Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Your cart pulls into Baldur's Gate just as the sun begins to set. You can hear the clamor of the city from behind the walls, as you draw up to the famed Basilisk Gate. People are shouting back and forth, and irritated-looking guards watch the toll booth outside. A blazing hand symbol is painted on the booth, which you know to be the symbol of the Flaming Fist, a mercenary company that "protects" Baldur's Gate. The guard watches as you pull up to the gate. "Name, identity, and purpose for visiting!" He barks in a gruff voice.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Your cart pulls into Baldur's Gate just as the sun begins to set. You can hear the clamor of the city from behind the walls, as you draw up to the famed Basilisk Gate. People are shouting back and forth, and irritated-looking guards watch the toll booth outside. A blazing hand symbol is painted on the booth, which you know to be the symbol of the Flaming Fist, a mercenary company that "protects" Baldur's Gate. The guard watches as you pull up to the gate. "Name, identity, and purpose for visiting!" He barks in a gruff voice.
"Uh..." Jasper shrugs. "Jasper, i dunno, these schmucks wanted me to come along." He purposely leaves out his last name. "OH AND I'M GAY. YEAH THAT'S MY IDENTITY."
The soldier looks taken aback. "Ummm... ok. I meant, like, what religion are you. And-" He's cut off as you hear shouts and a scream from further down the line. A group of guards are being attack by people wearing black cloaks. "Stay here!" The guard rushes forward, drawing his sword. The tollbooth is empty, the gate is open, what do you do?
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
The soldier looks taken aback. "Ummm... ok. I meant, like, what religion are you. And-" He's cut off as you hear shouts and a scream from further down the line. A group of guards are being attack by people wearing black cloaks. "Stay here!" The guard rushes forward, drawing his sword. The tollbooth is empty, the gate is open, what do you do?
Vesper had already begun to stutter out an answer as the guard dashed away: "U-uh, my name i-..." Smirking at her half-finished answer, she begins to realize that something is off here---the dark-cloaked figures, which originally seemed harmless, are attacking. "Oh, (gp)!" she shouts, swinging herself off of the cart. "If you wanted to make some coin, weasel, make it now--by proving your fire in combat!"
She'll swoop towards the figures, as well as activating her Crimson Rite ((4 necrotic damage taken. If they're within 50 ft., she's also going to take a swing at whichever one's causing the most damage. It's a 10 (6 + 4) to hit for 14 (7 + 4 + 3 cold).))
The soldier looks taken aback. "Ummm... ok. I meant, like, what religion are you. And-" He's cut off as you hear shouts and a scream from further down the line. A group of guards are being attack by people wearing black cloaks. "Stay here!" The guard rushes forward, drawing his sword. The tollbooth is empty, the gate is open, what do you do?
Flint rushes past everyone and says, ”GET READY TO KICK SOME MURDERER BUTT, STEEL!”
”Im not exactly sure that this is a good idea!!!”
Flint is going to charge the nearest black-cloak guy, with a critical hit (wow) and Divine Smite them for 16 Slashing and 9 Radiant damage.
Steel will cast Magic Missile on the guy Vesper attacked, dealing 10 Force damage.
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
Vesper, misses. They all take the damage. There’s a total of 5 guys, two wearing armour, two wearing cloaks, and one holding a skull flail and wearing a skull mask. You manage to kill one of the black cloaked guys, who crumples to the ground. Vesper, I‘ll say you attacked one of the armour guys (not that it matters, you would have missed all of them), and Steel hits the same guy, who yells and falls back, clutching his arm.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
*Nice. Btw that is a lil meta gamey, fine for now, but please ask if your character would know that beforehand. Because you’re a paladin, you definitely know abt the Dead Three.*
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
"You will not hurt the weasel!...even though he's a little annoying at times..." Vesper grumbles. "I can't believe I have to save these two fools."
((Aarakocra don't innately have the Flyby trait, so I believe she's vulnerable to opportunity attacks.))
((Turn order: BA: Shift into hybrid form Fly 25 ft. down towards the nearest enemy Action: Make two Unarmed Strike attacks (1d6 + 2 due to the Hybrid Form transformation): 1: 7 (3 + 4, wow) for 11 (10 slashing + 1 cold) damage 2: 11 (7 + 4, amazing) for 11 (9 slashing + 2 cold) damage (Almost forgot about the Dueling feat lol) Fly 25 ft. straight back up))
((I actually swear to Tiamat I will cry if I keep these rolls up))
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pronouns (i/d/g/a/f) Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos |------extended sig------|
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
"You will not hurt the weasel!...even though he's a little annoying at times..." Vesper grumbles. "I can't believe I have to save these two fools."
((Aarakocra don't innately have the Flyby trait, so I believe she's vulnerable to opportunity attacks.))
((Turn order: BA: Shift into hybrid form Fly 25 ft. down towards the nearest enemy Action: Make two Unarmed Strike attacks (1d6 + 2 due to the Hybrid Form transformation): 1: 7 (3 + 4, wow) for 11 (10 slashing + 1 cold) damage 2: 11 (7 + 4, amazing) for 11 (9 slashing + 2 cold) damage (Almost forgot about the Dueling feat lol) Fly 25 ft. straight back up))
((I actually swear to Tiamat I will cry if I keep these rolls up))
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
"You will not hurt the weasel!...even though he's a little annoying at times..." Vesper grumbles. "I can't believe I have to save these two fools."
((Aarakocra don't innately have the Flyby trait, so I believe she's vulnerable to opportunity attacks.))
((Turn order: BA: Shift into hybrid form Fly 25 ft. down towards the nearest enemy Action: Make two Unarmed Strike attacks (1d6 + 2 due to the Hybrid Form transformation): 1: 7 (3 + 4, wow) for 11 (10 slashing + 1 cold) damage 2: 11 (7 + 4, amazing) for 11 (9 slashing + 2 cold) damage (Almost forgot about the Dueling feat lol) Fly 25 ft. straight back up))
((I actually swear to Tiamat I will cry if I keep these rolls up))
"You will not hurt the weasel!...even though he's a little annoying at times..." Vesper grumbles. "I can't believe I have to save these two fools."
((Aarakocra don't innately have the Flyby trait, so I believe she's vulnerable to opportunity attacks.))
((Turn order: BA: Shift into hybrid form Fly 25 ft. down towards the nearest enemy Action: Make two Unarmed Strike attacks (1d6 + 2 due to the Hybrid Form transformation): 1: 7 (3 + 4, wow) for 11 (10 slashing + 1 cold) damage 2: 11 (7 + 4, amazing) for 11 (9 slashing + 2 cold) damage (Almost forgot about the Dueling feat lol) Fly 25 ft. straight back up))
((I actually swear to Tiamat I will cry if I keep these rolls up))
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
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With a 16, you realize most of things Steel did, but you don’t know about the hellfire.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Your cart pulls into Baldur's Gate just as the sun begins to set. You can hear the clamor of the city from behind the walls, as you draw up to the famed Basilisk Gate. People are shouting back and forth, and irritated-looking guards watch the toll booth outside. A blazing hand symbol is painted on the booth, which you know to be the symbol of the Flaming Fist, a mercenary company that "protects" Baldur's Gate. The guard watches as you pull up to the gate. "Name, identity, and purpose for visiting!" He barks in a gruff voice.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta..."Uh..." Jasper shrugs. "Jasper, i dunno, these schmucks wanted me to come along." He purposely leaves out his last name. "OH AND I'M GAY. YEAH THAT'S MY IDENTITY."
he/they. Roleplay and worldbuilding fiend.
The soldier looks taken aback. "Ummm... ok. I meant, like, what religion are you. And-" He's cut off as you hear shouts and a scream from further down the line. A group of guards are being attack by people wearing black cloaks. "Stay here!" The guard rushes forward, drawing his sword. The tollbooth is empty, the gate is open, what do you do?
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Vesper had already begun to stutter out an answer as the guard dashed away: "U-uh, my name i-..." Smirking at her half-finished answer, she begins to realize that something is off here---the dark-cloaked figures, which originally seemed harmless, are attacking. "Oh, (gp)!" she shouts, swinging herself off of the cart. "If you wanted to make some coin, weasel, make it now--by proving your fire in combat!"
She'll swoop towards the figures, as well as activating her Crimson Rite ((4 necrotic damage taken. If they're within 50 ft., she's also going to take a swing at whichever one's causing the most damage. It's a 10 (6 + 4) to hit for 14 (7 + 4 + 3 cold).))
((Initiative: 14 (12 + 2) in char sheet.))
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
Flint rushes past everyone and says, ”GET READY TO KICK SOME MURDERER BUTT, STEEL!”
”Im not exactly sure that this is a good idea!!!”
Flint is going to charge the nearest black-cloak guy, with a critical hit (wow) and Divine Smite them for 16 Slashing and 9 Radiant damage.
Steel will cast Magic Missile on the guy Vesper attacked, dealing 10 Force damage.
initiative: 11
(all rolls except steel in game log)
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Vesper, misses. They all take the damage. There’s a total of 5 guys, two wearing armour, two wearing cloaks, and one holding a skull flail and wearing a skull mask. You manage to kill one of the black cloaked guys, who crumples to the ground. Vesper, I‘ll say you attacked one of the armour guys (not that it matters, you would have missed all of them), and Steel hits the same guy, who yells and falls back, clutching his arm.
Armour guys: 20
Black-cloaked guy: 21
Skull guy: 4
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...The black-cloaked guy, who acts first, will stab into Flint twice, which does double damage due to a certain aura, for
19 to hit, 14 damage
27 to hit, 17 damage
They will then turn invisible as per one of their abilities. Vesper, your turn.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...The guards will roll initiative. 3.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...“Cultists of Bhaal! Keep your distance, lest you desire a nasty poke from their enchanted knives!”
”But you cannot smite them if they are too far!”
”oh sweet bahamut..”
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
*Nice. Btw that is a lil meta gamey, fine for now, but please ask if your character would know that beforehand. Because you’re a paladin, you definitely know abt the Dead Three.*
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta..."You will not hurt the weasel!...even though he's a little annoying at times..." Vesper grumbles. "I can't believe I have to save these two fools."
((Aarakocra don't innately have the Flyby trait, so I believe she's vulnerable to opportunity attacks.))
((Turn order:
BA: Shift into hybrid form
Fly 25 ft. down towards the nearest enemy
Action: Make two Unarmed Strike attacks (1d6 + 2 due to the Hybrid Form transformation):
1: 7 (3 + 4, wow) for 11 (10 slashing + 1 cold) damage
2: 11 (7 + 4, amazing) for 11 (9 slashing + 2 cold) damage
(Almost forgot about the Dueling feat lol)
Fly 25 ft. straight back up))
((I actually swear to Tiamat I will cry if I keep these rolls up))
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
“Destroying idiotic cultists is my proficiency!”
initiative: 18
Thiollier aims at the cultists and sends a blast of eldritch magic out of her bow.
Action: Eldritch blasting
7 to hit, 12 damage
Hiii :3
14yo cancer, bisexual(maybe Pan?), Genderfluid femboy, prefer She/They but don’t mind what pronouns you call me
Love all soulsbourne and soulslike games + metroidvanias.
*meant to say I was aiming at the skull cultist, btw am I in the campaign game logs?*
Hiii :3
14yo cancer, bisexual(maybe Pan?), Genderfluid femboy, prefer She/They but don’t mind what pronouns you call me
Love all soulsbourne and soulslike games + metroidvanias.
*Uhhh lemme check rq*
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Misses, misses. Oof.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...No you are not, join by pressing this link and selecting your character: https://www.dndbeyond.com/campaigns/join/7727526316959281
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...((asaigmvigfnmvofvagmchv,acomfbfvnncmdsoaf,cmmbo))
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
Yikes.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Ok, Flint, your turn.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...