The F thinks something weird is going on and decides to investigate the courthouse situation. How's the legal system looking lately? Is it being social attacked back into shape by the Prescient Delegation Unveiling, or will it need some more guidework?
I noticed that I seem to have inherited a chunk of metal that I don't care about. I put it in the shop.
Action 1: As discussed OOCly, I turn to the Potted Plant. It is not a moss. But that's because it is not defined as anything, it could, in theory, be ANY plant in a pot. It is time to change that, with a flick of my eyeball I collapse the quantum uncertainty superposition field around the potted plant, causing it to become very definitely a specific kind of plant. More specifically, a moss. The Potted Plant is now a Potted Moss. Does this come with extra stat benefits? I don't know I'm not the GM.
Action 2: 2/2 I finish summoning the evil skylanders figurines! ...except they're not actually skylanders they're some kind of cheap knockoff brand. Which gives them an actual reason for being evil I guess. The Skylanders Knockoff Figurines are a set of 10 smaller entities with standard split health/attack.
Action 3: 3/20 I choose Restful Home, why not go out on a limb?
hshop STOREFRONT WARES: Cosmic Monolith: Not for sale, it's technically already been sold and I can't get away with selling it again or the IRS will come after my cardboard box. Scrap Metal: 2(?) Credits Skylanders Knockoff Figurines: 1 Credit Potted Moss: 2 Credits [reserved by fuffy] Credit Opportunities: 1 point of charge = 1 Credit Negotiating on other things is allowed. Credit Stores: None
A!: I use the stored action from last round as well as this action to buy the Potted Moss.
A2+A3: I work a lot longer on my microgames, incorporating the golden scythe thing as a sort of peripheral. As a result, a lot of the microgames involve cutting things. (11.9)
Inventory:
4 Granite Memorabilia, 1 Unprocessed Diamond Ore
1.02 units of moss, Potted Moss
77
BUFFS: Ancient Moss Powers (increases attack damage by 25), BIG SHOT (+1 action power until injured)
Although originally this update was text, the process of changing Image Hosts has caused several updates to be retroactively marked as Spam, something I cannot resolve; so I've replaced the update with an image of itself wholesale. This will apply to most updates further in this thread where possible.
A1: Ooo, free Leftovers. I store them in the Which House kitchen just in case.
A2 + A3: I proceed to 9ball loudly, causing Cirno effects. This barrages the Really Big Frog with ice projectiles and attempts to freeze it.
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The F and the Evil Terrorist Farmers investigate the Underbattlefield and regularbattlefield's edges, looking for the places with corrupt courts and evil terrorists and whatnot and perhaps literally underground thieves' guilds who work for money. Maybe these as of yet undiscovered people are willing to join the cult, maybe not.
Action 1: I quickly use a micropen to change the names of the Evil Skylanders Figurines to the Knockoff Evil Skylanders Figurines. Don't wanna fall afoul of copyright yo.
Action 2: I take the 2 actions given to me by fuffy and combine this one to summon my next creation! H0i i'm TEM! A temmie. The temmie is fairly standard but has the ability to use its action to, instead of attacking, dispense temmie flakes. This provides a decent amount of healing to itself, or a seriously reduced amount to someone else.
Action 3: I take a step back and examine my cardboard box storefront home, contemplating what it needs next... 4/20
hshop STOREFRONT WARES: Cosmic Monolith: Not for sale, it's technically already been sold and I can't get away with selling it again or the IRS will come after my cardboard box. Scrap Metal: 2(?) Credits Skylanders Knockoff Figurines: 1 Credit Temmie: 1 Credit Credit Opportunities: 1 point of charge = 1 Credit Negotiating on other things is allowed. Credit Stores: None
A powerful entity appears on the battlefield, and immediately questions what and who brought him to this place.
P.S. - I'm working on a homebrew campaign setting, so please don't steal that Homebrew creation I linked.
P.P.S. - This is about 2% of Elendon's actual power. He is a deity after all, and second tier deity of the Realm of Titans. Raised to godhood by the creator of the realm, Stargazer.
A1: I calligraphy the F, reinforcing its existence and therefore healing it.
A2: I use the Internet to pull up the Unaussprechlichen Kulten and check some excerpts. I get distracted again but this tells me that the Really Big Frog could be a key, sort of like the Temple of the Toad whose relation of Tsathoggua is ambiguous.
A3: I attempt to use the Really Big Frog to unlock the floor, seeing as it was trying to eat it. This involves a lot of slamming and rotation of the Really Big Frog.
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The F decides to support the endeavors of the cult by using Staff shaping and generic action to coach the cult's operators on how to society, as there's probably some benefit to operations scaling gained by aligning internal organization and leadership.
Action 1: A brilliant idea doctor watson JOEbob! I quickly add on lots of extra cardboard to my STOREFRONT, thereby making it reinforced. 5/20
Action 2: Then, because lots of cardboard is still just cardboard, I run a computer compression algorithm on the cardboard, compressing all the extra cardboard down into the space of the original parts, making it as strong as the fully reinforced walls despite still being the same thickness as the original walls! It is no longer a cardboard box, but a hardboard box! 6/20
Action 3: I begin drawing on a piece of paper. 1/2
hshop STOREFRONT WARES: Cosmic Monolith: Not for sale, it's technically already been sold and I can't get away with selling it again or the IRS will come after my cardboard box. Scrap Metal: 2(?) Credits Skylanders Knockoff Figurines: 1 Credit Temmie: 1 Credit Credit Opportunities: 1 point of charge = 1 Credit Negotiating on other things is allowed. Credit Stores: None
You couldn't follow the link I posted? Ok. Then here is the powerful entity that has joined the battle against the Godmodder and possibly other entities in this chaos, depending on their alignment of course.
I have been informed there's another update, it's just under review right now due to all the links(?). In the interest of not losing momentum if/when that update is approved....
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A1: I pay respects myself to alleviate pressure on the F, allowing rejuvenating keyboard power to circulate through them.
A2: As the BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE was unable to do, we must improve upon. I resolve the F's conflicting branding through a complex series of brand interaction explanations. It's probably difficult for ordinary people to understand, but trust me it makes sense to somebody.
A3: In lieu of making sense, I begin leafing to raise my drugs meter.
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The F figures out how to put the Retainers of Insanity to work using that painting of insanity I made earlier and some creative use of musical strings. Other entities act at discretion.
Apparently there's another update but it's broken so time to post for it.
Action 1: I quickly select my rewards (I was I could see more about them than just the name before selecting...) +2.5 charge and Redundancy. I also buy myself a nice little plastic trophy to put on top of my STOREFRONT to commemorate my momentous accomplishment of succeeding twice at the same time. 9.5/20
Action 2: Funnily enough my drawing process being interrupted was actually the planned end for this charge, with the battlefield having completed my charge for me by rendering my sketch incomplete... 2/2: Incomplete Sketch summoned! The incomplete sketch is not finished, so all attacks involving it (either aiming at it or that it aims at someone else) have a chance of missing! Aside from that special effect it has slightly stronger attack than defense.
Action 3: While the Incomplete Sketch flutters back over to my STOREFRONT I pay Temmie for their service, since it would be bad to not reward their charity. The payment is, of course, in temmie flakes.
hshop STOREFRONT WARES: Cosmic Monolith: Not for sale, it's technically already been sold and I can't get away with selling it again or the IRS will come after my cardboard box. Scrap Metal: 2(?) Credits Skylanders Knockoff Figurines: 1 Credit Incomplete Sketch: 1 Credit Temmie: 1 Credit Credit Opportunities: 1 point of charge = 1 Credit Negotiating on other things is allowed. Credit Stores: None
Future JOE here! I forget if I already mentioned, but to avoid image-host-swaps getting posts marked as spam which I can't undo because the moderation is ineffective, instead of rehosting individual images I'm just replacing the entire text of every post with images thereof. I'm kinda worried that if I do That too much, the spam filter will decide 'single image' means spam post, so I'll be including minor asides at the start of each such post, like this one. They are not important nor part of the original thread.
A1: I put out a stage puppet of Nightmare Moon on the stage, and gloat "The night shall last...for EVER!".
A2: I followup and specify the stage puppet of Nightmare Moon is the EVER! model, and doubles as a light-up/light-down fog machine that sparkles due to putting small ice bits in the fog. The night shall last because I can use the stage puppet to make it last even after the Pumpkinmodder changes the light settings on the main assembly.
A3: I get distracted and Mastery of Small Manners my way into the stage crew. If there is no stage crew, I am the stage crew. We start filming the Rock now.
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The F realizes if we're going to fix it in editing, we'll need an editing studio. They use ordinary object conjuration to set up a movie editing tablet, so they can splice footage or CGI in whatever. Other entities act at discretion.
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A1: I acquire a Godmodderite.
A2: I shove the Godmodderite onto the Godmodder.
A3: Godmodder, mega evolve!
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The F thinks something weird is going on and decides to investigate the courthouse situation. How's the legal system looking lately? Is it being social attacked back into shape by the Prescient Delegation Unveiling, or will it need some more guidework?
I noticed that I seem to have inherited a chunk of metal that I don't care about. I put it in the shop.
Action 1: As discussed OOCly, I turn to the Potted Plant. It is not a moss. But that's because it is not defined as anything, it could, in theory, be ANY plant in a pot. It is time to change that, with a flick of my eyeball I collapse the quantum uncertainty superposition field around the potted plant, causing it to become very definitely a specific kind of plant. More specifically, a moss. The Potted Plant is now a Potted Moss. Does this come with extra stat benefits? I don't know I'm not the GM.
Action 2: 2/2 I finish summoning the evil skylanders figurines! ...except they're not actually skylanders they're some kind of cheap knockoff brand. Which gives them an actual reason for being evil I guess. The Skylanders Knockoff Figurines are a set of 10 smaller entities with standard split health/attack.
Action 3: 3/20 I choose Restful Home, why not go out on a limb?
hshopSTOREFRONT
WARES:
Cosmic Monolith: Not for sale, it's technically already been sold and I can't get away with selling it again or the IRS will come after my cardboard box.
Scrap Metal: 2(?) Credits
Skylanders Knockoff Figurines: 1 Credit
Potted Moss: 2 Credits [reserved by fuffy]
Credit Opportunities:
1 point of charge = 1 Credit
Negotiating on other things is allowed.
Credit Stores:
None
MOSS. I CHOOSE MOSS.
A!: I use the stored action from last round as well as this action to buy the Potted Moss.
A2+A3: I work a lot longer on my microgames, incorporating the golden scythe thing as a sort of peripheral. As a result, a lot of the microgames involve cutting things. (11.9)
Inventory:
4 Granite Memorabilia, 1 Unprocessed Diamond Ore
1.02 units of moss, Potted Moss
77
BUFFS: Ancient Moss Powers (increases attack damage by 25), BIG SHOT (+1 action power until injured)
Although originally this update was text, the process of changing Image Hosts has caused several updates to be retroactively marked as Spam, something I cannot resolve; so I've replaced the update with an image of itself wholesale. This will apply to most updates further in this thread where possible.
A1: Ooo, free Leftovers. I store them in the Which House kitchen just in case.
A2 + A3: I proceed to 9ball loudly, causing Cirno effects. This barrages the Really Big Frog with ice projectiles and attempts to freeze it.
-
The F and the Evil Terrorist Farmers investigate the Underbattlefield and regularbattlefield's edges, looking for the places with corrupt courts and evil terrorists and whatnot and perhaps literally underground thieves' guilds who work for money. Maybe these as of yet undiscovered people are willing to join the cult, maybe not.
Action 1: I quickly use a micropen to change the names of the Evil Skylanders Figurines to the Knockoff Evil Skylanders Figurines. Don't wanna fall afoul of copyright yo.
Action 2: I take the 2 actions given to me by fuffy and combine this one to summon my next creation!
H0i i'm TEM!
A temmie. The temmie is fairly standard but has the ability to use its action to, instead of attacking, dispense temmie flakes. This provides a decent amount of healing to itself, or a seriously reduced amount to someone else.
Action 3: I take a step back and examine my
cardboard boxstorefront home, contemplating what it needs next... 4/20hshopSTOREFRONT
WARES:
Cosmic Monolith: Not for sale, it's technically already been sold and I can't get away with selling it again or the IRS will come after my cardboard box.
Scrap Metal: 2(?) Credits
Skylanders Knockoff Figurines: 1 Credit
Temmie: 1 Credit
Credit Opportunities:
1 point of charge = 1 Credit
Negotiating on other things is allowed.
Credit Stores:
None
A powerful entity appears on the battlefield, and immediately questions what and who brought him to this place.
P.S. - I'm working on a homebrew campaign setting, so please don't steal that Homebrew creation I linked.
P.P.S. - This is about 2% of Elendon's actual power. He is a deity after all, and second tier deity of the Realm of Titans. Raised to godhood by the creator of the realm, Stargazer.
I mean not for everyone, but I Know Random read DefTG. Canonically all DefTG Godmodders get corrupted and turn evil.
246.2/300
4.1 - Leader switches out for a Pidgey. Then switches back in immediately after. This (hopefully) removes the Torment.
6.1 - Charge
Leader and Sky High 7 regenerate. Mister Mistoffelees heals himself.
Leader, Mister Mistoffelees, and Sky High 7 attack the Really Big Frog.
A1: I calligraphy the F, reinforcing its existence and therefore healing it.
A2: I use the Internet to pull up the Unaussprechlichen Kulten and check some excerpts. I get distracted again but this tells me that the Really Big Frog could be a key, sort of like the Temple of the Toad whose relation of Tsathoggua is ambiguous.
A3: I attempt to use the Really Big Frog to unlock the floor, seeing as it was trying to eat it. This involves a lot of slamming and rotation of the Really Big Frog.
-
The F decides to support the endeavors of the cult by using Staff shaping and generic action to coach the cult's operators on how to society, as there's probably some benefit to operations scaling gained by aligning internal organization and leadership.
Other entities act at discretion.
Action 1: A brilliant idea doctor
watsonJOEbob! I quickly add on lots of extra cardboard to my STOREFRONT, thereby making it reinforced. 5/20Action 2: Then, because lots of cardboard is still just cardboard, I run a computer compression algorithm on the cardboard, compressing all the extra cardboard down into the space of the original parts, making it as strong as the fully reinforced walls despite still being the same thickness as the original walls! It is no longer a cardboard box, but a hardboard box! 6/20
Action 3: I begin drawing on a piece of paper. 1/2
hshopSTOREFRONT
WARES:
Cosmic Monolith: Not for sale, it's technically already been sold and I can't get away with selling it again or the IRS will come after my cardboard box.
Scrap Metal: 2(?) Credits
Skylanders Knockoff Figurines: 1 Credit
Temmie: 1 Credit
Credit Opportunities:
1 point of charge = 1 Credit
Negotiating on other things is allowed.
Credit Stores:
None
You couldn't follow the link I posted? Ok. Then here is the powerful entity that has joined the battle against the Godmodder and possibly other entities in this chaos, depending on their alignment of course.
A1+A2+A3: I protect the moss. No one will get their hands on this moss while I'm around.
(11.9)
Inventory:
4 Granite Memorabilia, 1 Unprocessed Diamond Ore
1.23 units of moss, Potted Moss
77
BUFFS: Ancient Moss Powers (increases attack damage by 25), BIG SHOT (+1 action power until injured)
255.2/300
9.8 - charge
Leader and Sky High 7 regenerate. Mister Mistoffelees heals himself.
Leader, Mister Mistoffelees, and Sky High 7 attack the Really Big Frog.
Mister Mistoffelees uses Stage Magic to confuse the Really Big Frog and keep it from attacking Leader, Sky High, or himself.
I have been informed there's another update, it's just under review right now due to all the links(?). In the interest of not losing momentum if/when that update is approved....
-
A1: I pay respects myself to alleviate pressure on the F, allowing rejuvenating keyboard power to circulate through them.
A2: As the BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE was unable to do, we must improve upon. I resolve the F's conflicting branding through a complex series of brand interaction explanations. It's probably difficult for ordinary people to understand, but trust me it makes sense to somebody.
A3: In lieu of making sense, I begin leafing to raise my drugs meter.
-
The F figures out how to put the Retainers of Insanity to work using that painting of insanity I made earlier and some creative use of musical strings. Other entities act at discretion.
Apparently there's another update but it's broken so time to post for it.
Action 1: I quickly select my rewards (I was I could see more about them than just the name before selecting...) +2.5 charge and Redundancy. I also buy myself a nice little plastic trophy to put on top of my STOREFRONT to commemorate my momentous accomplishment of succeeding twice at the same time. 9.5/20
Action 2: Funnily enough my drawing process being interrupted was actually the planned end for this charge, with the battlefield having completed my charge for me by rendering my sketch incomplete... 2/2: Incomplete Sketch summoned!
The incomplete sketch is not finished, so all attacks involving it (either aiming at it or that it aims at someone else) have a chance of missing! Aside from that special effect it has slightly stronger attack than defense.
Action 3: While the Incomplete Sketch flutters back over to my STOREFRONT I pay Temmie for their service, since it would be bad to not reward their charity. The payment is, of course, in temmie flakes.
hshopSTOREFRONT
WARES:
Cosmic Monolith: Not for sale, it's technically already been sold and I can't get away with selling it again or the IRS will come after my cardboard box.
Scrap Metal: 2(?) Credits
Skylanders Knockoff Figurines: 1 Credit
Incomplete Sketch: 1 Credit
Temmie: 1 Credit
Credit Opportunities:
1 point of charge = 1 Credit
Negotiating on other things is allowed.
Credit Stores:
None
Action 1: I tell the Rock that he should be on a movie set right now.
Actions 2 and 3: I summon a bunch of Really Big Flies to distract the Really Big Frog.
A1: I protect the moss some more.
A2+A3: I charge some more, haphazardly scribbling "+0.1" on the end of this action. (13.9)+0.1
The Pumpkinmodder trick or treats. He gets a rock. He now has a specific Rock on the field.
Inventory:
4 Granite Memorabilia, 1 Unprocessed Diamond Ore
1.23 units of moss, Potted Moss
77
BUFFS: Ancient Moss Powers (increases attack damage by 25), BIG SHOT (+1 action power until injured)
Future JOE here! I forget if I already mentioned, but to avoid image-host-swaps getting posts marked as spam which I can't undo because the moderation is ineffective, instead of rehosting individual images I'm just replacing the entire text of every post with images thereof. I'm kinda worried that if I do That too much, the spam filter will decide 'single image' means spam post, so I'll be including minor asides at the start of each such post, like this one. They are not important nor part of the original thread.
A1: I put out a stage puppet of Nightmare Moon on the stage, and gloat "The night shall last...for EVER!".
A2: I followup and specify the stage puppet of Nightmare Moon is the EVER! model, and doubles as a light-up/light-down fog machine that sparkles due to putting small ice bits in the fog. The night shall last because I can use the stage puppet to make it last even after the Pumpkinmodder changes the light settings on the main assembly.
A3: I get distracted and Mastery of Small Manners my way into the stage crew. If there is no stage crew, I am the stage crew. We start filming the Rock now.
-
The F realizes if we're going to fix it in editing, we'll need an editing studio. They use ordinary object conjuration to set up a movie editing tablet, so they can splice footage or CGI in whatever. Other entities act at discretion.