This one takes a while to explain. My older sister runs a campaign where we can essentially use any homebrew race we want, which leads to a lot of shenanigans. One of our friends (let's call her K) plays an alicorn made of light who can shapeshift (long story). We were in the middle of a quest to find some kenku kid's "shinies" which were stolen by some bullies. We entered the sewers where one of the bullies was located. As we approached we heard... ducks. We all rolled stealth so we didn't get spotted, and K's roll barely failed. She asked the DM if she could use an alternative method of hiding: Turn into a duck and blend in. She got to roll Stealth again and succeeded. Eventually we entered combat which led to this hilarious DM-player interaction:
So, I now find myself in a 5th edition campaign where money is no longer a problem. As kind of joke my monk began selling Ale imbued with fairy dust and tiefling blood that has the blessing of a goddess. I'm essentially earning 4 or 5 gold everytime a shot of the stuff is sold. It is being sold in seven bars(for now). This also counts as converting people to follow the goddess. I own 45% of the stock, the Necromancer owns 40%, and the Rogue owns 15%. We are also funding two Orphanages(thieves guilds), and an Embassy for the town of Gnil Feit. Which I created on accident while speaking with cloud giants. We are also likely to take ownership of another enterprise, including gambling and what not. We will see. I'm a Monk. I'm not supposed to have money. In one session I spent over 40,000 gold pieces and am left with just over 10,000 gold pieces... I'm playing D&D Civ 5.
Love the Civ reference!
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This one takes a while to explain. My older sister runs a campaign where we can essentially use any homebrew race we want, which leads to a lot of shenanigans. One of our friends (let's call her K) plays an alicorn made of light who can shapeshift (long story). We were in the middle of a quest to find some kenku kid's "shinies" which were stolen by some bullies. We entered the sewers where one of the bullies was located. As we approached we heard... ducks. We all rolled stealth so we didn't get spotted, and K's roll barely failed. She asked the DM if she could use an alternative method of hiding: Turn into a duck and blend in. She got to roll Stealth again and succeeded. Eventually we entered combat which led to this hilarious DM-player interaction:
"Roll for initiative."
"I'M A DUCK!!! What's my initiative???"
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Love the Civ reference!
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