rp out a dialog in which a brass dragon tries to have a serious conversation with a copper dragon but the copper dragon keeps making cringy puns and jokes
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my name is not Bryce
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usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
"My ex-wife? She still misses me, BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!!"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
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Brass: "You know what, Im just going to talk over your antics. We need to protect the town. Lets go, NOW!"
Copper: "Ok!" doesnt move
Brass: "Why did you say ok then not move?"
Copper: "I thought you were being rhetorical!"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
Copper: "I'll let you get away with it this time."
Brass: "Okay, now let's-"
Copper: "No."
Brass: "What?"
Copper: "I saw that coming from a mile away."
Brass: "Yes, around a mile away the city is being attacked by-"
Copper: "Don't think you can trick me. You were going to make a pun."
Brass: "Actually, I-"
Copper: "Was going to make a bad pun? I should have clarified that."
Brass: "I don't know why I ever decided to ask you for help."
Copper: "I know, there are so many better uses of my action."
Brass: "What are you talking about, now?"
Copper: "Me."
Brass: "You?"
Copper: "Who?"
Brass: "You who."
Copper: "Why are you crying?"
Brass: "Seriously? That again?"
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
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rp out a dialog in which a brass dragon tries to have a serious conversation with a copper dragon but the copper dragon keeps making cringy puns and jokes
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
“Listen, the Great City is about to be bombarded by-“
”Your mother”
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
"No its!"
"My ex-wife? She still misses me, BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!!"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
Brass: "listen, im trying to have a serious conversation here"
Copper: "alright, wanna hear a riddle?"
Brass: "sure...."
Copper: "whats big, round, flies around in the sky, and you can't look at it or your eyes will burn"
Brass: "the su-"
Copper: "your mom!" *wheeze*
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
Brass: "That's not funny, please let me talk-"
Copper: "About your mom? Because I don't think that would be very nice."
Brass: "What do you-"
Copper: "I mean, what would she think of you, criticizing her right now?"
Brass: "That's not what I-"
Copper: "Knock, knock."
Brass: "What?"
Copper: "You're supposed to say "Who's there?""
Brass: "What?"
Copper: "No, not "what." Who's there?"
Brass: "Uh... me?"
Copper: "No, you're supposed to say "who's there?""
Brass: "Fine. Who's there?"
Copper: "Boo."
Brass: "That's really not scary. Now, can we please go back to-"
Copper: "You're supposed to say "Boo who?""
Brass: "Why would I say "Boo who?""
Copper: "Why are you crying?"
Brass: "I'm not- you know what?"
Copper: "What?"
Brass: "That was a rhetorical question."
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
If my character had a metallic dragon boyfriend (or girlfriend) I’d want them to be about halfway between these two extremes.
Brass: "You know what, Im just going to talk over your antics. We need to protect the town. Lets go, NOW!"
Copper: "Ok!" doesnt move
Brass: "Why did you say ok then not move?"
Copper: "I thought you were being rhetorical!"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
“Not when I’m saying statements instead of questions!”
”Shame. Say, you know what else is a shame? Our dear friend Candice died from ligma yesterday, and all of Updog is in mourning.”
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
"Whats ligma... whats updog? Who's Candice- wait.. nonono!"
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
Copper: "I'll let you get away with it this time."
Brass: "Okay, now let's-"
Copper: "No."
Brass: "What?"
Copper: "I saw that coming from a mile away."
Brass: "Yes, around a mile away the city is being attacked by-"
Copper: "Don't think you can trick me. You were going to make a pun."
Brass: "Actually, I-"
Copper: "Was going to make a bad pun? I should have clarified that."
Brass: "I don't know why I ever decided to ask you for help."
Copper: "I know, there are so many better uses of my action."
Brass: "What are you talking about, now?"
Copper: "Me."
Brass: "You?"
Copper: "Who?"
Brass: "You who."
Copper: "Why are you crying?"
Brass: "Seriously? That again?"
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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Homebrew (Mostly Outdated): Magic Items, Monsters, Spells, Subclasses
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.