All the other players in the field of combat immediately rush to deal with the errant player who has claimed THE FAN, but they too get trapped in the eternal stunlock of pain. Except for one. Samus sees as the SMASH BALL spawns, and immediately goes for it. The THE FAN wielder is too busy stunlocking everyone out of commission to grab the smash ball and is helpless to stand in the way of a SEVEN PERSON KO by Samus''s use of their powerful final smash.
But there's still 3 minutes left in the fight so everybody just respawns.
I'll start attacking the Retainers of Folly, hoping to take as many as I can down.
Oreders: keep up the assault on the magnets, specifically the positive one. Don't give it an inch to breathe, even though they are magnets and can't breathe in the first place.
R. of Folly 1 failed a spot check [4 ]
R. of Folly 2 dances away [30]
you kill one of them! congratulations, the Eishalon is no longer capable of regenerating to full if left unattended. only to 35 damage mites instead of 36! yay!
Yes, sure, after all, I have nothing to lose. I sign it with my name, which is, of course, "Jack Mundane", and my signature, which is "Jack Mundane" written in a more mundane way. As I see it, a stronger soul, or plethora of weaker souls, would allow the soul eating people killer to carry out extra actions. Therefore, I must find a way to exploit this, or else I am not Jack Mundane, the mundane exploiter.
First, a few questions, if you will. The first of these being entities. How do they function, what are their properties, and the focal point of this investigation - what are the ways to create them? May I simply will one into existence? Of course, not every player will be able to generate beings with their release, simply because they lack one.
Next, I look around my location, and attempt to locate a few rocks. If these rocks are found, then I will activate phase one of Body Release: Abbadon's Pit. The red corner of my triangular face lights up, as a giant gaping pit opens up in my chest. I attempt to stuff as many rocks, junk, as well as other such things, as possible. Then, I close the hole, and prepare to activate phase two. It is important that I know approximately how many things I have managed to absorb and what they are.
you may create entitys in any way you like, as long as you are clear that you intend to create an entity, and preferably if it makes sense.
there are many small stones on the ground, but that's not worth your time (like, they're pebbles). the road is a combination of gravel and dirt. The general area around you is pretty epty, actually, but there are some fences and trees. trees would be pretty hard to stuff in your stomach, but maybe uproot a fence? you may select which of these objects you stuff in your mouth-stomach. you may also eat other peoples entitys, but that will take more actions, and they might hate you.
I f I can use the staff multiple times per round I'll blast it at the negative magnet. Otherwise I'll take out a giant vacuum cleaner and suck all of the fortress items to me, then put those items in my pocket of radiation proofness.
minions do same as before, kill/heel.
you now have a weak-medium protection on other people using the resources. you notice some of them, however, are already irradiated... do you also put those in your pocket?
<Eishalonturn> The eishalon raises its staff, grasped in hands of red and purple flesh, and with a flicker, points it at the ender dragon. it takes 25 damage, and gains gloomy. </Eishalonturn>
The shopkeeper waves at Jack_Mundane, and tosses a paper airplane, the paper airplane unfolds as it comes close to Jack_Mundane and settles in his hand to be a little flyer for the shopkeeper's auction and shop.
After taking a good look at the horde, Gene decides she wants to add the magey looking zombie to the list of potion ingredients just to see what happens.
At this point in time, there should be enough evidence that she is some sort of deranged alchemist, but it should be helpful to explicitly state it for those who haven’t realized yet.
Anyways, she makes her way over the bridge while not getting too close to the group while maintaining a casual and friendly demeanor. She then casts Confusion onto the horde.
23/ 40
you make your way towards them.
... The hoard immediately vanishes behind their fortifications, out of your sight. you think they're hiding. from you.
the hoard is now very confused! mostly about your continued proximity, it seems! also, your logic. since you've said you're a deranged alchemist. so your logic is probably bad.
There is a significant portion of empty space within the update. This is suspicious, a possible point of fear and frenzy, the way the world goes mad. Things, dreaded things, horrid things lie within space. They wish to merge void (space) and the solid (the physical world), tunneling through reality. They manipulate world events this way, and make all things bend to their will. One of these creatures greets everyone.
[H] Nemat: 10/10 HP. Crude Oil: 0.
The creature, a Nemat, decides to slice and dice into the Mammoth. Eishalon? Nah. No machine gun.
The nemat gains crude oil on a one to one correlation with the amount of damage it deals. Crude oil is a mystical construct, with many uses. Some, everyone in the industrialised world is familiar with. Others are more mystical. Crude oil can offer power to lesser beings at a price: it drives them into seeking the objectives of other beings that don't really have their wellbeing in mind.
(This seems strange and very complex, and also very new. I'm kind of scared, but very interested. A friend told me about this game, so I guess I'm joining in. Did I do it right???)
you did fine. The Nemat rolls to escape the Godmodders notice... and succeeds. The Nemat will have 1 attack. you will need crude oil totalling equal or greater then the targets maximum HP in order to fully control them. Also, The Nemat is not yours, since it is H. maybe you can get it somehow?
Gene uses to scary cardboard cutout while dodging around and through the group towards the undead magic caster.
Wow! i hadn't posted that they where scared of you, but you already took advantage of it! Each member rolls a D4,except the mage! on a failed roll, they are too scared to act.
17 scare 4 k are completely normal, wearing standard armor (leather, helmets are sometimes gold), 5 scare 5 k skeletons wearing leather tunics, 2 scare 1 ok charred skeletons , 4 scared 1 k zombie guards wear plate 5 obsidian winged sprites are k 3 scared zombies with no shirt. most of the not-extra-scared zombies swarm you! overall, you lose 2 hearts from your health bar which contains a mere 8 hearts, since you're only wearing civilian clothing and even the strongest body is weaker then well-crafted chainmail. 6/8 combat hp! white sparkles float up from the mage...
The butler whacks the positive magnet, and the Ender Dragon keeps up the assault (it rolled a 96 on its gloom throw). since the Magnet is already in the air, it rams it into the ground, doing 35+55 damage to the magnet. so, 90. Nemat also attacks the mammoth. this happened before the magnetattack, but it doesn't matter. 1 damage, +1 crude oil.
The bar magnet wants to not dead! it heals itself 17 HP, and kills the butler. with a rusty spoon. The retainers attack the pillars again! 1D32 = 0.8 damage mites, 25 damage. 2 pillars die, doing 40 damage to the DRAGON. Crusher speaks up. "look at the field! this Eishalon can apply gloom without using energy, and if the Godmodder brainwashes that 'Nemat',he can take control of all our entitys... all this means that... frantic scribbling... YOU NEED 100 CHARGES TO MAKE MINDCONTROLING IT IMPOSSIBLE, NOW, OR WE'RE ALL DEAD!!1!!1ONE!" The Godmodder shrugs, and chops down two trees. they fall on top of one another, and start to levitate, before strings start to extend from them... towards the Nemat!
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP2/4 5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Brands (emotion, statsteral, corruption) [AG] Giant Bar Magnet (Pos) 80 HP. 15 Attack +5% of health. Linked! -5 HP per round! Giant Bar Magnet (Neg) -80 HP. -15 Attack +5% of health. Linked!Giant bar magnet (neutral, in middle) 25 HP [AG-Shard II]retainer of Folly x4 1 dm .2 dma Eishalon II - Manifest OfFolly31 damage mites (locked!). 3/5 energy. ???, ???, ???, ???, ???. Scan resistant [A] Mammoth 120/150 HP 20A, Stampede ready! (unbought) ENDER DRAGON 169/350 HP +9 regen Dragon slam [35 damage, 45 damage in 2] Dragonfire (45 split among 3, 4 DOT[length-3]) gloom. Obsidian pillars 10 hp x2 +2 hp x1 (heals ender dragon 1.5 each, each does 20 damage to dragon on death) [H] Nemat 10/10 HP 1A 1 crude oil [OG] butler dead! HP, 1A (Acerak the eternal's) [OG]Blink Dog 92/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink! ununconscious!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema [A]Radioactive crumbled ruins 46% shelter-y. [A]Crusher 49 120/120 HP Doomsay! A, building Attack! technically not AG. (rebuilding ruins) (partially defended) 18 unsorted 128 13 130
iron is standard. not particularly good or bad for magic, otherwise like rl iron.Goldenrod: seems unimpressive... it acts like a metal, between iron and gold in strength. it's meh at magic, near as you can tell, and is about as good for building as iron, the main downside being higher rarity. ruby: Strong, angular. acts like a real life ruby. best for small areas under considerable pressure due to small size and higher strength. has a slight magical affinity, towards fire, as well as focusing diffused energy. Test Results for shadow crystals: Relatively brittle, though not so much as to weather away from the elements before this battle's done. much easier to cut along cleavage planes, resulting in thin sheets of crystal if struck with force. has a strong affinity for magic, but most powerful spells will cause it to shatter due to how brittle it is. a bad idea for building due to its many-times mentioned brittleness.Starmaterial is untested, but seems powerful based on the elemental's staff. not Eishalon related.
I pull out a magic detector and sweep the area for anything that could be causing the heat and distance distortion.
the magic detector determines that the magic here is exactly the same as the baseline established when you entered the sidequest! whatever it is, it doesn't involve additional enchantments. the heat is clearly from the giant lamp beating down on you.
things continue predictably.
[AG]Obstacle course Large wall x1 [Howard]Pillars x1 Wall with climbing rope x1 trapped path x2 room that locks once entered x1 Lava network x1(guarded, 40 HP) roomba x432Battleroombas x210 (10A) flat stone x5 Final trap x2[Books]Final trap x1 Energy Field 80 HP, +5 per turn. turrets (3 damage per turn to people in range) [AG] Godmodder's creation 52(10 Regen) HP 8 CP (+4 per turn!) 3/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery [A] Energy field 438HP (destroys anything it touches!) [P] Booksbooks3 26/100 HP. in obstacle course , electricity proof, invisible. [A-wooby]Nolegs the cat 50/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, cat dash ready! [A-wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A) [A-wooby] Villager tank 15HP 4A(aftercopter) Villycopters 4HP x2 3-damage suicide!
As the smash battle continues, the fighters tumble about the map, beating each other senseless. And then, a pedestal rises up from the ground, and with a little jingle from it emerges one of the most feared items in Smash Bros... the GOLDEN HAMMER. The fighters all stop and turn, each of them dashing for it with the greatest their speed will allow... only for a portal to open up beneath it and the hammer to drop through it into nothingness. The players sit there, confused, and then go back to beating each other to a pulp.
Wooby is on the battlefield, when suddenly a giant golden hammer drops from the sky into his open hand! The Golden Hammer has been obtained!
The Golden Hammer is pretty simple, it increases the damage of any attacks that wooby makes. It is an item, not a unit. Congrats wooby on obtaining a 15 post charge attack artifact.
Wooby looks deep within himself, and realizes that he is not enough. He must make a new body for himself, a better body! He decides to use powerful relics from all over the planes to forge this new body. He casts plane shift on himself and swooshes off to mechanus, in order to retrieve the central gear. Bye!
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
A fence would be more than enough, thanks. Afterwards, phase two of Abaddon's Pit activates as my red corner glows once again. Now, let us talk about what Abaddon's pit does. I consume a certain amount of objects, and reform them into a being. It is somewhat similar to Breath of Life in the sense that it creates a being out of an object, and yet infinitely different and harboring a lot more potential. The fence reforms itself into a Post-Post Post-Post. What the 4P does is quite simple.
It acts after my post, hence the post-post, and performs its own post-like action, where it exclusively invades one OG player's action every turn, adding a post to it, hence the post-post. Whether the OG player trips on the post, accidentally misses and hits the post, or performs some other tragically hilarious action is up to you. However, as 4P is imbued with my essence of misfortune, it is almost always negative to the OG. I also do not get to choose which post the 4P posts in, that part is up to you, although I do urge you to roll a die to make it completely random.
[AG] Post-Post Post-Post 10/10 HP. 4P for short.
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what do you give to a man who has everything? nothing.
Welp, here we go again with the sending charges from within sidequests. Wooby, you know the form, your charge contributions will be implemented once I get word from JOE
Wow, there is some weird stuff going on out on the main field...
Orders: Villagers keep attacking creation
I cast wall of stone to cover the lamp and just keep going across the course. Perseverance!!
you block the lamp and continue walking.... you think you passed this tree earlier.
Thinks continue as normal, but the creation uses its 12 CP to fire a wave of attacks at Nolegs, doing 40 damage.
[AG]Obstacle course Large wall x1 [Howard]Pillars x1 Wall with climbing rope x1 trapped path x2 room that locks once entered x1 Lava network x1(guarded, 40 HP) roomba x432Battleroombas x210 (10A) flat stone x5 Final trap x2[Books]Final trap x1 Energy Field 85 HP, +5 per turn. turrets (3 damage per turn to people in range) [AG] Godmodder's creation 50(10 Regen) HP 0 CP (+4 per turn!) 3/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery [A] Energy field 438HP (destroys anything it touches!) [P] Booksbooks3 26/100 HP. in obstacle course , electricity proof, invisible. [A-wooby]Nolegs the cat 10/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, cat dash ready! [A-wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A) [A-wooby] Villager tank 15HP 4A(aftercopter) Villycopters 4HP x2 3-damage suicide!
As the smash battle continues, the fighters tumble about the map, beating each other senseless. And then, a pedestal rises up from the ground, and with a little jingle from it emerges one of the most feared items in Smash Bros... the GOLDEN HAMMER. The fighters all stop and turn, each of them dashing for it with the greatest their speed will allow... only for a portal to open up beneath it and the hammer to drop through it into nothingness. The players sit there, confused, and then go back to beating each other to a pulp.
Wooby is on the battlefield, when suddenly a giant golden hammer drops from the sky into his open hand! The Golden Hammer has been obtained!
The Golden Hammer is pretty simple, it increases the damage of any attacks that wooby makes. It is an item, not a unit. Congrats wooby on obtaining a 15 post charge attack artifact.
0/20 for Eldritch
Stored credit: GENE: 1 Redrover: 1 (afk)
Shop items: Mammoth: 7 charge
except he is maybe sidequest as you noted. and if he is go sidequest, he may not want hammer.
Gene casts burning hands into the horde. She then starts turning around in a circle to get the most damage out of it.
the zombies collapse in groups, but the guards still live, and the skeletons merely char. the mage, meanwhile, finishes its spell, and stretches for an instant, before you feel a piercing pain (negligible) and suddenly you can't see, your vision clouded with massive fuzzy black splotches, ever so slightly transparent. 5/8 HP
Wooby looks deep within himself, and realizes that he is not enough. He must make a new body for himself, a better body! He decides to use powerful relics from all over the planes to forge this new body. He casts plane shift on himself and swooshes off to mechanus, in order to retrieve the central gear. Bye!
you start to shift yourself, but... you can't seem to sense mechanus, or most other planes aside from the astral one and about 5 you don't recognize, very well. you think they're there, but it's faint. probably the Godmodder's fault. you suspect it'll be even harder to bring things back, or return. secondly, the central gear is miles long. you plan to use that to make yourself a new body?
A fence would be more than enough, thanks. Afterwards, phase two of Abaddon's Pit activates as my red corner glows once again. Now, let us talk about what Abaddon's pit does. I consume a certain amount of objects, and reform them into a being. It is somewhat similar to Breath of Life in the sense that it creates a being out of an object, and yet infinitely different and harboring a lot more potential. The fence reforms itself into a Post-Post Post-Post. What the 4P does is quite simple.
It acts after my post, hence the post-post, and performs its own post-like action, where it exclusively invades one OG player's action every turn, adding a post to it, hence the post-post. Whether the OG player trips on the post, accidentally misses and hits the post, or performs some other tragically hilarious action is up to you. However, as 4P is imbued with my essence of misfortune, it is almost always negative to the OG. I also do not get to choose which post the 4P posts in, that part is up to you, although I do urge you to roll a die to make it completely random.
[AG] Post-Post Post-Post 10/10 HP. 4P for short.
the post-post post-post's ability is fairly weak, as a note. but sure, 4P summoned. also, the ability would be nigh-irrelevent if it was a 1-post summon, but the post spent making abadon's pit eat the fence is counted.
Welp, here we go again with the sending charges from within sidequests. Wooby, you know the form, your charge contributions will be implemented once I get word from JOE
I do the slashy slashy at the positive magnet, and mix in some Vicious Mockery on it.
"I'm surprised a stupid magnet lived this long. Really. A MAGNET. You're easily the worst creation I've seen that fool known as the Godmodder has made.
Orders: The Nemat is made of Oil, you say? attack that, preferably with fire.
The Godmodder asks if you're really so sure he's a fool. if you are, prove it. anyway, 26 damage. order given. The Nemat flipping dies. since dragonfire can be split among 3, it also gets applied to the retainers and magnet, 10 each (less, because the dragon only barely won its gloom roll). (the fire doesn't kill any retainers) The magnet heals! the retainers of folly attack for 14 damage to the dragon. I've been playing a bit too fast and loose with the eishalon's action choice (which is supposed to be determined before the round), so it idles this round.
The Godmodder looks at the mammoth. the mammoth looks at it. he looks at the mammoth. the mammoth looks at him. zhe looks at the mammoth. the mammoth looks at zim. cup looks at the mammoth. the mammoth looks at water. helicopter looks at the mammoth. the mammoth looks at apache. The Godmodder then eats the Mammoth's left ear off for misgendering him between 4 and 5 times, 70 damage.
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP2/4 5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Brands (emotion, statsteral, corruption) [AG] Giant Bar Magnet (Pos) 65 HP. 15 Attack +5% of health. Linked! -9 HP per round! Giant Bar Magnet (Neg) -65 HP. -15 Attack +5% of health. Linked!Giant bar magnet (neutral, in middle) 25 HP [AG-Shard II]retainer of Folly x4 1 dm .2 dma Eishalon II - Manifest OfFolly31 damage mites (locked!). 3/5 energy. ???, ???, ???, ???, ???. Scan resistant [A] Mammoth 50150 HP 20A, Stampede ready! (unbought) ENDER DRAGON 160/350 HP +5 regen Dragon slam [35 damage, 45 damage in 2] Dragonfire (45 split among 3, 4 DOT[length-3]) gloom. Obsidian pillars 10 hp x2 +2 hp x1 (heals ender dragon 1.5 each, each does 20 damage to dragon on death) [AG]Post-post post-post 10/10 HP [OG]Blink Dog 92/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink! ununconscious!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema [A]Radioactive crumbled ruins 49% shelter-y. [A]Crusher 49 120/120 HP Doomsay! A, building Attack! technically not AG. (rebuilding ruins) (partially defended) 18 unsorted 128 13 130
iron is standard. not particularly good or bad for magic, otherwise like rl iron.Goldenrod: seems unimpressive... it acts like a metal, between iron and gold in strength. it's meh at magic, near as you can tell, and is about as good for building as iron, the main downside being higher rarity. ruby: Strong, angular. acts like a real life ruby. best for small areas under considerable pressure due to small size and higher strength. has a slight magical affinity, towards fire, as well as focusing diffused energy. Test Results for shadow crystals: Relatively brittle, though not so much as to weather away from the elements before this battle's done. much easier to cut along cleavage planes, resulting in thin sheets of crystal if struck with force. has a strong affinity for magic, but most powerful spells will cause it to shatter due to how brittle it is. a bad idea for building due to its many-times mentioned brittleness.Starmaterial is untested, but seems powerful based on the elemental's staff. not Eishalon related.
Gene thinks back to herself and realizes that she should have put up some sort of barrier earlier. So, she puts a general one up to allow herself some protection and a moment to put her thoughts together.
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Yes, I did chose this username to be the punchline of a joke.
Well darn. I suppose I'll head to a random one of those planes then. And if I'm unable to immediately I'll start a 5 post charge to do a plane shifty thing. And also lots of shrink spells on the central gear would work. Probably. Maybe. Most likely not.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
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you kill one of them! congratulations, the Eishalon is no longer capable of regenerating to full if left unattended. only to 35 damage mites instead of 36! yay!
<Eishalonturn>
The eishalon raises its staff, grasped in hands of red and purple flesh, and with a flicker, points it at the ender dragon. it takes 25 damage, and gains gloomy.
</Eishalonturn>
The hoard immediately vanishes behind their fortifications, out of your sight. you think they're hiding. from you.
the hoard is now very confused! mostly about your continued proximity, it seems! also, your logic. since you've said you're a deranged alchemist. so your logic is probably bad.
The Nemat rolls to escape the Godmodders notice...
and succeeds.
The Nemat will have 1 attack. you will need crude oil totalling equal or greater then the targets maximum HP in order to fully control them. Also, The Nemat is not yours, since it is H. maybe you can get it somehow?
Each member rolls a D4,except the mage! on a failed roll, they are too scared to act.
17 scare 4 k are completely normal, wearing standard armor (leather, helmets are sometimes gold), 5 scare 5 k skeletons wearing leather tunics, 2 scare 1 ok charred skeletons , 4 scared 1 k zombie guards wear plate 5 obsidian winged sprites are k 3 scared zombies with no shirt.
most of the not-extra-scared zombies swarm you! overall, you lose 2 hearts from your health bar which contains a mere 8 hearts, since you're only wearing civilian clothing and even the strongest body is weaker then well-crafted chainmail. 6/8 combat hp! white sparkles float up from the mage...
The bar magnet wants to not dead! it heals itself 17 HP, and kills the butler. with a rusty spoon.
The retainers attack the pillars again! 1D32 = 0.8 damage mites, 25 damage. 2 pillars die, doing 40 damage to the DRAGON.
Crusher speaks up. "look at the field! this Eishalon can apply gloom without using energy, and if the Godmodder brainwashes that 'Nemat',he can take control of all our entitys... all this means that... frantic scribbling... YOU NEED 100 CHARGES TO MAKE MINDCONTROLING IT IMPOSSIBLE, NOW, OR WE'RE ALL DEAD!!1!!1ONE!"
The Godmodder shrugs, and chops down two trees. they fall on top of one another, and start to levitate, before strings start to extend from them... towards the Nemat!
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP 2/4
5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Brands (emotion, statsteral, corruption)
[AG] Giant Bar Magnet (Pos) 80 HP. 15 Attack +5% of health. Linked! -5 HP per round!
Giant Bar Magnet (Neg) -80 HP. -15 Attack +5% of health. Linked!Giant bar magnet (neutral, in middle) 25 HP
[AG-Shard II] retainer of Folly x4 1 dm .2 dma
Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly 31 damage mites (locked!).
3/5 energy. ???, ???, ???, ???, ???. Scan resistant
[A] Mammoth 120/150 HP 20A, Stampede ready! (unbought)
ENDER DRAGON 169/350 HP +9 regen Dragon slam [35 damage, 45 damage in 2] Dragonfire (45 split among 3, 4 DOT[length-3]) gloom.
Obsidian pillars 10 hp x2 +2 hp x1 (heals ender dragon 1.5 each, each does 20 damage to dragon on death)
[H] Nemat 10/10 HP 1A 1 crude oil
[OG] butler dead! HP, 1A (Acerak the eternal's)
[OG]Blink Dog 92/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink! ununconscious!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[A] Radioactive crumbled ruins 46% shelter-y.
[A] Crusher 49 120/120 HP Doomsay! A, building Attack! technically not AG. (rebuilding ruins)
(partially defended) 18 unsorted 1 28 13 13 0
Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff) 1 meter of flex tape!
Acerac: lightly injured. Caaaaarl (.5 AP),
Woobydoobydoo: cool staff bro [AP->AC->A->drain->heal]
GENE: dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13 emerald goop
[AG] Godmodder's creation 52(10 Regen) HP 8 CP (+4 per turn!) 3/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery
[A] Energy field 438HP (destroys anything it touches!)
[P] Booksbooks3 26/100 HP. in obstacle course , electricity proof, invisible.
[A-wooby] Nolegs the cat 50/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, cat dash ready!
[A-wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A)
[A-wooby] Villager tank 15HP 4A(aftercopter) Villycopters 4HP x2 3-damage suicide!
Wow, there is some weird stuff going on out on the main field...
Orders: Villagers keep attacking creation
I cast wall of stone to cover the lamp and just keep going across the course. Perseverance!!
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
I fire a huge spiked ball at a retainer of folly
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
15/15 for STOP! Hammer time!
As the smash battle continues, the fighters tumble about the map, beating each other senseless. And then, a pedestal rises up from the ground, and with a little jingle from it emerges one of the most feared items in Smash Bros... the GOLDEN HAMMER. The fighters all stop and turn, each of them dashing for it with the greatest their speed will allow... only for a portal to open up beneath it and the hammer to drop through it into nothingness. The players sit there, confused, and then go back to beating each other to a pulp.
Wooby is on the battlefield, when suddenly a giant golden hammer drops from the sky into his open hand! The Golden Hammer has been obtained!
The Golden Hammer is pretty simple, it increases the damage of any attacks that wooby makes. It is an item, not a unit. Congrats wooby on obtaining a 15 post charge attack artifact.
1/20 for Eldritch
Stored credit:
GENE: 1
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Shop items:
Mammoth: 7 charge
Gene casts burning hands into the horde. She then starts turning around in a circle to get the most damage out of it.
Yes, I did chose this username to be the punchline of a joke.
Somewhere deep with in a pasta bowl, something stirs...
2/20 for Eldritch
Stored credit:
GENE: 1
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Shop items:
Mammoth: 7 charge
Wooby looks deep within himself, and realizes that he is not enough. He must make a new body for himself, a better body! He decides to use powerful relics from all over the planes to forge this new body. He casts plane shift on himself and swooshes off to mechanus, in order to retrieve the central gear. Bye!
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
A fence would be more than enough, thanks. Afterwards, phase two of Abaddon's Pit activates as my red corner glows once again. Now, let us talk about what Abaddon's pit does. I consume a certain amount of objects, and reform them into a being. It is somewhat similar to Breath of Life in the sense that it creates a being out of an object, and yet infinitely different and harboring a lot more potential. The fence reforms itself into a Post-Post Post-Post. What the 4P does is quite simple.
It acts after my post, hence the post-post, and performs its own post-like action, where it exclusively invades one OG player's action every turn, adding a post to it, hence the post-post. Whether the OG player trips on the post, accidentally misses and hits the post, or performs some other tragically hilarious action is up to you. However, as 4P is imbued with my essence of misfortune, it is almost always negative to the OG. I also do not get to choose which post the 4P posts in, that part is up to you, although I do urge you to roll a die to make it completely random.
[AG] Post-Post Post-Post 10/10 HP. 4P for short.
what do you give to a man who has everything? nothing.
I send a CHURG, as well as my regards, across the planescape to piono.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Welp, here we go again with the sending charges from within sidequests. Wooby, you know the form, your charge contributions will be implemented once I get word from JOE
3/20 for Eldritch
Stored credit:
GENE: 1
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: ???
Shop items:
Mammoth: 7 charge
Oh wait right I might just get 1 post in the sidequest. :(
If that isn't the case CHURG again.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
[AG] Godmodder's creation 50(10 Regen) HP 0 CP (+4 per turn!) 3/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery
[A] Energy field 438HP (destroys anything it touches!)
[P] Booksbooks3 26/100 HP. in obstacle course , electricity proof, invisible.
[A-wooby] Nolegs the cat 10/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, cat dash ready!
[A-wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A)
[A-wooby] Villager tank 15HP 4A(aftercopter) Villycopters 4HP x2 3-damage suicide!
5/8 HP
anyway, 26 damage.
order given.
The Nemat flipping dies. since dragonfire can be split among 3, it also gets applied to the retainers and magnet, 10 each (less, because the dragon only barely won its gloom roll). (the fire doesn't kill any retainers)
The magnet heals! the retainers of folly attack for 14 damage to the dragon.
I've been playing a bit too fast and loose with the eishalon's action choice (which is supposed to be determined before the round), so it idles this round.
The Godmodder then eats the Mammoth's left ear off for misgendering him between 4 and 5 times, 70 damage.
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP 2/4
5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Brands (emotion, statsteral, corruption)
[AG] Giant Bar Magnet (Pos) 65 HP. 15 Attack +5% of health. Linked! -9 HP per round!
Giant Bar Magnet (Neg) -65 HP. -15 Attack +5% of health. Linked!Giant bar magnet (neutral, in middle) 25 HP
[AG-Shard II] retainer of Folly x4 1 dm .2 dma
Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly 31 damage mites (locked!).
3/5 energy. ???, ???, ???, ???, ???. Scan resistant
[A] Mammoth 50150 HP 20A, Stampede ready! (unbought)
ENDER DRAGON 160/350 HP +5 regen Dragon slam [35 damage, 45 damage in 2] Dragonfire (45 split among 3, 4 DOT[length-3]) gloom.
Obsidian pillars 10 hp x2 +2 hp x1 (heals ender dragon 1.5 each, each does 20 damage to dragon on death)
[AG] Post-post post-post 10/10 HP
[OG]Blink Dog 92/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink! ununconscious!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[A] Radioactive crumbled ruins 49% shelter-y.
[A] Crusher 49 120/120 HP Doomsay! A, building Attack! technically not AG. (rebuilding ruins)
(partially defended) 18 unsorted 1 28 13 13 0
Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff) 1 meter of flex tape!
Acerac: lightly injured. Caaaaarl (.5 AP),
Woobydoobydoo: cool staff bro [AP->AC->A->drain->heal]
GENE: dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13 emerald goop
I cast etherealness and try going through this course in the Ethereal Plane.
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
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The past bowl stirs, and stirs. Something is rising from the bottom.
5/20 for Eldritch
Stored credit:
GENE: 1
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: 2
Shop items:
Mammoth: 7 charge
Gene thinks back to herself and realizes that she should have put up some sort of barrier earlier. So, she puts a general one up to allow herself some protection and a moment to put her thoughts together.
Yes, I did chose this username to be the punchline of a joke.
Mobile post.
6/20 for Eldritch
Stored credit:
GENE: 1
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: 2
Shop items:
Mammoth: 7 charge
Uhh Gene casts Animate Objects on the armor of all the remaining undead and instructs them to crush their wearer's to death.
Yes, I did chose this username to be the punchline of a joke.
Well darn. I suppose I'll head to a random one of those planes then. And if I'm unable to immediately I'll start a 5 post charge to do a plane shifty thing. And also lots of shrink spells on the central gear would work. Probably. Maybe. Most likely not.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."