"Dude. You're killing the big reveal for when people arrive." He sighs. "But I'll give you the spoilers. Currently the Death Dells are my best option, but I don't have any particular grudge against this place. I actually really love the tavern, you do a mean milkshake. So here's my offer - if you find me a plane that fulfills my needs, I'll restore your safety field and leave you alone."
"You are basically saying we let you go scot free."
"Yeah, pretty much. That or you can try to stop me. But, well, I mean there'll be a lot of deaths in both sides of that conflict. You guys already have a devil problem, plus I'm catching whispers of some kind of gargantuan monster lurking beneath the surface. Do yourselves a favour, give me what I want and then nobody else needs to die."
"Yeah, pretty much. That or you can try to stop me. But, well, I mean there'll be a lot of deaths in both sides of that conflict. You guys already have a devil problem, plus I'm catching whispers of some kind of gargantuan monster lurking beneath the surface. Do yourselves a favour, give me what I want and then nobody else needs to die."
"Malice? I'm not that scared, the dude with the gun is pretty good at it."
"Malice? I'm not that scared, the dude with the gun is pretty good at it."
"Malice? No, Malice is working for me. He's reasonably threatening though, I suppose. Anyway, when you say, 'get away scot free' what have I actually done to hurt anybody? I'm virtually blameless at the moment!"
"Malice? I'm not that scared, the dude with the gun is pretty good at it."
"Malice? No, Malice is working for me. He's reasonably threatening though, I suppose. Anyway, when you say, 'get away scot free' what have I actually done to hurt anybody? I'm virtually blameless at the moment!"
"You got a hyena killed. And fights in the tavern have started breaking out. Deadly ones."
"Malice? I'm not that scared, the dude with the gun is pretty good at it."
"Malice? No, Malice is working for me. He's reasonably threatening though, I suppose. Anyway, when you say, 'get away scot free' what have I actually done to hurt anybody? I'm virtually blameless at the moment!"
*and diced a person up and had them made into potions. And insulted a person's dying culture. And enslaved people and tricked people into losing that which is dearest to them. And kidnapping, and attempted murder, and actual murder...*
"It's not my fault you lot can't keep the peace between yourselves without a literal magic barrier to stop you tearing one another to pieces!" comes the indignant response.
"Look, the bottom line is that if we fight, I'm pretty sure I'll win. But even if you do pull through, you'll have several dead friends on the other side of it. Find me someplace else and we can avoid all that unpleasantness. At the moment, the Dells are my best option, and I'm willing to go through your to get them."
*and diced a person up and had them made into potions. And insulted a person's dying culture. And enslaved people and tricked people into losing that which is dearest to them. And kidnapping, and attempted murder, and actual murder...*
"It's not my fault you lot can't keep the peace between yourselves without a literal magic barrier to stop you tearing one another to pieces!" comes the indignant response.
"Look, the bottom line is that if we fight, I'm pretty sure I'll win. But even if you do pull through, you'll have several dead friends on the other side of it. Find me someplace else and we can avoid all that unpleasantness. At the moment, the Dells are my best option, and I'm willing to go through your to get them."
"I have a thought. If you were that confident in being able to win, you wouldn't negotiate. You are vulnerable."
"It's not my fault you lot can't keep the peace between yourselves without a literal magic barrier to stop you tearing one another to pieces!" comes the indignant response.
"Look, the bottom line is that if we fight, I'm pretty sure I'll win. But even if you do pull through, you'll have several dead friends on the other side of it. Find me someplace else and we can avoid all that unpleasantness. At the moment, the Dells are my best option, and I'm willing to go through your to get them."
"I have a thought. If you were that confident in being able to win, you wouldn't negotiate. You are vulnerable."
potato:11
*LULU OMFG THAT PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE MADE MY DAY*
*Y'all fight him and there will probably be a character death of some sort 🤷
Like, he's not just this one dude with a bomb, he's got various pepes with unique abilities etc etc. Some of which are definitely more powerful than him*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Y'all fight him and there will probably be a character death of some sort 🤷
Like, he's not just this one dude with a bomb, he's got various pepes with unique abilities etc etc. Some of which are definitely more powerful than him*
"You are basically saying we let you go scot free."
N/A
"Yeah, pretty much. That or you can try to stop me. But, well, I mean there'll be a lot of deaths in both sides of that conflict. You guys already have a devil problem, plus I'm catching whispers of some kind of gargantuan monster lurking beneath the surface. Do yourselves a favour, give me what I want and then nobody else needs to die."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Malice? I'm not that scared, the dude with the gun is pretty good at it."
N/A
*Ohh also another potato*
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N/A
"Malice? No, Malice is working for me. He's reasonably threatening though, I suppose. Anyway, when you say, 'get away scot free' what have I actually done to hurt anybody? I'm virtually blameless at the moment!"
Chilling kinda vibe.
"You got a hyena killed. And fights in the tavern have started breaking out. Deadly ones."
N/A
*and diced a person up and had them made into potions. And insulted a person's dying culture. And enslaved people and tricked people into losing that which is dearest to them. And kidnapping, and attempted murder, and actual murder...*
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
"It's not my fault you lot can't keep the peace between yourselves without a literal magic barrier to stop you tearing one another to pieces!" comes the indignant response.
"Look, the bottom line is that if we fight, I'm pretty sure I'll win. But even if you do pull through, you'll have several dead friends on the other side of it. Find me someplace else and we can avoid all that unpleasantness. At the moment, the Dells are my best option, and I'm willing to go through your to get them."
Chilling kinda vibe.
*Completely blameless 🙄*
Chilling kinda vibe.
"I have a thought. If you were that confident in being able to win, you wouldn't negotiate. You are vulnerable."
potato:18
N/A
*LULU OMFG THAT PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE MADE MY DAY*
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Pete frowns. "Damn, well I was trying to do us all a favour. If you wanna go ahead and try to murder me then do it already."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"I don't believe that you are actually here. And there is the bomb..."
N/A
"Yeah, I mean it's a very potent bomb. Nuclear and all that." Pete pulls out a fishing rod and begins to add bait
Chilling kinda vibe.
*You realize Pete is super easy to kill, right?*
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
*Y'all fight him and there will probably be a character death of some sort 🤷
Like, he's not just this one dude with a bomb, he's got various pepes with unique abilities etc etc. Some of which are definitely more powerful than him*
Chilling kinda vibe.
*With the Kinsley seal of approval*
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o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
*Everytime I see a potato I smile a little more*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Loser smh*
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
*The potatoes go crazy icl 😧*
Chilling kinda vibe.