulls some pistols out of his pockets.
"well, I am just gonna leave"
chippy backs up, and when he gets outside, starts running to the nearby village
*There are no nearby villages, only a few towns that'll take half a day to get to. The best you can do is hide out in this town for now.*
*ok. he finds a house with an attic, and sits in it. silently.*
*There is loud arguing about cheese from the room below.*
*he listens carefully, and when everyone goes to bed he goes downstairs.*
*Gonna take a while, probably*
*ok.I will just wait for a bit then*
*They can't decide on what kind of cheese to use for a cheesecake. They decide on regular Cheddar.*
cheddar is a good choice
*gem dragon telepathy*
You hear a shrill scream, then someone whispering, "It's haunted..." followed by, "Just what I've always wanted! Hello, ghost!"
hello. if you do not comply, you will die. I need 10 gold, and a gun. with ammunition.
"Oh, just go to the bank. As a ghost, you'll have no trouble getting into the vault. And the only person in town with a gun I know of is the tavernkeep, but he's got the tavern hooked up to a bomb, so don't give him a heart attack."
*Yup, random stuff happens on crits throughout the entire campaign.*
The tavernkeep laughs. "You shoot me, this entire tavern goes up in flames." He shows some sort of steampunk invention that is tracking his heartbeat, and points to a few bombs hidden around the tavern. He then pulls some pistols out of his pockets.
"well, I am just gonna leave"
chippy backs up, and when he gets outside, starts running to the nearby village
*There are no nearby villages, only a few towns that'll take half a day to get to. The best you can do is hide out in this town for now.*
*ok. he finds a house with an attic, and sits in it. silently.*
*There is loud arguing about cheese from the room below.*
*he listens carefully, and when everyone goes to bed he goes downstairs.*
*Gonna take a while, probably*
*ok.I will just wait for a bit then*
*They can't decide on what kind of cheese to use for a cheesecake. They decide on regular Cheddar.*
cheddar is a good choice
*gem dragon telepathy*
You hear a shrill scream, then someone whispering, "It's haunted..." followed by, "Just what I've always wanted! Hello, ghost!"
hello. if you do not comply, you will die. I need 10 gold, and a gun. with ammunition.
"Oh, just go to the bank. As a ghost, you'll have no trouble getting into the vault. And the only person in town with a gun I know if the tavernkeep, but he's got the tavern hooked up to a bomb, so don't give him a heart attack."
no. for my spells I need gold from someone who can not afford it. and I already took his gun.
*Yup, random stuff happens on crits throughout the entire campaign.*
The tavernkeep laughs. "You shoot me, this entire tavern goes up in flames." He shows some sort of steampunk invention that is tracking his heartbeat, and points to a few bombs hidden around the tavern. He then pulls some pistols out of his pockets.
"well, I am just gonna leave"
chippy backs up, and when he gets outside, starts running to the nearby village
*There are no nearby villages, only a few towns that'll take half a day to get to. The best you can do is hide out in this town for now.*
*ok. he finds a house with an attic, and sits in it. silently.*
*There is loud arguing about cheese from the room below.*
*he listens carefully, and when everyone goes to bed he goes downstairs.*
*Gonna take a while, probably*
*ok.I will just wait for a bit then*
*They can't decide on what kind of cheese to use for a cheesecake. They decide on regular Cheddar.*
cheddar is a good choice
*gem dragon telepathy*
You hear a shrill scream, then someone whispering, "It's haunted..." followed by, "Just what I've always wanted! Hello, ghost!"
hello. if you do not comply, you will die. I need 10 gold, and a gun. with ammunition.
"Oh, just go to the bank. As a ghost, you'll have no trouble getting into the vault. And the only person in town with a gun I know if the tavernkeep, but he's got the tavern hooked up to a bomb, so don't give him a heart attack."
no. for my spells I need gold from someone who can not afford it. and I already took his gun.
"Well, we only have silver. If you need gold, check out the other parts of town."
*Yup, random stuff happens on crits throughout the entire campaign.*
The tavernkeep laughs. "You shoot me, this entire tavern goes up in flames." He shows some sort of steampunk invention that is tracking his heartbeat, and points to a few bombs hidden around the tavern. He then pulls some pistols out of his pockets.
"well, I am just gonna leave"
chippy backs up, and when he gets outside, starts running to the nearby village
*There are no nearby villages, only a few towns that'll take half a day to get to. The best you can do is hide out in this town for now.*
*ok. he finds a house with an attic, and sits in it. silently.*
*There is loud arguing about cheese from the room below.*
*he listens carefully, and when everyone goes to bed he goes downstairs.*
*Gonna take a while, probably*
*ok.I will just wait for a bit then*
*They can't decide on what kind of cheese to use for a cheesecake. They decide on regular Cheddar.*
cheddar is a good choice
*gem dragon telepathy*
You hear a shrill scream, then someone whispering, "It's haunted..." followed by, "Just what I've always wanted! Hello, ghost!"
hello. if you do not comply, you will die. I need 10 gold, and a gun. with ammunition.
"Oh, just go to the bank. As a ghost, you'll have no trouble getting into the vault. And the only person in town with a gun I know if the tavernkeep, but he's got the tavern hooked up to a bomb, so don't give him a heart attack."
no. for my spells I need gold from someone who can not afford it. and I already took his gun.
"Well, we only have silver. If you need gold, check out the other parts of town."
*Yup, random stuff happens on crits throughout the entire campaign.*
The tavernkeep laughs. "You shoot me, this entire tavern goes up in flames." He shows some sort of steampunk invention that is tracking his heartbeat, and points to a few bombs hidden around the tavern. He then pulls some pistols out of his pockets.
"well, I am just gonna leave"
chippy backs up, and when he gets outside, starts running to the nearby village
*There are no nearby villages, only a few towns that'll take half a day to get to. The best you can do is hide out in this town for now.*
*ok. he finds a house with an attic, and sits in it. silently.*
*There is loud arguing about cheese from the room below.*
*he listens carefully, and when everyone goes to bed he goes downstairs.*
*Gonna take a while, probably*
*ok.I will just wait for a bit then*
*They can't decide on what kind of cheese to use for a cheesecake. They decide on regular Cheddar.*
cheddar is a good choice
*gem dragon telepathy*
You hear a shrill scream, then someone whispering, "It's haunted..." followed by, "Just what I've always wanted! Hello, ghost!"
hello. if you do not comply, you will die. I need 10 gold, and a gun. with ammunition.
"Oh, just go to the bank. As a ghost, you'll have no trouble getting into the vault. And the only person in town with a gun I know if the tavernkeep, but he's got the tavern hooked up to a bomb, so don't give him a heart attack."
no. for my spells I need gold from someone who can not afford it. and I already took his gun.
"Well, we only have silver. If you need gold, check out the other parts of town."
give. me. your. money
a gun cocks in the attic
"Oh, so you're that kind of ghost. Well, okay, I guess you can have our money, but at least leave enough for the cheesecake, please?" A commoner starts unlocking the trapdoor to the attic.
*Yup, random stuff happens on crits throughout the entire campaign.*
The tavernkeep laughs. "You shoot me, this entire tavern goes up in flames." He shows some sort of steampunk invention that is tracking his heartbeat, and points to a few bombs hidden around the tavern. He then pulls some pistols out of his pockets.
"well, I am just gonna leave"
chippy backs up, and when he gets outside, starts running to the nearby village
*There are no nearby villages, only a few towns that'll take half a day to get to. The best you can do is hide out in this town for now.*
*ok. he finds a house with an attic, and sits in it. silently.*
*There is loud arguing about cheese from the room below.*
*he listens carefully, and when everyone goes to bed he goes downstairs.*
*Gonna take a while, probably*
*ok.I will just wait for a bit then*
*They can't decide on what kind of cheese to use for a cheesecake. They decide on regular Cheddar.*
cheddar is a good choice
*gem dragon telepathy*
You hear a shrill scream, then someone whispering, "It's haunted..." followed by, "Just what I've always wanted! Hello, ghost!"
hello. if you do not comply, you will die. I need 10 gold, and a gun. with ammunition.
"Oh, just go to the bank. As a ghost, you'll have no trouble getting into the vault. And the only person in town with a gun I know if the tavernkeep, but he's got the tavern hooked up to a bomb, so don't give him a heart attack."
no. for my spells I need gold from someone who can not afford it. and I already took his gun.
"Well, we only have silver. If you need gold, check out the other parts of town."
give. me. your. money
a gun cocks in the attic
"Oh, so you're that kind of ghost. Well, okay, I guess you can have our money, but at least leave enough for the cheesecake, please?" A commoner starts unlocking the trapdoor to the attic.
sure.
chippy pulls out his gun, and hides in a corner, pointing it at the trapdoor
"Oh, so you're that kind of ghost. Well, okay, I guess you can have our money, but at least leave enough for the cheesecake, please?" A commoner starts unlocking the trapdoor to the attic.
sure.
chippy pulls out his gun, and hides in a corner, pointing it at the trapdoor
stealth:13
Perception: 5
A tall, lanky human male looks around after opening the trapdoor, carrying a bag of coins. He sees you after a few seconds. "Wait, you're not a ghost at all! Oh, well, I guess you have a gun, so you can still have the money, but please let anyone else you decide to rob know that you're a gem-squirrel instead of a ghost?"
*Since this seems to be most active when it's night where I am, I think I'll opt out of the campaign if that's alright.*
*Alright, that's fine. I respect your decision. Could you try and find some other person to take your place, though? A party of 3 is a bit too small for my liking.*
Nothing's missing, but he finds a mysterious note hidden amongst his things.
What languages can he read?
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cheddar is a good choice
*gem dragon telepathy*
N/A
Common, orc and giant
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
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You hear a shrill scream, then someone whispering, "It's haunted..." followed by, "Just what I've always wanted! Hello, ghost!"
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He doesn't understand what it says, but it's a very short message.
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hello. if you do not comply, you will die. I need 10 gold, and a gun. with ammunition.
N/A
"Oh, just go to the bank. As a ghost, you'll have no trouble getting into the vault. And the only person in town with a gun I know of is the tavernkeep, but he's got the tavern hooked up to a bomb, so don't give him a heart attack."
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"Can anyone read this?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
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no. for my spells I need gold from someone who can not afford it. and I already took his gun.
N/A
"Well, we only have silver. If you need gold, check out the other parts of town."
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give. me. your. money
a gun cocks in the attic
N/A
"Oh, so you're that kind of ghost. Well, okay, I guess you can have our money, but at least leave enough for the cheesecake, please?" A commoner starts unlocking the trapdoor to the attic.
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sure.
chippy pulls out his gun, and hides in a corner, pointing it at the trapdoor
stealth:13
N/A
Perception: 5
A tall, lanky human male looks around after opening the trapdoor, carrying a bag of coins. He sees you after a few seconds. "Wait, you're not a ghost at all! Oh, well, I guess you have a gun, so you can still have the money, but please let anyone else you decide to rob know that you're a gem-squirrel instead of a ghost?"
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*Since this seems to be most active when it's night where I am, I think I'll opt out of the campaign if that's alright.*
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
*Aww, you don't need to do that*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Alright, that's fine. I respect your decision. Could you try and find some other person to take your place, though? A party of 3 is a bit too small for my liking.*
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The tavernkeep looks over. "Looks like Elvish to me. Pity I never learned it."
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Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
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Out of convenience, Intava appears out of thin air and says, "What's going on over here?"
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My homebrew stuff:
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
"The squirell attacked the barkeep, who has rigged this place to explode."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND