SCP Foundation

We are the SCP Foundation, we secure, we contain, we protect. To protect those who cannot protect themselves, from things they do not know to protect themselves from.

Rules:

• DO NOT cause intentional containment breaches.
• DO NOT commit unauthorized termination (SCP-682 is an exception).
• DO NOT attempt to damage the facility.
• DO NOT read files above your clearance level without permission from the site director.
• ONLY perform the nuclear warhead procedure if ABSOLUTELY necessary.
• ALWAYS report potential violators.

Main Objectives:

1. Terminate SCP-682 ASAP.
2. Find a way to stop Jeff the Evil Roomba, as letting "him" roam freely would cause and MK-Class "Normalcy Breach" scenario.
3. Find the recipe for SCP-500.

We are fine with you being in "cults" as long as they do not directly interfere with our operations.

Welcome to Site Beyond, please enjoy your stay.

We're fine with ya'll using "Magic" as long as you don't violate our site rules. We also welcome ALL sapient species to work alongside us.

SCP-682 termination attempt:

"Wish" was casted to erase SCP-682. SCP-682 was unaffected and simply ate the caster.