(Summer will look up from her phone, “Sorry, do you still need me to roll for this round? There’s this great sale on boots right now.” She points to her phone.)
"Oh, i'm SORRY, SumMMer."Rick belches, "Is this shit too BORING for you..?"Rick deadpans. "I'm giving you guys a free surprise round, what's more ExxCItiiNgggn than THAT."
As you look at your phone at the sale, you get an ad for FAKE DOORS! **** YEAH! EAT IT!
Your attacks wither the two goblins, they're screams can be heard down the god damn hallway. How loud can these ****s yell!?
"OMG Can we even do that?! That one on 13 - looks like stairs. Is it? Don't even want to think what is down there! And what's with numeration? Why is 8 goes after 14? It's like placing heart into abdominal area and lungs in a skull!"
This room is sort of trapezoidal, with doors to the east, north, and south. It's also got statues kind of scattered around - mostly statues of Rick with inscriptions like "WOW!"and "DAMN!"and "**** YES!"One of the statues depicts a woman in armor - really fine crafting, real interesting. Seems like a great artist worked hard on this one.
Stealth: Unable to parse dice roll.
Dagger!: 13 Damage: 6 Sneak Attack: 6
Dagger!: 8 Damage: 5 Sneak Attack: 6
Keth sneaks in, and stabs the s-s-s-s-s-s-SHIT out of Leg!
New Stealth Roll since the posts ****ed it up: 15
If advantage on the attacks: 1: 5 2: 17
"Let me do it!" "Burn in the flames of the gods, you vermins!" Sacred Flame 5 on the one still standing.
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
(Summer will look up from her phone, “Sorry, do you still need me to roll for this round? There’s this great sale on boots right now.” She points to her phone.)
just an unstable unicorn.
"Oh, i'm SORRY, SumMMer." Rick belches, "Is this shit too BORING for you..?" Rick deadpans. "I'm giving you guys a free surprise round, what's more ExxCItiiNgggn than THAT."
As you look at your phone at the sale, you get an ad for FAKE DOORS! **** YEAH! EAT IT!
Your attacks wither the two goblins, they're screams can be heard down the god damn hallway. How loud can these ****s yell!?
Meatface smiles and nods happily at the table,
*ad plays*
Oooh, Meatface loves Fake doors! I have 3.
"Oh is it my turn yet? Oh you already killed the goblins? God job honey!"
Lost Mine of Phandelver - Dungeon Master
THE ******* MAP!! LOOK AT IT, *****ES!! We're heading to room three! I also pinned it in the Campaign Public Notes section of the campaign page.
"OMG Can we even do that?! That one on 13 - looks like stairs. Is it? Don't even want to think what is down there! And what's with numeration? Why is 8 goes after 14? It's like placing heart into abdominal area and lungs in a skull!"
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
Meatface shrugs at the table. "Maybe its the number of enemies?"
"It's just a game Beth." Rick shouted. "There's a method to my madness, ok? This isn't one of your horse surgeries, or wHhAaHTHttever you do at work!"
O-oh man, I gotta go first cause I’m the rogue, huh?
"I am heart surgeon! And horses are the most beautiful creatures and deserve respect! And we are going to room 3 now!"
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
"WHATEevevrrrRrr..."
ROOM THREE - THE STATUE ROOM
This room is sort of trapezoidal, with doors to the east, north, and south. It's also got statues kind of scattered around - mostly statues of Rick with inscriptions like "WOW!" and "DAMN!" and "**** YES!" One of the statues depicts a woman in armor - really fine crafting, real interesting. Seems like a great artist worked hard on this one.
"Are we in your fantasy, dad? You know, we never talked about mam..."
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
"NO!"
"Ok, I look at the statue" Perception: 8 "It's low, is it?"
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
"Hmm..." Kiir pokes the statues and tries to shake them a little, seeing what their deal is.
Investigation: 21
Lost Mine of Phandelver - Dungeon Master