You are taking 24d6 fire damage per turn. What part of this do you not understand.
80
I'd live
For one turn.
I'd tear a hole in reality out of spite and punch you so hard your astral projection flies into the parallel multiverse
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
You are taking 24d6 fire damage per turn. What part of this do you not understand.
80
I'd live
For one turn.
I'd tear a hole in reality out of spite and punch you so hard your astral projection flies into the parallel multiverse
Counterspell
since the hole in reality means I can see you
You can't counterpsell that I'm not casting a spell. It's part of the Quantam Physics Balling feat
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Has to have two charges expended according to the rules. Wish instakills are not allowed. Just thought I’d inform you.
Initiative: 33
You first
I’m going to pop speed and zoom 270ft away, which is the maximum I can move.
Ready action, bonus action shield of faith.
I cast disintegrate on you twice. First at ninth level and next at sixth level. You need to make two DC23 dex saves against:
63 and 110
DEX: 26 DEX: 15
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Drink speed potion as an action, move forward 60 ft, Channel Divinity make a STR save. Haste action dash to cover the last 10 ft
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Dimension door 55ft away, then cast ninth level disintegrate.
109 damage, DC23 dex save.
Then move a total of 90ft away.
Opportunity attack: Attack: 22 Damage: 15 + 8 radiant + 7 make a STR save
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I'd tear a hole in reality out of spite and punch you so hard your astral projection flies into the parallel multiverse
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Counterspell
since the hole in reality means I can see you
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
You can't counterpsell that I'm not casting a spell. It's part of the Quantam Physics Balling feat
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I cast disintegrate on you twice. First at ninth level and next at sixth level. You need to make two DC23 dex saves against:
63 and 110.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
No hb. Not allowed.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
DEX: 26
DEX: 15
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
You take 110 damage and I reaction cast silvery barbs on your first save. Roll again.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
DEX: 10
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
You take another 63 damage.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Wait you can't cast disintegrate from 270 ft?
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
….
I can’t.
Retcon then.. I would have instead moved back within 100ft and cast forcecage on you.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Misty step out 30 ft,
CHA: 25
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Drink speed potion as an action, move forward 60 ft, Channel Divinity make a STR save. Haste action dash to cover the last 10 ft
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Counterspell.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
60 ft range :)
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Goddamnit. 19
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Fail, you're restrained by vines. Your turn.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Dimension door 55ft away, then cast ninth level disintegrate.
109 damage, DC23 dex save.
Then move a total of 90ft away.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Opportunity attack: Attack: 22 Damage: 15 + 8 radiant + 7 make a STR save
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Shield causes a miss and as I have cast 3 spells this turn I can teleport a total of a further 45ft away, ending 135ft away.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.