NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
Wait, what do you mean that's the wrong kind of pick up? Never mind.
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DnD is a game of numbers, and yet I dont have yours [hand them paper]
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Yeah. And the DM was a really old guy who’d been playing since like 1e. I didn’t feel like doing all that so I just retired the character instead. We didn’t play with that DM much longer anyway.
Pickup. I'm sure I know what you mean. Isn't that an American way of calling for Takeaways?
"Give me good food, half a pint of strong liquor, or I will curse your entire family. And it will most likely be lethal."
If you mean another type of pickup line, please, pray, explain this to me.
A pickup line is a saying used to break the ice and show the other that your are interested in them. You want them to seem clever, witty and if possible showing a mutual interest in something for the conversation to move on to. You just threatened to kill their family
Pickup. I'm sure I know what you mean. Isn't that an American way of calling for Takeaways?
"Give me good food, half a pint of strong liquor, or I will curse your entire family. And it will most likely be lethal."
If you mean another type of pickup line, please, pray, explain this to me.
A pickup line is a saying used to break the ice and show the other that your are interested in them. You want them to seem clever, witty and if possible showing a mutual interest in something for the conversation to move on to. You just threatened to kill their family
Oh! I wouldn't know. I'm not interested in being interested in others.
"Are you an air elemental? Because you just sucked the breath outta me." Does that work?
My personal favorite is going up to someone and just saying "I'm a bard"
Barb: [PUNCH WALL] "Date me!!"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"I have 20 Strength. I'm not going to drop you."
Wait, what do you mean that's the wrong kind of pick up? Never mind.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
DnD is a game of numbers, and yet I dont have yours [hand them paper]
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"I have a quiver of unbreakable arrows, but the only thing I want to shoot is you. Wait, no, that came out wrong."
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
“Don’t worry. I took an oath of devotion.”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Off topic but...
Are all paladins celibate?
I don’t think so. There isn’t a mention of it.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Thanks. I played a paladin once and the DM made her retire (quit advancing in paladin levels and start a new class) when she got married.
That seems weird. Was it a homebrew world?
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Yeah. And the DM was a really old guy who’d been playing since like 1e. I didn’t feel like doing all that so I just retired the character instead. We didn’t play with that DM much longer anyway.
Sounds like a bad case of Tolkienism. You were probably better off not playing with the DM, if that was a restriction.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Yeah. I totally agree with you. He was kinda uptight about stuff like that.
Gtg for now. Have a great day!
Bye!
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Want to see behind my DM screen
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
Guys, face it if you use dnd pick up lines on a girl who doesn’t play dnd you’re screwed but I wish you luck on your ventures!
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True lol. But a girl who does play might laugh and flirt back.
Pickup. I'm sure I know what you mean. Isn't that an American way of calling for Takeaways?
"Give me good food, half a pint of strong liquor, or I will curse your entire family. And it will most likely be lethal."
If you mean another type of pickup line, please, pray, explain this to me.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
A pickup line is a saying used to break the ice and show the other that your are interested in them. You want them to seem clever, witty and if possible showing a mutual interest in something for the conversation to move on to. You just threatened to kill their family
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
Oh! I wouldn't know. I'm not interested in being interested in others.
"Are you an air elemental? Because you just sucked the breath outta me." Does that work?
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!