I will pray to him. Also you can knock down the memorial of me in your garden (which I’m sure you was building) and replace it with a shrine of John that will be the height of a skyscraper and made of marble with gold lining.
I already have a shrine for Jhon which is touching the moon and made of marble with yarn lining, and I live in it. But I'll build another. You can never have enough Jhon shrines!
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Jhon is my deity. I am King DragonSlayer. He should be your deity too. Jhon is supreme.
Link to the original thread: Here
Where Jhon the Tabaxi was created: Here You read through his creation, think no one mentions him again, then a few post later he sparks back up again.
Note: This is not the same as the original thread, this is just a normal cult.
Roles:
High Yarn weaver of fate: (No one yet)
Jhon's Favourites: Drummer_The_Dragon_Slayer
Yarn weaver:
Knight of the yarn table:
Cleric killer:
Cat cultist:
Kitten: Baalzeboop, Yondor_The_Fantastic, BL4cKBE4r, Jet10
*I miss cults. Taverns are good, but cults are chilled.*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Half yarn. Half Tabaxi. All powerful.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
So True. ALL HAIL JHON!
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I never got to worship Jhon in the past, so... I'm in.
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Nice! Jhon is Supreme!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Death to those clerics! Those Jhon-opposers!
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Down with them! FOR JHON!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
All hail the one and only god made of yarn!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
ALL HAIL!
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What are you willing to sacrifice for him?
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Easy: all of the yarn I currently possess. Aaaand my time here on the forums.
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I will do what you are doing and I will sacrifice my imaginary pet cat.
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t a b a x i
m e o w
i am a human being.
Yay, Another supporter! Would you like to join?
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I like kittens :)
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Me too :)
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
This is a very serious question… did he… start… a… BANANA FARM?!??!!!
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
He hasn't yet, but if you worship him I'm sure he will bring good luck to any bananas you might grow
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I will pray to him. Also you can knock down the memorial of me in your garden (which I’m sure you was building) and replace it with a shrine of John that will be the height of a skyscraper and made of marble with gold lining.
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
I already have a shrine for Jhon which is touching the moon and made of marble with yarn lining, and I live in it. But I'll build another. You can never have enough Jhon shrines!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.