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The Goblins, screaming with joy at their successful tactics, continue the assault. The two flanking Absinthe jump around while swinging with their scimitars: 1019
The one behind slashes his meaty thigh, doing 7 slashing
The two now visible little shits in the bushes fire more arrows, one at Fjolnir 19 and one at Dirk 6
Fjolnir is struck again, receiving 4 piercing damage.
The order of initiative is:
Goblins
Fjolnir
Hymir
Dirk
Az Emeri
Absynthe
Since you all go with no enemies between you, you may post in any order and it will happen in order.
One turn consists of a move, an action, and a bonus action if applicable. You also get 1 reaction per turn, that can happen when it's not your turn.
An action can be an attack, a dash which is basically another move, and myriad other things that are in the handbook, I can list if you want.
You can also choose to do non-lethal damage, so if you hit something it with enough damage to kill it, it is knocked unconscious instead.
Going to edit this post for damage if need be, hopefully it won't **** up.
Smashface, even through his training, endurance, and will to fight, was not prepared for the quick assault from these knee-high ****s, and they toppled his tall ass. Everything went dark and he slammed into the ground with a loud THUD.
Fjolnir takes two arrows in succession, one to the thigh and one to the abdomen, and is looking pretty rough. He saw they came from the same goblin, and being a BAMF, knew that one had to die first. Pushing through the pain he focused and let an arrow fly, striking the little green ******* in the shoulder, and it let loose a horrid high pitched squeal, but didn't fall.
Hymir sees the arrow strike the goblin to the north and takes the opportunity to finish it off with a MAGIC MISSILE! As the three magical darts spring forth from the sage's hand, he knows that it will only take one to finish off the previously ARROWED gobbo, and sends the other two to the one that laid the last blow to Absinthe. All three darts strike two separate goblins simultaneously, and both are knocked off their feet, sent sprawling with a forceful magical blow. One disappears into the thicket, the other face-plants into the trail's dirt next to Absinthe.
Scene: Triboar Trail runs East/West. You were headed East before the ambush. The dead horses are 50ft from where you parked the oxen and wagon. The trail is about 15ft wide with thickets that run up the slopes on either side.
Goblin 1: Full health, in melee with an unconscious absinthe
Goblin 2: Dead on the trail.
Goblin 3: Full health, 30ft South of the road, in thickets
Goblin4: Dead in the North thickets.
Fjolnir: 2 HP, 30ft west of horses
Hymir: Near Fjolnir
Dirk:
Az Emeri:
Absynthe:
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The two remaining goblins hiss at Dirk's attempt to trick them, so he drew his rapier and charged the one in melee with Absinthe, (He wouldn't have been able to reach the remaining archer) with a playful poke, 9 potential damage 8
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...He hits! The goblin's arm has a brand new hole.
Az Emeri thinks quickly and runs to Absinthe with a Cure Wounds, and readies their beating stick with magical power.
The Goliath jumps to his feet, now full health, the slashes from the scimitars sealing shut. He smiles down at the marauding little goblin and with a closed fist, smashes the top of its skull in. It slumps lifeless to the ground, and Absinthe looks around for another face to smash. He sees the last of the 4 goblins up the hill a little ways, but can't make it all the way to him, since he was just layed out flat. (Standing up from prone takes half your movement.)
The last goblin, having just seen its cohorts fall in a matter of seconds, has an expression of terror and sprints down through the thicket, skirting around the goliath out of deadly melee range, runs across the road and up the hill on the North side. They make it only part way up.
Scene: Triboar Trail runs East/West. You were headed East before the ambush. The dead horses are 50ft from where you parked the oxen and wagon. The trail is about 15ft wide with thickets that run up the slopes on either side.
Goblin 1 and 2: Dead on the trail
Goblin 3: Full health, 15ft North of the road, in thickets
Goblin4: Dead in the North thickets
Fjolnir: 2 HP, 30ft west of horses
Hymir: Near Fjolnir
Dirk: Near the dead horses and goblins on the trail
Az Emeri: Near the dead horses and goblins on the trail
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To the goblin that stabbed me, "I believe when this is all over I am going to cram what's left of your crushed skull up your rectum!"
Goblins 18
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
"What the hell do you idiots think you are doing? We're bringing supplies you maroons!" Attempt to convince them they aren't supposed to attack us.
Rainbow....... Mooo....
The Goblins, screaming with joy at their successful tactics, continue the assault. The two flanking Absinthe jump around while swinging with their scimitars: 10 19
The one behind slashes his meaty thigh, doing 7 slashing
The two now visible little shits in the bushes fire more arrows, one at Fjolnir 19 and one at Dirk 6
Fjolnir is struck again, receiving 4 piercing damage.
The order of initiative is:
Goblins
Fjolnir
Hymir
Dirk
Az Emeri
Absynthe
Since you all go with no enemies between you, you may post in any order and it will happen in order.
One turn consists of a move, an action, and a bonus action if applicable. You also get 1 reaction per turn, that can happen when it's not your turn.
An action can be an attack, a dash which is basically another move, and myriad other things that are in the handbook, I can list if you want.
You can also choose to do non-lethal damage, so if you hit something it with enough damage to kill it, it is knocked unconscious instead.
Going to edit this post for damage if need be, hopefully it won't **** up.
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Saving Throw: 17
Attempt to immediately return fire to screaming little green shit.
OK, from now on we'll do this:
Example: Roll attack 18 and damage at the same time 6 because when you edit a post with rolls and add more rolls some of the values change.
That being said, Absinthe is down unconscious unless he rolls 7 or higher on a d12, and Fjolnir is close.... at 1 maybe?
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
i move to Smashface
I cast Cure wounds on smashface 10
I cast Shillilagh on my club as a Bonus Action
Ignore this post...
Stone Endurance: 6
Then I'm going to ball up my fist and bring it down on the one that hit me like I'm forging a sword and his head is the anvil.
Punch: 15
Damage: 6
If he is still alive I'm going to come under him with my other fist and upper cut his hopefully already ****ed up face.
Punch: 17
Damage: 4
Crouches, nocks an arrow and looses it at green motherless **** on left side of the road.
Attack: 14 Damage: 10
I look at these creatures and I cast ... as i tell out to the heavens....
MAGIC MISSILES!!!
1st the goblin that got hit if it didnt die
I would like to continue doing magic missiles to that goblin until dead but if not then
The next 2 to the other goblin with a scimitar
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3
3
Chronomancy!!!
7 to deceive!
Rainbow....... Mooo....
Smashface, even through his training, endurance, and will to fight, was not prepared for the quick assault from these knee-high ****s, and they toppled his tall ass. Everything went dark and he slammed into the ground with a loud THUD.
Fjolnir takes two arrows in succession, one to the thigh and one to the abdomen, and is looking pretty rough. He saw they came from the same goblin, and being a BAMF, knew that one had to die first. Pushing through the pain he focused and let an arrow fly, striking the little green ******* in the shoulder, and it let loose a horrid high pitched squeal, but didn't fall.
Hymir sees the arrow strike the goblin to the north and takes the opportunity to finish it off with a MAGIC MISSILE! As the three magical darts spring forth from the sage's hand, he knows that it will only take one to finish off the previously ARROWED gobbo, and sends the other two to the one that laid the last blow to Absinthe. All three darts strike two separate goblins simultaneously, and both are knocked off their feet, sent sprawling with a forceful magical blow. One disappears into the thicket, the other face-plants into the trail's dirt next to Absinthe.
Scene: Triboar Trail runs East/West. You were headed East before the ambush. The dead horses are 50ft from where you parked the oxen and wagon. The trail is about 15ft wide with thickets that run up the slopes on either side.
Goblin 1: Full health, in melee with an unconscious absinthe
Goblin 2: Dead on the trail.
Goblin 3: Full health, 30ft South of the road, in thickets
Goblin4: Dead in the North thickets.
Fjolnir: 2 HP, 30ft west of horses
Hymir: Near Fjolnir
Dirk:
Az Emeri:
Absynthe:
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
The two remaining goblins hiss at Dirk's attempt to trick them, so he drew his rapier and charged the one in melee with Absinthe, (He wouldn't have been able to reach the remaining archer) with a playful poke, 9 potential damage 8
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
...He hits! The goblin's arm has a brand new hole.
Az Emeri thinks quickly and runs to Absinthe with a Cure Wounds, and readies their beating stick with magical power.
The Goliath jumps to his feet, now full health, the slashes from the scimitars sealing shut. He smiles down at the marauding little goblin and with a closed fist, smashes the top of its skull in. It slumps lifeless to the ground, and Absinthe looks around for another face to smash. He sees the last of the 4 goblins up the hill a little ways, but can't make it all the way to him, since he was just layed out flat. (Standing up from prone takes half your movement.)
The last goblin, having just seen its cohorts fall in a matter of seconds, has an expression of terror and sprints down through the thicket, skirting around the goliath out of deadly melee range, runs across the road and up the hill on the North side. They make it only part way up.
Scene: Triboar Trail runs East/West. You were headed East before the ambush. The dead horses are 50ft from where you parked the oxen and wagon. The trail is about 15ft wide with thickets that run up the slopes on either side.
Goblin 1 and 2: Dead on the trail
Goblin 3: Full health, 15ft North of the road, in thickets
Goblin4: Dead in the North thickets
Fjolnir: 2 HP, 30ft west of horses
Hymir: Near Fjolnir
Dirk: Near the dead horses and goblins on the trail
Az Emeri: Near the dead horses and goblins on the trail
Absynthe: South of the trail in the thickets
Fjolnir is up!
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Gleefully "It's been weeks since I penetrated something this soundly. I'm always stoking for a good poking" with an over the top wink at Az Emeri
Rainbow....... Mooo....
On my next attack I will cast my cantrip fire bolt with non lethal damage
"I have questions and although I aim to not kill this will not be pleasant"
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3
Chronomancy!!!
Cast magic stones as a bonus action.
Move closer up to thirty feet to get in range.
I throw a rock for non lethal 14 attack
9 damage.
Breaks the last arrow shaft to clear his draw, licks the broadhead, nocks and looses an arrow at the fleeing sentient booger. 16