"Oh, so you're that kind of ghost. Well, okay, I guess you can have our money, but at least leave enough for the cheesecake, please?" A commoner starts unlocking the trapdoor to the attic.
sure.
chippy pulls out his gun, and hides in a corner, pointing it at the trapdoor
stealth:13
Perception: 16
A tall, lanky human male looks around after opening the trapdoor, carrying a bag of coins. He sees you after a few seconds. "Wait, you're not a ghost at all! Oh, well, I guess you have a gun, so you can still have the money, but please let anyone else you decide to rob that you're a gem-squirrel instead of a ghost?"
"no. I just like adding a spark to peoples day. keep your cash. although can I stay in here for a bit? its a story for your kids."
"Oh, so you're that kind of ghost. Well, okay, I guess you can have our money, but at least leave enough for the cheesecake, please?" A commoner starts unlocking the trapdoor to the attic.
sure.
chippy pulls out his gun, and hides in a corner, pointing it at the trapdoor
stealth:13
Perception: 16
A tall, lanky human male looks around after opening the trapdoor, carrying a bag of coins. He sees you after a few seconds. "Wait, you're not a ghost at all! Oh, well, I guess you have a gun, so you can still have the money, but please let anyone else you decide to rob that you're a gem-squirrel instead of a ghost?"
"no. I just like adding a spark to peoples day. keep your cash. although can I stay in here for a bit? its a story for your kids."
"Alright, thanks! And sure, but we're going to be having a birthday party up here tomorrow, so you might have to move to the basement for that."
Out of convenience, Intava appears out of thin air and says, "What's going on over here?"
"The squirell attacked the barkeep, who has rigged this place to explode."
Intava immediately leaves.
"It only explodes if my heart stops beating, you should be fine!" the barkeep calls, hoping Intava might buy a drink or something if she knows it's safe.
"Oh, so you're that kind of ghost. Well, okay, I guess you can have our money, but at least leave enough for the cheesecake, please?" A commoner starts unlocking the trapdoor to the attic.
sure.
chippy pulls out his gun, and hides in a corner, pointing it at the trapdoor
stealth:13
Perception: 16
A tall, lanky human male looks around after opening the trapdoor, carrying a bag of coins. He sees you after a few seconds. "Wait, you're not a ghost at all! Oh, well, I guess you have a gun, so you can still have the money, but please let anyone else you decide to rob that you're a gem-squirrel instead of a ghost?"
"no. I just like adding a spark to peoples day. keep your cash. although can I stay in here for a bit? its a story for your kids."
"Alright, thanks! And sure, but we're going to be having a birthday party up here tomorrow, so you might have to move to the basement for that."
"Oh, so you're that kind of ghost. Well, okay, I guess you can have our money, but at least leave enough for the cheesecake, please?" A commoner starts unlocking the trapdoor to the attic.
sure.
chippy pulls out his gun, and hides in a corner, pointing it at the trapdoor
stealth:13
Perception: 16
A tall, lanky human male looks around after opening the trapdoor, carrying a bag of coins. He sees you after a few seconds. "Wait, you're not a ghost at all! Oh, well, I guess you have a gun, so you can still have the money, but please let anyone else you decide to rob that you're a gem-squirrel instead of a ghost?"
"no. I just like adding a spark to peoples day. keep your cash. although can I stay in here for a bit? its a story for your kids."
"Alright, thanks! And sure, but we're going to be having a birthday party up here tomorrow, so you might have to move to the basement for that."
"sure! what a nice family."
"Alright, well, have a great day!" He waves, then closes the trapdoor. You can hear him going downstairs before stopping to play Solitaire or something, hard to tell by sound.
"Oh, so you're that kind of ghost. Well, okay, I guess you can have our money, but at least leave enough for the cheesecake, please?" A commoner starts unlocking the trapdoor to the attic.
sure.
chippy pulls out his gun, and hides in a corner, pointing it at the trapdoor
stealth:13
Perception: 16
A tall, lanky human male looks around after opening the trapdoor, carrying a bag of coins. He sees you after a few seconds. "Wait, you're not a ghost at all! Oh, well, I guess you have a gun, so you can still have the money, but please let anyone else you decide to rob that you're a gem-squirrel instead of a ghost?"
"no. I just like adding a spark to peoples day. keep your cash. although can I stay in here for a bit? its a story for your kids."
"Alright, thanks! And sure, but we're going to be having a birthday party up here tomorrow, so you might have to move to the basement for that."
"sure! what a nice family."
"Alright, well, have a great day!" He waves, then closes the trapdoor. You can hear him going downstairs before stopping to play Solitaire or something, hard to tell by sound.
chippy roots around in the attic, searching for stuff.
"Oh, so you're that kind of ghost. Well, okay, I guess you can have our money, but at least leave enough for the cheesecake, please?" A commoner starts unlocking the trapdoor to the attic.
sure.
chippy pulls out his gun, and hides in a corner, pointing it at the trapdoor
stealth:13
Perception: 16
A tall, lanky human male looks around after opening the trapdoor, carrying a bag of coins. He sees you after a few seconds. "Wait, you're not a ghost at all! Oh, well, I guess you have a gun, so you can still have the money, but please let anyone else you decide to rob that you're a gem-squirrel instead of a ghost?"
"no. I just like adding a spark to peoples day. keep your cash. although can I stay in here for a bit? its a story for your kids."
"Alright, thanks! And sure, but we're going to be having a birthday party up here tomorrow, so you might have to move to the basement for that."
"sure! what a nice family."
"Alright, well, have a great day!" He waves, then closes the trapdoor. You can hear him going downstairs before stopping to play Solitaire or something, hard to tell by sound.
chippy roots around in the attic, searching for stuff.
investigation:14
There's a bunch of old crates filled with cobwebs, some Halloween and Christmas decorations, and a creepy doll that might actually be haunted.
"Oh, so you're that kind of ghost. Well, okay, I guess you can have our money, but at least leave enough for the cheesecake, please?" A commoner starts unlocking the trapdoor to the attic.
sure.
chippy pulls out his gun, and hides in a corner, pointing it at the trapdoor
stealth:13
Perception: 16
A tall, lanky human male looks around after opening the trapdoor, carrying a bag of coins. He sees you after a few seconds. "Wait, you're not a ghost at all! Oh, well, I guess you have a gun, so you can still have the money, but please let anyone else you decide to rob that you're a gem-squirrel instead of a ghost?"
"no. I just like adding a spark to peoples day. keep your cash. although can I stay in here for a bit? its a story for your kids."
"Alright, thanks! And sure, but we're going to be having a birthday party up here tomorrow, so you might have to move to the basement for that."
"sure! what a nice family."
"Alright, well, have a great day!" He waves, then closes the trapdoor. You can hear him going downstairs before stopping to play Solitaire or something, hard to tell by sound.
chippy roots around in the attic, searching for stuff.
investigation:14
There's a bunch of old crates filled with cobwebs, some Halloween and Christmas decorations, and a creepy doll that might actually be haunted.
he stabs the doll, and falls asleep
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RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
“I’m Zumm.”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"no. I just like adding a spark to peoples day. keep your cash. although can I stay in here for a bit? its a story for your kids."
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Intava immediately leaves.
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Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
"Alright, thanks! And sure, but we're going to be having a birthday party up here tomorrow, so you might have to move to the basement for that."
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Mako looks around, "So, the squirrell is gone, so is the elf."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
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"It only explodes if my heart stops beating, you should be fine!" the barkeep calls, hoping Intava might buy a drink or something if she knows it's safe.
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You notice a mysterious note in your back pocket with some writing in Elvish.
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"Good riddance to the first... The second, I'm not sure about."
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Zum honks in surprise. Is he done cleaning yet?
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"sure! what a nice family."
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"I'm so confused on how i woke up with them. I guess i was really drunk"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Yes.
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"You have no idea."
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Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
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"Alright, well, have a great day!" He waves, then closes the trapdoor. You can hear him going downstairs before stopping to play Solitaire or something, hard to tell by sound.
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chippy roots around in the attic, searching for stuff.
investigation:9
N/A
He collects the coin and shouts “Does anyone here know Elvish?”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
There's a bunch of old crates filled with cobwebs, some Halloween and Christmas decorations, and a creepy doll that might actually be haunted.
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Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
"That elf that just walked out probably does."
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
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he stabs the doll, and falls asleep
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