You will see when the offline people make their checks.
Ehh, nevermind that, I'm too lazy to wait much longer for them.
So, Bob, you wake up first. You are laying down on the floor of the local tavern. The only thing you can remember is that there was a crazy barty (bar-party) last night, and everyone got really drunk and passed out. There are still a few others laying unconscious, including a goose aaracokra, a half-orc, and a half-elf.
chippy stands up, and looks around. he is a 5 foot 3 squirrel with a topaz gem embedded in his forehead, and is wearing leather armor
"where am I? barkeep? hello? whats happening?"
The barkeep is a very shady-looking half-elf with a rugged beard and spectacles. He looks over at you and says, "Ah. So you're finally awake. Looks like I lost a bet..." He hands some money over to a cloaked figure by the bar, after which the figure leaves.
And then Samso wakes up.
If he's online...
I am now.
“What the *honk* is going on?” Zumm looks around, confused.
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RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus] Waffles!
”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
You will see when the offline people make their checks.
Ehh, nevermind that, I'm too lazy to wait much longer for them.
So, Bob, you wake up first. You are laying down on the floor of the local tavern. The only thing you can remember is that there was a crazy barty (bar-party) last night, and everyone got really drunk and passed out. There are still a few others laying unconscious, including a goose aaracokra, a half-orc, and a high elf.
chippy stands up, and looks around. he is a 5 foot 3 squirrel with a topaz gem embedded in his forehead, and is wearing leather armor
"where am I? barkeep? hello? whats happening?"
The barkeep is a very shady-looking half-elf with a rugged beard and spectacles. He looks over at you and says, "Ah. So you're finally awake. Looks like I lost a bet..." He hands some money over to a cloaked figure by the bar, after which the figure leaves.
And then Samso wakes up.
If he's online...
I am now.
“What the *honk* is going on?” Zumm looks around, confused.
"Well, you, along with everyone else in this town, couldn't hold your drinks and passed out. Now, are you just gonna stand there, or are you gonna buy something?"
You will see when the offline people make their checks.
Ehh, nevermind that, I'm too lazy to wait much longer for them.
So, Bob, you wake up first. You are laying down on the floor of the local tavern. The only thing you can remember is that there was a crazy barty (bar-party) last night, and everyone got really drunk and passed out. There are still a few others laying unconscious, including a goose aaracokra, a half-orc, and a high elf.
chippy stands up, and looks around. he is a 5 foot 3 squirrel with a topaz gem embedded in his forehead, and is wearing leather armor
"where am I? barkeep? hello? whats happening?"
The barkeep is a very shady-looking half-elf with a rugged beard and spectacles. He looks over at you and says, "Ah. So you're finally awake. Looks like I lost a bet..." He hands some money over to a cloaked figure by the bar, after which the figure leaves.
And then Samso wakes up.
If he's online...
I am now.
“What the *honk* is going on?” Zumm looks around, confused.
"Well, you, along with everyone else in this town, couldn't hold your drinks and passed out. Now, are you just gonna stand there, or are you gonna buy something?"
“No. I don’t have the money. I’m surprised your not… reacting to my appearance.”
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus] Waffles!
”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
You will see when the offline people make their checks.
Ehh, nevermind that, I'm too lazy to wait much longer for them.
So, Bob, you wake up first. You are laying down on the floor of the local tavern. The only thing you can remember is that there was a crazy barty (bar-party) last night, and everyone got really drunk and passed out. There are still a few others laying unconscious, including a goose aaracokra, a half-orc, and a high elf.
chippy stands up, and looks around. he is a 5 foot 3 squirrel with a topaz gem embedded in his forehead, and is wearing leather armor
"where am I? barkeep? hello? whats happening?"
The barkeep is a very shady-looking half-elf with a rugged beard and spectacles. He looks over at you and says, "Ah. So you're finally awake. Looks like I lost a bet..." He hands some money over to a cloaked figure by the bar, after which the figure leaves.
And then Samso wakes up.
If he's online...
I am now.
“What the *honk* is going on?” Zumm looks around, confused.
"Well, you, along with everyone else in this town, couldn't hold your drinks and passed out. Now, are you just gonna stand there, or are you gonna buy something?"
“No. I don’t have the money. I’m surprised your not… reacting to my appearance.”
"Why should I? We get all kinds around here. There was a guy with a bird head just last week."
You will see when the offline people make their checks.
Ehh, nevermind that, I'm too lazy to wait much longer for them.
So, Bob, you wake up first. You are laying down on the floor of the local tavern. The only thing you can remember is that there was a crazy barty (bar-party) last night, and everyone got really drunk and passed out. There are still a few others laying unconscious, including a goose aaracokra, a half-orc, and a high elf.
chippy stands up, and looks around. he is a 5 foot 3 squirrel with a topaz gem embedded in his forehead, and is wearing leather armor
"where am I? barkeep? hello? whats happening?"
The barkeep is a very shady-looking half-elf with a rugged beard and spectacles. He looks over at you and says, "Ah. So you're finally awake. Looks like I lost a bet..." He hands some money over to a cloaked figure by the bar, after which the figure leaves.
And then Samso wakes up.
If he's online...
I am now.
“What the *honk* is going on?” Zumm looks around, confused.
"Well, you, along with everyone else in this town, couldn't hold your drinks and passed out. Now, are you just gonna stand there, or are you gonna buy something?"
“No. I don’t have the money. I’m surprised your not… reacting to my appearance.”
"Why should I? We get all kinds around here. There was a guy with a bird head just last week."
“I mean the *honk* and goosey stuff.”
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus] Waffles!
”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
You will see when the offline people make their checks.
Ehh, nevermind that, I'm too lazy to wait much longer for them.
So, Bob, you wake up first. You are laying down on the floor of the local tavern. The only thing you can remember is that there was a crazy barty (bar-party) last night, and everyone got really drunk and passed out. There are still a few others laying unconscious, including a goose aaracokra, a half-orc, and a high elf.
chippy stands up, and looks around. he is a 5 foot 3 squirrel with a topaz gem embedded in his forehead, and is wearing leather armor
"where am I? barkeep? hello? whats happening?"
The barkeep is a very shady-looking half-elf with a rugged beard and spectacles. He looks over at you and says, "Ah. So you're finally awake. Looks like I lost a bet..." He hands some money over to a cloaked figure by the bar, after which the figure leaves.
And then Samso wakes up.
If he's online...
I am now.
“What the *honk* is going on?” Zumm looks around, confused.
"Well, you, along with everyone else in this town, couldn't hold your drinks and passed out. Now, are you just gonna stand there, or are you gonna buy something?"
“No. I don’t have the money. I’m surprised your not… reacting to my appearance.”
"Why should I? We get all kinds around here. There was a guy with a bird head just last week."
“I mean the *honk* and goosey stuff.”
"Yeah, I know what you mean. Now, if you're not going to buy anything, either help me clean up in here or get out."
You will see when the offline people make their checks.
Ehh, nevermind that, I'm too lazy to wait much longer for them.
So, Bob, you wake up first. You are laying down on the floor of the local tavern. The only thing you can remember is that there was a crazy barty (bar-party) last night, and everyone got really drunk and passed out. There are still a few others laying unconscious, including a goose aaracokra, a half-orc, and a high elf.
chippy stands up, and looks around. he is a 5 foot 3 squirrel with a topaz gem embedded in his forehead, and is wearing leather armor
"where am I? barkeep? hello? whats happening?"
The barkeep is a very shady-looking half-elf with a rugged beard and spectacles. He looks over at you and says, "Ah. So you're finally awake. Looks like I lost a bet..." He hands some money over to a cloaked figure by the bar, after which the figure leaves.
And then Samso wakes up.
If he's online...
I am now.
“What the *honk* is going on?” Zumm looks around, confused.
"Well, you, along with everyone else in this town, couldn't hold your drinks and passed out. Now, are you just gonna stand there, or are you gonna buy something?"
“No. I don’t have the money. I’m surprised your not… reacting to my appearance.”
"Why should I? We get all kinds around here. There was a guy with a bird head just last week."
“I mean the *honk* and goosey stuff.”
"Yeah, I know what you mean. Now, if you're not going to buy anything, either help me clean up in here or get out."
“Will you pay me if a clean up for you?” Zumm still seems a bit suspicious.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus] Waffles!
”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
You will see when the offline people make their checks.
Ehh, nevermind that, I'm too lazy to wait much longer for them.
So, Bob, you wake up first. You are laying down on the floor of the local tavern. The only thing you can remember is that there was a crazy barty (bar-party) last night, and everyone got really drunk and passed out. There are still a few others laying unconscious, including a goose aaracokra, a half-orc, and a high elf.
chippy stands up, and looks around. he is a 5 foot 3 squirrel with a topaz gem embedded in his forehead, and is wearing leather armor
"where am I? barkeep? hello? whats happening?"
The barkeep is a very shady-looking half-elf with a rugged beard and spectacles. He looks over at you and says, "Ah. So you're finally awake. Looks like I lost a bet..." He hands some money over to a cloaked figure by the bar, after which the figure leaves.
And then Samso wakes up.
If he's online...
I am now.
“What the *honk* is going on?” Zumm looks around, confused.
"Well, you, along with everyone else in this town, couldn't hold your drinks and passed out. Now, are you just gonna stand there, or are you gonna buy something?"
“No. I don’t have the money. I’m surprised your not… reacting to my appearance.”
"Why should I? We get all kinds around here. There was a guy with a bird head just last week."
“I mean the *honk* and goosey stuff.”
"Yeah, I know what you mean. Now, if you're not going to buy anything, either help me clean up in here or get out."
“Will you pay me if a clean up for you?” Zumm still seems a bit suspicious.
You will see when the offline people make their checks.
Ehh, nevermind that, I'm too lazy to wait much longer for them.
So, Bob, you wake up first. You are laying down on the floor of the local tavern. The only thing you can remember is that there was a crazy barty (bar-party) last night, and everyone got really drunk and passed out. There are still a few others laying unconscious, including a goose aaracokra, a half-orc, and a high elf.
chippy stands up, and looks around. he is a 5 foot 3 squirrel with a topaz gem embedded in his forehead, and is wearing leather armor
"where am I? barkeep? hello? whats happening?"
The barkeep is a very shady-looking half-elf with a rugged beard and spectacles. He looks over at you and says, "Ah. So you're finally awake. Looks like I lost a bet..." He hands some money over to a cloaked figure by the bar, after which the figure leaves.
And then Samso wakes up.
If he's online...
I am now.
“What the *honk* is going on?” Zumm looks around, confused.
"Well, you, along with everyone else in this town, couldn't hold your drinks and passed out. Now, are you just gonna stand there, or are you gonna buy something?"
“No. I don’t have the money. I’m surprised your not… reacting to my appearance.”
"Why should I? We get all kinds around here. There was a guy with a bird head just last week."
“I mean the *honk* and goosey stuff.”
"Yeah, I know what you mean. Now, if you're not going to buy anything, either help me clean up in here or get out."
“Will you pay me if a clean up for you?” Zumm still seems a bit suspicious.
"Sure, but not much. How's 2 copper sound?"
“Fine.” Zumm cleans up.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus] Waffles!
”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
I am now.
“What the *honk* is going on?” Zumm looks around, confused.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"Well, you, along with everyone else in this town, couldn't hold your drinks and passed out. Now, are you just gonna stand there, or are you gonna buy something?"
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“No. I don’t have the money. I’m surprised your not… reacting to my appearance.”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
8 Con save
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So you'll wake up last.
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"Why should I? We get all kinds around here. There was a guy with a bird head just last week."
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“I mean the *honk* and goosey stuff.”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"Yeah, I know what you mean. Now, if you're not going to buy anything, either help me clean up in here or get out."
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“Will you pay me if a clean up for you?” Zumm still seems a bit suspicious.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
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"Sure, but not much. How's 2 copper sound?"
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“Fine.” Zumm cleans up.
RIP Tavern.
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Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
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*Whats happening right now?*
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Zumm is cleaning for coin, everyone’s drunk, and the barkeeper is unfazed by geese and squirrels, which is kind of sus.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
chippy walks up to the barkeep, and pulls out a knife.
"hello, give me all your money. or an acorn"
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"If you want an acorn, go outside. There are acorn trees all around town. And I wouldn't threaten me if I were you."
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"well, that fine. I just like to point knifes at people and see how they react. bye!!!"
he runs out of the tavern, knife drawn
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"...He's not going to last two days." The next person can wake up now.
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The high elf wakes up. He's short, with black hair and broad shoulders, clad in full chain mail. He shudders, and sits up. "Ugh. Who are all of you?"
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