AKA: The Club of Anti-Grammer

As a person who has been excommunicated from the cult of SPaG worshippers several times for my incorrect usage of grammatical rules I have decided to create a place where those who the leaders of SPaG declare to be heathens may mount a holy crusade against their unflinching rules about Spelling, Puncuation, and Grammer

Deus Vult, may the miscommunications begin.

Enimies of our new sovereign Nation:

- Whoever created speech
- People who laugh because of typos
- Anyone who follows SPaG as if it is a way of life and not just a way of properly communicating with others

Public Enemy Numero Uno:

- John Dilinger

Worship of the Text Speakers will face eternity in the hells of miscommunication. Consider yourself warned, you will face reckoning with the SPaG Lords before the end. 

So a member of SPaG shows their face in these sacred halls. And I say to you, so be it

And I says to you that you've forgotten a full stop. But for a lazy typer your grammar is pretty good, false devil. 

And I say to thee that although the sentence has no period the stop is implied by a lack of continuation

I should probably stop talking like an person from the olden' days since it hurts my brain to think that hard

Thou art in violation of the Sacred Commandments of Punctuation. For such sins, the customary punishment is the removal of your colon. 

Thy art in violation of the sacred agreements that protect these halls. For the sins thee hast committed by threatening a members colon the only fitting punishment would be a removal of thy liver without anesthetic

As the one member I agree with this punishment and therefore the vote is unanimous.

You have no power here. Go back to the shadows from whence thy came. SPaG shall reign supreme.

And don't you forget it. 

Back to the shadows with the other Emos? No please, I just got out

Why don't you go back over to your supposed "Properly Grammatical Speakers" of your preferred language

Also, maybe I will forget it, short memory

 this sounds mildly interesting im in

Seriously you guys? You're so petty.  I have to spell artifact wrong every day to use American English (it's actually spelt "artefact") for D&D, I have to not use the correct speech marks ("example" is for quotes, but 'example' is actually the correct one for my tongue) or even mention the Oxford comma 90% of the time and yet I'm still here.  SPaG forever!

Quote from Yamana_Eajii >>

Seriously you guys? You're so petty.  I have to spell artifact wrong every day to use American English (it's actually spelt "artefact") for D&D, I have to not use the correct speech marks ("example" is for quotes, but 'example' is actually the correct one for my tongue) or even mention the Oxford comma 90% of the time and yet I'm still here.  SPaG forever!

 Thank you! SPaG is very important.

I have been pulled up for grammar on the forums many a time, because I speed type because of the lack of time I can spend on the forums. Down with grammar supporters!    

A time when I was pulled up for grammar From post 249 and onwards 

Drummer, you have thrown your lot in with the wrong people. 

We will see about that

and why are brits on DDB devils?

... Great. Now we have another war breaking out. I use SPaG sometimes. Just not always. As long as the text gets the point across, then [shrug]. Plus..... Can both sides agree the english language is weird? 

I agree that the english language is weird, but being fussy over punctuation is weirder 

Quote from Stephanie252 >>

You have no power here. Go back to the shadows from whence thy came. SPaG shall reign supreme.

And don't you forget it. 

 I don't want a war, but don't expect me to back own. You can either take back what you said about Brits and non-punctuates and we can forget this, Or you don't let it go and this carries on, which no one wants... 

Quote from Yamana_Eajii >>

Seriously you guys? You're so petty.  I have to spell artifact wrong every day to use American English (it's actually spelt "artefact") for D&D, I have to not use the correct speech marks ("example" is for quotes, but 'example' is actually the correct one for my tongue) or even mention the Oxford comma 90% of the time and yet I'm still here.  SPaG forever!

 Then use the British version if you want. It will still get the point across and only annoy some of the Americans.

Quote from ChrisTheSoulcasterMage >>

... Great. Now we have another war breaking out. I use SPaG sometimes. Just not always. As long as the text gets the point across, then [shrug]. Plus..... Can both sides agree the english language is weird? 

 Yes. Yes, we can.