As you make your way to the woods, you notice a few rats staring at you from alleyways and from underneath houses. You get the feeling that they might try to steal something from you.
Mako will be on guard to any possible rodent attacks
Make a perception check (along with anyone else who hasn't found the mysterious note yet).
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whenever Zumm leaves the inn, he hears this telepathic message:hello zumm. this is chippy, meet me in the really big tree out back
Zumm draws his rapier and complies.
in the tree, chippy is sitting there
"hey zumm, anything cool happen?"
“Why should I tell you? You almost *honking* exploded us!”
"but I didnt! and when I snuck into someones attic, and the noticed I was a squirrel, they weren't surprised. so, they must not be discriminatory here. and I am bored."
whenever Zumm leaves the inn, he hears this telepathic message:hello zumm. this is chippy, meet me in the really big tree out back
Zumm draws his rapier and complies.
in the tree, chippy is sitting there
"hey zumm, anything cool happen?"
“Why should I tell you? You almost *honking* exploded us!”
"but I didnt! and when I snuck into someones attic, and the noticed I was a squirrel, they weren't surprised. so, they must not be discriminatory here. and I am bored."
“That does explain the barkeeper. And I found a note.”
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RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus] Waffles!
”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
whenever Zumm leaves the inn, he hears this telepathic message:hello zumm. this is chippy, meet me in the really big tree out back
Zumm draws his rapier and complies.
in the tree, chippy is sitting there
"hey zumm, anything cool happen?"
“Why should I tell you? You almost *honking* exploded us!”
"but I didnt! and when I snuck into someones attic, and the noticed I was a squirrel, they weren't surprised. so, they must not be discriminatory here. and I am bored."
“That does explain the barkeeper. And I found a note.”
whenever Zumm leaves the inn, he hears this telepathic message:hello zumm. this is chippy, meet me in the really big tree out back
Zumm draws his rapier and complies.
in the tree, chippy is sitting there
"hey zumm, anything cool happen?"
“Why should I tell you? You almost *honking* exploded us!”
"but I didnt! and when I snuck into someones attic, and the noticed I was a squirrel, they weren't surprised. so, they must not be discriminatory here. and I am bored."
“That does explain the barkeeper. And I found a note.”
"what does it say?"
It says *Honk!* *Honk**Hoooonk!*
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RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus] Waffles!
”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
whenever Zumm leaves the inn, he hears this telepathic message:hello zumm. this is chippy, meet me in the really big tree out back
Zumm draws his rapier and complies.
in the tree, chippy is sitting there
"hey zumm, anything cool happen?"
“Why should I tell you? You almost *honking* exploded us!”
"but I didnt! and when I snuck into someones attic, and the noticed I was a squirrel, they weren't surprised. so, they must not be discriminatory here. and I am bored."
“That does explain the barkeeper. And I found a note.”
whenever Zumm leaves the inn, he hears this telepathic message:hello zumm. this is chippy, meet me in the really big tree out back
Zumm draws his rapier and complies.
in the tree, chippy is sitting there
"hey zumm, anything cool happen?"
“Why should I tell you? You almost *honking* exploded us!”
"but I didnt! and when I snuck into someones attic, and the noticed I was a squirrel, they weren't surprised. so, they must not be discriminatory here. and I am bored."
“That does explain the barkeeper. And I found a note.”
"what does it say?"
It says *Honk!* *Honk**Hoooonk!*
"what does it actually say"
“Oh, you want me to translate it from Goose-ish? Sorry, that’s 5 gold.” Zumm holds out a hand.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus] Waffles!
”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
whenever Zumm leaves the inn, he hears this telepathic message:hello zumm. this is chippy, meet me in the really big tree out back
Zumm draws his rapier and complies.
in the tree, chippy is sitting there
"hey zumm, anything cool happen?"
“Why should I tell you? You almost *honking* exploded us!”
"but I didnt! and when I snuck into someones attic, and the noticed I was a squirrel, they weren't surprised. so, they must not be discriminatory here. and I am bored."
“That does explain the barkeeper. And I found a note.”
"what does it say?"
It says *Honk!* *Honk**Hoooonk!*
"what does it actually say"
“Oh, you want me to translate it from Goose-ish? Sorry, that’s 5 gold.” Zumm holds out a hand.
whenever Zumm leaves the inn, he hears this telepathic message:hello zumm. this is chippy, meet me in the really big tree out back
Zumm draws his rapier and complies.
in the tree, chippy is sitting there
"hey zumm, anything cool happen?"
“Why should I tell you? You almost *honking* exploded us!”
"but I didnt! and when I snuck into someones attic, and the noticed I was a squirrel, they weren't surprised. so, they must not be discriminatory here. and I am bored."
“That does explain the barkeeper. And I found a note.”
"what does it say?"
It says *Honk!* *Honk**Hoooonk!*
"what does it actually say"
“Oh, you want me to translate it from Goose-ish? Sorry, that’s 5 gold.” Zumm holds out a hand.
"no.1 gold."
“3.”
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RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus] Waffles!
”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
whenever Zumm leaves the inn, he hears this telepathic message:hello zumm. this is chippy, meet me in the really big tree out back
Zumm draws his rapier and complies.
in the tree, chippy is sitting there
"hey zumm, anything cool happen?"
“Why should I tell you? You almost *honking* exploded us!”
"but I didnt! and when I snuck into someones attic, and the noticed I was a squirrel, they weren't surprised. so, they must not be discriminatory here. and I am bored."
“That does explain the barkeeper. And I found a note.”
"what does it say?"
It says *Honk!* *Honk**Hoooonk!*
"what does it actually say"
“Oh, you want me to translate it from Goose-ish? Sorry, that’s 5 gold.” Zumm holds out a hand.
whenever Zumm leaves the inn, he hears this telepathic message:hello zumm. this is chippy, meet me in the really big tree out back
Zumm draws his rapier and complies.
in the tree, chippy is sitting there
"hey zumm, anything cool happen?"
“Why should I tell you? You almost *honking* exploded us!”
"but I didnt! and when I snuck into someones attic, and the noticed I was a squirrel, they weren't surprised. so, they must not be discriminatory here. and I am bored."
“That does explain the barkeeper. And I found a note.”
"what does it say?"
It says *Honk!* *Honk**Hoooonk!*
"what does it actually say"
“Oh, you want me to translate it from Goose-ish? Sorry, that’s 5 gold.” Zumm holds out a hand.
"no.1 gold."
“3.”
"fine."
*hands 3 gold*
“Thank you.” He translates. “Want to head over there?”
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RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus] Waffles!
”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
whenever Zumm leaves the inn, he hears this telepathic message:hello zumm. this is chippy, meet me in the really big tree out back
Zumm draws his rapier and complies.
in the tree, chippy is sitting there
"hey zumm, anything cool happen?"
“Why should I tell you? You almost *honking* exploded us!”
"but I didnt! and when I snuck into someones attic, and the noticed I was a squirrel, they weren't surprised. so, they must not be discriminatory here. and I am bored."
“That does explain the barkeeper. And I found a note.”
"what does it say?"
It says *Honk!* *Honk**Hoooonk!*
"what does it actually say"
“Oh, you want me to translate it from Goose-ish? Sorry, that’s 5 gold.” Zumm holds out a hand.
"no.1 gold."
“3.”
"fine."
*hands 3 gold*
“Thank you.” He translates. “Want to head over there?”
* he is 5 foot 4, looks like a squirrel, and weighs 20 pounds because the topas gem in his forehead made him mostly shadow wisps, instead of flesh*
Zumm carries Chippy to the address. On the way, he looks for anyone or thing that seems like it could be looted, conned, robbed, stolen, entertained (for cash) or traded with.
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RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus] Waffles!
”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
* he is 5 foot 4, looks like a squirrel, and weighs 20 pounds because the topas gem in his forehead made him mostly shadow wisps, instead of flesh*
Zumm carries Chippy to the address. On the way, he looks for anyone or thing that seems like it could be looted, conned, robbed, stolen, entertained (for cash) or traded with.
if zumm sees someone ,chippy asks to be dropped on the ground for stealing.
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in the tree, chippy is sitting there
"hey zumm, anything cool happen?"
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I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
“Why should I tell you? You almost *honking* exploded us!”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"but I didnt! and when I snuck into someones attic, and the noticed I was a squirrel, they weren't surprised. so, they must not be discriminatory here. and I am bored."
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Mao is out hunting:2
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
“That does explain the barkeeper. And I found a note.”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"what does it say?"
N/A
It says *Honk!* *Honk**Hoooonk!*
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"what does it actually say"
N/A
“Oh, you want me to translate it from Goose-ish? Sorry, that’s 5 gold.” Zumm holds out a hand.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"no.1 gold."
N/A
“3.”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"fine."
*hands 3 gold*
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“Thank you.” He translates. “Want to head over there?”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"sure!"
N/A
And the quest begins! …with only half of the characters, both of which are squishy, morally unbound animals.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
How much does Chippy weigh?
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
* he is 5 foot 4, looks like a squirrel, and weighs 20 pounds because the topas gem in his forehead made him mostly shadow wisps, instead of flesh*
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Zumm carries Chippy to the address. On the way, he looks for anyone or thing that seems like it could be looted, conned, robbed, stolen, entertained (for cash) or traded with.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
if zumm sees someone ,chippy asks to be dropped on the ground for stealing.
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