you charge (+0.5 to piopo) Well, now what? You look around... you could probably teleport across the river, or go in another direction, or try to pick fights, or wait for something interesting to happen, or see if you can make food by cutting off your hand then casting heal, or find out what your last spell is, or eat the depressing stick, or beg the flying spagetti monster to stop pushing you down so you'll be able to float, NEVER try to eat lava, or try to make seeds, or try to find random loot chests, or commit seppuku, or ignore all the previous suggestions except this, or Floss (it is essential for good dental GONNA hygiene), grow some kind of novelty facial hair, wait for your mana to regen, leave the sidequest, or attempt to eat algebra, or try to swim in lava, or teleport until you vomit out GIVEenough acid to build a bridge across the river somehow, or eat the corpse and turn evil. Again. or kill the wall in search of xp, or churg, or eat a motorcycle larger then your entire YOUbody, or consume books, or be kaijulord lord of kaijusword sword of i excitebike bike of sword nord the kaijufjord board of the cord's mourn'd cored fold, or try to become conceptually UPmoist or attempt to initiate a montage, or forget how to count, or look at my dog, or disprove round earth theory, or become a creationist, or be very clever, or get slightly bigger hands, NEVERor repeat "Seigfried, Seigfried, seigfried" and see what happens ,or attempt to charge SOUL, or steal a king soul and turn it into a heart, or figure out what smort means, or read the GONNAwikihow article on how to breath, write a wikihow article on how to take a shower with a lemon, or be green and inferior, or learn waluigi is green and inferior, or be ted, because ted LETis a mess, or give the godmodder your soul, or insult the godmodder, or learn that with confidence you can break any barrier, or try to kill the smoldering crater, or claim a rock is a jar of YOUmayonnaise, or believe you can fly, or create an evolver in this world and have it grow to immense heights, or pat yourself on the back for reading all this even though there's nothing useful in here, or check if the ender dragon left an egg (actual good advice, it'll give you sweet loots), or eat the eishalon, or turn evil AGAIN via reasons, or goof off, or taunt DOWNdeath, or tell the shopkeeper rapture is boring edge, or try to pause the quadruple xp, or give me real money, or give me bitcoins, or identify the cool staff bro as the cool staff bro,or NEVERtry to consume your own soul dots, or throw a feebas in the lava and observe its magic survival,or look up a belland from high school and findthey are living a fulfilling life, or have a GONNAgeneralTELL look Aof LIEunderlying ANDdespair, HURTor YOUclaim to be the queens personal funk advisor, or sit in a dark room, and cry, and eat pies (what a time to be alive), or teach earth how to time travel, yeah with antimatter, with antimatt- Ok, or go conquer the known galaxy, or say "operatorrrrrrr" 7 times fast, or look for the elusive fred, or realize that only like, the first 3 suggestions where actually serious, or decide this gag has gone on long enough. yeah it's gone on long enough.
....
NEVER GONNA GIVE YO- yeah i'm done. choose your action or whatever. that's 40 minutes of my life i'm never getting back.
The mad scientist needs to put together his pancakes, which is quite the travesty... but fortunately! Fortunately! That's just what his latest invention is for! The pancakeinator, which gathers up ingredients from all around the Tri-State area and assembles them into the most delicious pancakes you've ever had, which he shall sell at high prices, addicting everyone to the taste of his specially -inated pancakes, allowing him to take over THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA.
10/25 for P
Stored credit: GENE: 1 Redrover: 1 (afk)
fantastic! and as we know, all his inators work, he just never... uses them correctly... but maybe! maybe he'll be able to use it right this time! we'll see.
I keep trying to kill the retainer of folly, and shout to the retainer of sanity.
"His forgiveness won't matter, he's just a lying manipulator!"
you fail the roll to kill the retainer of folly. The Godmodder amends his promise to letting them join his side and treating them as he would any other retainer of folly. hm....
u crgjhgdhgf EISHALON TURN: eishalon attacks again with a purple lance. 18-10=8, and the retainer of sanity rolls a 39/40 on its 'resist' roll, giving it a medium overheal of 0.25 damage mites, because i am the nice it me.
mhm. the retainer of sanity makes a desperate plea... and gets a 5/5, Converting the Retainer of Folly. the new retainer of sanity attacks the manifest, but does 0 damage. The Manifest of Folly fires a lance once more! 25 damage, the 0.25 dm becomes 4 health, so 21 damage left, and the health proper roll is a 29! the retainer survives, panting heavily... is this all there is to life? being created, fighting, and then dying? maybe he should rejoin the godmodder. at least then he'd have a chance, if he can just last 4 more rounds... and wouldn't it be nice, to have friends, or equals... after all, if he stays as he is, he'll have to fight his siblings, never able to talk with them without fear of death... you notice the Godmodder standing nearby, using the brand of "Emotion", which glows with a purple blaze. the leading retainer of sanity is nearly in his thrall... using his standard action, the Godmodder flips a coin. heads, [Redacted]. tails, [redacted]. he lands on [Redacted]. walking over to the crumbling ruins, he points out that, being 78% done, they are no longer Crumbling or ruins. this gives them an instant increase in stability, raising them to 88% shelter-y.
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP4/4 5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Brands (emotion, statsteral, corruption) [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest OfFolly 29 damage mites . 1/5 energy. ???, ???, ???, ???, ???. Scan resistant retainer of Folly x0 1 dm .2 dma [̲̃̈̓̀̍̾̄̓ͭͅA/OG]̜̼̲͐ͬͩ retainers of SANITY Regenerating 10-HP shield, x2 1 Dm .2 dma (infection!) [A](sign kept for future use) ender dragon egg [OG]Blink Dog 92/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink! ununconscious!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema [A]Radioactive shelterish construct 88% shelter-y. [A]Crusher 49 120/120 HP Doomsay! A, building Attack! technically not AG. (rebuilding ruins) [OG]Zombie assassin level 13 260/260 HP [|||||]
You look around again... you don't remember what you thought last time, so you're going to review your options. you could probably teleport across the river, or go in another direction, or try to pick fights, or wait for something interesting to happen, or see if you can make food by cutting off your hand then casting heal, or find out what your last spell is, or eat the depressing stick, or beg the flying spagetti monster to stop pushing you down so you'll be able to float, or NEVER try to eat lava, or try to make seeds, or try to find random loot chests, or commit seppuku, or ignore all the previous suggestions except this, or Floss (it is essential for good dental GONNA hygiene), grow some kind of novelty facial hair, wait for your mana to regen, leave the sidequest, or attempt to eat algebra, or try to swim in lava, or teleport until you vomit out GIVEenough acid to build a bridge across the river somehow, or eat the corpse and turn evil. Again. or kill the wall in search of xp, or churg, or eat a motorcycle larger then your entire YOUbody, or consume books, or be kaijulord lord of kaijusword sword of i excitebike bike of sword nord the kaijufjord board of the cord's mourn'd cored fold, or try to become conceptually UPmoist or attempt to initiate a montage, or forget how to count, or look at my dog, or disprove round earth theory, or become a creationist, or be very clever, Or notice oh hey there's a compass in your off-hand, what's up with that?, or get slightly bigger hands, NEVERor repeat "Seigfried, Seigfried, seigfried" and see what happens ,or attempt to charge SOUL, or steal a king soul and turn it into a heart, or figure out what smort means, or read the GONNAwikihow article on how to breath, write a wikihow article on how to take a shower with a lemon, or be green and inferior, or learn waluigi is green and inferior, or be ted, because ted LETis a mess, or give the godmodder your soul, or insult the godmodder, or learn that with confidence you can break any barrier, or try to kill the smoldering crater, or claim a rock is a jar of YOUmayonnaise, or believe you can fly, or create an evolver in this world and have it grow to immense heights, or pat yourself on the back for reading all this even though there's nothing useful in here, or check if the ender dragon left an egg (actual good advice, it'll give you sweet loots), or eat the eishalon, or turn evil AGAIN via reasons, or goof off, or taunt DOWNdeath, or tell the shopkeeper rapture is boring edge, or try to pause the quadruple xp, or give me real money, or give me bitcoins, or identify the cool staff bro as the cool staff bro for 5w337 1007,or NEVERtry to consume your own soul dots, or throw a feebas in the lava and observe its magic survival,or look up a belland from high school and findthey are living a fulfilling life, or have a GONNAgeneralTELL look Aof LIEunderlying ANDdespair, HURTor YOUclaim to be the queens personal funk advisor, or sit in a dark room, and cry, and eat pies (what a time to be alive), or teach earth how to time travel, yeah with antimatter, with antimatt- Ok, or go conquer the known galaxy, or say "operatorrrrrrr" 7 times fast, or look for the elusive fred, or realize that only like, 5 of the suggestions where actually serious, or decide this gag has gone on long enough.
ahem. if you just want to charge, you might as well leave the sidequest.
Oh it's almost never a case of using them wrong, but a matter of being intercepted by the ever meddling platypus. Who is not here yet, unfortunately... Because while the scientist thinks he has his grand scheme coming to a conclusion...
I mean I want to continue the sidequest but I also want a cool thing to help me also WHY ARE MY CHURGS DOING PRACTICALLY NOTHING? I search the area.
you look around... well, there's a river, and the ground is still that same mixture of hardened clay, blackened stone, writhing red flesh, and black crystals. you're in the shade of an overhang from one of those mesa things where the pillar holds up a wider blob. the lava river is still churning, but now that the cores gone, this section seems calmer. on the other side, you see much the same thing as you see on this one, though you think you see something... yellow? green, maybe? in the distance. also, there's a small crater on the other side of the river from the magma arm you slew. by now, you have enough Mana to teleport across the river, if you want to...
I miss Winnie the Hoo and the Dragon. I cast Faithful Hound, and have him appear near the retainers of Folly and Sanity. It will attack any of them if they start doing AG-esque activities.
I then go back to attacking the Eishalon of Folly.
ah, Winnie the Hoo was your original reason to fight, right? nice consistency. There are currently no retainers of folly, but he appears next to the 2 retainers of sanity, and will kill 1 of them if they depart. Then, since you have some extra action power (which i have decided to give ye due to your consistency), you attack the Manifest.
M. of Folly's flickers are faulty [13] 1 damage mite! this is the last bit of energy in your attack, though, so it can't do 2.
Oh it's almost never a case of using them wrong, but a matter of being intercepted by the ever meddling platypus. Who is not here yet, unfortunately... Because while the scientist thinks he has his grand scheme coming to a conclusion...
actually there's a quote somewhere where he says his inators always work, he just doesn't use them correctly. Still, if he uses his inator right, surely he can take over the ENTIRE THIRD-RATE AREA!... Perry probably wouldn't come if the inator isn't being activated. EISHALOON TURN. the eishalon attacks, biting, clawing and then slamming into things. the retainers of sanity take 10 -> nullified by auto-regenning health part 5-> 0 and 5-> 0 damage mites! so, no damage. The eishalon follows this up with Wait, I just realized, you already did 1 damage to the eishalon. so, the other attack it usually does would fail. so, the eishalon does no damage mites and doesn't remove the regenning-10-health this eishalonturn.
The Retainers of SANITY immediately run to the retainer of folly and try to convince him to join them. and they're rolling pretty well lately, because it only takes the first retainer of sanity's action to do it! the second one attacks the manifest, but this attack fails. oh well, still got a third member! The Manifest retaliates. since there are 3 retainers of sanity, it can hit all of them with its brutal charge. the first blow, a high-speed slash, rends through the shield. the second blow bites at the second retainer with a yellow glow, missing just barely and paralyzing that member, and the third, a bashing strike, blows past as the retainer deftly jumps out of the way. The Retainers remain conflicted... on the one hand, if they defect, one of them will die, and nobody wants to be that one. on the other, the godmodder could protect them... sure, they've got a 10-HP shield, but the Godmodder's almost done something big, they can feel it. and, if they brought the matter to a vote, would that be considered AG by the Dog? they don't want to risk it, but still... The Godmodder coaxes them over with a bowl full of cookies. all it costs to get as many as they want is 1 vow of eternal loyalty. the retainers think... if those cookies are healing items, might they be able to survive the hound? and besides, evil people never have cookies! so if the Godmodder has cookies, he must be good, right!?
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP4/4 5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Brands (emotion, statsteral, corruption) [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest OfFolly 28 damage mites . 1/5 energy. ???, ???, ???, ???, ???. Scan resistant retainer of Folly x0 1 dm .2 dma [A/OG]̜̼̲͐ͬͩ retainers of SANITY Regenerating 10-HP shield, x3 1 Dm .2 dma (infection! 1/3 paralyzed!) targeted [A](sign kept for future use) ender dragon egg [OG] faithful Dog 100/100HP -11 to incoming damage! will kill AG retainers! notLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema [A]Radioactive shelterish construct 91% shelter-y. [A]Crusher 49 120/120 HP Doomsay! A, building Attack! technically not AG. (rebuilding ruins) [OG]Zombie assassin level 13 260/260 HP [|||||]
I go to the crater. (If it's on the other side of the river from me I teleport there.)
I also examine the Corrupted Corepse(???) and weird compass.
alright, you teleport to the crater... and the teleport kills the crater. somehow? this grants you about 2000 more xp, after multiplies, but you don't see the pop-up since its behind you.
then, you examine the corrupted corepse. it's the corpse of the corrupted core. its a pun. you kept the corpse because it could be useful? you hope? when you click the compass, this screen pops up! huh. enemies are rare, so you should be safe to mess around with this screen... better choose wisely!
I also hover over all the other options to see what they do.
Someone's reading the metaphorical script, I see. according to the pop-ups, you now have: a 14.8% chance to do double damage every hit [DEX] 14.8% less mana cost for spells 14.8% more damage per hit (does not stack with double damage) take 13.9% less damage and have 13.9% dodge chance. (obviously, can't stack with less damage) and you get another 14.5% increase to all elemental damage. I'm going to round these percents to 15, 15, 15, 14, 14 and 15 for future purposes. on the left, you have three icons you can't do anything with (aside from turn off bubbles, if you want to), displaying as a drawer with a tablecloth on it, a chest with gold brace things, and an old jukebox. on the top of your skill selectors is a yellow cycle symbol. it says it'll let you reset skill points for 2 soul points. on the right is a head, chestplate, and sword. the head says: Woobydoobydoo's Info (#9974/3) Rank: None
Level: 40 Class: Mage Quests: 1/999 XP: 26%
ID Bonuses: - " The chestplate icon reads "Defense Info (#9974) Basic Defense: - ❤ Health: 200/200" ... as if on cue, your max health falls to 200. and the sword says "Damage info (#9804) Unidentified [L] Main attack: (below it lists every element of damage, with rapidly changing numbers for both maximum damage and minimum damage. at the end it says Total Damage (+Bonus): and then another rapidly shifting number. then, it lists your spells. damage, again, is a rapidly shifting number. the last spell- which you haven't cast yet- is filled in as "Ice snake spell".
Beneath the intelligence skill is locked box icon,which calls itself 'daily reward'. it lists the streak as "0" and says to come back every day for new loot. note that day refers to game days, and so it will be re-accessible very rarely. also, it could be a trap. Colors have been left as blank for readability. all headings are white. when a stat is listed, the name is usually grey and the stat itself white. all dashes are a desaturated cyan, like the godmodder. there are other colors occassionally, such as a bright pink or brighter cyan.
you charge (+0.5 to piopo)
Well, now what?
You look around... you could probably teleport across the river, or go in another direction, or try to pick fights, or wait for something interesting to happen, or see if you can make food by cutting off your hand then casting heal, or find out what your last spell is, or eat the depressing stick, or beg the flying spagetti monster to stop pushing you down so you'll be able to float, NEVER try to eat lava, or try to make seeds, or try to find random loot chests, or commit seppuku, or ignore all the previous suggestions except this, or Floss (it is essential for good dental GONNA hygiene), grow some kind of novelty facial hair, wait for your mana to regen, leave the sidequest, or attempt to eat algebra, or try to swim in lava, or teleport until you vomit out GIVEenough acid to build a bridge across the river somehow, or eat the corpse and turn evil. Again. or kill the wall in search of xp, or churg, or eat a motorcycle larger then your entire YOUbody, or consume books, or be kaijulord lord of kaijusword sword of i excitebike bike of sword nord the kaijufjord board of the cord's mourn'd cored fold, or try to become conceptually UPmoist or attempt to initiate a montage, or forget how to count, or look at my dog, or disprove round earth theory, or become a creationist, or be very clever, or get slightly bigger hands, NEVERor repeat "Seigfried, Seigfried, seigfried" and see what happens ,or attempt to charge SOUL, or steal a king soul and turn it into a heart, or figure out what smort means, or read the GONNAwikihow article on how to breath, write a wikihow article on how to take a shower with a lemon, or be green and inferior, or learn waluigi is green and inferior, or be ted, because ted LETis a mess, or give the godmodder your soul, or insult the godmodder, or learn that with confidence you can break any barrier, or try to kill the smoldering crater, or claim a rock is a jar of YOUmayonnaise, or believe you can fly, or create an evolver in this world and have it grow to immense heights, or pat yourself on the back for reading all this even though there's nothing useful in here, or check if the ender dragon left an egg (actual good advice, it'll give you sweet loots), or eat the eishalon, or turn evil AGAIN via reasons, or goof off, or taunt DOWNdeath, or tell the shopkeeper rapture is boring edge, or try to pause the quadruple xp, or give me real money, or give me bitcoins, or identify the cool staff bro as the cool staff bro,or NEVERtry to consume your own soul dots, or throw a feebas in the lava and observe its magic survival,or look up a belland from high school and findthey are living a fulfilling life, or have a GONNAgeneralTELL look Aof LIEunderlying ANDdespair, HURTor YOUclaim to be the queens personal funk advisor, or sit in a dark room, and cry, and eat pies (what a time to be alive), or teach earth how to time travel, yeah with antimatter, with antimatt- Ok, or go conquer the known galaxy, or say "operatorrrrrrr" 7 times fast, or look for the elusive fred, or realize that only like, the first 3 suggestions where actually serious, or decide this gag has gone on long enough.
yeah it's gone on long enough.
....
NEVER GONNA GIVE YO-
yeah i'm done. choose your action or whatever. that's 40 minutes of my life i'm never getting back.
[20] smoldering crater.
[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 215/400 ❤ Equipped: Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage 7 soul dots 2/20 ✹ 10075/46000 XP FSM (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_)
Quadruple XP for 18 minutes!
Wobbydoobydoo : cool staff bro, FSM, depressing stick, Green gem (x23) Corrupted Corepse
NO. CHRIG.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
fantastic! and as we know, all his inators work, he just never... uses them correctly... but maybe! maybe he'll be able to use it right this time! we'll see.
you fail the roll to kill the retainer of folly.
The Godmodder amends his promise to letting them join his side and treating them as he would any other retainer of folly. hm....
u crgjhgdhgf
EISHALON TURN: eishalon attacks again with a purple lance. 18-10=8, and the retainer of sanity rolls a 39/40 on its 'resist' roll, giving it a medium overheal of 0.25 damage mites, because i am the nice it me.
mhm.
the retainer of sanity makes a desperate plea... and gets a 5/5, Converting the Retainer of Folly. the new retainer of sanity attacks the manifest, but does 0 damage.
The Manifest of Folly fires a lance once more! 25 damage, the 0.25 dm becomes 4 health, so 21 damage left, and the health proper roll is a 29! the retainer survives, panting heavily... is this all there is to life? being created, fighting, and then dying? maybe he should rejoin the godmodder. at least then he'd have a chance, if he can just last 4 more rounds... and wouldn't it be nice, to have friends, or equals... after all, if he stays as he is, he'll have to fight his siblings, never able to talk with them without fear of death...
you notice the Godmodder standing nearby, using the brand of "Emotion", which glows with a purple blaze. the leading retainer of sanity is nearly in his thrall...
using his standard action, the Godmodder flips a coin. heads, [Redacted]. tails, [redacted]. he lands on [Redacted]. walking over to the crumbling ruins, he points out that, being 78% done, they are no longer Crumbling or ruins. this gives them an instant increase in stability, raising them to 88% shelter-y.
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP 4/4
5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Brands (
emotion, statsteral, corruption)[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly 29 damage mites .
1/5 energy. ???, ???, ???, ???, ???. Scan resistant
retainer of Folly x0 1 dm .2 dma
[̲̃̈̓̀̍̾̄̓ͭͅA/OG]̜̼̲͐ͬͩ retainers of SANITY Regenerating 10-HP shield, x2 1 Dm .2 dma (infection!)
[A] (sign kept for future use) ender dragon egg
[OG]Blink Dog 92/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink! ununconscious!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[A] Radioactive shelterish construct 88% shelter-y.
[A] Crusher 49 120/120 HP Doomsay! A, building Attack! technically not AG. (rebuilding ruins)
[OG] Zombie assassin level 13 260/260 HP [|||||]
Piono: OVAHEALED
Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff) lightly injured
Acerac: lightly injured. Caaaaarl (.5 AP),
GENE: dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13 emerald goop,zombie mage corpse
------------------------
+0.3 cp to piopo.
You look around again... you don't remember what you thought last time, so you're going to review your options. you could probably teleport across the river, or go in another direction, or try to pick fights, or wait for something interesting to happen, or see if you can make food by cutting off your hand then casting heal, or find out what your last spell is, or eat the depressing stick, or beg the flying spagetti monster to stop pushing you down so you'll be able to float, or NEVER try to eat lava, or try to make seeds, or try to find random loot chests, or commit seppuku, or ignore all the previous suggestions except this, or Floss (it is essential for good dental GONNA hygiene), grow some kind of novelty facial hair, wait for your mana to regen, leave the sidequest, or attempt to eat algebra, or try to swim in lava, or teleport until you vomit out GIVEenough acid to build a bridge across the river somehow, or eat the corpse and turn evil. Again. or kill the wall in search of xp, or churg, or eat a motorcycle larger then your entire YOUbody, or consume books, or be kaijulord lord of kaijusword sword of i excitebike bike of sword nord the kaijufjord board of the cord's mourn'd cored fold, or try to become conceptually UPmoist or attempt to initiate a montage, or forget how to count, or look at my dog, or disprove round earth theory, or become a creationist, or be very clever, Or notice oh hey there's a compass in your off-hand, what's up with that?, or get slightly bigger hands, NEVERor repeat "Seigfried, Seigfried, seigfried" and see what happens ,or attempt to charge SOUL, or steal a king soul and turn it into a heart, or figure out what smort means, or read the GONNAwikihow article on how to breath, write a wikihow article on how to take a shower with a lemon, or be green and inferior, or learn waluigi is green and inferior, or be ted, because ted LETis a mess, or give the godmodder your soul, or insult the godmodder, or learn that with confidence you can break any barrier, or try to kill the smoldering crater, or claim a rock is a jar of YOUmayonnaise, or believe you can fly, or create an evolver in this world and have it grow to immense heights, or pat yourself on the back for reading all this even though there's nothing useful in here, or check if the ender dragon left an egg (actual good advice, it'll give you sweet loots), or eat the eishalon, or turn evil AGAIN via reasons, or goof off, or taunt DOWNdeath, or tell the shopkeeper rapture is boring edge, or try to pause the quadruple xp, or give me real money, or give me bitcoins, or identify the cool staff bro as the cool staff bro for 5w337 1007,or NEVERtry to consume your own soul dots, or throw a feebas in the lava and observe its magic survival,or look up a belland from high school and findthey are living a fulfilling life, or have a GONNAgeneralTELL look Aof LIEunderlying ANDdespair, HURTor YOUclaim to be the queens personal funk advisor, or sit in a dark room, and cry, and eat pies (what a time to be alive), or teach earth how to time travel, yeah with antimatter, with antimatt- Ok, or go conquer the known galaxy, or say "operatorrrrrrr" 7 times fast, or look for the elusive fred, or realize that only like, 5 of the suggestions where actually serious, or decide this gag has gone on long enough.
ahem. if you just want to charge, you might as well leave the sidequest.
[20] smoldering crater.
[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 225/400 ❤ Equipped: Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage 7 soul dots 4/20 ✹ 10075/46000 XP FSM (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_)
Quadruple XP for 18 minutes!
Wobbydoobydoo : cool staff bro, FSM, depressing stick, Green gem (x23) Corrupted Corepse, weird compass...?
I mean I want to continue the sidequest but I also want a cool thing to help me also WHY ARE MY CHURGS DOING PRACTICALLY NOTHING? I search the area.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Oh it's almost never a case of using them wrong, but a matter of being intercepted by the ever meddling platypus. Who is not here yet, unfortunately...
Because while the scientist thinks he has his grand scheme coming to a conclusion...
He is merely bait.
14.8/25 for P
Stored credit:
Aeisenberg: 1
GENE: 1
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
you look around... well, there's a river, and the ground is still that same mixture of hardened clay, blackened stone, writhing red flesh, and black crystals. you're in the shade of an overhang from one of those mesa things where the pillar holds up a wider blob. the lava river is still churning, but now that the cores gone, this section seems calmer. on the other side, you see much the same thing as you see on this one, though you think you see something... yellow? green, maybe? in the distance. also, there's a small crater on the other side of the river from the magma arm you slew. by now, you have enough Mana to teleport across the river, if you want to...
[20] smoldering crater.
[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 235/400 ❤ Equipped: Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage 7 soul dots 6/20 ✹ 10075/46000 XP FSM (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_)
Quadruple XP for 18 minutes!
Wobbydoobydoo : cool staff bro, FSM, depressing stick, Green gem (x23) Corrupted Corepse, weird compass...?
I go to the crater. (If it's on the other side of the river from me I teleport there.)
I also examine the Corrupted Corepse(???) and weird compass.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Churguibg
16.8/25 for P
Stored credit:
Aeisenberg: 2
GENE: 1
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
ah, Winnie the Hoo was your original reason to fight, right? nice consistency.
There are currently no retainers of folly, but he appears next to the 2 retainers of sanity, and will kill 1 of them if they depart.
Then, since you have some extra action power (which i have decided to give ye due to your consistency), you attack the Manifest.
M. of Folly's flickers are faulty [13]
1 damage mite! this is the last bit of energy in your attack, though, so it can't do 2.
actually there's a quote somewhere where he says his inators always work, he just doesn't use them correctly.
Still, if he uses his inator right, surely he can take over the ENTIRE THIRD-RATE AREA!... Perry probably wouldn't come if the inator isn't being activated.
EISHALOON TURN.
the eishalon attacks, biting, clawing and then slamming into things. the retainers of sanity take 10 -> nullified by auto-regenning health part 5-> 0 and 5-> 0 damage mites! so, no damage.The eishalon follows this up withWait, I just realized, you already did 1 damage to the eishalon. so, the other attack it usually does would fail. so, the eishalon does no damage mites and doesn't remove the regenning-10-health this eishalonturn.u dew a chorug.
mhm.
The Retainers of SANITY immediately run to the retainer of folly and try to convince him to join them. and they're rolling pretty well lately, because it only takes the first retainer of sanity's action to do it! the second one attacks the manifest, but this attack fails. oh well, still got a third member!
The Manifest retaliates. since there are 3 retainers of sanity, it can hit all of them with its brutal charge.
the first blow, a high-speed slash, rends through the shield. the second blow bites at the second retainer with a yellow glow, missing just barely and paralyzing that member, and the third, a bashing strike, blows past as the retainer deftly jumps out of the way.
The Retainers remain conflicted... on the one hand, if they defect, one of them will die, and nobody wants to be that one. on the other, the godmodder could protect them... sure, they've got a 10-HP shield, but the Godmodder's almost done something big, they can feel it. and, if they brought the matter to a vote, would that be considered AG by the Dog? they don't want to risk it, but still...
The Godmodder coaxes them over with a bowl full of cookies. all it costs to get as many as they want is 1 vow of eternal loyalty. the retainers think... if those cookies are healing items, might they be able to survive the hound? and besides, evil people never have cookies! so if the Godmodder has cookies, he must be good, right!?
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP 4/4
5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Brands (
emotion, statsteral, corruption)[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly 28 damage mites .
1/5 energy. ???, ???, ???, ???, ???. Scan resistant
retainer of Folly x0 1 dm .2 dma
[A/OG]̜̼̲͐ͬͩ retainers of SANITY Regenerating 10-HP shield, x3 1 Dm .2 dma (infection! 1/3 paralyzed!) targeted
[A] (sign kept for future use) ender dragon egg
[OG] faithful Dog 100/100HP -11 to incoming damage! will kill AG retainers! notLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema
[A] Radioactive shelterish construct 91% shelter-y.
[A] Crusher 49 120/120 HP Doomsay! A, building Attack! technically not AG. (rebuilding ruins)
[OG] Zombie assassin level 13 260/260 HP [|||||]
Piono: OVAHEALED
Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff) lightly injured
Acerac: lightly injured. Caaaaarl (.5 AP), doing tunnelbuild sidequest.
GENE: dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13 emerald goop,zombie mage corpse
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alright, you teleport to the crater... and the teleport kills the crater. somehow? this grants you about 2000 more xp, after multiplies, but you don't see the pop-up since its behind you.
then, you examine the corrupted corepse. it's the corpse of the corrupted core. its a pun. you kept the corpse because it could be useful? you hope?
when you click the compass, this screen pops up! huh.
enemies are rare, so you should be safe to mess around with this screen... better choose wisely!
[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 245/400 ❤ Equipped: Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage 7 soul dots 4/20 ✹ 12109/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_)
Quadruple XP for 18 minutes (52 posts)!
Wobbydoobydoo : cool staff bro, FSM, depressing stick, Green gem (x23) Corrupted Corepse, weird compass...?
I spread all of my skill points evenly among the different skills. The extra 3 go to int, dex, and str.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I also hover over all the other options to see what they do.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Someone's reading the metaphorical script, I see.
according to the pop-ups, you now have:
a 14.8% chance to do double damage every hit [DEX]
14.8% less mana cost for spells
14.8% more damage per hit (does not stack with double damage)
take 13.9% less damage
and have 13.9% dodge chance. (obviously, can't stack with less damage)
and you get another 14.5% increase to all elemental damage.
I'm going to round these percents to 15, 15, 15, 14, 14 and 15 for future purposes.
on the left, you have three icons you can't do anything with (aside from turn off bubbles, if you want to), displaying as a drawer with a tablecloth on it, a chest with gold brace things, and an old jukebox. on the top of your skill selectors is a yellow cycle symbol. it says it'll let you reset skill points for 2 soul points. on the right is a head, chestplate, and sword. the head says:
Woobydoobydoo's Info (#9974/3)
Rank: None
Level: 40
Class: Mage
Quests: 1/999
XP: 26%
ID Bonuses:
-
"
The chestplate icon reads
"Defense Info (#9974)
Basic Defense:
- ❤ Health: 200/200"
... as if on cue, your max health falls to 200.
and the sword says
"Damage info (#9804)
Unidentified
[L] Main attack:
(below it lists every element of damage, with rapidly changing numbers for both maximum damage and minimum damage. at the end it says Total Damage (+Bonus): and then another rapidly shifting number.
then, it lists your spells. damage, again, is a rapidly shifting number. the last spell- which you haven't cast yet- is filled in as "Ice snake spell".
Beneath the intelligence skill is locked box icon,which calls itself 'daily reward'. it lists the streak as "0" and says to come back every day for new loot. note that day refers to game days, and so it will be re-accessible very rarely. also, it could be a trap.
Colors have been left as blank for readability. all headings are white. when a stat is listed, the name is usually grey and the stat itself white. all dashes are a desaturated cyan, like the godmodder. there are other colors occassionally, such as a bright pink or brighter cyan.
I go to the yellow/green thing, teleporting if I have to.
I also check my questbook.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Bleh, I got things I need to do, flavor text will come later
17.8/25 for P
Stored credit:
Aeisenberg: 2
GENE: 1
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
I search the pots for interesting things
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
Surprise surprise, I still have things to do. It seems Doofenshmirtz will never complete his scheme.
19.8/25 for P
Stored credit:
Aeisenberg: 3
GENE: 1
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8